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| Friday Mar 8, 2013 | Raging Brony forgets that his show of choice is, in fact, aimed at children. Hilarity ensues. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Saturday Jan 12, 2013 | Perhaps you want to learn how to howl. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Saturday May 26, 2012 | Jm J. Bullock and Tammy Faye Baker rant about hotdogs and segue to sword swallowing. Innuendo much? to Wackos by isosceles |
| Monday Dec 5, 2005 |
Some high-quality graphomania written
by another citzen plagued with mind-control (and hair-curling) beams,
time-traveling CIA operatives, and eerie similarities to a character in the Pokeman Forever movie to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Dec 1, 2005 | This page contains.. something about
Julie Andrews, her hidden first-born son, Hitler and.. I have no idea really.
If you can make sense of it, let me know. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 |
Hurricane Katrina? Yeah,
Japanese gangsters
caused that. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jul 27, 2005 | Blacktown
is "the only black organization that exposes and opposes lesbian feminism [sic] witchcraft"
and is really upset about the decline of the afro.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Jun 21, 2005 | If there are any 12-year-old girls reading memepool who still
love unicorns and faeries, do
not look at this
sculpture gallery
or your innocence will be forever shattered. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Monday Jun 6, 2005 | Interpretive Arson presents Dance Dance Immolation ... an adaptation of Dance Dance Revolution, but with fire! When you do well, the computer shoots big propane blasts up into the air ... when you do
poorly, it shoots you in the face with flamethrowers. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Apr 22, 2005 | If the Old Navy Ad Girl and the Pepsi Ad Girl were to fight, which fansite would achieve orgasm first? to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Apr 12, 2005 | Do you beleive that
water talks
to you?
Or that
magic
stickers will protect you from cell phone radiation?
(It uses principles of modern physics!) Then
BioPro Technology is
just the company for you! to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Feb 26, 2005 | The customer is always to Wackos by kade |
| Friday Feb 4, 2005 | It's never too late to hear The story OF cfhirstmas By CVEdric Bixler-Zavbalas, with its eternal message of something or other. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Jan 20, 2005 | From toilet seats to coathangers to lightmeters, you can always find something to amuse you at Unusual Museums of the Internet. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Tuesday Dec 7, 2004 | "Would you believe that in September 2003 the British government was effectively overthrown by one person using an old computer printer and some office stationery? This is the big British secret that's been increasingly difficult to contain, and now it's being blown wide open!"
to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Nov 30, 2004 | Throughout the ages bad design has plagued humanity, yet few people share the unsettling mixture of hubris, exhibitionism, illiteracy, inanity and color blindness as Vanilla Sweet Niz. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Nov 23, 2004 | Molatar, your run-of-the-mill
shape-changing dragon werewolf
fundamentalist Christian,
hates
role playing games,
vampires and
stinging insects.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Jun 4, 2004 | UFOs, crystal skulls, Roswell, the beginning of the Aquarian age, healing energy
and on and on and on for hundreds of
pages.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Thursday May 20, 2004 | Hello, my name is Andy, and this is my resurrection. Mmmmm... maybe not. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday May 14, 2004 |
GOD IS CONCERNED ABOUT OUR
APPAREL,
HAIR STYLES, ETC. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Apr 22, 2004 | In these days when reality and satire are becoming ever more bewilderingly alike, it seems no one really knows what to make of one Ricky Vandel, who claims he was approached by an Amazon woman who gave him the secrets of the meaning of our existence; upon these rests the foundation of the Church of Fandel - as well as his excessive fondness for Jenna Bush. to Wackos by monde |
| Friday Feb 13, 2004 | Hey ladies, here's your chance to get in on Waco II: Electric Boogaloo at the ground floor! to Wackos by scromp |
| Friday Feb 6, 2004 | Is the moon actually a giant spaceship?
I do
beleive so! to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Dec 16, 2003 | "Steve Currey of
Steve Currey's Expedition Company has
agreed to charter a Russian Nuclear Icebreaker from
Adventure Associates
and is standing by to take the first 100 people to sign up for
this historic voyage
to the Arctic, to determine once and for all whether
the hollow earth theory has any validity." to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Nov 21, 2003 | Serial killer or computer programmer? The line might be finer than we think. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Nov 19, 2003 | I email dead people! to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Sunday Nov 16, 2003 | Zoo Skool - higher education for female zoophiles. (not work safe) to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Oct 30, 2003 | If you take
Peter Pan,
add a little
Lynda Carter
and a little bit of crazy, you end up with
Wonder Woman Vicki!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| If you have no clue what
Lassie
is making such a fuss over, the
Bowlingual dog
translator can help!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Monday Oct 20, 2003 | Some (e.g. Ted Nugent) advocate hunting for food. Others cite the necessity of culling the herd for population control. Both groups lose sight of what the "Red Mist" hunting subculture embraces, the sheer joy of vaporizing small animals with high-powered rifles. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Monday Sep 29, 2003 | John Norman's
Gor novels
have titillated teenage boys for
decades. However, some people have taken his S&M-drenched
swords-and-sorcery fantasy
far too seriously,
and have modelled their
lives and
sex-lives
around it.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Sep 17, 2003 | While Americans face the Denver Boot
and its kin, the Brits endure the scourge of Wheel
Clamps. In a world without heroes, however, there is Angle
Grinder Man! See him in action!
Uh, could we maybe see a little more action instead,
Angle Grinder Man? to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Aug 20, 2003 | His name is Vangoo, and he photoshops diapers onto pictures of grown men that he finds on the Internet. to Wackos by scromp |
| Wednesday Apr 23, 2003 | "My name is Ulrich Haarburste and I like to write
stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film."
to Wackos by faisal |
| Monday Apr 14, 2003 | Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf's goofy pronouncements have earned him his own fan club.
to Wackos by yoyology |
| Wednesday Apr 2, 2003 | Protect yourself from SARS... in style. to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Mar 27, 2003 | The phenomenon of pets on LiveJournal is puzzling. Is it a joke? Is it a dissociative personality where people act out their repressed thoughts in the guise of their pets? Are the authors just a little crazy, harboring multiple personalities? Or are the authors furries? to Wackos by isosceles |
| Sunday Mar 16, 2003 | The world of fetish pornography is a lot more interesting when you combine megalomania with terrible English. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Certain people believe that British PM Tony Blair's rabid support of the US covers up a series of links between Tony Blair's cabinet, a pedophile ring, and the Dunblane massacre. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Thursday Mar 13, 2003 | No matter what you are throwing away, somebody will find it endlessly fascinating. Witness Bill Keaggy, who loves other people's grocery lists. He also collects rocks shaped like shoes and litter. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Monday Mar 3, 2003 | Watch out!
Evil snake people
are everywhere:
comets,
rock formations,
terrorist attacks
and, of course,
Hans Blix.
Plus, bonus UFOs, chem trails, mind control, worldwide conspiracies,
King Kong getting a tan,
and evil Jesuits!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Sunday Jan 26, 2003 | "Everyday I wake up and look around and see things that would be good for humping." to Wackos by yoyology |
| Tuesday Nov 26, 2002 | The art of webcamming has progressed to the point where people will broadcast their own posthumous decomposition.
to Wackos by isosceles |
| Monday Nov 25, 2002 | The Institute of Druidic Technology: proving that Druids used computers to play video games and program things.
to Wackos by caspian |
| Monday Nov 18, 2002 | Poet Piet loves using multicoloured text and very colourful expressions - so colourful that it all blends together in such a way as to become completely incomprehensible. Recurring theme seems to be the notion that the world needs to shuffle its rocks around...or does Piet just have rocks in his head? to Wackos by monde |
| People who throw toys for fun should all know the Everluminescent Doctor Popular: Juggler, yoyo guru, musician, fashion plate, hair model, pimp. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Thursday Nov 7, 2002 | Johnny Disco wants you to know about his career in television in film and the conspiracy against him, but apparently not about his sinister connection to Canada.
to Wackos by fringehead |
| Thursday Oct 31, 2002 | You'll find the cure for smallpox,
the password
to heaven , and "over 50MB of other Rome busting info" at Reformation Online. Happy Reformation
Day!
to Wackos by pad |
| Steve Quayle is convinced that the gentle giants of our childhood myths
are a conspiracy and instead are something far more sinister.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Tuesday Oct 29, 2002 | Now that the Guinness Book of Records officially discourages gluttony and foolhardiness we will never know how many cigarettes Transylvanian Stefan Sigmond can smoke in four minutes while running a mile. to Wackos by fool |
| Sunday Sep 22, 2002 | "Pippi's quite unique, /
Diddle diddle, with her smile disarming; /
She is such an imp, /
Tra la la la la, you'll love her too!"
Now receive her mark, and be damned forever!
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Sep 19, 2002 | I never really got the concept of online auctions. It's still a little alien to me. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Monday Sep 9, 2002 | Saddam Hussein - insane madman, vicious dictator and fabulous rap star?
to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Aug 15, 2002 | Apocalyptic predictions are frequently made but soon forgotten after they fail to come true.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Friday Aug 9, 2002 | Overweening computer advocacy meets an amazing incapacity for humor in the remarkably unfunny #!/usr/bin/perl, the sitcom.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Thursday Aug 1, 2002 | If you're desperate for a little lovin' and don't have any potential prospects in sight, you might want to hire 'professional help'. But, what if their prices are just too steep for you? While some people have sought the kindness of others to help them through a financially difficult time, others may need more fundamental assistance.
to Wackos by rich |
| Saturday Jul 20, 2002 | Are scientists afraid of
Ed Conrad? He has proof that man is as old as coal and that there is life after death. He's been posting the evidence to Usenet for years and even has his own fan newsgroup. How long can he be denied? to Wackos by nelson |
| Tuesday Jul 2, 2002 | Over the past few weeks, lots of people
(enough for
search engines to notice)
have received
email
from
"Ryan and Jacob"
that begins:
"There is something extremely wrong with every single person in this
world. They seem to be part of a pointless
simulation"
After some Matrix-inspired
philosophical rambling,
the authors present a puzzle
to lead
dedicated searchers
to "their"
homepage
(and possibly a
second one)
which is owned by
Anthony Bourov (who works for
the Web hosting company called
addr.com).
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jun 12, 2002 | Fresh off his appearance with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and those Star Wars geeks on the Conan O'Brien show, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster makes his web presence known. Watch for him on a city street or a Renaissance Faire near you.
to Wackos by lampbane |
| Friday Jun 7, 2002 | Some very bizarre people have so much free time, they write clones of Dance Dance Revolution in Python. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Friday May 31, 2002 | Tom Wells encourages you to visit one of his other sites. You can donate to his 2004 presidential campaign, but only if you have never literally slapped OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER directly in the face.
to Wackos by sylvar |
| Thursday May 2, 2002 | History is rife with would be mediums such as Margery Crandon, the Fox Sisters, and Lamar Keene who turned out to be fakes.
The latest batch includes James Van Praagh,
Sylvia Browne, George Anderson, and most notably John Edward.
Let's just say I am a bit skeptical. to Wackos by brainwave |
| Tuesday Apr 16, 2002 | I'm sure all of you have gaped in awe at the cracked genius of
Gene Ray's Time Cube
(and the
Joanie Loves
Chachi-like spin-off sites
abovegod and
thegreatestthinker).
Now,
witness
his historic
lecture and debate at MIT.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Apr 10, 2002 | Indigarden said it best: "His name Khai. He smoke bong. He this height and this long. Cum see the videos!" to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Mar 26, 2002 | As of March, 2000, THEY represent about 95 to 98 percent of the total Earth population.
YOU KNOW IT. YOU FEEL IT. to Wackos by moose |
| Thursday Mar 14, 2002 | Presenting... The Tale of Sockpuppetta: Sock Jedi. to Wackos by netcowboy |
| Wednesday Mar 13, 2002 | The International Weasel Information Society (IWIS) is trying to save the poor weasel from its tarnished reputation. Now who will save the rat? The Rat Fan Club!
to Wackos by caspian |
| Thursday Dec 13, 2001 | The Forever Britney Network worries that a campaign of terror is being waged against Ms. Spears. In fact, he has a theory and an MP3 audio book on the subject. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday Nov 30, 2001 | I can't even think of any witty way to describe this Japanese pop music video sung by guys wearing only fig leaves.
to Wackos by onigame |
| Thursday Nov 15, 2001 | The hardest cored conspiracy theorist Bill Cooper, author of Behold a Pale Horse, bites the bullet for the last time.
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Oct 18, 2001 |
Jordan Maxwell
is convinced that the
so-called "United States"
is in reality a corporation founded in 1868, which has tricked us into paying it
so-called "income taxes"
for the past 133 years.
Luckily, you can
buy your freedom
for only $995 - check out the
the Ex/Repatriation FAQ.
(Or perhaps you'd like an
"International Driver's Permit"
instead.)
to Wackos by voidptr |
| Thursday Oct 11, 2001 | Drop porn, not bombs!
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Saturday Oct 6, 2001 | The Zodiac was a San Francisco-based
serial killer who wore
a bizarre
costume, sent coded messages
to the police and newspapers, and was never
apprehended. There were many
Zodiac suspects, but
none stranger than...BATMAN! to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Saturday Sep 8, 2001 | Hi. My name is Sperel. I am a goose. to Wackos by voidptr |
| Tuesday Aug 21, 2001 | Statue Molesters: As if the pigeons weren't bad enough.
to Wackos by fool |
| Friday Aug 10, 2001 | Funny. You always seemed like such a nice person. The quiet type. Kept yourself to yourself maybe, but at least you kept your lawn mowed and always waved hello. Who knew?
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Aug 9, 2001 | Have you been-denied your ability for the bring of the evidence into the court, or had the evidence by the misrepresentation and distortion?
Well then it's time to glue a $1 stamp to a piece of cardboard, learn to speak truth languge, and attend THE David-Wynn: Miller seminars.
to Wackos by saucy |
| Saturday Aug 4, 2001 | It turns out that obsessive collection runs in the family.
to Wackos by kade |
| Saturday Jul 28, 2001 | I don't know what's scarier about this girl: the fact she has two hundred pens or that she has a name for every single one.
to Wackos by kade |
| Tuesday Jul 24, 2001 | See Freck. See Freck's feet. See Freck
cut off his feet with a guillotine. Run, Freck, run! to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Saturday Jul 21, 2001 | Three reasons why you shouldn't try to shake soft-drink machines to get a free drink: (1) You won't get a free drink. (2) If the machine falls on you, it will kill you. (3) Your distraught parents might put up a Web site about the stupid way you died. to Wackos by tregoweth |
| Saturday Jul 14, 2001 | "Hi, my name is Tiffany and when I grow up -- I wanna be a penthouse pet!"
to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Jul 1, 2001 | Yes, those monarchs were crazy. But not just Caligula and "Mad King" George III. Sample many others, including Murad IV, who hated women -- a lot!, and Ludwig II of Bavaria -- who build some crazy castles (Why do all roads lead to Disney?) to Wackos by keiths |
| Thursday Jun 28, 2001 | Famous Scientologists perform the songs of L. Ron Hubbard. I'm not kidding, listen to John Travolta, Leif Garrett, and Frank Stallone belt out gospel like praises. You definatly need to be a very advanced thetan to appreciate this crap. to Wackos by skallas |
| Tuesday Jun 12, 2001 | Worst resume EVER! to Wackos by fringehead |
| Sunday Jun 10, 2001 | Who can save you from the WORST
EVER DEADLY WORLDWIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GOD!?! Schizophrenic
target of The Conspiracy® Francis E. Dec, Esq.—YOUR
ONLY
HOPE FOR
A
FUTURE!!! (Warning:
Not for sensitive readers.) to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday May 30, 2001 | Otherkin are people who for
various reasons do not
believe they are human. Some of us are really nuts.
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Monday May 28, 2001 | Morrissey...or Morris-SEER? Veganmozfan
believes The Smiths' frontman
had visions of Princess
Diana's death. You be the
judge. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday May 25, 2001 | Possess the souls of the famous for a fee! A legion of celebrities awaits you, from Dr. Seuss to Tojo. All brought to you by some dubious royalty. to Wackos by fringehead |
| Thursday May 24, 2001 | People do strange things to trees. to Wackos by tregoweth |
| Wednesday May 23, 2001 | 666 Watch - your source on all things 666, especially biochip implants, barcodes and that perennial Bible-fan classic - rock music. to Wackos by wheezer |
| Tuesday May 15, 2001 | Instead of worrying what video games are doing to kids, perhaps we should be worrying about what some parents are doing to their kids.
to Wackos by dnm |
| Tuesday May 8, 2001 | Those who seek to keep their heads in the clouds would do well to remember
that which goes up must come down.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Monday May 7, 2001 | Kinky morris dancers. Does it hurt? to Wackos by sam |
| Wednesday Apr 25, 2001 | For devout pie-fetishers who find themselves unable to cope without Pie-Magination, please direct your browsers to Chrissy LeCreme - the only weather channel-loving country-singing hetero cross-dresser whom craves pies in the face. to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Apr 8, 2001 | The system dynamics analysis of a religious experience
establishes a scientific basis for the core of religion. That is, seen from the outside all religions are diverse, but at the very essence or core of each religion resides the sacred structure and essence of religion. The analysis presented here of this structure and essence forms a general theory of religion.
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Friday Apr 6, 2001 | In today's fast-paced world wide web, pointlessness is the key to success. Bearing this in mind, Fluxus Research's archive of doorknobs has got to be one of the strongest contenders in recent times.
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Wednesday Mar 28, 2001 | Forget astrology and tea leaves - when I want to know my future, I have Sylvester Stallone's mom look at my butt. to Wackos by kapital |
| Tuesday Mar 27, 2001 | What do you do with more than fifty desperate and scary voice mails from an ex? Put them up on the web, naturally. And sell merchandise. I really want to know more about the other half of this equation.
to Wackos by mercaptan |
| Friday Mar 16, 2001 | Few sites on the web can match the moral strength of The Hunger Site or The Rainforest Site. Nevertheless, there are some other poignant cries for help out there. Teens who hate their parents, mothers in search of diaper coupons, and women seeking donut cream recipes all vie for attention and your help on The Shameless Begging Board. Not to be outdone, Colleen is building a LEGO house in her Ivy League dorm room, and needs you to send her your spare LEGOS. to Wackos by therubal |
| Monday Mar 12, 2001 | "My name is Tom Kraemer. I created the picture of the girl above on a computer. She does not actually exist. Since creating the picture, I have fallen in love with the girl in the image. She is, you might say, my "dream girl". I know this might sound strange, but I have to find the girl who matches this image."
to Wackos by kade |
| Wednesday Feb 28, 2001 | No matter how you feel about adult babies, you'll definitely get creeped out by Baby Pants. Not because he's wearing a diaper, but because he's wearing a Stone Cold Steve Austin mask.
to Wackos by roo |
| Tuesday Feb 27, 2001 | Too depressed to get to the doctor to refill your Prozac?
Hiroyuki Nishigaki
has the secret method to "GOOD-BYE Depression":
CONSTRICTING ANUS 100 times
daily.
to Wackos by skyhook |
| Saturday Feb 17, 2001 | Frank Tymon
has written
English
lessons for people who don't know what a letter is.
(Lesson two has examples from the
other
half of the alphabet.)
Also,
lose
weight.
to Wackos by belford |
| Friday Feb 16, 2001 | Gorgeous, sex-crazed she-demons are after me! Is this a big problem or a adolescent fantasy? Apparently, it's both.
to Wackos by pjammer |
| I hate clowns. I hate them a lot. Especially Bingo and the circle of hell he occupies.
to Wackos by sungo |
| Just in case you had to be reminded, the Internet is a very big place. Big enough to hold The Rick Springfield Fan Club, a William Shatner Impersonator, and.. umm.. a 47-year-old divorced Peter Pan. We're at a loss.
to Wackos by fringehead |
| Friday Jan 12, 2001 | At what point does a business meeting go so bad that someone says "Let's bring in a Scantily Leather Clad Dom Clown to be our Meeting Facilitator"? to Wackos by skyhook |
| Wednesday Jan 10, 2001 | Who's really running the world? Secret satanic "internationalists" or hideous bipedal iguanas? Perhaps we should be more worried about becoming CIA sex slaves.
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Mel Lyman proved that a career
in folk music is the
best place to start a career as a cult leader before deciding that you are,
in fact, God Himself.
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Gary Spivey
must be psychic --
check out that hair! to Wackos by tregoweth |
| Friday Jan 5, 2001 | The Antichrist has been found by some smart fellers who say the Prince of Darkness is none other than the Prince of Wales. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Vigilante justice is, I think, a pretty common theme among the wackos of the world, but against oneself?
to Wackos by djinn |
| Tuesday Jan 2, 2001 | George Kranz is a scary man. He provides JonBenet sex dolls to convicts, demands an industry standard of 30-40ccs of semen per cumshot in porno films and hunts for Boat People off the coast of Cuba. I personally like the posts in his guestbook from outraged vistors -- "Dude, I hope this is all satire. If not, may the FBI hunt you down and disembowel you; allowing many bad, bad things to happen to you first... maybe your own bukkake?" to Wackos by kade |
| Saturday Dec 30, 2000 | Michael "Mucko" McDermott, the software tester who allegedly gunned down seven co-workers on Dec. 26, was an active Internet geek. Among his online activities, he registered the domain name mucko.com, actively posted on Usenet and established an Amazon wish list. to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Dec 24, 2000 | Only NotMilk.com would misquote the same New York Times article that mentioned the site. to Wackos by djinn |
| Friday Dec 22, 2000 |
Pornography, art and the fine line in between... to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Dec 21, 2000 | If you're female, single, located in Toronto and like to live dangerously, please contact Wayne Manzo. He's desparately seeking a "Human" Scully to help him uncover the secret "Alien Race" in America. (However, he has one requirement -- "Please no alien bitches like Helen Hunt. I don't feel like being killed by an 'Alien Bitch' just so she can bring me back as her connected, telepathic, scanning slave.")
to Wackos by kade |
| Bonsai Kitten - dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets. (It's just not for people who weren't loved as children!) to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Dec 17, 2000 | Heather Smith claims to have discovered the ultimate conspiracy behind the "wrongful conviction" of Timothy McVeigh.
to Wackos by kade |
| Saturday Dec 16, 2000 | Meet "Vinnie the Tampon Case Distributor," a very sensitive feminist who puts a disturbing graphic of a bloodied man on his tampon cases. to Wackos by skallas |
| Wednesday Dec 13, 2000 | The latest extreme in body modification isn't cheap -- in fact, it'll cost you an arm and a leg. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Monday Dec 11, 2000 | The internet has exposed me to a wide array of unusual sexual fetishes. While I try to be as tolerant I can be, I draw the line at people who fantasize over the Columbine High shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. to Wackos by kade |
| Tuesday Dec 5, 2000 | Sumo wrestlers +
Sailor Moon = something
freakishly awful. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Tuesday Nov 28, 2000 | By gum, I sure do love militias with a sense of humor. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Tuesday Nov 21, 2000 | Take a single guy obsessed with Gymnastics, someone from an AOL chatroom claiming to be Olympic gymnast Dominique Moceanu, add a bunch of lawsuits and you have Defamation And Dominique. to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Nov 19, 2000 | There's no need to hire expensive geophysicists or New-Agey dowsers when THE LORD tells you where to find profitable oil wells! You heathens would never dream of replacing your petroleum engineers with bible scholars, but that's why you don't work at Ness Energy - founded to "distribute God's SUPERNATURAL WEALTH to God's end-time ministries." Strangely, God's supernatural wealth has not translated into supernatural returns for Ness's shareholders - but we here at memepool are pretty sure it's just God's way of testing the faith of the flock. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Saturday Nov 18, 2000 | Sometimes you need the right tool for the right job. When you want to haul 4,000 pounds of construction material from Florida to Maryland, a VW Jetta is probably not the right tool. Don't try this at home. Actually, don't try this anywhere. to Wackos by mdm |
| Wednesday Nov 15, 2000 | Children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of your womb is a reward! Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of your youth. Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Nov 10, 2000 | Bukkake? Yawn.
Extreme body
modifcation? Don't bore me.
Live video of a man being
stoned to death?
Such things do not bother me now that I've seen the true face of
horror:
photoshopping
cat photos
and staging
page after page
of
bizarre
party scenes with them.
Lovecraft had nothing on
this.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Nov 8, 2000 | Our Turkish friend Mahir is back. And yes, he's still looking to "invitate" one very lucky girl to his home. to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Nov 2, 2000 | Dancing, in its many forms, is a very natural thing. But someone always has to take it too far: Dancing with cats and dancing with dogs. to Wackos by imploded |
| Monday Oct 23, 2000 | Barkless tomatoes, Doctor Randall's Nose Cleaner, and the back of Tracy Malone's head are all For Sale By Mental Patient in a convincing parody of other online wackos. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Sunday Oct 22, 2000 | Proponents of life extension suggest reduced-calorie diets as a means of extending life.
Noone has taken this as dangerously far as the Breatharians.
Breatharians, such as Jasmuheen, believe they can survive almost entirely on "liquid light."
However, even the most practiced Breatharians, such as Wiley Brooks, occasionally sneak into a 7-11 for a chicken pot-pie and a slurpee.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Saturday Oct 21, 2000 | When the most well-known single rich guys are girlfriend-beating psychos, twice-divorced overweight actors or pathetic self-absorbed hacks, only the most motivated gold-diggers still want to marry a millionaire. Since we now know that money's not everything and technology geeks will rule the future, Who Wants to Marry a SysAdmin? to Wackos by pjammer |
| Thursday Oct 19, 2000 | How to photograph little girls in a Lolita barely-legal manner. Models of ages 7-11 can start looking trampy immediately. Wait, that's not a fair comparision, Lolita was 12. to Wackos by skallas |
| Tuesday Oct 10, 2000 | Why be a namby-pamby vegetarian or a half-baked vegan when you can reject capitalism, meat, money, and fresh food entirely? Become a freegan today. Advantages include the thrill of dumpster diving, membership in a proud elite, and drinking urine. to Wackos by fringehead |
| Friday Oct 6, 2000 | Meet Mary the Gentle Dominant Princess...who's looking for her Prince Charming. But if you really want to call her up, she repeatedly mentions that she requires you to read a page describing an intricate, step by step ritual of efficiency designed to screen out flakes and losers...as well as anyone who'd dare put his own needs above her slightest whims. She also states that every other page on her site must be read, and she'll quiz you on them to make sure. Mary has been looking for her special someone for years now, and she'll probably be looking for many more years to come...considering that she'd require her husband to get rid of his pets (she sees them as competing with her for his attention) and never ride a motorcycle again, as well as quitting any job involving danger or travelling - and that's just for starters. On top of that, yet another rule is that a would-be suitor must bring a gift of money to her before she'll even go ahead with the date...but that's solely to earn the privilege of being in her company: even though she's not religious, she's very adamantly against premarital sexual activity. to Wackos by monde |
| Friday Sep 29, 2000 | Have you ever thought your company's mission statement was strange or boring?
Take some inspiration from the Planetary Activation Organization
and go nuts! to Wackos by veblen |
| Monday Sep 25, 2000 | I've found the next Jon-Benet Ramsey or one really perverse mother-daughter relationship. (She even has a fan club! - Note the majority of her members are male, aged 25-45. *WINK!*) to Wackos by kade |
| Friday Sep 22, 2000 | Death by LSD flashback, the evils of TV's Bewitched, and hippies all presented by uber-nut Jack T. Chick. to Wackos by skallas |
| Wednesday Sep 20, 2000 | Crazy Drunk Guy is, well, a crazy drunk guy who calls up people and hassles them at work. to Wackos by crikey |
| Wednesday Sep 13, 2000 | Say hello to JuJuBee! Young JuJuBee is a DJ licker. What is a DJ licker you ask? A DJ licker is someone who makes it their personal mission to lick the heads of as many rave DJ's as possible. Ugh, E-tards. MDMA is bad for you, mmm'kay?
to Wackos by kade |
| Monday Sep 11, 2000 | People who do extreme cosplay scare me. to Wackos by kade |
| Friday Sep 8, 2000 | See one man's effort to restore the most popular crosswalk in Durham, NH.
to Wackos by kade |
| Monday Sep 4, 2000 | Unfortunately, this is what happens when you can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Especially if you're the type that sits around waiting for computers to magically become self-aware. Failed technological predictions are nothing new, especially for uber-nerd A.C. Clarke. to Wackos by skallas |
| Friday Sep 1, 2000 | Pete Cooper is one wacky brit. However, his love for McDonalds really scares me. to Wackos by kade |
| Wednesday Aug 30, 2000 | The pathetic and very sexually frustrating quest to build a female android continues unabated. Even academia can't resist bringing V.I.C.I. to life.
to Wackos by skallas |
| Wednesday Aug 9, 2000 | The Retarded Ravers of America. If this site doesn't convince you that E is bad for you, nothing will. to Wackos by kade |
| Friday Aug 4, 2000 | From the person who brought you TimeCube comes
AboveGod, which is basically more of the same. It's still all about the time cube and the evils of one day. He has added racism and anti-semitism to the mix for the first time, though. to Wackos by keith |
| Wednesday Jul 26, 2000 | So. Interested in paying $7.95 to a wife-beating football pro lie his ass off online? Get your credit card out and Ask OJ. (Hurry, prices go up to $9.95 on July 27th) to Wackos by pjammer |
| Sunday Jul 23, 2000 | What is the best way to increase traffic to your site? Search engine placements? Blase. Spam? Sure, if you want to be ping-flooded by angry users. Banner ads? Too expensive. Infect yourself with athlete's foot and chronicle your day-to-day activities online? Of course! to Wackos by pjammer |
| Wednesday Jul 19, 2000 | "I am Curry. A slim and handsome race car driver." I dig the moustache. to Wackos by idat |
| Monday Jul 17, 2000 | Shannon Kringen, aka Goddess Kring, is something of a Seattle celebrity...in her own mind, at least. She has her own public access show, which is pretty nifty if you're stoned and pretty bizarre if you're not. And, of course, there are naked pictures... and a Web journal. to Wackos by idat |
| Saturday Jun 24, 2000 | Evil comes to the Flea Market in the form of the dark spectre of Sedition, Drugs and Vintage Jewelry...as chronicled by an individual whose elevator just doesn't go all the way to the top floor. to Wackos by monde |
| Dr. Alexander
Abian, respected Professor of Mathematics and Usenet kook par
excellance,
died a year ago
today. We should mourn his passing by
BLOWING
UP THE MOON AND REBORBITING VENUS TO MAKE A BORN-AGAIN EARTH.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Jun 15, 2000 | I find myself lacking the words to describe Storme Ireland. The best I can do is "gender-bending con man supermodel wannabe".
to Wackos by keith |
| Wednesday Jun 14, 2000 | My name is Brad. Please buy my wisdom teeth. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Thursday Jun 8, 2000 | We've all heard of the age-old dispute of Evolution vs. Creationism and most of us will remember the Creationists' recent forays into the US education system, but let's not forget that the theory of evolution is not undisputed in the science community either. Do check out this topical index on the matter.
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Thursday May 11, 2000 | If it's May, it must be time for the annual University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt. Here's this year's live-action events, and here's some stops on your road trip from hell. to Wackos by boneyard |
| Tuesday May 9, 2000 | Proctology, the study of freaks who cram things up their ass. to Wackos by jason |
| I'm kind of wishing I hadn't read the article about
Mike the Headless Wonder Chicken quite so soon after
lunch. to Wackos by peterb |
| Wednesday Apr 26, 2000 | Since 1996, Derek's been putting every last one of his Wal-Mart receipts on the web. The best part are the visitor comments on each receipt. to Wackos by joshua |
| Tuesday Apr 25, 2000 | After Death Communications specialist Christine Toomey is helping us to pierce the veil of death and speak with both Princess Diana and, of course, Chris Farley. Future projects are under construction, and investors may wish to help spread the light. For now, Di has graciously agreed to provide a newsletter. to Wackos by fringehead |
| Wednesday Apr 19, 2000 | Letterboxing: Those black
bars you see on your television screen when watching some movies.
People both love and hate them. This guy, for
some reason beyond mortal ken, thinks they're a form of censorship.
Fortunately for the rest of us, it's fairly obvious that he's, um, a bit out of
touch. to Wackos by dha |
| Monday Apr 17, 2000 | A Jeffersonian pervert, with interests ranging from legal prostitution to "how to make love," to Moonies and DOS buyout conspiracy theory. Mr. Perkel claims to have written over 250,000 letters to periodical editors and has himself published 28 issues of Think Magazine, manifesto of the "Nerd Liberation Movement." You can lease this eloquent and prodigious nutcase for only $250 an hour through Mr. Perkel's 'rent-a-genius' program. to Wackos by aleph |
| Sunday Apr 16, 2000 | As someone with a morbid fascination for interpersonal virtual train
wrecks, I thought Usenet was a good place for me. Boy, have I
been missing out! to Wackos by dha |
| Friday Apr 7, 2000 | James H. Vipond is a very, very special man.
Not only is he "the Web's premier fan" of Small Wonder and Concentration, but he also
writes, produces, and illustrates (rendered in 3D, natch) Spectrum Force,
"a new, ethnically diverse team of evangelical Christian crimefighters".
And if that isn't enough, baby, he's planning an animated television series, Minerva Walker. "She's black, she's stacked, and she can take the flak!" -- watch out, Tarantino, there's a new boy in town. to Wackos by che |
| Tuesday Apr 4, 2000 | Please God, do not allow some superfly
Indonesian gigolo
become the next Mahir.
to Wackos by xrayjones |
| Tuesday Mar 28, 2000 | The true meaning of the 404 error code is biblically ordained. Of course, so is the area code. (I wonder what the alphanumeric meaning of "Uh, whatever, nutball!" is?)
to Wackos by monde |
| Thursday Mar 23, 2000 | Okay. I barely know where to begin with this guy. David Icke appears to be a schizophrenic who believes in the Illuminati (especially their headquarters in Toronto), shapeshifting reptiles who rule the world, a Nazi Zionist conspiracy, and even in UFO overlords. I hope his journey will take him to the nearest thorazine salesman soon. to Wackos by stimpy |
| Wednesday Mar 22, 2000 | We've all seen born-agains of the overboard variety who display extreme obsession with demons...but this guy is a shade beyond the garden-variety hellfire-and-brimstone wacko. Warning the flock to not celebrate Halloween is commonplace...but Easter is evil, too? This guy seems to see demons everywhere...in paisley print fabric, in "extreme" sports, and in Lucky Charms marshmallow cereal, among a great many other things. There seems to be nothing that he doesn't consider demonic...even Christmas is supposed to be evil (I can't argue with that one, personally.) I started wondering if this whole thing was a joke when I ran into the anti-perspirant demon...but this kook's just gone to such great lengths to catalogue his lifetime of continuous exorcism that it can't be anything but for real. to Wackos by monde |
| Tuesday Mar 21, 2000 | Dr. Laura Schlessinger, one of America's greater media accomplishments, has one of the most aesthetically displeasing sites. Almost as appetizing as her delectable social commentary! to Wackos by imploded |
| Monday Mar 20, 2000 | What the FUCK is this guy talking about, and NO, I don't "get the idea." to Wackos by rsf |
| Tuesday Mar 14, 2000 | At the Official Reverse Speech
page you can listen to reversals of audio by
OJ,
Hillary Clinton, and
John & Patsy Ramsey, among
others, and if you can't understand what the reversed speech says they'll explain it to you!
Plus, if you still don't believe, you can take a
blind test
to try to prove that reverse speech truly works. to Wackos by moose |
| Revel in the
B1ff-inspired
surrealism of
Michael B. Farbish.
His long, rambling essays (they're too mild-mannered to be considered
true
rants) are made almost illegible
by the apparently stochastically-generated HTML of these pages.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Monday Mar 13, 2000 | If your girlfriend has a key to your apartment and you break up, CHANGE THE LOCKS. to Wackos by jason |
| Tuesday Feb 29, 2000 | This couple has too much money, too many cars, and too many cats. At least they have places to put it all. to Wackos by rsf |
| Tuesday Feb 22, 2000 | Ladies, don't settle for any old washed-up millionare. Marry Tom Arnold! to Wackos by nyarl |
| Friday Feb 18, 2000 | The Stile Project: If you value your job, don't browse it at work! to Wackos by tregoweth |
| Tuesday Feb 15, 2000 | Now, some of you may have heard the recent news article (not urban legend) about a man who got an unlicensed doctor to cut his leg off to satisfy his amputation fetish. Now, we all know that fetishes can be outright wacky and drive people to do really weird things, but, you may wonder, why would a doctor, even an unlicensed one, agree to participate? Well, the LA Weekly has an article all about the bizarre and astounding life and practice of Dr. John Ronald Brown, which is appropriately entitled "Why Did He Cut Off That Man's Leg?" It's not recommended for the squeamish (although there are, fortunately, no pictures of that or any of his past surgeries). to Wackos by keith |
| Monday Feb 14, 2000 | Sometimes, tin foil hats
aren't enough to protect you from the CIA
mind beams.
Sometimes you need
tin foil dress shirts.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Feb 5, 2000 | Shawn is an ambassador from God to earth, which explains his unique use of hyphens and colons, and his many political interests. to Wackos by mpc |
| Thursday Feb 3, 2000 | NoHand
has amputated his own fingers, hand, half of his foot (since lost entirely),
part of his genitals, and has "accidentally" lost his left leg below the
knee and his right above the knee.
Extreme, yes, but he's
not alone
in his
obsession
with amputation.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jan 19, 2000 | Apparently some people still haven't learned
anything from the whole Jon-Benet Ramsey thing. to Wackos by peterb |
| Tuesday Jan 18, 2000 | Somebody's been putting some very...interesting sites up near the top of the World Charts Federation's top 100 websites. Apart from the freaky right-wing low-verification news sites like World Net Daily, there's Bob Enyart's, ShadowGov site, where you get to play Fantasy Judge, and his associated sites KGOV and Theology Online . If it wasn't for his rewrite of the Constitution or odd political theories, I might be able to laugh him off as another wacko. This one however, already has a talk show and is trying to get broader reception. to Wackos by mpc |
| Thursday Jan 13, 2000 | The Spotlight says it is "America's Last Real Newspaper"
but it also gets my award for
Putting As Many Words As Possible In One Link Just So You Don't Miss Any Of Their
Whackadoo Ideas And Claims. to Wackos by moose |
| Wednesday Jan 12, 2000 | When you were in math class, did you ever have trouble remembering all those digits in pi? Well, we've got some mnemonics(in multiple languages, at that). Or, for the truly sadistic, check out some rather constrained poetry. Hell, just check out AT&T's Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences. And we wonder why some people hate math...
to Wackos by djinn |
| Saturday Jan 8, 2000 | One of the disadvantages of the web is that it provides a forum for fetishists. Joel is perhaps less distressing than most: his fetishes appear to be hairy, shirtless men and hairy, shirtless men being tied up and tortured. Well, everyone needs a hobby. to Wackos by jacquez |
| Some things just naturally go together, like peanut butter and chocolate, eggs and bacon, Sonny and Cher, and Battlestar Galactica and the Republican Party. to Wackos by magus |
| Monday Jan 3, 2000 | Prepare yourself for
first contact
by reading the
Handbook of UFO Contact.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Extensive squinting at blurry images has revealed
howitzers and
Nazi regalia on Mars. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Dec 31, 1999 | I guess we've all seen enough of the apocalyptic nutballs looking forward to a Hollywood-style Second Coming, but the Highlights from Prophetic School is a doozy. Have a look at their IRC sessions where the students are asked to come up with religious visions and then describe them to the others. One female writes of a vision of Jesus saying to her, "My bride, My bride, what a sweet aroma coming from My bride...
Her desire for Me, her delight in Me..." Bible study is getting hot these days, and it's not just fire and brimstone! to Wackos by monde |
| Thursday Dec 30, 1999 | Instead of abducting people to UFO for medical examination, as other aliens do, these aliens collaborate with "Contact People" and perform the medical research in aliens/humans clinic on earth. My name is Adrian Dvir and I am one of the 'contact people'.
to Wackos by faisal |
| Wednesday Dec 29, 1999 | Want free electricity? If you are a sucker looking for an imaginary product, these guys will sell it to you. to Wackos by jason |
| Monday Dec 27, 1999 | An Ode to Castration. to Wackos by moose |
| Thursday Dec 23, 1999 | But who would believe that you've really been talking to your Aunt Suzy from beyond the grave? The After-Death Communication Project would, of course. Oh, and if you're not communicating with your deceased loved ones and would like to be, they include instructions about how to do it. to Wackos by keith |
| Wednesday Dec 8, 1999 | This story (and "story" is probably stretching it quite a bit) appears to have been written by a true hebephrenic: it gives "short attention span" a whole new meaninglessness. to Wackos by monde |
| Wednesday Nov 17, 1999 | Sam Sloan is a chess geek, ladies man, devoted father, and complete, utter fruitcake.
to Wackos by borges |
| Monday Nov 15, 1999 | Everybody knows that
secret cabals are
controlling our minds with microwave radiation and, furthermore,
that there's only one way to protect yourself:
tin-foil hats.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Oct 29, 1999 | Is it just me, or are some of the Goth
Babe of the Week not really a 'babes' no matter how generously you define that term?
to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Oct 22, 1999 | Pyradyne has got to be a joke, the owner has to be kidding us. Nobody can wear this hat and be taken seriously.
to Wackos by mpc |
| This is it kids, one stop shopping for all your weird people needs, find out about Forbidden Archaeology, crop circle research, wacky crystals, and every other weirdness the human mind can conceive of, just go to The Leading Edge International Research Group. Accept no substitutes. to Wackos by mpc |
| Tuesday Oct 5, 1999 | Today's winner in the "scary fanatical devotion to has-been pop-icon" goes to the gentleman in Virgina: We cannot erase Vanilla Ice from our culture, just as we cannot erase forgotten events from our history. Enter this, the largest collection of Vanilla Ice links on the Internet. Vanilla Ice will never die. I won't let him. He lives in me, and I live for him. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Oct 1, 1999 | So did the dwarf-tossing scene in UPN's hideous new show
Shasta McNasty give you ideas on how to occupy
your idle hours? There's a jolly dwarf out there who
is happy to let you throw him around in exchange for money. Somebody shoot me.
to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Sep 24, 1999 |
Pink Swastika explains how homosexuals were
largely responsible for Nazism.
The Annotated Pink Swastika is a good guide
to all the errors, mistakes, and lies therein. to Wackos by keith |
| Wednesday Sep 22, 1999 | This is the Golf Swing of the Future! Plus of course the Fountain of Youth. It's all based on calcium, exercise, and of course Neo-Tech. Non sequitur is defined and illustrated with examples in Appendix E. to Wackos by fringehead |
| Thursday Sep 16, 1999 | My name is Mr. USA. to Wackos by crikey |
| Wednesday Sep 15, 1999 | One man is winning the crusade against dirty car windshields. to Wackos by joshua |
| Sunday Sep 12, 1999 | Want to help kids learn to fear those awful Jews? It's time for White Pride for Kids (from the people that brought you The History of the White Race). (Warning: contains particularly insipid racist drivel.) to Wackos by faisal |
| Wednesday Sep 8, 1999 | Back in the halcyon days of the early 90's,
Robert McElwaine
was THE net.crazy. Every UN-altered REPRODUCTION of his IMPORTANT Information
is here. to Wackos by mpc |
| Racial Greetings, Whiteys! The Mothers of the
Movement page is for White Aryan women to learn how to better
serve their families and, most importantly, their owners. I mean
husbands. Er, anyway, the site includes
recipes and fun toys for
kids, because saving money means that every dollar saved is a dollar
not given to the jewish capital machine that's out to destroy us.
to Wackos by moose |
| Tuesday Sep 7, 1999 | Not content to steal credit for Linux, our friends at the Free Software Foundation are now working on stealing the Linux mascot as well. The downside of Linux's open source market environment is that there's no one to provide the comedic relief of suing Richard Stallman into the ground for trademark infringement. to Wackos by faisal |
| Tuesday Aug 31, 1999 | Everything you've always suspected about those pancake-loving, HIV-spreading, aliens is confirmed at The Official V2 Website.
Remember kids: smart Earthlings say NO to deceptive alien entities!
to Wackos by pjammer |
| Monday Aug 30, 1999 | Aliens. They like pancakes. They really like pancakes. to Wackos by faisal |
| Friday Aug 27, 1999 | The paramilitary Amish Resistance Website.
Well, that pretty much fufills my weekly dose of irony. to Wackos by pjammer |
| All you freaks who think that all events are secretly controlled and manipulated by the Jewish mafia? You're wrong! They're secretly controlled and manipulated by the lesbian mafia.
to Wackos by peterb |
| Wednesday Aug 25, 1999 | Many people believe HIV is a human engineered virus run amok. This is incorrect. HIV was created by aliens. to Wackos by faisal |
| Monday Aug 23, 1999 | We have a wackos catagory with no mention of
Archimedes Plutonium?
This man is the undisputed master in the field of scientific sounding babble. His
Fusion Electricity Barrier Law and
Plutonium Atom Totality Theory are masterpieces.
My personal favorite, though, is
his two "proofs" of the Goldbach Conjecture which consist of putting ".0" after all the intergers, redefining what "prime" means, and then a bunch of meaningless hand waving.
to Wackos by keith |
| Kim Clement - David Koresh would be proud. to Wackos by succa |
| Thursday Aug 19, 1999 | The line between brilliance and madness is sometimes as evident as an eight-lane superhighway. to Wackos by peterb |
| Wednesday Aug 18, 1999 | TreeLoot is giving away money to those who have nothing better to do than sit around clicking on imagemaps. There's probably a catch in there somewhere, but we aren't bored enough to go figure it out, so, hey, go nuts. to Wackos by faisal |
| Whitey
also likes rock 'n' roll!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Jul 30, 1999 | Microsoft rulez d00d. Definitely not for users of "linus os". to Wackos by succa |
| Saturday Jul 24, 1999 | Have you ever seen a U.F.O? Have you ever experienced missing time?
Have you had the suspicion of being abducted? Have you ever found a
metal implant in you're body? Have you checked everywhere? The Alien Abduction Survey
is a sort of purity test for folks who want to know if they've been
abducted. Only the first 25 questions count; the last three are just
an attempt at sneakily scamming your valuable demographic information.
to Wackos by braino |
| Wednesday Jul 21, 1999 | Listen carefully, kids. The Year 2000
National Education Taskforce believes
Y2K will be really, really bad. So they advocate
that you
buy gold coins. Interestingly enough,
Y2KNet is owned by
Swiss America, which sells gold coins, and
has been endorsed
by Pat Boone, Bo Gritz, and other luminaries. If you think
that Swiss America is a tad right-wing, you'd be
correct. The owner runs another site True Wealth,
which explains Biblically
sound economics, that inflation is the price of
disobedience of God's law, and how we should use
livestock to back up electronic currency. Perhaps it's time
to consider the
dogcow-backed dollar? to Wackos by mpc |
| As if UFO fetishists aren't bad enough by default,
this one
seems to think some clouds are UFOs that believe
in Jesus. to Wackos by xrayjones |
| Monday Jul 12, 1999 | A fifteen-foot-tall monument to Grimace? If you're looking for something for you and your friends to do for summer vacation, take a stab at The University of Chicago's 1999 Scavenger Hunt List, sure to provide days of mirth. Once you've finished that one, there are many more available. to Wackos by boneyard |
| The text on
this site
is in Japanese but it says the same thing in any language: "I am a very,
very lonely man."
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Due to a dispute over
wheat quotas,
a farmer and his wife seceded from Australia and became the
Hutt River Province
Principality, which is ruled by the benign monarch
His Royal
Highness Prince Leonard. The
legality of this
seccession is, of course, contested.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Jul 10, 1999 | I can sleep better at night knowing that the mysteries of the Great Pyramid have been solved at last. Again.
to Wackos by sck |
| Thursday Jul 8, 1999 | "Rods
are cylindrical or cigar shaped objects that have been
discovered appearing in the skies. The objects are not
like the typical 'cigar' shaped UFOS that have been
reported throughout history." -- Are these guys kidding?
to Wackos by urog |
| Wednesday Jul 7, 1999 | As long as I'm ranting about disturbing faces,
I might as well add the
Evil Queen Of Plastic Surgery. Jo(y)celyn(e) Wildenstein,
Wildenstein. There's almost nothing on her on the
web (surprising), but here's a slight
description. to Wackos by mpc |
| Sunday Jul 4, 1999 | Can a man run around the world? Robert Garside is already halfway there -
having started his 30+ mile per day adventure in December 7, 1996. Read about his exploits and biography at
The Running Man.
to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Jul 2, 1999 | This
manifesto advocates the subjugation and breeding of a race of
worker midgets to generate electricity for humanity. Most of this
plan"s faults can be worked around by acquiring Canada to house them.
to Wackos by braino |
| Wednesday Jun 30, 1999 | Further proof that there's nothing in the world so unnervingly stupid that somebody won't make a fetish out of it, TSD is an art collective who like Hellraiser just a little too much. Mmm, that human rotisserie is making me hungry for some Rice Krispies. to Wackos by nyarl |
| Monday Jun 28, 1999 | I thought I had a high "sick-and-twisted" threshold, but
this story gave me the
heebie-jeebies: Man impregnates wife with the intention of killing the infant to punish her
for not cutting short a vacation a few years before their marriage and consummating the
murderous deed on Father's Day. Is there anyone in memepool's
Wackos section more sick and insane?
to Wackos by pjammer |
| Sunday Jun 27, 1999 | Look. You need to realize that freakish rabid Christians and freakish rabid Satanists or Antichristians are exactly the same thing. This guy doesn't. to Wackos by peterb |
| Thursday Jun 17, 1999 | They seem to share my sense of the Wacko Esthetic
over at losers.org.
For instance, I don't think I have enough bad things to say about vaguely creepy Tolkien crunchy people who name their kid Faelan Aragorn and then send him out to lure others into their world of unending horror. to Wackos by peterb |
| Thursday Jun 3, 1999 | An online help for parents looking for that distinctive
name that says "I'm a Utah Mormon!" to Wackos by peterb |
| Thursday May 27, 1999 | John Adams keeps a
list of all the beers he has drunk since 1988.
Alert me when we should start caring. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Monday May 24, 1999 | There's a temptation in popular culture to think that maybe
extraterrestrials aren't such bad guys after all. Thank God we have
V2/Spread the
Word to set us straight. And hey, free stuff! If you don't see
extraterrestrials, but you've seen where they parked, try the National UFO Reporting Center
instead.
to Wackos by sck |
| The Roswell UFO incident has sparked quite a few wacko hypotheses,
but perhaps the most bizarre and well documanted is the famed alien autopsy.
There is nothing quite like the smell of a hoax going up in white-hot flames,
and the
Alien Autopsy Faked or Fiction guide is just the ticket.
Don't forget to read the step-by-step instruction for producing your own million dollar hoax in
How To Make An Alien.
to Wackos by urog |
| Keep the Skeptic's Dictionary handy when viewing anything else in our Wackos section. It has many great links and makes for wonderful reading.
to Wackos by nyarl |
| Sunday May 23, 1999 | Scotland's most famous non-entity (probably) now has her own webcam, just so you can check out any future appearances! to Wackos by ned |
| Monday May 17, 1999 | Three words: Charles Manson online.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday May 14, 1999 | I am neither a Microsoft basher or booster --
I've always felt that the question of what OS you run is much less interesting than
what you run on it -- but I did enjoy this site
which proves once again that whenever you're looking for someone to cross the
line between strongly-held beliefs and ludicrous over-the-top hyperbole,
the objectivists will always be there.
to Wackos by peterb |
| Saturday May 8, 1999 | Adam Testad reveals all about The Conspiracy, an anti-Communist,
anti-Islam, anti-anti-Semitite war waged with shampoo, dental
anesthetics, depleted uranium, polio, EMF, flouride and MSG. Forget the
Seven Seals - watch for the 250 Signs of the End of Time! to Wackos by joshua |
| Wednesday May 5, 1999 | Overcome with guilt thinking about the marijuana you smoked during gym in 10th grade? Turn yourself in electronically with the Citizen's Self-Arrest Form. Repeat after me: I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time.
to Wackos by pjammer |
| Sunday May 2, 1999 | Race Traitor believes that society's problems can be solved only when they "abolish the white race." Well, good luck.
to Wackos by pjammer |
| Monday Apr 19, 1999 | Explore Brian's brain. Despite the site's claims, I think Brian actually does exist. to Wackos by djinn |
| S.M.U.R.F.= Socialist Men Under a Red Father. Don't take my word for it. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Monday Apr 12, 1999 | I'm not usually impressed by extreme body modification, but I'll give serious points to the twins
who transplanted one twin's arm
onto the other's body. to Wackos by peterb |
| Tuesday Apr 6, 1999 | I can almost understand what inspired the creator of the world's best bubblewrap homepage, but I don't quite see the point of virtual bubblewrap...although I admit it's amusing to hear my computer making those popping noises.
to Wackos by djinn |
| Monday Apr 5, 1999 | The problem with predicting
Apocalypse is that you always look really stupid
if you're wrong. to Wackos by mpc |
| Wednesday Mar 24, 1999 | The
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
is (ahem) dead serious about its call for "phasing out the human race"
for the good of the Earth's ecology.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Sunday Mar 21, 1999 | For an organization which holds all the secrets of
creation, the Unarius
Academy Of Science sure looks like a laundromat
that's fallen on hard times. to Wackos by mpc |
| Saturday Mar 20, 1999 | Summum might be a religion,
might be a philosophy, or might
just have trouble getting a date on Saturday
Night.
to Wackos by mpc |
| Wednesday Mar 17, 1999 | Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! to Wackos by peterb |
| Wednesday Mar 3, 1999 | When you breed polydactyl cats with other polydactyl cats, you get Twisty Cats. to Wackos by eclipse |
| Friday Feb 26, 1999 | Dan Winter's
Sacred Geometry has beautiful geometric proofs
of love, psi, and the Holy Grail. Scroll through his
endless home page and relive your last trip.
to Wackos by taoist |
| Friday Feb 12, 1999 | 1 Squirrel + 2 Vivarin = Fun! to Wackos by eclipse |
| Wednesday Feb 10, 1999 | Know your hazardous materials, including Linux!
to Wackos by faisal |
| Tuesday Feb 9, 1999 | Read all about
Karl's Battle with the IRS--what comes from
trying to actually find the laws that make
income tax work.
to Wackos by tjs |
| Thursday Feb 4, 1999 | As if UFO nuts couldn't get any wackier, along comes Reptoids.com, lizard fetishists disguising as conspiracy buffs who believe that evil reptile aliens from another dimension live inside the earth and periodically come out ot exchange technology and drink our blood and form trilateral commissions or something like that. Proof positive of this insidious plot can be seen in Theodore Rex, starring Whoopi Goldberg -- a propaganda film preparing us for the inevitable Reptoid invasion. Sadly, the only weapon we have against these evil monsters is information from the brave freedom fighters running the web site.
to Wackos by nyarl |
| Monday Feb 1, 1999 | Encounter 2001 are a bunch of space alien nutballs who are launching a space probe to search for aliens. For $49.95 you can include some of your DNA on there, so that any aliens can closely examine it and find out your genetic weaknesses and swiftly eliminate your family line when they do land and make us their slaves.
to Wackos by nyarl |
| Saturday Jan 9, 1999 | US Web founder steps
down because of his campaign to prove that many high tech advances,
such as semiconductors, came from aliens. to Wackos by peterb |
| Friday Jan 8, 1999 | You big sissy!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jan 6, 1999 | There are four days in each... uh... day! Timecube. No, really, what the hell are they talking about? to Wackos by faisal |
| Tuesday Jan 5, 1999 | Israel: 1, Jesus: 0 to Wackos by nyarl |
| Monday Dec 21, 1998 | Does a web site
demanding "psychic freedom from the tyranny of computers and their digital menace" constitute
irony, or is it just me? to Wackos by obvious |
| Saturday Dec 19, 1998 | Pigdog Journal.
GAR! RoR-Alucard. Hail Isabeau.
to Wackos by arkuat |
| Wednesday Dec 16, 1998 | Recordings played
backwards
are as good a source as any for thickly
veiled, scary, prophetic, subconcious
communiques. to Wackos by obvious |
| Monday Nov 30, 1998 | I tried to figure out The Blue Brethren nutballs. I really tried. But it just made my head hurt and reminded me of all the Illuminatus and Sub-Genius retards I hated in high school and college. to Wackos by nyarl |
| Sunday Nov 15, 1998 | Got a credit card and a grudge? to Wackos by jason |
| Monday Nov 9, 1998 | Sollog
fortells doom! to Wackos by obvious |
| Thursday Oct 29, 1998 | For no apparent reason, magical backyard creatures deliver the latest weather reports, lottery numbers, and hollywood gossip at the Bird Bath. to Wackos by nyarl |
| Wednesday Oct 28, 1998 | And the "Deranged Personal Home Page" of the year award goes to....
to Wackos by faisal |
| Tuesday Oct 27, 1998 |
Dylan's Page: The site for everyone who's ever wanted to
read barcodes or needed
something to do when they were
bored.
to Wackos by jacquez |
| Tuesday Oct 13, 1998 | The Westboro Baptist Church gives its implicit approval of the slaying of gay youth and plans
to demonstrate "God's love" by picketing
Matthew Shepard's funeral and harrassing his family members. The only thing we can
figure is that these people really want attention. Pride goeth before the fall. We hope. to Wackos by faisal |
| Thursday Oct 1, 1998 | Contrary to popular belief, nutballs have been around since even before the Internet. Take a stroll through reject history at The Kook Museum. to Wackos by nyarl |
| Wednesday Sep 30, 1998 | ¡Guárdese del chupacabra! to Wackos by nyarl |
| Friday Sep 25, 1998 | Enticed by ads of new hyper-advanced razors?
HEED THIS WARNING! to Wackos by nyarl |
| Thursday Sep 24, 1998 | Viva la cheese revolution! to Wackos by nyarl |
| Wednesday Sep 23, 1998 | As a collection of links, this is a little out of
date, but you must give it points for
presentation.
to Wackos by goboro |
| Tuesday Sep 22, 1998 | Thinking outside the box is encouraged, except
of course if the easily-panicked national media
believes you're a hacker. The
Hacker Anti-Defamation League seeks to end hacker
discrimination so that we may all live outside
the box.
to Wackos by jacquez |
| Monday Sep 21, 1998 | There's brand loyalty, and then there's
psychosis.
to Wackos by magus |
| Where do you want to eat today? to Wackos by faisal |
| Scott McNealy explains how Java is 'absolutely displacing Windows'. to Wackos by faisal |
| What do you get when you combine a
Mazda RX-7, missile launchers, poor photography, and
too much free time?
to Wackos by akk |
| Sunday Sep 20, 1998 | The Principia Discordia or, How I Found
Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her,
is availible on the web. Hail Eris!
to Wackos by tjs |
| Saturday Sep 19, 1998 |
Automatic weapons at a thesis defense and
a
theory of student advising characterize the
looks-best-in-lynx
Olin Shivers. to Wackos by jacquez |
| Friday Sep 18, 1998 | "For safe aboard our Star Ship, is the POSITRON. This POSI-TRON
contains all the HOPE of man across all the years. This CRYSTAL
is a POWERFUL ICON.
THOTH GUARDS THE POSITRON."
Check out the rest of Psychoceramics, or the GALACTIC FEDERATION will come to your home and use ALL CAPS.
to Wackos by obvious |
| Enter the sphere of the highest heaven at EMPYREAN to Wackos by bah |
| Henry Flynt
may not be insane, but his writings could drive YOU
insane. Arm yourself with his refutations
of language, mathematics, and personhood
and win any argument, instantly! to Wackos by obvious |
| Thursday Sep 17, 1998 | ZetaTalk contains everything a young clone should know about all the various alien races, as told by the alien emissary, "Nancy." And so hyperlinked it would make Ted Nelson proud. Or dizzy. to Wackos by joshua |
| Survival Research Laboratories
has the ritualized interactions between machines, robots, and
special effects devices that you secretly crave.
to Wackos by obvious |
| The Gallery of the Absurd
is a repository of weird (but true!) ads, labels and signs
to Wackos by obvious |
| Tuesday Sep 15, 1998 | Alex Chiu's Eternal Life device is "the most important invention in human history." And it's yours for a low low price of $16.50!
to Wackos by joshua |
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