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Saturday
May 26, 2012
Jm J. Bullock and Tammy Faye Baker rant about hotdogs and segue to sword swallowing. Innuendo much?
to Wackos by isosceles
Monday
Dec 5, 2005
Some high-quality graphomania written by another citzen plagued with mind-control (and hair-curling) beams, time-traveling CIA operatives, and eerie similarities to a character in the Pokeman Forever movie
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Thursday
Dec 1, 2005
This page contains.. something about Julie Andrews, her hidden first-born son, Hitler and.. I have no idea really. If you can make sense of it, let me know.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Sep 20, 2005
Hurricane Katrina? Yeah, Japanese gangsters caused that.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Jul 27, 2005
Blacktown is "the only black organization that exposes and opposes lesbian feminism [sic] witchcraft" and is really upset about the decline of the afro.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jun 21, 2005
If there are any 12-year-old girls reading memepool who still love unicorns and faeries, do not look at this sculpture gallery or your innocence will be forever shattered.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Monday
Jun 6, 2005
Interpretive Arson presents Dance Dance Immolation ... an adaptation of Dance Dance Revolution, but with fire! When you do well, the computer shoots big propane blasts up into the air ... when you do poorly, it shoots you in the face with flamethrowers.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Apr 22, 2005
If the Old Navy Ad Girl and the Pepsi Ad Girl were to fight, which fansite would achieve orgasm first?
to Wackos by fatherdan
Tuesday
Apr 12, 2005
Do you beleive that water talks to you? Or that magic stickers will protect you from cell phone radiation? (It uses principles of modern physics!) Then BioPro Technology is just the company for you!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Saturday
Feb 26, 2005
The customer is always right. Correction, actually they're quite stinky, perverted, suicidal or downright violent.
to Wackos by kade
Friday
Feb 4, 2005
It's never too late to hear The story OF cfhirstmas By CVEdric Bixler-Zavbalas, with its eternal message of something or other.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Thursday
Jan 20, 2005
From toilet seats to coathangers to lightmeters, you can always find something to amuse you at Unusual Museums of the Internet.
to Wackos by yoyology
Tuesday
Dec 7, 2004
"Would you believe that in September 2003 the British government was effectively overthrown by one person using an old computer printer and some office stationery? This is the big British secret that's been increasingly difficult to contain, and now it's being blown wide open!"
to Wackos by isosceles
Tuesday
Nov 30, 2004
Throughout the ages bad design has plagued humanity, yet few people share the unsettling mixture of hubris, exhibitionism, illiteracy, inanity and color blindness as Vanilla Sweet Niz.
to Wackos by isosceles
Tuesday
Nov 23, 2004
Molatar, your run-of-the-mill shape-changing dragon werewolf fundamentalist Christian, hates role playing games, vampires and stinging insects.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Jun 4, 2004
UFOs, crystal skulls, Roswell, the beginning of the Aquarian age, healing energy and on and on and on for hundreds of pages.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Thursday
May 20, 2004
Hello, my name is Andy, and this is my resurrection. Mmmmm... maybe not.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Friday
May 14, 2004
GOD IS CONCERNED ABOUT OUR APPAREL, HAIR STYLES, ETC.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Thursday
Apr 22, 2004
In these days when reality and satire are becoming ever more bewilderingly alike, it seems no one really knows what to make of one Ricky Vandel, who claims he was approached by an Amazon woman who gave him the secrets of the meaning of our existence; upon these rests the foundation of the Church of Fandel - as well as his excessive fondness for Jenna Bush.
to Wackos by monde
Friday
Feb 13, 2004
Hey ladies, here's your chance to get in on Waco II: Electric Boogaloo at the ground floor!
to Wackos by scromp
Friday
Feb 6, 2004
Is the moon actually a giant spaceship? I do beleive so!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jan 20, 2004
"Germany has no laws against cannibalism, and prosecutors were forced to employ a little-used murder statute in what is being billed as the country's first cannibalism prosecution."
to Wackos by yoyology
Tuesday
Dec 16, 2003
"Steve Currey of Steve Currey's Expedition Company has agreed to charter a Russian Nuclear Icebreaker from Adventure Associates and is standing by to take the first 100 people to sign up for this historic voyage to the Arctic, to determine once and for all whether the hollow earth theory has any validity."
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Nov 21, 2003
Serial killer or computer programmer? The line might be finer than we think.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Wednesday
Nov 19, 2003
I email dead people!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Sunday
Nov 16, 2003
Zoo Skool - higher education for female zoophiles. (not work safe)
to Wackos by kade
Thursday
Oct 30, 2003
If you take Peter Pan, add a little Lynda Carter and a little bit of crazy, you end up with Wonder Woman Vicki!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
If you have no clue what Lassie is making such a fuss over, the Bowlingual dog translator can help!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Monday
Oct 20, 2003
Some (e.g. Ted Nugent) advocate hunting for food. Others cite the necessity of culling the herd for population control. Both groups lose sight of what the "Red Mist" hunting subculture embraces, the sheer joy of vaporizing small animals with high-powered rifles.
to Wackos by yoyology
Monday
Sep 29, 2003
John Norman's Gor novels have titillated teenage boys for decades. However, some people have taken his S&M-drenched swords-and-sorcery fantasy far too seriously, and have modelled their lives and sex-lives around it.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Sep 17, 2003
While Americans face the Denver Boot and its kin, the Brits endure the scourge of Wheel Clamps. In a world without heroes, however, there is Angle Grinder Man! See him in action! Uh, could we maybe see a little more action instead, Angle Grinder Man?
to Wackos by fatherdan
Wednesday
Aug 20, 2003
His name is Vangoo, and he photoshops diapers onto pictures of grown men that he finds on the Internet.
to Wackos by scromp
Wednesday
Apr 23, 2003
"My name is Ulrich Haarburste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film."
to Wackos by faisal
Monday
Apr 14, 2003
Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf's goofy pronouncements have earned him his own fan club.
to Wackos by yoyology
Wednesday
Apr 2, 2003
Protect yourself from SARS... in style.
to Wackos by kade
Thursday
Mar 27, 2003
The phenomenon of pets on LiveJournal is puzzling. Is it a joke? Is it a dissociative personality where people act out their repressed thoughts in the guise of their pets? Are the authors just a little crazy, harboring multiple personalities? Or are the authors furries?
to Wackos by isosceles
Sunday
Mar 16, 2003
The world of fetish pornography is a lot more interesting when you combine megalomania with terrible English.
to Wackos by isosceles
Certain people believe that British PM Tony Blair's rabid support of the US covers up a series of links between Tony Blair's cabinet, a pedophile ring, and the Dunblane massacre.
to Wackos by isosceles
Thursday
Mar 13, 2003
No matter what you are throwing away, somebody will find it endlessly fascinating. Witness Bill Keaggy, who loves other people's grocery lists. He also collects rocks shaped like shoes and litter.
to Wackos by yoyology
Monday
Mar 3, 2003
Watch out! Evil snake people are everywhere: comets, rock formations, terrorist attacks and, of course, Hans Blix. Plus, bonus UFOs, chem trails, mind control, worldwide conspiracies, King Kong getting a tan, and evil Jesuits!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Sunday
Jan 26, 2003
"Everyday I wake up and look around and see things that would be good for humping."
to Wackos by yoyology
Tuesday
Nov 26, 2002
The art of webcamming has progressed to the point where people will broadcast their own posthumous decomposition.
to Wackos by isosceles
Monday
Nov 25, 2002
The Institute of Druidic Technology: proving that Druids used computers to play video games and program things.
to Wackos by caspian
Monday
Nov 18, 2002
Poet Piet loves using multicoloured text and very colourful expressions - so colourful that it all blends together in such a way as to become completely incomprehensible. Recurring theme seems to be the notion that the world needs to shuffle its rocks around...or does Piet just have rocks in his head?
to Wackos by monde
People who throw toys for fun should all know the Everluminescent Doctor Popular: Juggler, yoyo guru, musician, fashion plate, hair model, pimp.
to Wackos by yoyology
Thursday
Nov 7, 2002
Johnny Disco wants you to know about his career in television in film and the conspiracy against him, but apparently not about his sinister connection to Canada.
to Wackos by fringehead
Thursday
Oct 31, 2002
You'll find the cure for smallpox, the password to heaven , and "over 50MB of other Rome busting info" at Reformation Online. Happy Reformation Day!
to Wackos by pad
Steve Quayle is convinced that the gentle giants of our childhood myths are a conspiracy and instead are something far more sinister.
to Wackos by joshua
Tuesday
Oct 29, 2002
Now that the Guinness Book of Records officially discourages gluttony and foolhardiness we will never know how many cigarettes Transylvanian Stefan Sigmond can smoke in four minutes while running a mile.
to Wackos by fool
Sunday
Sep 22, 2002
"Pippi's quite unique, / Diddle diddle, with her smile disarming; / She is such an imp, / Tra la la la la, you'll love her too!" Now receive her mark, and be damned forever!
to Wackos by fatherdan
Thursday
Sep 19, 2002
I never really got the concept of online auctions. It's still a little alien to me.
to Wackos by isosceles
Monday
Sep 9, 2002
Saddam Hussein - insane madman, vicious dictator and fabulous rap star?
to Wackos by kade
Thursday
Aug 15, 2002
Apocalyptic predictions are frequently made but soon forgotten after they fail to come true.
to Wackos by joshua
Friday
Aug 9, 2002
Overweening computer advocacy meets an amazing incapacity for humor in the remarkably unfunny #!/usr/bin/perl, the sitcom.
to Wackos by joshua
Thursday
Aug 1, 2002
If you're desperate for a little lovin' and don't have any potential prospects in sight, you might want to hire 'professional help'. But, what if their prices are just too steep for you? While some people have sought the kindness of others to help them through a financially difficult time, others may need more fundamental assistance.
to Wackos by rich
Saturday
Jul 20, 2002
Are scientists afraid of Ed Conrad? He has proof that man is as old as coal and that there is life after death. He's been posting the evidence to Usenet for years and even has his own fan newsgroup. How long can he be denied?
to Wackos by nelson
Tuesday
Jul 2, 2002
Over the past few weeks, lots of people (enough for search engines to notice) have received email from "Ryan and Jacob" that begins: "There is something extremely wrong with every single person in this world. They seem to be part of a pointless simulation" After some Matrix-inspired philosophical rambling, the authors present a puzzle to lead dedicated searchers to "their" homepage (and possibly a second one) which is owned by Anthony Bourov (who works for the Web hosting company called addr.com).
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Jun 12, 2002
Fresh off his appearance with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and those Star Wars geeks on the Conan O'Brien show, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster makes his web presence known. Watch for him on a city street or a Renaissance Faire near you.
to Wackos by lampbane
Friday
Jun 7, 2002
Some very bizarre people have so much free time, they write clones of Dance Dance Revolution in Python.
to Wackos by isosceles
Friday
May 31, 2002
Tom Wells encourages you to visit one of his other sites. You can donate to his 2004 presidential campaign, but only if you have never literally slapped OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER directly in the face.
to Wackos by sylvar
Thursday
May 2, 2002
History is rife with would be mediums such as Margery Crandon, the Fox Sisters, and Lamar Keene who turned out to be fakes. The latest batch includes James Van Praagh, Sylvia Browne, George Anderson, and most notably John Edward. Let's just say I am a bit skeptical.
to Wackos by brainwave
Tuesday
Apr 16, 2002
I'm sure all of you have gaped in awe at the cracked genius of Gene Ray's Time Cube (and the Joanie Loves Chachi-like spin-off sites abovegod and thegreatestthinker). Now, witness his historic lecture and debate at MIT.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Apr 10, 2002
Indigarden said it best: "His name Khai. He smoke bong. He this height and this long. Cum see the videos!"
to Wackos by isosceles
Tuesday
Mar 26, 2002
As of March, 2000, THEY represent about 95 to 98 percent of the total Earth population. YOU KNOW IT. YOU FEEL IT.
to Wackos by moose
Thursday
Mar 14, 2002
Presenting... The Tale of Sockpuppetta: Sock Jedi.
to Wackos by netcowboy
Wednesday
Mar 13, 2002
The International Weasel Information Society (IWIS) is trying to save the poor weasel from its tarnished reputation. Now who will save the rat? The Rat Fan Club!
to Wackos by caspian
Thursday
Dec 13, 2001
The Forever Britney Network worries that a campaign of terror is being waged against Ms. Spears. In fact, he has a theory and an MP3 audio book on the subject.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Friday
Nov 30, 2001
I can't even think of any witty way to describe this Japanese pop music video sung by guys wearing only fig leaves.
to Wackos by onigame
Thursday
Nov 15, 2001
The hardest cored conspiracy theorist Bill Cooper, author of Behold a Pale Horse, bites the bullet for the last time.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Thursday
Oct 18, 2001
Jordan Maxwell is convinced that the so-called "United States" is in reality a corporation founded in 1868, which has tricked us into paying it so-called "income taxes" for the past 133 years. Luckily, you can buy your freedom for only $995 - check out the the Ex/Repatriation FAQ. (Or perhaps you'd like an "International Driver's Permit" instead.)
to Wackos by voidptr
Thursday
Oct 11, 2001
Drop porn, not bombs!
to Wackos by wheezer
Saturday
Oct 6, 2001
The Zodiac was a San Francisco-based serial killer who wore a bizarre costume, sent coded messages to the police and newspapers, and was never apprehended. There were many Zodiac suspects, but none stranger than...BATMAN!
to Wackos by fatherdan
Saturday
Sep 8, 2001
Hi. My name is Sperel. I am a goose.
to Wackos by voidptr
Tuesday
Aug 21, 2001
Statue Molesters: As if the pigeons weren't bad enough.
to Wackos by fool
Friday
Aug 10, 2001
Funny. You always seemed like such a nice person. The quiet type. Kept yourself to yourself maybe, but at least you kept your lawn mowed and always waved hello. Who knew?
to Wackos by fatherdan
Thursday
Aug 9, 2001
Have you been-denied your ability for the bring of the evidence into the court, or had the evidence by the misrepresentation and distortion? Well then it's time to glue a $1 stamp to a piece of cardboard, learn to speak truth languge, and attend THE David-Wynn: Miller seminars.
to Wackos by saucy
Saturday
Aug 4, 2001
It turns out that obsessive collection runs in the family.
to Wackos by kade
Saturday
Jul 28, 2001
I don't know what's scarier about this girl: the fact she has two hundred pens or that she has a name for every single one.
to Wackos by kade
Tuesday
Jul 24, 2001
See Freck. See Freck's feet. See Freck cut off his feet with a guillotine. Run, Freck, run!
to Wackos by fatherdan
Saturday
Jul 21, 2001
Three reasons why you shouldn't try to shake soft-drink machines to get a free drink: (1) You won't get a free drink. (2) If the machine falls on you, it will kill you. (3) Your distraught parents might put up a Web site about the stupid way you died.
to Wackos by tregoweth
Saturday
Jul 14, 2001
"Hi, my name is Tiffany and when I grow up -- I wanna be a penthouse pet!"
to Wackos by kade
Sunday
Jul 1, 2001
Yes, those monarchs were crazy. But not just Caligula and "Mad King" George III. Sample many others, including Murad IV, who hated women -- a lot!, and Ludwig II of Bavaria -- who build some crazy castles (Why do all roads lead to Disney?)
to Wackos by keiths
Thursday
Jun 28, 2001
Famous Scientologists perform the songs of L. Ron Hubbard. I'm not kidding, listen to John Travolta, Leif Garrett, and Frank Stallone belt out gospel like praises. You definatly need to be a very advanced thetan to appreciate this crap.
to Wackos by skallas
Tuesday
Jun 12, 2001
Worst resume EVER!
to Wackos by fringehead
Sunday
Jun 10, 2001
Who can save you from the WORST EVER DEADLY WORLDWIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GOD!?! Schizophrenic target of The Conspiracy® Francis E. Dec, Esq.YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!! (Warning: Not for sensitive readers.)
to Wackos by fatherdan
Wednesday
May 30, 2001
Otherkin are people who for various reasons do not believe they are human. Some of us are really nuts.
to Wackos by wheezer
Monday
May 28, 2001
Morrissey...or Morris-SEER? Veganmozfan believes The Smiths' frontman had visions of Princess Diana's death. You be the judge.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Friday
May 25, 2001
Possess the souls of the famous for a fee! A legion of celebrities awaits you, from Dr. Seuss to Tojo. All brought to you by some dubious royalty.
to Wackos by fringehead
Thursday
May 24, 2001
People do strange things to trees.
to Wackos by tregoweth
Wednesday
May 23, 2001
666 Watch - your source on all things 666, especially biochip implants, barcodes and that perennial Bible-fan classic - rock music.
to Wackos by wheezer
Tuesday
May 15, 2001
Instead of worrying what video games are doing to kids, perhaps we should be worrying about what some parents are doing to their kids.
to Wackos by dnm
Tuesday
May 8, 2001
Those who seek to keep their heads in the clouds would do well to remember that which goes up must come down.
to Wackos by joshua
Monday
May 7, 2001
Kinky morris dancers. Does it hurt?
to Wackos by sam
Wednesday
Apr 25, 2001
For devout pie-fetishers who find themselves unable to cope without Pie-Magination, please direct your browsers to Chrissy LeCreme - the only weather channel-loving country-singing hetero cross-dresser whom craves pies in the face.
to Wackos by kade
Sunday
Apr 8, 2001
The system dynamics analysis of a religious experience establishes a scientific basis for the core of religion. That is, seen from the outside all religions are diverse, but at the very essence or core of each religion resides the sacred structure and essence of religion. The analysis presented here of this structure and essence forms a general theory of religion.
to Wackos by wheezer
Friday
Apr 6, 2001
In today's fast-paced world wide web, pointlessness is the key to success. Bearing this in mind, Fluxus Research's archive of doorknobs has got to be one of the strongest contenders in recent times.
to Wackos by wheezer
Wednesday
Mar 28, 2001
Forget astrology and tea leaves - when I want to know my future, I have Sylvester Stallone's mom look at my butt.
to Wackos by kapital
Tuesday
Mar 27, 2001
What do you do with more than fifty desperate and scary voice mails from an ex? Put them up on the web, naturally. And sell merchandise. I really want to know more about the other half of this equation.
to Wackos by mercaptan
Friday
Mar 16, 2001
Few sites on the web can match the moral strength of The Hunger Site or The Rainforest Site. Nevertheless, there are some other poignant cries for help out there. Teens who hate their parents, mothers in search of diaper coupons, and women seeking donut cream recipes all vie for attention and your help on The Shameless Begging Board. Not to be outdone, Colleen is building a LEGO house in her Ivy League dorm room, and needs you to send her your spare LEGOS.
to Wackos by therubal
Monday
Mar 12, 2001
"My name is Tom Kraemer. I created the picture of the girl above on a computer. She does not actually exist. Since creating the picture, I have fallen in love with the girl in the image. She is, you might say, my "dream girl". I know this might sound strange, but I have to find the girl who matches this image."
to Wackos by kade
Wednesday
Feb 28, 2001
No matter how you feel about adult babies, you'll definitely get creeped out by Baby Pants. Not because he's wearing a diaper, but because he's wearing a Stone Cold Steve Austin mask.
to Wackos by roo
Tuesday
Feb 27, 2001
Too depressed to get to the doctor to refill your Prozac? Hiroyuki Nishigaki has the secret method to "GOOD-BYE Depression": CONSTRICTING ANUS 100 times daily.
to Wackos by skyhook
Saturday
Feb 17, 2001
Frank Tymon has written English lessons for people who don't know what a letter is. (Lesson two has examples from the other half of the alphabet.) Also, lose weight.
to Wackos by belford
Friday
Feb 16, 2001
Gorgeous, sex-crazed she-demons are after me! Is this a big problem or a adolescent fantasy? Apparently, it's both.
to Wackos by pjammer
I hate clowns. I hate them a lot. Especially Bingo and the circle of hell he occupies.
to Wackos by sungo
Just in case you had to be reminded, the Internet is a very big place. Big enough to hold The Rick Springfield Fan Club, a William Shatner Impersonator, and.. umm.. a 47-year-old divorced Peter Pan. We're at a loss.
to Wackos by fringehead
Friday
Jan 12, 2001
At what point does a business meeting go so bad that someone says "Let's bring in a Scantily Leather Clad Dom Clown to be our Meeting Facilitator"?
to Wackos by skyhook
Wednesday
Jan 10, 2001
Who's really running the world? Secret satanic "internationalists" or hideous bipedal iguanas? Perhaps we should be more worried about becoming CIA sex slaves.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Mel Lyman proved that a career in folk music is the best place to start a career as a cult leader before deciding that you are, in fact, God Himself.
to Wackos by fatherdan
Gary Spivey must be psychic -- check out that hair!
to Wackos by tregoweth
Friday
Jan 5, 2001
The Antichrist has been found by some smart fellers who say the Prince of Darkness is none other than the Prince of Wales.
to Wackos by sylvar
Vigilante justice is, I think, a pretty common theme among the wackos of the world, but against oneself?
to Wackos by djinn
Tuesday
Jan 2, 2001
George Kranz is a scary man. He provides JonBenet sex dolls to convicts, demands an industry standard of 30-40ccs of semen per cumshot in porno films and hunts for Boat People off the coast of Cuba. I personally like the posts in his guestbook from outraged vistors -- "Dude, I hope this is all satire. If not, may the FBI hunt you down and disembowel you; allowing many bad, bad things to happen to you first... maybe your own bukkake?"
to Wackos by kade
Saturday
Dec 30, 2000
Michael "Mucko" McDermott, the software tester who allegedly gunned down seven co-workers on Dec. 26, was an active Internet geek. Among his online activities, he registered the domain name mucko.com, actively posted on Usenet and established an Amazon wish list.
to Wackos by kade
Sunday
Dec 24, 2000
Only NotMilk.com would misquote the same New York Times article that mentioned the site.
to Wackos by djinn
Friday
Dec 22, 2000
Pornography, art and the fine line in between...
to Wackos by kade
Thursday
Dec 21, 2000
If you're female, single, located in Toronto and like to live dangerously, please contact Wayne Manzo. He's desparately seeking a "Human" Scully to help him uncover the secret "Alien Race" in America. (However, he has one requirement -- "Please no alien bitches like Helen Hunt. I don't feel like being killed by an 'Alien Bitch' just so she can bring me back as her connected, telepathic, scanning slave.")
to Wackos by kade
Bonsai Kitten - dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets. (It's just not for people who weren't loved as children!)
to Wackos by kade
Sunday
Dec 17, 2000
Heather Smith claims to have discovered the ultimate conspiracy behind the "wrongful conviction" of Timothy McVeigh.
to Wackos by kade
Saturday
Dec 16, 2000
Meet "Vinnie the Tampon Case Distributor," a very sensitive feminist who puts a disturbing graphic of a bloodied man on his tampon cases.
to Wackos by skallas
Wednesday
Dec 13, 2000
The latest extreme in body modification isn't cheap -- in fact, it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
to Wackos by sylvar
Monday
Dec 11, 2000
The internet has exposed me to a wide array of unusual sexual fetishes. While I try to be as tolerant I can be, I draw the line at people who fantasize over the Columbine High shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
to Wackos by kade
Tuesday
Dec 5, 2000
Sumo wrestlers + Sailor Moon = something freakishly awful.
to Wackos by pjammer
Tuesday
Nov 28, 2000
By gum, I sure do love militias with a sense of humor.
to Wackos by sylvar
Tuesday
Nov 21, 2000
Take a single guy obsessed with Gymnastics, someone from an AOL chatroom claiming to be Olympic gymnast Dominique Moceanu, add a bunch of lawsuits and you have Defamation And Dominique.
to Wackos by kade
Sunday
Nov 19, 2000
There's no need to hire expensive geophysicists or New-Agey dowsers when THE LORD tells you where to find profitable oil wells! You heathens would never dream of replacing your petroleum engineers with bible scholars, but that's why you don't work at Ness Energy - founded to "distribute God's SUPERNATURAL WEALTH to God's end-time ministries." Strangely, God's supernatural wealth has not translated into supernatural returns for Ness's shareholders - but we here at memepool are pretty sure it's just God's way of testing the faith of the flock.
to Wackos by pjammer
Saturday
Nov 18, 2000
Sometimes you need the right tool for the right job. When you want to haul 4,000 pounds of construction material from Florida to Maryland, a VW Jetta is probably not the right tool. Don't try this at home. Actually, don't try this anywhere.
to Wackos by mdm
Wednesday
Nov 15, 2000
Children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of your womb is a reward! Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of your youth. Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Nov 10, 2000
Bukkake? Yawn. Extreme body modifcation? Don't bore me. Live video of a man being stoned to death? Such things do not bother me now that I've seen the true face of horror: photoshopping cat photos and staging page after page of bizarre party scenes with them. Lovecraft had nothing on this.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Nov 8, 2000
Our Turkish friend Mahir is back. And yes, he's still looking to "invitate" one very lucky girl to his home.
to Wackos by kade
Thursday
Nov 2, 2000
Dancing, in its many forms, is a very natural thing. But someone always has to take it too far: Dancing with cats and dancing with dogs.
to Wackos by imploded
Monday
Oct 23, 2000
Barkless tomatoes, Doctor Randall's Nose Cleaner, and the back of Tracy Malone's head are all For Sale By Mental Patient in a convincing parody of other online wackos.
to Wackos by sylvar
Sunday
Oct 22, 2000
Proponents of life extension suggest reduced-calorie diets as a means of extending life. Noone has taken this as dangerously far as the Breatharians. Breatharians, such as Jasmuheen, believe they can survive almost entirely on "liquid light." However, even the most practiced Breatharians, such as Wiley Brooks, occasionally sneak into a 7-11 for a chicken pot-pie and a slurpee.
to Wackos by joshua
Saturday
Oct 21, 2000
When the most well-known single rich guys are girlfriend-beating psychos, twice-divorced overweight actors or pathetic self-absorbed hacks, only the most motivated gold-diggers still want to marry a millionaire. Since we now know that money's not everything and technology geeks will rule the future, Who Wants to Marry a SysAdmin?
to Wackos by pjammer
Thursday
Oct 19, 2000
How to photograph little girls in a Lolita barely-legal manner. Models of ages 7-11 can start looking trampy immediately. Wait, that's not a fair comparision, Lolita was 12.
to Wackos by skallas
Tuesday
Oct 10, 2000
Why be a namby-pamby vegetarian or a half-baked vegan when you can reject capitalism, meat, money, and fresh food entirely? Become a freegan today. Advantages include the thrill of dumpster diving, membership in a proud elite, and drinking urine.
to Wackos by fringehead
Friday
Oct 6, 2000
Meet Mary the Gentle Dominant Princess...who's looking for her Prince Charming. But if you really want to call her up, she repeatedly mentions that she requires you to read a page describing an intricate, step by step ritual of efficiency designed to screen out flakes and losers...as well as anyone who'd dare put his own needs above her slightest whims. She also states that every other page on her site must be read, and she'll quiz you on them to make sure. Mary has been looking for her special someone for years now, and she'll probably be looking for many more years to come...considering that she'd require her husband to get rid of his pets (she sees them as competing with her for his attention) and never ride a motorcycle again, as well as quitting any job involving danger or travelling - and that's just for starters. On top of that, yet another rule is that a would-be suitor must bring a gift of money to her before she'll even go ahead with the date...but that's solely to earn the privilege of being in her company: even though she's not religious, she's very adamantly against premarital sexual activity.
to Wackos by monde
Friday
Sep 29, 2000
Have you ever thought your company's mission statement was strange or boring? Take some inspiration from the Planetary Activation Organization and go nuts!
to Wackos by veblen
Monday
Sep 25, 2000
I've found the next Jon-Benet Ramsey or one really perverse mother-daughter relationship. (She even has a fan club! - Note the majority of her members are male, aged 25-45. *WINK!*)
to Wackos by kade
Friday
Sep 22, 2000
Death by LSD flashback, the evils of TV's Bewitched, and hippies all presented by uber-nut Jack T. Chick.
to Wackos by skallas
Wednesday
Sep 20, 2000
Crazy Drunk Guy is, well, a crazy drunk guy who calls up people and hassles them at work.
to Wackos by crikey
Wednesday
Sep 13, 2000
Say hello to JuJuBee! Young JuJuBee is a DJ licker. What is a DJ licker you ask? A DJ licker is someone who makes it their personal mission to lick the heads of as many rave DJ's as possible. Ugh, E-tards. MDMA is bad for you, mmm'kay?
to Wackos by kade
Monday
Sep 11, 2000
People who do extreme cosplay scare me.
to Wackos by kade
Friday
Sep 8, 2000
See one man's effort to restore the most popular crosswalk in Durham, NH.
to Wackos by kade
Monday
Sep 4, 2000
Unfortunately, this is what happens when you can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Especially if you're the type that sits around waiting for computers to magically become self-aware. Failed technological predictions are nothing new, especially for uber-nerd A.C. Clarke.
to Wackos by skallas
Friday
Sep 1, 2000
Pete Cooper is one wacky brit. However, his love for McDonalds really scares me.
to Wackos by kade
Wednesday
Aug 30, 2000
The pathetic and very sexually frustrating quest to build a female android continues unabated. Even academia can't resist bringing V.I.C.I. to life.
to Wackos by skallas
Wednesday
Aug 9, 2000
The Retarded Ravers of America. If this site doesn't convince you that E is bad for you, nothing will.
to Wackos by kade
Friday
Aug 4, 2000
From the person who brought you TimeCube comes AboveGod, which is basically more of the same. It's still all about the time cube and the evils of one day. He has added racism and anti-semitism to the mix for the first time, though.
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Jul 26, 2000
So. Interested in paying $7.95 to a wife-beating football pro lie his ass off online? Get your credit card out and Ask OJ. (Hurry, prices go up to $9.95 on July 27th)
to Wackos by pjammer
Sunday
Jul 23, 2000
What is the best way to increase traffic to your site? Search engine placements? Blase. Spam? Sure, if you want to be ping-flooded by angry users. Banner ads? Too expensive. Infect yourself with athlete's foot and chronicle your day-to-day activities online? Of course!
to Wackos by pjammer
Wednesday
Jul 19, 2000
"I am Curry. A slim and handsome race car driver." I dig the moustache.
to Wackos by idat
Monday
Jul 17, 2000
Shannon Kringen, aka Goddess Kring, is something of a Seattle celebrity...in her own mind, at least. She has her own public access show, which is pretty nifty if you're stoned and pretty bizarre if you're not. And, of course, there are naked pictures... and a Web journal.
to Wackos by idat
Saturday
Jun 24, 2000
Evil comes to the Flea Market in the form of the dark spectre of Sedition, Drugs and Vintage Jewelry...as chronicled by an individual whose elevator just doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
to Wackos by monde
Dr. Alexander Abian, respected Professor of Mathematics and Usenet kook par excellance, died a year ago today. We should mourn his passing by BLOWING UP THE MOON AND REBORBITING VENUS TO MAKE A BORN-AGAIN EARTH.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Thursday
Jun 15, 2000
I find myself lacking the words to describe Storme Ireland. The best I can do is "gender-bending con man supermodel wannabe".
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Jun 14, 2000
My name is Brad. Please buy my wisdom teeth.
to Wackos by pjammer
Thursday
Jun 8, 2000
We've all heard of the age-old dispute of Evolution vs. Creationism and most of us will remember the Creationists' recent forays into the US education system, but let's not forget that the theory of evolution is not undisputed in the science community either. Do check out this topical index on the matter.
to Wackos by wheezer
Thursday
May 11, 2000
If it's May, it must be time for the annual University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt. Here's this year's live-action events, and here's some stops on your road trip from hell.
to Wackos by boneyard
Tuesday
May 9, 2000
Proctology, the study of freaks who cram things up their ass.
to Wackos by jason
I'm kind of wishing I hadn't read the article about Mike the Headless Wonder Chicken quite so soon after lunch.
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Apr 26, 2000
Since 1996, Derek's been putting every last one of his Wal-Mart receipts on the web. The best part are the visitor comments on each receipt.
to Wackos by joshua
Tuesday
Apr 25, 2000
After Death Communications specialist Christine Toomey is helping us to pierce the veil of death and speak with both Princess Diana and, of course, Chris Farley. Future projects are under construction, and investors may wish to help spread the light. For now, Di has graciously agreed to provide a newsletter.
to Wackos by fringehead
Wednesday
Apr 19, 2000
Letterboxing: Those black bars you see on your television screen when watching some movies. People both love and hate them. This guy, for some reason beyond mortal ken, thinks they're a form of censorship. Fortunately for the rest of us, it's fairly obvious that he's, um, a bit out of touch.
to Wackos by dha
Monday
Apr 17, 2000
A Jeffersonian pervert, with interests ranging from legal prostitution to "how to make love," to Moonies and DOS buyout conspiracy theory. Mr. Perkel claims to have written over 250,000 letters to periodical editors and has himself published 28 issues of Think Magazine, manifesto of the "Nerd Liberation Movement." You can lease this eloquent and prodigious nutcase for only $250 an hour through Mr. Perkel's 'rent-a-genius' program.
to Wackos by aleph
Sunday
Apr 16, 2000
As someone with a morbid fascination for interpersonal virtual train wrecks, I thought Usenet was a good place for me. Boy, have I been missing out!
to Wackos by dha
Friday
Apr 7, 2000
James H. Vipond is a very, very special man. Not only is he "the Web's premier fan" of Small Wonder and Concentration, but he also writes, produces, and illustrates (rendered in 3D, natch) Spectrum Force, "a new, ethnically diverse team of evangelical Christian crimefighters". And if that isn't enough, baby, he's planning an animated television series, Minerva Walker. "She's black, she's stacked, and she can take the flak!" -- watch out, Tarantino, there's a new boy in town.
to Wackos by che
Tuesday
Apr 4, 2000
Please God, do not allow some superfly Indonesian gigolo become the next Mahir.
to Wackos by xrayjones
Tuesday
Mar 28, 2000
The true meaning of the 404 error code is biblically ordained. Of course, so is the area code. (I wonder what the alphanumeric meaning of "Uh, whatever, nutball!" is?)
to Wackos by monde
Thursday
Mar 23, 2000
Okay. I barely know where to begin with this guy. David Icke appears to be a schizophrenic who believes in the Illuminati (especially their headquarters in Toronto), shapeshifting reptiles who rule the world, a Nazi Zionist conspiracy, and even in UFO overlords. I hope his journey will take him to the nearest thorazine salesman soon.
to Wackos by stimpy
Wednesday
Mar 22, 2000
We've all seen born-agains of the overboard variety who display extreme obsession with demons...but this guy is a shade beyond the garden-variety hellfire-and-brimstone wacko. Warning the flock to not celebrate Halloween is commonplace...but Easter is evil, too? This guy seems to see demons everywhere...in paisley print fabric, in "extreme" sports, and in Lucky Charms marshmallow cereal, among a great many other things. There seems to be nothing that he doesn't consider demonic...even Christmas is supposed to be evil (I can't argue with that one, personally.) I started wondering if this whole thing was a joke when I ran into the anti-perspirant demon...but this kook's just gone to such great lengths to catalogue his lifetime of continuous exorcism that it can't be anything but for real.
to Wackos by monde
Tuesday
Mar 21, 2000
Dr. Laura Schlessinger, one of America's greater media accomplishments, has one of the most aesthetically displeasing sites. Almost as appetizing as her delectable social commentary!
to Wackos by imploded
Monday
Mar 20, 2000
What the FUCK is this guy talking about, and NO, I don't "get the idea."
to Wackos by rsf
Tuesday
Mar 14, 2000
At the Official Reverse Speech page you can listen to reversals of audio by OJ, Hillary Clinton, and John & Patsy Ramsey, among others, and if you can't understand what the reversed speech says they'll explain it to you! Plus, if you still don't believe, you can take a blind test to try to prove that reverse speech truly works.
to Wackos by moose
Revel in the B1ff-inspired surrealism of Michael B. Farbish. His long, rambling essays (they're too mild-mannered to be considered true rants) are made almost illegible by the apparently stochastically-generated HTML of these pages.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Monday
Mar 13, 2000
If your girlfriend has a key to your apartment and you break up, CHANGE THE LOCKS.
to Wackos by jason
Tuesday
Feb 29, 2000
This couple has too much money, too many cars, and too many cats. At least they have places to put it all.
to Wackos by rsf
Tuesday
Feb 22, 2000
Ladies, don't settle for any old washed-up millionare. Marry Tom Arnold!
to Wackos by nyarl
Friday
Feb 18, 2000
The Stile Project: If you value your job, don't browse it at work!
to Wackos by tregoweth
Tuesday
Feb 15, 2000
Now, some of you may have heard the recent news article (not urban legend) about a man who got an unlicensed doctor to cut his leg off to satisfy his amputation fetish. Now, we all know that fetishes can be outright wacky and drive people to do really weird things, but, you may wonder, why would a doctor, even an unlicensed one, agree to participate? Well, the LA Weekly has an article all about the bizarre and astounding life and practice of Dr. John Ronald Brown, which is appropriately entitled "Why Did He Cut Off That Man's Leg?" It's not recommended for the squeamish (although there are, fortunately, no pictures of that or any of his past surgeries).
to Wackos by keith
Monday
Feb 14, 2000
Sometimes, tin foil hats aren't enough to protect you from the CIA mind beams. Sometimes you need tin foil dress shirts.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Saturday
Feb 5, 2000
Shawn is an ambassador from God to earth, which explains his unique use of hyphens and colons, and his many political interests.
to Wackos by mpc
Thursday
Feb 3, 2000
NoHand has amputated his own fingers, hand, half of his foot (since lost entirely), part of his genitals, and has "accidentally" lost his left leg below the knee and his right above the knee. Extreme, yes, but he's not alone in his obsession with amputation.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Jan 19, 2000
Apparently some people still haven't learned anything from the whole Jon-Benet Ramsey thing.
to Wackos by peterb
Tuesday
Jan 18, 2000
Somebody's been putting some very...interesting sites up near the top of the World Charts Federation's top 100 websites. Apart from the freaky right-wing low-verification news sites like World Net Daily, there's Bob Enyart's, ShadowGov site, where you get to play Fantasy Judge, and his associated sites KGOV and Theology Online . If it wasn't for his rewrite of the Constitution or odd political theories, I might be able to laugh him off as another wacko. This one however, already has a talk show and is trying to get broader reception.
to Wackos by mpc
Thursday
Jan 13, 2000
The Spotlight says it is "America's Last Real Newspaper" but it also gets my award for Putting As Many Words As Possible In One Link Just So You Don't Miss Any Of Their Whackadoo Ideas And Claims.
to Wackos by moose
Wednesday
Jan 12, 2000
When you were in math class, did you ever have trouble remembering all those digits in pi? Well, we've got some mnemonics(in multiple languages, at that). Or, for the truly sadistic, check out some rather constrained poetry. Hell, just check out AT&T's Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences. And we wonder why some people hate math...
to Wackos by djinn
Saturday
Jan 8, 2000
One of the disadvantages of the web is that it provides a forum for fetishists. Joel is perhaps less distressing than most: his fetishes appear to be hairy, shirtless men and hairy, shirtless men being tied up and tortured. Well, everyone needs a hobby.
to Wackos by jacquez
Some things just naturally go together, like peanut butter and chocolate, eggs and bacon, Sonny and Cher, and Battlestar Galactica and the Republican Party.
to Wackos by magus
Monday
Jan 3, 2000
Prepare yourself for first contact by reading the Handbook of UFO Contact.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Extensive squinting at blurry images has revealed howitzers and Nazi regalia on Mars.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Dec 31, 1999
I guess we've all seen enough of the apocalyptic nutballs looking forward to a Hollywood-style Second Coming, but the Highlights from Prophetic School is a doozy. Have a look at their IRC sessions where the students are asked to come up with religious visions and then describe them to the others. One female writes of a vision of Jesus saying to her, "My bride, My bride, what a sweet aroma coming from My bride... Her desire for Me, her delight in Me..." Bible study is getting hot these days, and it's not just fire and brimstone!
to Wackos by monde
Thursday
Dec 30, 1999
Instead of abducting people to UFO for medical examination, as other aliens do, these aliens collaborate with "Contact People" and perform the medical research in aliens/humans clinic on earth. My name is Adrian Dvir and I am one of the 'contact people'.
to Wackos by faisal
Wednesday
Dec 29, 1999
Want free electricity? If you are a sucker looking for an imaginary product, these guys will sell it to you.
to Wackos by jason
Monday
Dec 27, 1999
An Ode to Castration.
to Wackos by moose
Thursday
Dec 23, 1999
But who would believe that you've really been talking to your Aunt Suzy from beyond the grave? The After-Death Communication Project would, of course. Oh, and if you're not communicating with your deceased loved ones and would like to be, they include instructions about how to do it.
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Dec 8, 1999
This story (and "story" is probably stretching it quite a bit) appears to have been written by a true hebephrenic: it gives "short attention span" a whole new meaninglessness.
to Wackos by monde
Wednesday
Nov 17, 1999
Sam Sloan is a chess geek, ladies man, devoted father, and complete, utter fruitcake.
to Wackos by borges
Monday
Nov 15, 1999
Everybody knows that secret cabals are controlling our minds with microwave radiation and, furthermore, that there's only one way to protect yourself: tin-foil hats.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Oct 29, 1999
Is it just me, or are some of the Goth Babe of the Week not really a 'babes' no matter how generously you define that term?
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Oct 22, 1999
Pyradyne has got to be a joke, the owner has to be kidding us. Nobody can wear this hat and be taken seriously.
to Wackos by mpc
This is it kids, one stop shopping for all your weird people needs, find out about Forbidden Archaeology, crop circle research, wacky crystals, and every other weirdness the human mind can conceive of, just go to The Leading Edge International Research Group. Accept no substitutes.
to Wackos by mpc
Tuesday
Oct 5, 1999
Today's winner in the "scary fanatical devotion to has-been pop-icon" goes to the gentleman in Virgina: We cannot erase Vanilla Ice from our culture, just as we cannot erase forgotten events from our history. Enter this, the largest collection of Vanilla Ice links on the Internet. Vanilla Ice will never die. I won't let him. He lives in me, and I live for him.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Oct 1, 1999
So did the dwarf-tossing scene in UPN's hideous new show Shasta McNasty give you ideas on how to occupy your idle hours? There's a jolly dwarf out there who is happy to let you throw him around in exchange for money. Somebody shoot me.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Sep 24, 1999
Pink Swastika explains how homosexuals were largely responsible for Nazism. The Annotated Pink Swastika is a good guide to all the errors, mistakes, and lies therein.
to Wackos by keith
Wednesday
Sep 22, 1999
This is the Golf Swing of the Future! Plus of course the Fountain of Youth. It's all based on calcium, exercise, and of course Neo-Tech. Non sequitur is defined and illustrated with examples in Appendix E.
to Wackos by fringehead
Thursday
Sep 16, 1999
My name is Mr. USA.
to Wackos by crikey
Wednesday
Sep 15, 1999
One man is winning the crusade against dirty car windshields.
to Wackos by joshua
Sunday
Sep 12, 1999
Want to help kids learn to fear those awful Jews? It's time for White Pride for Kids (from the people that brought you The History of the White Race). (Warning: contains particularly insipid racist drivel.)
to Wackos by faisal
Wednesday
Sep 8, 1999
Back in the halcyon days of the early 90's, Robert McElwaine was THE net.crazy. Every UN-altered REPRODUCTION of his IMPORTANT Information is here.
to Wackos by mpc
Racial Greetings, Whiteys! The Mothers of the Movement page is for White Aryan women to learn how to better serve their families and, most importantly, their owners. I mean husbands. Er, anyway, the site includes recipes and fun toys for kids, because saving money means that every dollar saved is a dollar not given to the jewish capital machine that's out to destroy us.
to Wackos by moose
Tuesday
Sep 7, 1999
Not content to steal credit for Linux, our friends at the Free Software Foundation are now working on stealing the Linux mascot as well. The downside of Linux's open source market environment is that there's no one to provide the comedic relief of suing Richard Stallman into the ground for trademark infringement.
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Aug 31, 1999
Everything you've always suspected about those pancake-loving, HIV-spreading, aliens is confirmed at The Official V2 Website. Remember kids: smart Earthlings say NO to deceptive alien entities!
to Wackos by pjammer
Monday
Aug 30, 1999
Aliens. They like pancakes. They really like pancakes.
to Wackos by faisal
Friday
Aug 27, 1999
The paramilitary Amish Resistance Website. Well, that pretty much fufills my weekly dose of irony.
to Wackos by pjammer
All you freaks who think that all events are secretly controlled and manipulated by the Jewish mafia? You're wrong! They're secretly controlled and manipulated by the lesbian mafia.
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Aug 25, 1999
Many people believe HIV is a human engineered virus run amok. This is incorrect. HIV was created by aliens.
to Wackos by faisal
Monday
Aug 23, 1999
We have a wackos catagory with no mention of Archimedes Plutonium? This man is the undisputed master in the field of scientific sounding babble. His Fusion Electricity Barrier Law and Plutonium Atom Totality Theory are masterpieces. My personal favorite, though, is his two "proofs" of the Goldbach Conjecture which consist of putting ".0" after all the intergers, redefining what "prime" means, and then a bunch of meaningless hand waving.
to Wackos by keith
Kim Clement - David Koresh would be proud.
to Wackos by succa
Thursday
Aug 19, 1999
The line between brilliance and madness is sometimes as evident as an eight-lane superhighway.
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Aug 18, 1999
TreeLoot is giving away money to those who have nothing better to do than sit around clicking on imagemaps. There's probably a catch in there somewhere, but we aren't bored enough to go figure it out, so, hey, go nuts.
to Wackos by faisal
Whitey also likes rock 'n' roll!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
Jul 30, 1999
Microsoft rulez d00d. Definitely not for users of "linus os".
to Wackos by succa
Saturday
Jul 24, 1999
Have you ever seen a U.F.O? Have you ever experienced missing time? Have you had the suspicion of being abducted? Have you ever found a metal implant in you're body? Have you checked everywhere? The Alien Abduction Survey is a sort of purity test for folks who want to know if they've been abducted. Only the first 25 questions count; the last three are just an attempt at sneakily scamming your valuable demographic information.
to Wackos by braino
Wednesday
Jul 21, 1999
Listen carefully, kids. The Year 2000 National Education Taskforce believes Y2K will be really, really bad. So they advocate that you buy gold coins. Interestingly enough, Y2KNet is owned by Swiss America, which sells gold coins, and has been endorsed by Pat Boone, Bo Gritz, and other luminaries. If you think that Swiss America is a tad right-wing, you'd be correct. The owner runs another site True Wealth, which explains Biblically sound economics, that inflation is the price of disobedience of God's law, and how we should use livestock to back up electronic currency. Perhaps it's time to consider the dogcow-backed dollar?
to Wackos by mpc
As if UFO fetishists aren't bad enough by default, this one seems to think some clouds are UFOs that believe in Jesus.
to Wackos by xrayjones
Monday
Jul 12, 1999
A fifteen-foot-tall monument to Grimace? If you're looking for something for you and your friends to do for summer vacation, take a stab at The University of Chicago's 1999 Scavenger Hunt List, sure to provide days of mirth. Once you've finished that one, there are many more available.
to Wackos by boneyard
The text on this site is in Japanese but it says the same thing in any language: "I am a very, very lonely man."
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Due to a dispute over wheat quotas, a farmer and his wife seceded from Australia and became the Hutt River Province Principality, which is ruled by the benign monarch His Royal Highness Prince Leonard. The legality of this seccession is, of course, contested.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Saturday
Jul 10, 1999
I can sleep better at night knowing that the mysteries of the Great Pyramid have been solved at last. Again.
to Wackos by sck
Thursday
Jul 8, 1999
"Rods are cylindrical or cigar shaped objects that have been discovered appearing in the skies. The objects are not like the typical 'cigar' shaped UFOS that have been reported throughout history." -- Are these guys kidding?
to Wackos by urog
Wednesday
Jul 7, 1999
As long as I'm ranting about disturbing faces, I might as well add the Evil Queen Of Plastic Surgery. Jo(y)celyn(e) Wildenstein, Wildenstein. There's almost nothing on her on the web (surprising), but here's a slight description.
to Wackos by mpc
Sunday
Jul 4, 1999
Can a man run around the world? Robert Garside is already halfway there - having started his 30+ mile per day adventure in December 7, 1996. Read about his exploits and biography at The Running Man.
to Wackos by pjammer
Friday
Jul 2, 1999
This manifesto advocates the subjugation and breeding of a race of worker midgets to generate electricity for humanity. Most of this plan"s faults can be worked around by acquiring Canada to house them.
to Wackos by braino
Wednesday
Jun 30, 1999
Further proof that there's nothing in the world so unnervingly stupid that somebody won't make a fetish out of it, TSD is an art collective who like Hellraiser just a little too much. Mmm, that human rotisserie is making me hungry for some Rice Krispies.
to Wackos by nyarl
Monday
Jun 28, 1999
I thought I had a high "sick-and-twisted" threshold, but this story gave me the heebie-jeebies: Man impregnates wife with the intention of killing the infant to punish her for not cutting short a vacation a few years before their marriage and consummating the murderous deed on Father's Day. Is there anyone in memepool's Wackos section more sick and insane?
to Wackos by pjammer
Sunday
Jun 27, 1999
Look. You need to realize that freakish rabid Christians and freakish rabid Satanists or Antichristians are exactly the same thing. This guy doesn't.
to Wackos by peterb
Thursday
Jun 17, 1999
They seem to share my sense of the Wacko Esthetic over at losers.org. For instance, I don't think I have enough bad things to say about vaguely creepy Tolkien crunchy people who name their kid Faelan Aragorn and then send him out to lure others into their world of unending horror.
to Wackos by peterb
Thursday
Jun 3, 1999
An online help for parents looking for that distinctive name that says "I'm a Utah Mormon!"
to Wackos by peterb
Thursday
May 27, 1999
John Adams keeps a list of all the beers he has drunk since 1988. Alert me when we should start caring.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Monday
May 24, 1999
There's a temptation in popular culture to think that maybe extraterrestrials aren't such bad guys after all. Thank God we have V2/Spread the Word to set us straight. And hey, free stuff! If you don't see extraterrestrials, but you've seen where they parked, try the National UFO Reporting Center instead.
to Wackos by sck
The Roswell UFO incident has sparked quite a few wacko hypotheses, but perhaps the most bizarre and well documanted is the famed alien autopsy. There is nothing quite like the smell of a hoax going up in white-hot flames, and the Alien Autopsy Faked or Fiction guide is just the ticket. Don't forget to read the step-by-step instruction for producing your own million dollar hoax in How To Make An Alien.
to Wackos by urog
Keep the Skeptic's Dictionary handy when viewing anything else in our Wackos section. It has many great links and makes for wonderful reading.
to Wackos by nyarl
Sunday
May 23, 1999
Scotland's most famous non-entity (probably) now has her own webcam, just so you can check out any future appearances!
to Wackos by ned
Monday
May 17, 1999
Three words: Charles Manson online.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Friday
May 14, 1999
I am neither a Microsoft basher or booster -- I've always felt that the question of what OS you run is much less interesting than what you run on it -- but I did enjoy this site which proves once again that whenever you're looking for someone to cross the line between strongly-held beliefs and ludicrous over-the-top hyperbole, the objectivists will always be there.
to Wackos by peterb
Saturday
May 8, 1999
Adam Testad reveals all about The Conspiracy, an anti-Communist, anti-Islam, anti-anti-Semitite war waged with shampoo, dental anesthetics, depleted uranium, polio, EMF, flouride and MSG. Forget the Seven Seals - watch for the 250 Signs of the End of Time!
to Wackos by joshua
Wednesday
May 5, 1999
Overcome with guilt thinking about the marijuana you smoked during gym in 10th grade? Turn yourself in electronically with the Citizen's Self-Arrest Form. Repeat after me: I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time.
to Wackos by pjammer
Sunday
May 2, 1999
Race Traitor believes that society's problems can be solved only when they "abolish the white race." Well, good luck.
to Wackos by pjammer
Monday
Apr 19, 1999
Explore Brian's brain. Despite the site's claims, I think Brian actually does exist.
to Wackos by djinn
S.M.U.R.F.= Socialist Men Under a Red Father. Don't take my word for it.
to Wackos by pjammer
Monday
Apr 12, 1999
I'm not usually impressed by extreme body modification, but I'll give serious points to the twins who transplanted one twin's arm onto the other's body.
to Wackos by peterb
Tuesday
Apr 6, 1999
I can almost understand what inspired the creator of the world's best bubblewrap homepage, but I don't quite see the point of virtual bubblewrap...although I admit it's amusing to hear my computer making those popping noises.
to Wackos by djinn
Monday
Apr 5, 1999
The problem with predicting Apocalypse is that you always look really stupid if you're wrong.
to Wackos by mpc
Wednesday
Mar 24, 1999
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is (ahem) dead serious about its call for "phasing out the human race" for the good of the Earth's ecology.
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Sunday
Mar 21, 1999
For an organization which holds all the secrets of creation, the Unarius Academy Of Science sure looks like a laundromat that's fallen on hard times.
to Wackos by mpc
Saturday
Mar 20, 1999
Summum might be a religion, might be a philosophy, or might just have trouble getting a date on Saturday Night.
to Wackos by mpc
Wednesday
Mar 17, 1999
Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Mar 3, 1999
When you breed polydactyl cats with other polydactyl cats, you get Twisty Cats.
to Wackos by eclipse
Friday
Feb 26, 1999
Dan Winter's Sacred Geometry has beautiful geometric proofs of love, psi, and the Holy Grail. Scroll through his endless home page and relive your last trip.
to Wackos by taoist
Friday
Feb 12, 1999
1 Squirrel + 2 Vivarin = Fun!
to Wackos by eclipse
Wednesday
Feb 10, 1999
Know your hazardous materials, including Linux!
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Feb 9, 1999
Read all about Karl's Battle with the IRS--what comes from trying to actually find the laws that make income tax work.
to Wackos by tjs
Thursday
Feb 4, 1999
As if UFO nuts couldn't get any wackier, along comes Reptoids.com, lizard fetishists disguising as conspiracy buffs who believe that evil reptile aliens from another dimension live inside the earth and periodically come out ot exchange technology and drink our blood and form trilateral commissions or something like that. Proof positive of this insidious plot can be seen in Theodore Rex, starring Whoopi Goldberg -- a propaganda film preparing us for the inevitable Reptoid invasion. Sadly, the only weapon we have against these evil monsters is information from the brave freedom fighters running the web site.
to Wackos by nyarl
Monday
Feb 1, 1999
Encounter 2001 are a bunch of space alien nutballs who are launching a space probe to search for aliens. For $49.95 you can include some of your DNA on there, so that any aliens can closely examine it and find out your genetic weaknesses and swiftly eliminate your family line when they do land and make us their slaves.
to Wackos by nyarl
Saturday
Jan 9, 1999
US Web founder steps down because of his campaign to prove that many high tech advances, such as semiconductors, came from aliens.
to Wackos by peterb
Friday
Jan 8, 1999
You big sissy!
to Wackos by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Jan 6, 1999
There are four days in each... uh... day! Timecube. No, really, what the hell are they talking about?
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Jan 5, 1999
Israel: 1, Jesus: 0
to Wackos by nyarl
Monday
Dec 21, 1998
Does a web site demanding "psychic freedom from the tyranny of computers and their digital menace" constitute irony, or is it just me?
to Wackos by obvious
Saturday
Dec 19, 1998
Pigdog Journal. GAR! RoR-Alucard. Hail Isabeau.
to Wackos by arkuat
Wednesday
Dec 16, 1998
Recordings played backwards are as good a source as any for thickly veiled, scary, prophetic, subconcious communiques.
to Wackos by obvious
Monday
Nov 30, 1998
I tried to figure out The Blue Brethren nutballs. I really tried. But it just made my head hurt and reminded me of all the Illuminatus and Sub-Genius retards I hated in high school and college.
to Wackos by nyarl
Sunday
Nov 15, 1998
Got a credit card and a grudge?
to Wackos by jason
Monday
Nov 9, 1998
Sollog fortells doom!
to Wackos by obvious
Thursday
Oct 29, 1998
For no apparent reason, magical backyard creatures deliver the latest weather reports, lottery numbers, and hollywood gossip at the Bird Bath.
to Wackos by nyarl
Wednesday
Oct 28, 1998
And the "Deranged Personal Home Page" of the year award goes to....
to Wackos by faisal
Tuesday
Oct 27, 1998
Dylan's Page: The site for everyone who's ever wanted to read barcodes or needed something to do when they were bored.
to Wackos by jacquez
Tuesday
Oct 13, 1998
The Westboro Baptist Church gives its implicit approval of the slaying of gay youth and plans to demonstrate "God's love" by picketing Matthew Shepard's funeral and harrassing his family members. The only thing we can figure is that these people really want attention. Pride goeth before the fall. We hope.
to Wackos by faisal
Thursday
Oct 1, 1998
Contrary to popular belief, nutballs have been around since even before the Internet. Take a stroll through reject history at The Kook Museum.
to Wackos by nyarl
Wednesday
Sep 30, 1998
¡Guárdese del chupacabra!
to Wackos by nyarl
Friday
Sep 25, 1998
Enticed by ads of new hyper-advanced razors? HEED THIS WARNING!
to Wackos by nyarl
Thursday
Sep 24, 1998
Viva la cheese revolution!
to Wackos by nyarl
Wednesday
Sep 23, 1998
As a collection of links, this is a little out of date, but you must give it points for presentation.
to Wackos by goboro
Tuesday
Sep 22, 1998
Thinking outside the box is encouraged, except of course if the easily-panicked national media believes you're a hacker. The Hacker Anti-Defamation League seeks to end hacker discrimination so that we may all live outside the box.
to Wackos by jacquez
Monday
Sep 21, 1998
There's brand loyalty, and then there's psychosis.
to Wackos by magus
Where do you want to eat today?
to Wackos by faisal
Scott McNealy explains how Java is 'absolutely displacing Windows'.
to Wackos by faisal
What do you get when you combine a Mazda RX-7, missile launchers, poor photography, and too much free time?
to Wackos by akk
Sunday
Sep 20, 1998
The Principia Discordia or, How I Found Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her, is availible on the web. Hail Eris!
to Wackos by tjs
Saturday
Sep 19, 1998
Automatic weapons at a thesis defense and a theory of student advising characterize the looks-best-in-lynx Olin Shivers.
to Wackos by jacquez
Friday
Sep 18, 1998
"For safe aboard our Star Ship, is the POSITRON. This POSI-TRON contains all the HOPE of man across all the years. This CRYSTAL is a POWERFUL ICON. THOTH GUARDS THE POSITRON." Check out the rest of Psychoceramics, or the GALACTIC FEDERATION will come to your home and use ALL CAPS.
to Wackos by obvious
Enter the sphere of the highest heaven at EMPYREAN
to Wackos by bah
Henry Flynt may not be insane, but his writings could drive YOU insane. Arm yourself with his refutations of language, mathematics, and personhood and win any argument, instantly!
to Wackos by obvious
Thursday
Sep 17, 1998
ZetaTalk contains everything a young clone should know about all the various alien races, as told by the alien emissary, "Nancy." And so hyperlinked it would make Ted Nelson proud. Or dizzy.
to Wackos by joshua
Survival Research Laboratories has the ritualized interactions between machines, robots, and special effects devices that you secretly crave.
to Wackos by obvious
The Gallery of the Absurd is a repository of weird (but true!) ads, labels and signs
to Wackos by obvious
Tuesday
Sep 15, 1998
Alex Chiu's Eternal Life device is "the most important invention in human history." And it's yours for a low low price of $16.50!
to Wackos by joshua
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