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| Monday Dec 5, 2005 |
Some high-quality graphomania written
by another citzen plagued with mind-control (and hair-curling) beams,
time-traveling CIA operatives, and eerie similarities to a character in the Pokeman Forever movie to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Dec 1, 2005 | This page contains.. something about
Julie Andrews, her hidden first-born son, Hitler and.. I have no idea really.
If you can make sense of it, let me know. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 |
Hurricane Katrina? Yeah,
Japanese gangsters
caused that. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jul 27, 2005 | Blacktown
is "the only black organization that exposes and opposes lesbian feminism [sic] witchcraft"
and is really upset about the decline of the afro.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Jun 21, 2005 | If there are any 12-year-old girls reading memepool who still
love unicorns and faeries, do
not look at this
sculpture gallery
or your innocence will be forever shattered. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Jun 7, 2005 | Interpretive Arson presents Dance Dance Immolation ... an adaptation of Dance Dance Revolution, but with fire! When you do well, the computer shoots big propane blasts up into the air ... when you do
poorly, it shoots you in the face with flamethrowers. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Apr 22, 2005 | If the Old Navy Ad Girl and the Pepsi Ad Girl were to fight, which fansite would achieve orgasm first? to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Apr 12, 2005 | Do you beleive that
water talks
to you?
Or that
magic
stickers will protect you from cell phone radiation?
(It uses principles of modern physics!) Then
BioPro Technology is
just the company for you! to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Sunday Feb 27, 2005 | The customer is always to Wackos by kade |
| Friday Feb 4, 2005 | It's never too late to hear The story OF cfhirstmas By CVEdric Bixler-Zavbalas, with its eternal message of something or other. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday Jan 21, 2005 | From toilet seats to coathangers to lightmeters, you can always find something to amuse you at Unusual Museums of the Internet. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Tuesday Dec 7, 2004 | "Would you believe that in September 2003 the British government was effectively overthrown by one person using an old computer printer and some office stationery? This is the big British secret that's been increasingly difficult to contain, and now it's being blown wide open!"
to Wackos by isosceles |
| Wednesday Dec 1, 2004 | Throughout the ages bad design has plagued humanity, yet few people share the unsettling mixture of hubris, exhibitionism, illiteracy, inanity and color blindness as Vanilla Sweet Niz. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Nov 23, 2004 | Molatar, your run-of-the-mill
shape-changing dragon werewolf
fundamentalist Christian,
hates
role playing games,
vampires and
stinging insects.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Jun 4, 2004 | UFOs, crystal skulls, Roswell, the beginning of the Aquarian age, healing energy
and on and on and on for hundreds of
pages.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Thursday May 20, 2004 | Hello, my name is Andy, and this is my resurrection. Mmmmm... maybe not. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday May 14, 2004 |
GOD IS CONCERNED ABOUT OUR
APPAREL,
HAIR STYLES, ETC. to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Apr 23, 2004 | In these days when reality and satire are becoming ever more bewilderingly alike, it seems no one really knows what to make of one Ricky Vandel, who claims he was approached by an Amazon woman who gave him the secrets of the meaning of our existence; upon these rests the foundation of the Church of Fandel - as well as his excessive fondness for Jenna Bush. to Wackos by monde |
| Friday Feb 13, 2004 | Hey ladies, here's your chance to get in on Waco II: Electric Boogaloo at the ground floor! to Wackos by scromp |
| Friday Feb 6, 2004 | Is the moon actually a giant spaceship?
I do
beleive so! to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Dec 16, 2003 | "Steve Currey of
Steve Currey's Expedition Company has
agreed to charter a Russian Nuclear Icebreaker from
Adventure Associates
and is standing by to take the first 100 people to sign up for
this historic voyage
to the Arctic, to determine once and for all whether
the hollow earth theory has any validity." to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Friday Nov 21, 2003 | Serial killer or computer programmer? The line might be finer than we think. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Nov 19, 2003 | I email dead people! to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Monday Nov 17, 2003 | Zoo Skool - higher education for female zoophiles. (not work safe) to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Oct 30, 2003 | If you take
Peter Pan,
add a little
Lynda Carter
and a little bit of crazy, you end up with
Wonder Woman Vicki!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| If you have no clue what
Lassie
is making such a fuss over, the
Bowlingual dog
translator can help!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Monday Oct 20, 2003 | Some (e.g. Ted Nugent) advocate hunting for food. Others cite the necessity of culling the herd for population control. Both groups lose sight of what the "Red Mist" hunting subculture embraces, the sheer joy of vaporizing small animals with high-powered rifles. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Monday Sep 29, 2003 | John Norman's
Gor novels
have titillated teenage boys for
decades. However, some people have taken his S&M-drenched
swords-and-sorcery fantasy
far too seriously,
and have modelled their
lives and
sex-lives
around it.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Sep 17, 2003 | While Americans face the Denver Boot
and its kin, the Brits endure the scourge of Wheel
Clamps. In a world without heroes, however, there is Angle
Grinder Man! See him in action!
Uh, could we maybe see a little more action instead,
Angle Grinder Man? to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Aug 20, 2003 | His name is Vangoo, and he photoshops diapers onto pictures of grown men that he finds on the Internet. to Wackos by scromp |
| Wednesday Apr 23, 2003 | "My name is Ulrich Haarburste and I like to write
stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film."
to Wackos by faisal |
| Monday Apr 14, 2003 | Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf's goofy pronouncements have earned him his own fan club.
to Wackos by yoyology |
| Thursday Apr 3, 2003 | Protect yourself from SARS... in style. to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Mar 27, 2003 | The phenomenon of pets on LiveJournal is puzzling. Is it a joke? Is it a dissociative personality where people act out their repressed thoughts in the guise of their pets? Are the authors just a little crazy, harboring multiple personalities? Or are the authors furries? to Wackos by isosceles |
| Sunday Mar 16, 2003 | The world of fetish pornography is a lot more interesting when you combine megalomania with terrible English. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Certain people believe that British PM Tony Blair's rabid support of the US covers up a series of links between Tony Blair's cabinet, a pedophile ring, and the Dunblane massacre. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Thursday Mar 13, 2003 | No matter what you are throwing away, somebody will find it endlessly fascinating. Witness Bill Keaggy, who loves other people's grocery lists. He also collects rocks shaped like shoes and litter. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Monday Mar 3, 2003 | Watch out!
Evil snake people
are everywhere:
comets,
rock formations,
terrorist attacks
and, of course,
Hans Blix.
Plus, bonus UFOs, chem trails, mind control, worldwide conspiracies,
King Kong getting a tan,
and evil Jesuits!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Monday Jan 27, 2003 | "Everyday I wake up and look around and see things that would be good for humping." to Wackos by yoyology |
| Tuesday Nov 26, 2002 | The art of webcamming has progressed to the point where people will broadcast their own posthumous decomposition.
to Wackos by isosceles |
| Monday Nov 25, 2002 | The Institute of Druidic Technology: proving that Druids used computers to play video games and program things.
to Wackos by caspian |
| Tuesday Nov 19, 2002 | Poet Piet loves using multicoloured text and very colourful expressions - so colourful that it all blends together in such a way as to become completely incomprehensible. Recurring theme seems to be the notion that the world needs to shuffle its rocks around...or does Piet just have rocks in his head? to Wackos by monde |
| Monday Nov 18, 2002 | People who throw toys for fun should all know the Everluminescent Doctor Popular: Juggler, yoyo guru, musician, fashion plate, hair model, pimp. to Wackos by yoyology |
| Thursday Nov 7, 2002 | Johnny Disco wants you to know about his career in television in film and the conspiracy against him, but apparently not about his sinister connection to Canada.
to Wackos by fringehead |
| Thursday Oct 31, 2002 | You'll find the cure for smallpox,
the password
to heaven , and "over 50MB of other Rome busting info" at Reformation Online. Happy Reformation
Day!
to Wackos by pad |
| Steve Quayle is convinced that the gentle giants of our childhood myths
are a conspiracy and instead are something far more sinister.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Tuesday Oct 29, 2002 | Now that the Guinness Book of Records officially discourages gluttony and foolhardiness we will never know how many cigarettes Transylvanian Stefan Sigmond can smoke in four minutes while running a mile. to Wackos by fool |
| Sunday Sep 22, 2002 | "Pippi's quite unique, /
Diddle diddle, with her smile disarming; /
She is such an imp, /
Tra la la la la, you'll love her too!"
Now receive her mark, and be damned forever!
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Sep 19, 2002 | I never really got the concept of online auctions. It's still a little alien to me. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Sep 10, 2002 | Saddam Hussein - insane madman, vicious dictator and fabulous rap star?
to Wackos by kade |
| Friday Aug 16, 2002 | Apocalyptic predictions are frequently made but soon forgotten after they fail to come true.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Friday Aug 9, 2002 | Overweening computer advocacy meets an amazing incapacity for humor in the remarkably unfunny #!/usr/bin/perl, the sitcom.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Thursday Aug 1, 2002 | If you're desperate for a little lovin' and don't have any potential prospects in sight, you might want to hire 'professional help'. But, what if their prices are just too steep for you? While some people have sought the kindness of others to help them through a financially difficult time, others may need more fundamental assistance.
to Wackos by rich |
| Saturday Jul 20, 2002 | Are scientists afraid of
Ed Conrad? He has proof that man is as old as coal and that there is life after death. He's been posting the evidence to Usenet for years and even has his own fan newsgroup. How long can he be denied? to Wackos by nelson |
| Tuesday Jul 2, 2002 | Over the past few weeks, lots of people
(enough for
search engines to notice)
have received
email
from
"Ryan and Jacob"
that begins:
"There is something extremely wrong with every single person in this
world. They seem to be part of a pointless
simulation"
After some Matrix-inspired
philosophical rambling,
the authors present a puzzle
to lead
dedicated searchers
to "their"
homepage
(and possibly a
second one)
which is owned by
Anthony Bourov (who works for
the Web hosting company called
addr.com).
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jun 12, 2002 | Fresh off his appearance with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and those Star Wars geeks on the Conan O'Brien show, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster makes his web presence known. Watch for him on a city street or a Renaissance Faire near you.
to Wackos by lampbane |
| Friday Jun 7, 2002 | Some very bizarre people have so much free time, they write clones of Dance Dance Revolution in Python. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Friday May 31, 2002 | Tom Wells encourages you to visit one of his other sites. You can donate to his 2004 presidential campaign, but only if you have never literally slapped OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER directly in the face.
to Wackos by sylvar |
| Friday May 3, 2002 | History is rife with would be mediums such as Margery Crandon, the Fox Sisters, and Lamar Keene who turned out to be fakes.
The latest batch includes James Van Praagh,
Sylvia Browne, George Anderson, and most notably John Edward.
Let's just say I am a bit skeptical. to Wackos by brainwave |
| Wednesday Apr 17, 2002 | I'm sure all of you have gaped in awe at the cracked genius of
Gene Ray's Time Cube
(and the
Joanie Loves
Chachi-like spin-off sites
abovegod and
thegreatestthinker).
Now,
witness
his historic
lecture and debate at MIT.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Apr 10, 2002 | Indigarden said it best: "His name Khai. He smoke bong. He this height and this long. Cum see the videos!" to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Mar 26, 2002 | As of March, 2000, THEY represent about 95 to 98 percent of the total Earth population.
YOU KNOW IT. YOU FEEL IT. to Wackos by moose |
| Thursday Mar 14, 2002 | Presenting... The Tale of Sockpuppetta: Sock Jedi. to Wackos by netcowboy |
| Wednesday Mar 13, 2002 | The International Weasel Information Society (IWIS) is trying to save the poor weasel from its tarnished reputation. Now who will save the rat? The Rat Fan Club!
to Wackos by caspian |
| Thursday Dec 13, 2001 | The Forever Britney Network worries that a campaign of terror is being waged against Ms. Spears. In fact, he has a theory and an MP3 audio book on the subject. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday Nov 30, 2001 | I can't even think of any witty way to describe this Japanese pop music video sung by guys wearing only fig leaves.
to Wackos by onigame |
| Thursday Nov 15, 2001 | The hardest cored conspiracy theorist Bill Cooper, author of Behold a Pale Horse, bites the bullet for the last time.
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Oct 18, 2001 |
Jordan Maxwell
is convinced that the
so-called "United States"
is in reality a corporation founded in 1868, which has tricked us into paying it
so-called "income taxes"
for the past 133 years.
Luckily, you can
buy your freedom
for only $995 - check out the
the Ex/Repatriation FAQ.
(Or perhaps you'd like an
"International Driver's Permit"
instead.)
to Wackos by voidptr |
| Thursday Oct 11, 2001 | Drop porn, not bombs!
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Saturday Oct 6, 2001 | The Zodiac was a San Francisco-based
serial killer who wore
a bizarre
costume, sent coded messages
to the police and newspapers, and was never
apprehended. There were many
Zodiac suspects, but
none stranger than...BATMAN! to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Saturday Sep 8, 2001 | Hi. My name is Sperel. I am a goose. to Wackos by voidptr |
| Tuesday Aug 21, 2001 | Statue Molesters: As if the pigeons weren't bad enough.
to Wackos by fool |
| Friday Aug 10, 2001 | Funny. You always seemed like such a nice person. The quiet type. Kept yourself to yourself maybe, but at least you kept your lawn mowed and always waved hello. Who knew?
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Have you been-denied your ability for the bring of the evidence into the court, or had the evidence by the misrepresentation and distortion?
Well then it's time to glue a $1 stamp to a piece of cardboard, learn to speak truth languge, and attend THE David-Wynn: Miller seminars.
to Wackos by saucy |
| Sunday Aug 5, 2001 | It turns out that obsessive collection runs in the family.
to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Jul 29, 2001 | I don't know what's scarier about this girl: the fact she has two hundred pens or that she has a name for every single one.
to Wackos by kade |
| Tuesday Jul 24, 2001 | See Freck. See Freck's feet. See Freck
cut off his feet with a guillotine. Run, Freck, run! to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Sunday Jul 22, 2001 | Three reasons why you shouldn't try to shake soft-drink machines to get a free drink: (1) You won't get a free drink. (2) If the machine falls on you, it will kill you. (3) Your distraught parents might put up a Web site about the stupid way you died. to Wackos by tregoweth |
| Sunday Jul 15, 2001 | "Hi, my name is Tiffany and when I grow up -- I wanna be a penthouse pet!"
to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Jul 1, 2001 | Yes, those monarchs were crazy. But not just Caligula and "Mad King" George III. Sample many others, including Murad IV, who hated women -- a lot!, and Ludwig II of Bavaria -- who build some crazy castles (Why do all roads lead to Disney?) to Wackos by keiths |
| Thursday Jun 28, 2001 | Famous Scientologists perform the songs of L. Ron Hubbard. I'm not kidding, listen to John Travolta, Leif Garrett, and Frank Stallone belt out gospel like praises. You definatly need to be a very advanced thetan to appreciate this crap. to Wackos by skallas |
| Tuesday Jun 12, 2001 | Worst resume EVER! to Wackos by fringehead |
| Sunday Jun 10, 2001 | Who can save you from the WORST
EVER DEADLY WORLDWIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GOD!?! Schizophrenic
target of The Conspiracy® Francis E. Dec, Esq.—YOUR
ONLY
HOPE FOR
A
FUTURE!!! (Warning:
Not for sensitive readers.) to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday May 30, 2001 | Otherkin are people who for
various reasons do not
believe they are human. Some of us are really nuts.
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Monday May 28, 2001 | Morrissey...or Morris-SEER? Veganmozfan
believes The Smiths' frontman
had visions of Princess
Diana's death. You be the
judge. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday May 25, 2001 | Possess the souls of the famous for a fee! A legion of celebrities awaits you, from Dr. Seuss to Tojo. All brought to you by some dubious royalty. to Wackos by fringehead |
| People do strange things to trees. to Wackos by tregoweth |
| Wednesday May 23, 2001 | 666 Watch - your source on all things 666, especially biochip implants, barcodes and that perennial Bible-fan classic - rock music. to Wackos by wheezer |
| Tuesday May 15, 2001 | Instead of worrying what video games are doing to kids, perhaps we should be worrying about what some parents are doing to their kids.
to Wackos by dnm |
| Wednesday May 9, 2001 | Those who seek to keep their heads in the clouds would do well to remember
that which goes up must come down.
to Wackos by joshua |
| Monday May 7, 2001 | Kinky morris dancers. Does it hurt? to Wackos by sam |
| Thursday Apr 26, 2001 | For devout pie-fetishers who find themselves unable to cope without Pie-Magination, please direct your browsers to Chrissy LeCreme - the only weather channel-loving country-singing hetero cross-dresser whom craves pies in the face. to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Apr 8, 2001 | The system dynamics analysis of a religious experience
establishes a scientific basis for the core of religion. That is, seen from the outside all religions are diverse, but at the very essence or core of each religion resides the sacred structure and essence of religion. The analysis presented here of this structure and essence forms a general theory of religion.
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Friday Apr 6, 2001 | In today's fast-paced world wide web, pointlessness is the key to success. Bearing this in mind, Fluxus Research's archive of doorknobs has got to be one of the strongest contenders in recent times.
to Wackos by wheezer |
| Wednesday Mar 28, 2001 | Forget astrology and tea leaves - when I want to know my future, I have Sylvester Stallone's mom look at my butt. to Wackos by kapital |
| Tuesday Mar 27, 2001 | What do you do with more than fifty desperate and scary voice mails from an ex? Put them up on the web, naturally. And sell merchandise. I really want to know more about the other half of this equation.
to Wackos by mercaptan |
| Friday Mar 16, 2001 | Few sites on the web can match the moral strength of The Hunger Site or The Rainforest Site. Nevertheless, there are some other poignant cries for help out there. Teens who hate their parents, mothers in search of diaper coupons, and women seeking donut cream recipes all vie for attention and your help on The Shameless Begging Board. Not to be outdone, Colleen is building a LEGO house in her Ivy League dorm room, and needs you to send her your spare LEGOS. to Wackos by therubal |
| Tuesday Mar 13, 2001 | "My name is Tom Kraemer. I created the picture of the girl above on a computer. She does not actually exist. Since creating the picture, I have fallen in love with the girl in the image. She is, you might say, my "dream girl". I know this might sound strange, but I have to find the girl who matches this image."
to Wackos by kade |
| Wednesday Feb 28, 2001 | No matter how you feel about adult babies, you'll definitely get creeped out by Baby Pants. Not because he's wearing a diaper, but because he's wearing a Stone Cold Steve Austin mask.
to Wackos by roo |
| Tuesday Feb 27, 2001 | Too depressed to get to the doctor to refill your Prozac?
Hiroyuki Nishigaki
has the secret method to "GOOD-BYE Depression":
CONSTRICTING ANUS 100 times
daily.
to Wackos by skyhook |
| Saturday Feb 17, 2001 | Frank Tymon
has written
English
lessons for people who don't know what a letter is.
(Lesson two has examples from the
other
half of the alphabet.)
Also,
lose
weight.
to Wackos by belford |
| Gorgeous, sex-crazed she-demons are after me! Is this a big problem or a adolescent fantasy? Apparently, it's both.
to Wackos by pjammer |
| I hate clowns. I hate them a lot. Especially Bingo and the circle of hell he occupies.
to Wackos by sungo |
| Just in case you had to be reminded, the Internet is a very big place. Big enough to hold The Rick Springfield Fan Club, a William Shatner Impersonator, and.. umm.. a 47-year-old divorced Peter Pan. We're at a loss.
to Wackos by fringehead |
| Friday Jan 12, 2001 | At what point does a business meeting go so bad that someone says "Let's bring in a Scantily Leather Clad Dom Clown to be our Meeting Facilitator"? to Wackos by skyhook |
| Thursday Jan 11, 2001 | Who's really running the world? Secret satanic "internationalists" or hideous bipedal iguanas? Perhaps we should be more worried about becoming CIA sex slaves.
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Mel Lyman proved that a career
in folk music is the
best place to start a career as a cult leader before deciding that you are,
in fact, God Himself.
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jan 10, 2001 | Gary Spivey
must be psychic --
check out that hair! to Wackos by tregoweth |
| Friday Jan 5, 2001 | The Antichrist has been found by some smart fellers who say the Prince of Darkness is none other than the Prince of Wales. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Vigilante justice is, I think, a pretty common theme among the wackos of the world, but against oneself?
to Wackos by djinn |
| Tuesday Jan 2, 2001 | George Kranz is a scary man. He provides JonBenet sex dolls to convicts, demands an industry standard of 30-40ccs of semen per cumshot in porno films and hunts for Boat People off the coast of Cuba. I personally like the posts in his guestbook from outraged vistors -- "Dude, I hope this is all satire. If not, may the FBI hunt you down and disembowel you; allowing many bad, bad things to happen to you first... maybe your own bukkake?" to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Dec 31, 2000 | Michael "Mucko" McDermott, the software tester who allegedly gunned down seven co-workers on Dec. 26, was an active Internet geek. Among his online activities, he registered the domain name mucko.com, actively posted on Usenet and established an Amazon wish list. to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Dec 24, 2000 | Only NotMilk.com would misquote the same New York Times article that mentioned the site. to Wackos by djinn |
| Saturday Dec 23, 2000 |
Pornography, art and the fine line in between... to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Dec 21, 2000 | If you're female, single, located in Toronto and like to live dangerously, please contact Wayne Manzo. He's desparately seeking a "Human" Scully to help him uncover the secret "Alien Race" in America. (However, he has one requirement -- "Please no alien bitches like Helen Hunt. I don't feel like being killed by an 'Alien Bitch' just so she can bring me back as her connected, telepathic, scanning slave.")
to Wackos by kade |
| Bonsai Kitten - dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets. (It's just not for people who weren't loved as children!) to Wackos by kade |
| Monday Dec 18, 2000 | Heather Smith claims to have discovered the ultimate conspiracy behind the "wrongful conviction" of Timothy McVeigh.
to Wackos by kade |
| Saturday Dec 16, 2000 | Meet "Vinnie the Tampon Case Distributor," a very sensitive feminist who puts a disturbing graphic of a bloodied man on his tampon cases. to Wackos by skallas |
| Wednesday Dec 13, 2000 | The latest extreme in body modification isn't cheap -- in fact, it'll cost you an arm and a leg. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Tuesday Dec 12, 2000 | The internet has exposed me to a wide array of unusual sexual fetishes. While I try to be as tolerant I can be, I draw the line at people who fantasize over the Columbine High shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. to Wackos by kade |
| Wednesday Dec 6, 2000 | Sumo wrestlers +
Sailor Moon = something
freakishly awful. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Tuesday Nov 28, 2000 | By gum, I sure do love militias with a sense of humor. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Wednesday Nov 22, 2000 | Take a single guy obsessed with Gymnastics, someone from an AOL chatroom claiming to be Olympic gymnast Dominique Moceanu, add a bunch of lawsuits and you have Defamation And Dominique. to Wackos by kade |
| Sunday Nov 19, 2000 | There's no need to hire expensive geophysicists or New-Agey dowsers when THE LORD tells you where to find profitable oil wells! You heathens would never dream of replacing your petroleum engineers with bible scholars, but that's why you don't work at Ness Energy - founded to "distribute God's SUPERNATURAL WEALTH to God's end-time ministries." Strangely, God's supernatural wealth has not translated into supernatural returns for Ness's shareholders - but we here at memepool are pretty sure it's just God's way of testing the faith of the flock. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Saturday Nov 18, 2000 | Sometimes you need the right tool for the right job. When you want to haul 4,000 pounds of construction material from Florida to Maryland, a VW Jetta is probably not the right tool. Don't try this at home. Actually, don't try this anywhere. to Wackos by mdm |
| Wednesday Nov 15, 2000 | Children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of your womb is a reward! Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of your youth. Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them. to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Nov 10, 2000 | Bukkake? Yawn.
Extreme body
modifcation? Don't bore me.
Live video of a man being
stoned to death?
Such things do not bother me now that I've seen the true face of
horror:
photoshopping
cat photos
and staging
page after page
of
bizarre
party scenes with them.
Lovecraft had nothing on
this.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Nov 9, 2000 | Our Turkish friend Mahir is back. And yes, he's still looking to "invitate" one very lucky girl to his home. to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Nov 2, 2000 | Dancing, in its many forms, is a very natural thing. But someone always has to take it too far: Dancing with cats and dancing with dogs. to Wackos by imploded |
| Monday Oct 23, 2000 | Barkless tomatoes, Doctor Randall's Nose Cleaner, and the back of Tracy Malone's head are all For Sale By Mental Patient in a convincing parody of other online wackos. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Sunday Oct 22, 2000 | Proponents of life extension suggest reduced-calorie diets as a means of extending life.
Noone has taken this as dangerously far as the Breatharians.
Breatharians, such as Jasmuheen, believe they can survive almost entirely on "liquid light."
However, even the most practiced Breatharians, such as Wiley Brooks, occasionally sneak into a 7-11 for a chicken pot-pie and a slurpee.
to Wackos by joshua |
| When the most well-known single rich guys are girlfriend-beating psychos, twice-divorced overweight actors or pathetic self-absorbed hacks, only the most motivated gold-diggers still want to marry a millionaire. Since we now know that money's not everything and technology geeks will rule the future, Who Wants to Marry a SysAdmin? to Wackos by pjammer |
| Friday Oct 20, 2000 | How to photograph little girls in a Lolita barely-legal manner. Models of ages 7-11 can start looking trampy immediately. Wait, that's not a fair comparision, Lolita was 12. to Wackos by skallas |
| Tuesday Oct 10, 2000 | Why be a namby-pamby vegetarian or a half-baked vegan when you can reject capitalism, meat, money, and fresh food entirely? Become a freegan today. Advantages include the thrill of dumpster diving, membership in a proud elite, and drinking urine. to Wackos by fringehead |
| Saturday Oct 7, 2000 | Meet Mary the Gentle Dominant Princess...who's looking for her Prince Charming. But if you really want to call her up, she repeatedly mentions that she requires you to read a page describing an intricate, step by step ritual of efficiency designed to screen out flakes and losers...as well as anyone who'd dare put his own needs above her slightest whims. She also states that every other page on her site must be read, and she'll quiz you on them to make sure. Mary has been looking for her special someone for years now, and she'll probably be looking for many more years to come...considering that she'd require her husband to get rid of his pets (she sees them as competing with her for his attention) and never ride a motorcycle again, as well as quitting any job involving danger or travelling - and that's just for starters. On top of that, yet another rule is that a would-be suitor must bring a gift of money to her before she'll even go ahead with the date...but that's solely to earn the privilege of being in her company: even though she's not religious, she's very adamantly against premarital sexual activity. to Wackos by monde |
| Friday Sep 29, 2000 | Have you ever thought your company's mission statement was strange or boring?
Take some inspiration from the Planetary Activation Organization
and go nuts! to Wackos by veblen |
| Monday Sep 25, 2000 | I've found the next Jon-Benet Ramsey or one really perverse mother-daughter relationship. (She even has a fan club! - Note the majority of her members are male, aged 25-45. *WINK!*) to Wackos by kade |
| Saturday Sep 23, 2000 | Death by LSD flashback, the evils of TV's Bewitched, and hippies all presented by uber-nut Jack T. Chick. to Wackos by skallas |
| Wednesday Sep 20, 2000 | Crazy Drunk Guy is, well, a crazy drunk guy who calls up people and hassles them at work. to Wackos by crikey |
| Wednesday Sep 13, 2000 | Say hello to JuJuBee! Young JuJuBee is a DJ licker. What is a DJ licker you ask? A DJ licker is someone who makes it their personal mission to lick the heads of as many rave DJ's as possible. Ugh, E-tards. MDMA is bad for you, mmm'kay?
to Wackos by kade |
| Monday Sep 11, 2000 | People who do extreme cosplay scare me. to Wackos by kade |
| Saturday Sep 9, 2000 | See one man's effort to restore the most popular crosswalk in Durham, NH.
to Wackos by kade |
| Tuesday Sep 5, 2000 | Unfortunately, this is what happens when you can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Especially if you're the type that sits around waiting for computers to magically become self-aware. Failed technological predictions are nothing new, especially for uber-nerd A.C. Clarke. to Wackos by skallas |
| Friday Sep 1, 2000 | Pete Cooper is one wacky brit. However, his love for McDonalds really scares me. to Wackos by kade |
| Thursday Aug 31, 2000 | The pathetic and very sexually frustrating quest to build a female android continues unabated. Even academia can't resist bringing V.I.C.I. to life.
to Wackos by skallas |
| Thursday Aug 10, 2000 | The Retarded Ravers of America. If this site doesn't convince you that E is bad for you, nothing will. to Wackos by kade |
| Saturday Aug 5, 2000 | From the person who brought you TimeCube comes
AboveGod, which is basically more of the same. It's still all about the time cube and the evils of one day. He has added racism and anti-semitism to the mix for the first time, though. to Wackos by keith |
| Wednesday Jul 26, 2000 | So. Interested in paying $7.95 to a wife-beating football pro lie his ass off online? Get your credit card out and Ask OJ. (Hurry, prices go up to $9.95 on July 27th) to Wackos by pjammer |
| Monday Jul 24, 2000 | What is the best way to increase traffic to your site? Search engine placements? Blase. Spam? Sure, if you want to be ping-flooded by angry users. Banner ads? Too expensive. Infect yourself with athlete's foot and chronicle your day-to-day activities online? Of course! to Wackos by pjammer |
| Wednesday Jul 19, 2000 | "I am Curry. A slim and handsome race car driver." I dig the moustache. to Wackos by idat |
| Tuesday Jul 18, 2000 |
