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Monday
Mar 5, 2007
Mr. Muggles is the real hero of Heroes.
to Television by roo
Sunday
Aug 28, 2005
Like ice cream and minature pies, monkeys and the Simpsons were meant for each other. So, naturally, somebody has made a (non-exhaustive) list of the monkey mentions and sightings in the series. (This is not to be confused with the more general simian sightings, which include bigfoot and gorillas).
to Television by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jul 12, 2005
With a DVD and a some image stiching software, you can create panoramas of the backgrounds of your favorite TV shows.
to Television by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jun 21, 2005
Reality TV's finest moment occured in April on "Showdog Moms and Dads" when Happy, the crotch-fixated dog, attacked a stranger and was defended by his.. unusual owner. "In my vagina two times he bite me. but his teeths are very small and they don't damage very much. Just, they pinch!"
to Television by riotnrrd
Friday
May 27, 2005
Celebrate the return of the most popular TV show in BBC history by rolling your own Dr. Who theme song.
to Television by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Apr 20, 2005
Showing us once again that there is nothing too obscure for enshrinement on the web, Maudies Domain is the German portal for all your Maude Flanders trivia, worship, and fanfic needs.
to Television by riotnrrd
Saturday
Feb 19, 2005
Get out your twanger and play with your balls.
to Television by nucleus
Thursday
Jan 27, 2005
Johnny Carson may have been a great TV host, but he was not without his cringe-inducing lapses of taste.
to Television by riotnrrd
Sunday
Jan 23, 2005
Hurka and other 80s TV commercials from Hungary.
to Television by fool
Friday
Nov 19, 2004
"You are nothing without your robot car. NOTHING!" So build your own replica of KITT and rest assured that you are somebody special.
to Television by riotnrrd
Thursday
May 6, 2004
19 reasons why 10.5 was full of shit.
to Television by yoyology
Thursday
Apr 15, 2004
"Hams should be seen as well as heard."
to Television by yoyology
Wednesday
Jan 21, 2004
For gay and bisexual fans of "Space: 1999" (all two of you), there is finally a mailing list.
to Television by riotnrrd
Friday
Aug 29, 2003
Kinchan and Katori Shingo's Zen Nihon Kasou Taisho is an amazing talent show and the source of many amusing videos (including "Matrix Pong" and "Magic Shadow").
to Television by joshua
Thursday
Aug 21, 2003
In retrospect, the combination of reality TV and porn was inevitable.
to Television by riotnrrd
Friday
Apr 4, 2003
Banzai is a (potentially offensive) gameshow which revolves around viewers making bets about unusual situations narrorated by a particularly thick-accented announcer. One of the more notable segments is "Lady One Question" in which viewers bet how long an interviewer can keep an interviewee talking after asking just one question and afterwards doing nothing.
to Television by fool
Tuesday
Mar 25, 2003
Back after a year's absence, TV Go Home returns to its deeply bitter (and hilarious) spoofing of the BBC Radio Times TV listings. As with any satire worth its salt, TvGoHome is itself the subject of mockery.
to Television by riotnrrd
Thursday
Feb 27, 2003
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say: Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor? Rest in Peace, Mr. Rogers.
to Television by fatherdan
Friday
Feb 21, 2003
You weren't the only kid traumatized by TV production company logos, like Screen Gems' creepy "S from Hell."
to Television by tregoweth
Saturday
Jan 25, 2003
Whether you're a Thunderbirds fan or a stop-motion animation lover, the Supermarionation site is a must-visit.
to Television by shadow
Thursday
Jan 16, 2003
How good are meteorologists? NORTHERN ILLINOIS STORM LAB takes a stab at answering that question for part of the US. They have the method, they have the answers. I wonder if they'll get any results? There's also some interesting info explaining how storm predictions are made.
to Television by thurston
Tuesday
Dec 10, 2002
For those of you who got bored with the original (and all of the many spinoff series), there's still novelty for you: From the people that brought you the Turkish Wizard of Oz, you now can enjoy Turkish Star Trek.
to Television by isosceles
Monday
Aug 19, 2002
What do Anna Nicole Smith, Buffy the Vampire-Slayer and Enterprise have in common? They all suck, they're all from outer space and they are all mercilessly, yet lovingly reviewed by people at Television Without Pity who are clearly smart enough to be embarrassed at the amount of time they spend thinking about this stuff.
to Television by attila
Friday
Aug 9, 2002
Although it seems that Davey and Goliath are making a return to TV, the Christian efforts of Ned Flanders have not gone unnoticed. In fact, an upcoming religious festival features a tribute night that promises a lookalike contest and the tribute band Ned Zeppelin. To hear (realplayer needed) it from the organizer Ned is both humble and faithful though not necessarily all a joke.
to Television by gsean
Friday
Jul 26, 2002
Jerry Springer. Love him or hate him, he's a part of our world. His show has even been used in a college research experiment. But I don't watch the show for Jerry, or the loons on the show. I watch it for Steve Wilkos, the head bouncer. Yum!
to Television by moose
Wednesday
Jul 17, 2002
When not destroying space monsters with his devastating Specium Ray, Ultraman makes for a delicious dessert.
to Television by fatherdan
Sesame Street may have expanded their horizons recently, but Bert and Ernie's coming out at Sundance was not well-received by their owners.
to Television by fringehead
Monday
Jul 1, 2002
Neither Linux on a wristwatch nor a wristwatch camera have quite the panache of the Seiko TV Watch ( circa 1982.)
to Television by joshua
Friday
Jun 21, 2002
Television spinoffs are one thing, but a fictional universe that contains multiple shows is another. NBC is a good example: Kramer from Seinfeld is the landlord of Paul Buckman (from Mad About You)'s bachelor apartment; Ursula from Mad About You is the twin sister of Phoebe from Friends. In addition, Urkel from Family Matters (itself a spinoff of Perfect Strangers) crashed a jet back into the cast of Step By Step -- one of whose characters, Dana, made an appearance on the show Boy Meets World. While the obvious motive for such connections is increased marketshare (after all, link a new series to a known good one to increase brand recognition), it's amusing that the linking series almost always outlive the linked ones.
to Television by isosceles
Thursday
May 30, 2002
Some people like Airwolf so much, they're willing to write Airwolf fanfiction. Or start Airwolf clubs. Or cast Cheech Marin in imaginary Airwolf sequels. I guess there must not be a lot for Airwolf fans to do in Sweden...
to Television by isosceles
Wednesday
Apr 10, 2002
So you'd like to learn more about Transformers, eh? The site seibertron.com certainly has the information you need. It's just not clear where the girly pics fit in. Diva Bomb! Transform!
to Television by isosceles
Monday
Apr 8, 2002
If the automobile had not been invented, then Knight Rider would be Mr. Ed.
to Television by isosceles
In celebration of the 75th Anniversary of the invention of television, efforts are underway to revive the name of Philo Farnsworth, an Idaho farmboy who is said to have conceived of the idea at age 14, and created a working model at age 21.
to Television by borges
Tuesday
Mar 26, 2002
If Transformers,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,Voltron,GI Joe, and He-Man were the first tier of cheesy 80's cartoons, and if Go-Bots, ThunderCats, MASK, and Silverhawks were the second tier, then I can imagine a third tier of also-rans: Dinosaucers, TigerSharks, Jem,Turbo Teen, and the incomparable Street Frogs!
to Television by isosceles
Tuesday
Feb 19, 2002
For the TV addict in all of us, TV Episode Lists By Menu! Now I can prove that I didn't hallucinate Mel Brook's short-lived TV show When Things Were Rotten (unfortunately not available on DVD). On another note, I both love and hate the internet for taking over my mind with the theme song.
to Television by peterb
Thursday
Feb 14, 2002
Many Finnish children's programs get dubbed for export. Most of the dubs are good, but some are not so good, particularly those from a company called "Agapio Racing Team". Here's some serious evidence why some movies and TV programs should not get dubbed.
to Television by wwwwolf
Thursday
Jan 17, 2002
Long before the critically acclaimed series "Oz", "The Sopranos", and "Sex & the City", "Not Necessarily the News" (based on the Britcom series "Not the Nine O'Clock News" which launched Rowan 'Mr. Bean' Atkinson's career) was the only reason to have HBO in the early 1980s besides "Fraggle Rock."
to Television by rich
Wednesday
Jan 16, 2002
It's the greatest children's cartoon show you never saw: Li'l Bill and Hill & Friends!
to Television by boneyard
Tuesday
Jan 15, 2002
If we can send Nixon to China, why can't we send Oprah to Dave?
to Television by boneyard
Friday
Nov 16, 2001
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it!!
to Television by lucky
Tuesday
Oct 30, 2001
Ah, Benny Hill. We hardly knew ye...
to Television by saucy
Saturday
Oct 13, 2001
"Thunder ... thunder ... thunder THUNDERCATS, HO!!!!!"
Those of us who grew up in the 80's will remember that refrain from an after-school animated series starring anthropomorphic cats in a never-ending battle against the evil forces of Mumm-ra. Like anything that appeals to larval geeks, the show has spawned a number of high-quality fansites. There's even a Thundercats: The Movie prank, complete with a teaser poster, a phony press release, a fake interview and a fictional article about Thundercats' ahem "original NC-17 content" involving the lovely Cheetara. But nostalgia is nothing compared to the side-splitting experience of hearing the familiar voices of Lion-O, Snarf and Panthro curse like sailors in the Thundercats outtakes archive.
to Television by pjammer
Wednesday
Oct 10, 2001
Cartoon Network's "I Am Weasel" features a surprising number of celebrity voices. In addition to regular cast member and Star Trek icon Michael Dorn, additional voices include George Segal, Dom DeLuise, Loretta "Hot Lips" Swit, Phyllis Diller, Ed McMahon, Bronson "Don't Be Ridiculous" Pinchot, and, of course, "Who's The Boss" and Lifetime Movie melodrama superstar Judith Light.
to Television by roo
Friday
Sep 14, 2001
Enterprise, Star Trek series V, debuts September 26th. So get your geek on: download the tv promos, scope the latest crotch candy and check out the theme song from the commercial (Wherever You Go by The Calling). Paramount has been getting a lot of mileage out of their "new" design for the Enterprise, but Hello! I think we know an Akira Class when we see one! (Akira Class designed by Alex Jaeger for the film 'First Contact' (1996) and appeared in episodes of Voyager and Deep Space Nine.)
to Television by cricket
Friday
Sep 7, 2001
Can't wait for Buffy and Angel to premiere in a few weeks? Don't want to resort to writing fan fiction for your fix? Try pondering over the moral ambiguities and ethical quandries of the Buffyverse.
to Television by lampbane
Tuesday
Aug 21, 2001
Wil Wheaton, often vilified for his role as Star Trek's Wesley Crusher, has grown up to have a bit of time on his hands.
to Television by riddle
Monday
Aug 6, 2001
When sweeps week hits children's TV - Artoo and Threepio pay a visit to Sesame Street.
to Television by gsean
Friday
Aug 3, 2001
The reason Christopher Lowell's show on The Discovery Channel is so fascinating is not his remarkable interior decorating skills, it's just that he's so refreshingly gay!
to Television by ron2112
Sunday
Jul 22, 2001
Theory has it that a test-tube DNA meld between Barney the dinosaur, a proto-Teletubby, a random mix of Sid and Marty Krofftian genes, and a small scraping from Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo could possibly produce a being like Furnitures, the Great Brown Oaf. This seems to be a kid's TV show...and it would be the most utterly absurd kid's show I have ever come across, but I can't find any broadcast times or dates, or stations. Maybe it's happening on a cable network in another reality zone. (Co-stars bear distant resemblance to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.)
to Television by monde
Sunday
Jul 15, 2001
Blast from the past: SCTV was rebroadcast on local late-night network TV last night, reminded me of all the people that came through The Second City.
to Television by aimz
Saturday
Jul 14, 2001
Cartoonist Jhonen Vasquez has created an animated series for Nickelodeon called Invader Zim. It should appeal to fans of his comic, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
to Television by roo
Sunday
Jul 8, 2001
How could a TV pilot about the adventures of a super-intelligent renegade astronaut and his talking motorcycle NOT get picked up by a network? Only the monkeys at Fox can answer that, but to experience the genius of the award-winning never-aired Heat Vision and Jack pilot, try to stomach the 301 Mb MPEG (or smaller RealPlayer versions)download. After the strip-club finale, you'll be saying "All monkey trash shall dance on Paragon's lap" in no time.
to Television by saucy
Friday
Jul 6, 2001
Some people take what they see on The Sopranos and go a bit too far. Others star in The Sopranos and go even farther.
to Television by dnm
Thursday
Jul 5, 2001
Haven't kept up on the X-Files? Here's an eBook which makes sense of the mythology, clearly and concisely.
to Television by shadow
Tuesday
Jun 26, 2001
Sick of awards that don't mention the best part of your sad little life? Help pick the Best Supporting Character on The Simpsons on The Road to Springfield. My money's on Frink (mngw-hey!).
to Television by sylvar
Tuesday
Jun 19, 2001
While the excellent BBC TV show, The Royle Family, is no where near as popular as other cable shows, it still might be ready for Prime Time and has inspired a few fan sites.
to Television by rsf
Sunday
Jun 17, 2001
Television and film actress Maura Tierney is just really fantastic, .so thinks this fan, who has also written a thoughtful analysis of the television show News Radio.
to Television by borges
Thursday
Jun 14, 2001
It's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot! Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal!
to Television by mercaptan
Thursday
Jun 7, 2001
PBS's Frontline: Merchants of Cool investigation shows how corporations create and monopolize cultural trends. The teen interview section is very telling, they seem to know they're being manipulated but still go along for the ride.
to Television by skallas
Friday
May 25, 2001
The $20,000 ZIG. Watch it, even if you are tired of AYB.
to Television by dnm
Sunday
May 13, 2001
Humans are not the center of all life in the universe, money and sex will always be important, and every good fleet needs massive scary warships. Andromeda is the anti-Star Trek.
to Television by lampbane
Thirteen.org is hosting a great looking Buckminster Fuller site, but you'll have to go to the Fuller Institute to buy the toys like the Vector Flexor.
to Television by skallas
Monday
Apr 16, 2001
Allison Silverman's diary provides insight on what it's like to be a writer for the The Daily Show.
to Television by george
Friday
Apr 13, 2001
The cancellation of Doctor Who by the BBC over a decade ago has left fans of the series a bit hungry for more. Fortunately, people like The Federation have been making fan videos "since the Reagan administration". One of their recent efforts is to get some Doctor Who out on the web. "Make a 6 minute video and we'll put it on our website!" they say. And they have. Supposedly, one of them isn't even a complete joke. Personally, I recommend the 6 Minute Time Slacker video. If you're not screeching "FISHYSNAX" by the time it's over, there's something wrong with you.
to Television by dha
Thursday
Apr 5, 2001
A Perfect Evening's TV - crazy british humor featuring, amongst others, Public Enemys' Flava Flav, Coco the Coco Pops monkey, and of course Wendy Richards' Ass.
to Television by wheezer
Tuesday
Mar 27, 2001
Despite what Nelvana would have you believe, most of the characters on CardCaptors are probably gay. Or engaged in pedophilic relationships. Watch the uncensored Japanese version instead.
to Television by lampbane
Wednesday
Mar 21, 2001
There's an old story about The Newlywed Game, where Bob Eubanks asks a woman the strangest place she and her husband have made whoopie, and she replies, "That'd be the butt, Bob". According to everyone from TV Guide to the alt.folklore.urban FAQ, it's an urban legend. But this page has a 1977 clip from the game show that says otherwise.
to Television by roo
Tuesday
Mar 20, 2001
Every time I take the NYC subway I see ads for the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus that read, "No one ever said they wanted to run away and join a video game." But isn't that what Captain N: The Game Master was all about?
to Television by lampbane
Monday
Mar 19, 2001
Bugs Bunny is a cross-dresser, the Smurfs are communist, and Scrappy Doo is a human/dog hybrid. Maybe we really should stop watching cartoons after puberty.
to Television by lampbane
Wednesday
Mar 7, 2001
Yes, an analysis of Survivor, by the guy who brought you The Prisoner Experiment.
to Television by mpc
Friday
Feb 2, 2001
I've seen a few episodes of Scrapheap Challenge (or, Junkyard Wars, as it's known in the more combative USA), and it's great fun. The official sites are about what you'd expect, but the NERDS answer all the interesting questions from their experiences on the show.
to Television by gator
Wednesday
Jan 31, 2001
As if you needed another reason to put off finding a girlfriend: Gerry Anderson's Thunderbirds and Space: 1999 are finally being released on DVD, in the States, in their entirety. Anderson's model studio developed the techniques and trained the artists who made 2001: A Space Odyssey, Star Wars, James Bond, Batman, Krull, Alien, Aliens, and Dragonheart.
to Television by cricket
Tuesday
Jan 30, 2001
Ever wondered what a Battlestar Galactica Daggit really was? The shocking truth revealed.
to Television by loothi
Saturday
Jan 27, 2001
Full House, Charles in Charge, Ally McBeal, Perfect Strangers - these shows (and many others) raise significant cultural questions. Most importantly, who would you kill?
to Television by wheezer
Wednesday
Jan 17, 2001
Admit it, geek. You can recite the following opening credit voice-over by heart: "The year is 1987, and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot, Captain William 'Buck' Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth ... five hundred years later " First released in 1979, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century's two-year run enjoyed syndicated play throughout the early/mid-eighties and introduced a generation of teenagers to memorable characters like Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, all the while keeping horomone-crazed adolecent boys glued to their television sets in hopes of catching an extended scene featuring the luscious Col. Wilma Deering (played by actress Erin Gray).
to Television by pjammer
Saturday
Jan 6, 2001
Why is everyone so infatuated with "reality" TV? There are shows about dogs, marines, guns, hitchhikers, classified ads, really old people, novelists, and home decorating. There are at least six million fan sites, blogs, news sites, and application sites. What's next?
to Television by djinn
Friday
Jan 5, 2001
Scooby Scooby Doo, where are you? And how could you?
to Television by moose
Wednesday
Dec 27, 2000
After being bounced from three networks, noted film critic Jay Sherman is back!
to Television by tregoweth
Thursday
Dec 21, 2000
For those in extreme need of a hobby: see if you qualify to stalk William Shatner.
to Television by dha
Thursday
Dec 14, 2000
Whenever guests from out-of-town visit me in New York City, they're always bothering me about getting tickets for television show tapings. Some shows are easier to get tickets for than others. My secret? Audiences Unlimited. They offer free tickets to over 60 television shows if you're in New York or Los Angeles. But, if you're in the mood for something a little more intellectual (and you live in the Philadelphia area), I recommend that you sign up for tickets to Justice Talking -- National Public Radio's town hall-style forum that takes an in-depth look at the matters currently at stake in our nation's courts.
to Television by rich
Sunday
Nov 5, 2000
Ahh washed-up child actors... at least somebody still cares about them. And some people even keep their eyes peeled for these erstwhile sensations. While the sunken careers of Scott Baio or Dana Plato may be sad, rest assured that at least one site is informally researching why Diff'rent Strokes fell from grace. (I'd agree that the Very Special episodes were a big downer.)
to Television by dwrr
Thursday
Oct 26, 2000
Wait 10:13 minutes after the last official song on the X-Files Film Soundtrack to hear the "secret" track - Chris Carter explaining the whole shebang (listen to the mp3 or read the transcript). Turns out the X-Files conspiracy is based on the 1940 collaboration between France's Vichy régime and the Nazis: aliens are the Nazis, the world governments are the Vichy and the world population is the betrayed French people. But if everything is explained, why is the show still on? [ distant cash register noise ]
to Television by cricket
Strangers With Candy is like The Simpsons turned up to 11 - so intelligent, shocking and hilarious you won't believe it got on TV. I even dig the faux Crystal Method techno song that's been circulating on Napster. For extra creep-out factor, check out humorous nonfiction by Strangers star Amy Sedaris' brother, David Sedaris. He'll sometimes reveal the Sedaris household origins of something you'd assume too disquieting to be true - like feces mysteriously appearing on the bathroom towels...
to Television by cricket
Tuesday
Oct 24, 2000
The enigmatic TV show The Prisoner now comes in digest form.
to Television by skallas
Saturday
Oct 14, 2000
Space.com not only produces their own television shows, but they offer live 24x7 streaming of NASA TV. For broadband users Yahoo offers a much smoother 300kbs broadcast.
to Television by skallas
Monday
Oct 2, 2000
The P-Chip is so much cooler than the V-Chip.
to Television by dnm
Wednesday
Sep 6, 2000
YesterdayLand is a showcase of Saturday Morning Cartoons from the beginning of TV Time to today, including some details and casting info for each. For example, did you know that Courageous Cat & Minute Mouse was created by Batman creator Bob Kane? They have such great classics as as Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan, The Brady Kids, Hong Kong Phooey and, of course, I Am The Greatest: The Adventures of Muhammad Ali. How could we ever forget cartoons like Laverne & Shirley in the Army, The California Raisins Show or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Included are non-cartoon Saturday Morning Classics, like the The Bay City Rollers Show. And in their videos are they have interviews with a variety of folk. Why you can even watch Courtney Love singing the theme to the Banana Splits.
to Television by moose
Wednesday
Aug 30, 2000
Orson Welles' frequent cheesy commercial voice-overs didn't always go well.
to Television by skallas
Saturday
Aug 19, 2000
My favorite Italian soap opera is currently un posto al sole, which can always be relied upon to provide my daily quota of backstabbing, incest, and sex. Much more interesting than the somewhat anemic un medico in famiglia. P.S.: Could one of memepool's Italian readers please ask Ilaria D'Amico from la giostra del gol if she will run away with me to some tropical island?
to Television by peterb
Thursday
Aug 10, 2000
Watch defeated American pop-icons selling Engrish-titled products in Japanese TV commericals.
to Television by kade
Tuesday
Aug 8, 2000
Survivor Sucks has made waves as the site for news and speculation about the residents of Palau Tiga. Only one of the residents, however, is responsibile for the Gayest Dance Ever. If you saw the August 2 episode, you know what's coming.
to Television by boneyard
I really enjoy the intertwined plots & the portrayal of New York's Bravest everyday heroes captured by the writers of NBC's Third Watch. But, I was obsessed with Emergency! when I was a kid. Now, you can rediscover the adventures of Paramedics Roy DeSoto & Johnny Gage, Nurse Dixie McCall, and the rest of Squad 51 and see what might've been if only those darn network censors hadn't gotten in the way. 
to Television by rich
Friday
Aug 4, 2000
Are you tired of the major networks' talking-head coverage of this year's election featuring NBC's Tom Brokaw, ABC's Peter Jennings, CBS's Dan Rather, or PBS' Jim Lehrer? You may want to try Comedy Central's Indecision 2000, featuring the nation's most famous impotent ex-Presidential hopeful Bob Dole, or Annanova, billed as the 'world's first virtual newscaster' for a change of pace.
to Television by rich
Monday
Jul 17, 2000
Iron Chef Slash Fiction: the meeting of the wacky soap opera/cooking/game show from Japan, Iron Chef, with slash fan-fiction, homo-erotic fiction based on (usually) media-invented creations.
to Television by moose
Tuesday
Jul 11, 2000
Joss Whedon may be pretty cool and all that, but his work on X-Men consisted of a thrown-out rewrite, and on Titan A.E. a slightly-less thrown-out rewrite. He's hardly "responsible" for either film or script...
to Television by nyarl
How frequently is a television series so much better than the movie that created the franchise? In the case of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, they were both created by Joss Whedon who's also responsible for Titan AE, and X-Men. Most people think the difference is in the casting. Who would have thought that Sarah Michelle Geller & David Boreanaz would succeed where Kristi Swanson & Luke Perry have failed?
to Television by rich
Sunday
May 28, 2000
Look out, evildoers! A preview of the new live-action Tick series is now on-line! "Here you are, citizen: a steaming hot cup of justice!"
to Television by riffraff
Friday
May 19, 2000
It's all about DangerMouse.
to Television by caviar
Monday
May 8, 2000
Having listened to Germans complaining about having to figure out what English Star Trek titles went to what episode, I knew that Star Trek was different in Germany. I didn't know that they remade the entire show. Beware the space infection of "Kork ist krank" and gaze in confusion at "Handys". It's enough to make me wish I had more than a semester of German--or none at all.
to Television by jacquez
Wednesday
May 3, 2000
Gerry Anderson has created more than his share of excellent geeklarvae TV, including Thunderbirds, UFO and my beloved Space 1999. Rodney Matthews, though sometimes dismissed as a Roger Dean wannabe (he's also done Yes covers and, okay, his fonts are too baroque to be legible), is a gifted, idiosyncratic artist who sold millions of his insectile sci-fi posters in the '70s and has since designed numerous record covers, book jackets and recently the (unfortunately crappy) Playstation/PC game Shadow Master. The two recently collaborated on a British TV show called Lavender Castle, which combines puppets, computer graphics and poetically beautiful design to bring to life a lushly illustrated children's fantasy.
to Television by cricket
Monday
Apr 24, 2000
Fans of Scooby Doo may be disturbed by some of the other Scooby Doo Fans out there. For example, one nut made his own Mystery Machine. Another has a thing for Daphne. And then there's the guy who sees a conspiracy between the show and the X-Files.
to Television by moose
Wednesday
Mar 15, 2000
The comforting thing about being a Doctor Who fan is that there's always another one who's sadder or has way too much time on their hands.
to Television by dha
Tuesday
Mar 14, 2000
The Futurama Outlet is almost as much fun as any given episode of the show. Episode guide, icons, fonts, video clips, a "zodiac-u-rama", the fun is endless. And, to add to the Futurama thrills, several toy companies are in the process of making all the merchandise you'll ever need. My favorites at the moment (at least what I can see online) are the tin Futurama toys being made by Rocket USA.
to Television by mrradon
Wednesday
Mar 8, 2000
Every Dharma & Greg episode ends with a screenful of odd personal commentary by series co-creator Chuck Lorre that looks like something from the label of Dr. Bronner's Pure-Castile Soap. Not content to reach an audience strictly through the pause button, Lorre has published these funny vanity cards.
to Television by rogers
Thursday
Feb 17, 2000
Clerks: The Cartoon!
to Television by tregoweth
Tuesday
Feb 15, 2000
"Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin."
to Television by birgitte
Thursday
Feb 10, 2000
"WAZZZZUUUUPPPPPP?" "Watchin' Superfriends, havin' a Bud."
to Television by crikey
Sonnenfeld has the go-ahead for a live action Tick pilot, starring Patrick Warburton.
to Television by caviar
Monday
Jan 31, 2000
For those of you who missed Superbowl XXXIV (GASP!), you can still catch all the commercials right here. Bad Cheeta!
to Television by reid
Thursday
Jan 13, 2000
Like the Thundercats before them, out-takes from the 1960's life-size puppet show New Zoo Review are now available online (as both real audio and MPEG).
to Television by riotnrrd
The brother of Scott Amedure, the gay man killed after revealing a same-sex crush on the Jenny Jones Show, has created an online memorial honoring America's first TV talk show martyr.
to Television by rogers
Monday
Jan 10, 2000
Bruce Campbell has a new TV show called Jack of All Trades, where he battles the most evil enemy of all -- the French. It's being paired with some other syndicated show called Cleopatra 2525, where scantily clad women get chased underground by killer robots and "discover Cleopatra, an aspiring actress and part-time exotic dancer who suddenly awakens from a cryogenic deep freeze, having lapsed into a coma during cosmetic surgery in the year 2001." God I love television.
to Television by nyarl
Tuesday
Jan 4, 2000
Jesco White, the Elvis-impersonating, glue-sniffing, clog-dancing star of "The Dancing Outlaw" and "The Dancing Outlaw II: Jesco Goes to Hollywood", the great no-longer-unsung hero of West Virginia, now has a fan club and a rumor page to keep his fans up to date on his whereabouts.
to Television by jacquez
Monday
Jan 3, 2000
There's a group of people who pay attention to what Dana Scully's wearing. And I thought I was the only one.
to Television by shadow
Tuesday
Dec 21, 1999
A new Fox TV show takes old-fashioned concepts like "dowry", "gold digging", and, dare we say it, "prostitution", and updates them for a new generation. It's a whole new way to look at romance (after these important messages).
to Television by faisal
Monday
Dec 13, 1999
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away (the 70's), someone greenlighted one of the most horrible creations ever to deface the boob tube: the Star Wars Holiday Special. This review maybe makes it sound like it's so bad it's good, and in some ways, I guess it is, but in most other ways, it's sort of like putting live hornets in your ass.
to Television by faisal
Saturday
Dec 4, 1999
Anyone who's been buzzed at 11pm on a Friday night knows about Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, a hilarious cartoon based on the idea that dim-witted 60's ex-superhero Space Ghost now runs a late night talk show. Make sure to stay an extra half hour for it's funnier spinoff "Cartoon Planet" featuring everyone's favorite man-child: Brak.
to Television by riotnrrd
Sunday
Nov 28, 1999
There is good television, bad television, and a whole mess of middling television; see repesntative samples of each at the Museum of Television and Radio. Now on both coasts!
to Television by goboro
Friday
Nov 5, 1999
In a world filled with sitcoms whose plot every week could be described by "something happens and then zany hilarity ensues," there is a tendency to try and break the "sitcom" mold completely like Ally McBeal or SportsNight, but there is one show which shows that strong character driven comedy can still thrive in a situation comedy framework. That show would be Cosby. It features Bill Cosby as a retired baggage handler. The cast includes one of my very favorite actors, Doug E. Doug, plus Phylicia Rashad, Madeline Kahn, and T'Keyah Crystal Keymah. It even has my favorite comedic actor Wallace Shawn in a recurring minor role.
to Television by keith
Thursday
Nov 4, 1999
If you were a big fan of Northern Exposure and would like to know the finer details of the show, then The Moose's Guide to Northern Exposure has everything you need to know.
to Television by eclipse
Friday
Oct 29, 1999
If your roommates exercise the power of the veto over those TV shows you maintain a passive/aggressive love/hate relationship with, enjoy some sarcastic weekly recaps. This way if you can't watch while other people are in the room, you can still find out what Dawson and Joey did, or didn’t do, last week.
to Television by birgitte
Thursday
Oct 21, 1999
Ad Critic is less critic and more downloadable advertisement warehouse for those who find advertising more than just an annoyance on TV.
to Television by joshua
Monday
Oct 11, 1999
The thing that makes me so mad about network television is that spineless programming weasels will ditch a wonderful and innovative show (that they commissioned) simply because there's a little violence and a gratuitous shot of dog feces. I'm talking about David Lynch's latest foray into television, Mulholland Drive, which seems to have been shot down by ABC before it could get off the ground. Read Lynch's grousing about this latest screwing-over by network television or, better yet, read the script for the pilot episode and dream about what might have been.
to Television by crikey
Friday
Oct 8, 1999
You Can't Do That On Star Trek? Well, maybe you can... but then, maybe there's some things you *shouldn't*.
to Television by moose
Been dying to reenact your favorite Brady Bunch episode? Here's the plan: first, get yourself a tuxedo. Learn to play your guitar. Can't forget the feathers. Last, but not least, the poem. Follies await!
to Television by boneyard
Want to dress just like your favorite TV characters? Have bedroom furniture matching the decor of your favorite show? I don't know what's creepier - obsessive fans who live and breathe syrupy television shows or the cynically enterprising companies who target them.
to Television by pjammer
Friday
Oct 1, 1999
I love Wonder Woman. You can watch her every morning at 9am on the Sci-Fi channel. Darn this day job.
to Television by keith
Thursday
Sep 30, 1999
The new syndicated show, Battle Dome, answers the question of what you would get if you cross American Gladiators with professional wrestling.
to Television by keith
Friday
Sep 24, 1999
Many years before The Blair Witch Project, I got scared of going into the woods by the wonderfully moody and weird David Lynch series Twin Peaks. Check out The Black Lodge to navigate through a webbed-up doppelganger of the Black Lodge. Or, perhaps for a bit of real-world creepiness, take a look at this page, this page, this page, or this page, and ask yourselves: "Am I missing something?"
to Television by crikey
Wednesday
Sep 22, 1999
For your friend who's addicted to both Mystery Science Theater 3000 and heroin: the perfect Christmas gift!
to Television by riffraff
Saturday
Sep 18, 1999
One of the most bizzare rituals of American television is an annual rite where young unmarried women parade their bodies in front of national television to be rated by a panel of middle-aged men in exchange for cash and prizes. While Miss America makes a perfuntory nod toward "scholarship," its insistence that contestants be undivorced and pregnancy-free betray its patriarchial roots: the archaic fantasy of attractive virgin women presenting themselves for the viewing pleasure the community's alpha males.
to Television by pjammer
Wednesday
Sep 15, 1999
CourtTV has this terrific show called Snap Judgement which is kind of a Talk Soup for law and trials. It's grossly opiniated and hilarious. It's on every weekday at 7:30pm, and also at 11:30pm, 2:30am, and 4am most weekdays.
to Television by keith
Monday
Sep 13, 1999
Until a few months ago, I had lost all faith in television. But then the Food Network brought me hope and fulfillment. Billed as "Ultimate Fighting Champion meets Julia Child", Iron Chef is a dubbed & subtitled show from Japan where every week a challenger must compete in Kitchen Stadium against one of the Iron Chefs, a select group of expert chefs. With much drama and fanfare, the Iron Chef and challenger then have 1 hour to create gourmet dishes celebrarting a theme ingredient. The unofficial fan site at IronChef.com provides more info and episode summaries. In my opinion, this is by far the best show on television today.
to Television by akk
Wednesday
Aug 18, 1999
Bea Arthur had a long career as a television, film and stage actreess. She's probably best known (now) as Dorothy on The Golden Girls or Maude. But did you know about her Dance with Urkel?
to Television by machita
Tuesday
Aug 17, 1999
Sir David Attenborough's excellent Life of Birds series also has a similarly engaging website. (But watch out, Kansa, they cover evolution!)
to Television by nyarl
Thursday
Aug 5, 1999
Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer go!
to Television by pjammer
Opiate of the people, meet opiate of the people. In 1958, the Pope named St. Clare of Assisi the patron saint of television. Test your St. Clare knowledge with this handy quiz and remember: peeking at the answers is a venial sin.
to Television by riotnrrd
Friday
Jul 30, 1999
Formerly just the writer for the weekly Late Show News, Aaron Barnhart has expanded his repertoire. His TV Barn covers all the news you'd ever need on the television biz.
to Television by boneyard
Thursday
Jul 29, 1999
I remember being about nine, and rushing home to hear the thrilling strains of...We're off to outer space!
to Television by mpc
Allright, I admit it, I like watching The Furniture Guys (Joe and Ed) do their refinishing, reupholstering, and home repair stuff, all the while cracking jokes and making oblique movie references. But, did you know that Ed has his own webpage to rant about stuff, and Joe's got a gallery of his paintings up? Not surprisingly, these multi-talented gentlemen -- hey, they've even acted in a really bad movie together -- have inspired fan webpages (like this one) and verse (like this ode).
to Television by crikey
Wednesday
Jul 21, 1999
Cartoon-O-Rama features the best of your televised cartoon memories, including the Mighty Heroes and the bizarre world of spinoff cartoons.
to Television by boneyard
Yes, Minister introduced the iconic long-winded civil servant, Sir Humphrey Appleby. What's interesting is that, in addition to the standard fannish tributes, and quote file cameos, Humphrey shows up as a rhetorical device in parliamentary speeches, and political tracts.
to Television by mpc
Saturday
Jul 17, 1999
Those of us who grew up in the 80's may remember a delightfully eccentric TV sitcom that pitted three high school "best buds" from Santo Domingo High School against the forces of Principal Ms. Musso, dim giant Larry Kubiac and Lemmer. Like anything that appeals to larval geeks, Parker Lewis Can't Lose spawned a number of fansites, including an episode-by-episode review/character analysis from one of geocities' moreobsessive fans.
to Television by pjammer
Tuesday
Jul 6, 1999
No whammy! No whammy! No whammy! Big Bucks! Stop!
to Television by boneyard
The Complete Pricing Game Directory is the Rosetta Stone for the land that is Bob Barker's. Find out everything from the history of Plinko to lots of pictures of that yodeling guy.
to Television by boneyard
Thursday
Jun 24, 1999
For those of you heading out to California, hoping to hear the eccentric voice of Rod Roddy telling you to "Come on Down, you're the next contestant on The Price is Right!", you might want to brush up on your strategy first.
to Television by succa
Wednesday
Jun 23, 1999
As much as I like Bill Nye, the Science Guy, his web site, although it does have some interesting stuff, could really use some revision.
to Television by keith
Like a bottle of white wine, every TV show has a point when it just goes bad. Jump The Shark tracks the leading causes of tv show death -- including new adorable babies,replacing cast members and, of course, Ted McGinley.
to Television by boneyard
Monday
Jun 21, 1999
The Simpsons Archive is the Internet's clearinghouse of Simpsons guides, news and information, voluntarily maintained by members of alt.tv.simpsons.
to Television by joshua
Friday
Jun 18, 1999
The ever serious Leave Gary Coleman Alone! page.
to Television by peterb
Wednesday
Jun 16, 1999
Ding! Dong! The witch is dead!
to Television by nyarl
Monday
Jun 14, 1999
Mark you calenders: This Sunday (June 20th), Pirates of Silicon Valley will air on your local Turner station. Starring Anthony "Wierd Science" Michael Hall as Bill Gates and Noah "E.R." Wyle as Steve Jobs, it should be interesting to see what segments of the Microsoft vs. Apple saga TV executives will edit out.
to Television by pjammer
Saturday
Jun 12, 1999
There's nothing groovier on TV than TV Land's Super Retrovision Saturdaze! Where else can you find cartoon shows starring The Jackson Five, The Harlem Globetrotters, or The Brady Kids? Also, if you dig that sort of thing, you can learn about even more bizzare cartoons at Clutch Cargo's Cartoon-A-Rama, Junior.
to Television by keith
Thursday
Jun 10, 1999
Does the web have room for the order and understanding of Mr. Belvedere? What about the zany gender-bending madness of Bosom Buddies? And how about the, uh, umm, F-Troopiness of F-Troop? Of course! Sitcoms Online shows you where to find all that and much more.
to Television by keith
Wednesday
Jun 9, 1999
Because you never know when you'll need to know what month it is in the fabulous world of Space: 1999!
to Television by peterb
At last, a new cable network for people like me....The Chimp Channel!
to Television by nyarl
The Odyssey Channel has a cure for your bad case of puppet withdrawal. Every weekday they show Fraggle Rock, The Muppet Show, and ALF.
to Television by keith
Tuesday
Jun 8, 1999
AMC, a cable channel which specializes in classic movies, is showing a series of movies called "American Pop", or "AmPop" for short. These movies are definitely fun bits of Americana, but not so terribly classic. Past selections have included Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine and Hercules Vs. the Hydra. They also have the most fun promotional website I've ever been to.
to Television by keith
Thursday
Jun 3, 1999
There is nothing on this page except Bart Simpson wiggling his ass.
to Television by jacquez
Friday
May 28, 1999
Crack-heads, losers and has-beens. They're all there at Former Child-Star Central.
to Television by riotnrrd
Thursday
May 20, 1999
The truly fantabulous Michael Moore, writer director of Roger & Me, now has a television show which is doing some of the most hard hitting and sometimes absurd and informative TV possible.
to Television by peterb
Friday
May 14, 1999
Is Christianity about love and forgiveness? Of course it is! But it's also about piracy, arrrrr! Listen to some audio recordings of a ventriloquism-based children's TV show from the 70's called "Captain Hook and his Christian Pirate Crew". Arr! Prepare to be boarded.. BY THE LORD.
to Television by riotnrrd
Thursday
Apr 22, 1999
Breaking ranks from most investment banks (which are famous for their stodgy conservatism) First Union launched one of the most offbeat promotional television campaign this season. Beautifully produced and visually striking, the grim, Blade-Runner-esque 30-second spots can now be found in First Union's video archive.
to Television by pjammer
Friday
Apr 16, 1999
Like Mr. Cranky for television, TV Go Home follows the philosophy of "If you can't say something devastatingly cutting, don't say anything at all."
to Television by peterb
Friday
Apr 9, 1999
Sony-TV, the seventh and newest television network, throws its hat in the ring with seven nights of prime-time programming this fall. With bound-for-success shows bearing such titles like L.A. Dentists, Dukes of Hazzard 2000, and The World's Most Dangerous Repos, it's sure to beat the pants off its weaker rivals.
to Television by pjammer
Those of us who grew up in the 80's may remember a delightful weekly action TV show that sent three employees from Santini Air into cheesily predictable air-to-air combat against the forces of international terrorism in a souped-up black helicoptor named Airwolf. Like anything that appeals to larval geeks, the show has spawned a series of fansites, including an episode-by-episode review/character analysis at airwolf.org.
to Television by pjammer
Monday
Mar 29, 1999
The Simpsons is such a huge cultural phenomenon that people out there feel the need to catalog it all. From the stellar acting career of Troy McClure to a compendium of Canadian references in the Simpsons to a list of Stanley Kubrick references, it seems that it's all being kept track of by someone. Yes, dear reader, sleep easy with the knowledge that there's a Simpsons list for everything, purple monkey dishwasher.
to Television by crikey
Most of us remember Land of the Lost. But did you know the show's resident aliens had their own language?
to Television by eclipse
Saturday
Mar 27, 1999
Those of us who grew up in the 80's may remember a delightful Saturday-morning animated series that sent six teenagers from our world into the Dungeons & Dragons universe. Like anything that appeals to larval geeks, the show has spawned a series of fansites, including an episode-by-episode review/character analysis at Tiamat's Cavern.
to Television by pjammer
Tuesday
Feb 9, 1999
Knight Rider: because bad 80's TV will survive in reruns, fandom, and crappy remakes forever.
to Television by tjs
MST3K fans: Joel's still alive and hanging out at Joel's Gizmonic Antsite.
to Television by tjs
Tuesday
Feb 2, 1999
If it exists, someone's written fan fiction about it. For everything from Disney and the Care Bears to the heaviest, darkest cop-drama rape fiction, there's only one place to go: Fan Fiction on the Net. Categorized, indexed, and cross-referenced semi-legal fringe writing at its best and its worst.
to Television by jacquez
Thursday
Jan 28, 1999
Look, I know you think that you hate the TeleTubbies, but the fact is that if you ever breed, your children are going to watch it, and before you know it, you're going to like it. So you may as well try to protect yourself before it is too late.
to Television by peterb
Friday
Jan 8, 1999
Funny, bitter commentary on T.V. shows.
to Television by riotnrrd
Friday
Nov 20, 1998
While still not doing squat about distant-network satellite feeds, incompetent boneheads at the FCC rule that 1 out of every 25 satellite channels must be turned over to non-commercial educations programmers. Apparently wacky things like freedom of choice and a company's freedom to choose what it carries are moot.
to Television by nyarl
Thursday
Nov 19, 1998
Television can be hazardous to your health, especially if you're really lonely and your neighbors hate you.
to Television by jacquez
Saturday
Nov 14, 1998
Mainframe Entertainment makes ReBoot, which returns to U.S. airwaves this month on The Cartoon Network, as well as War Planets, which you can catch in many cities locally or on big dish. Both display impressive computer animation mastery.
to Television by obvious
Wednesday
Nov 11, 1998
Once a cult hero character actor, always a cult hero character actor.
to Television by jacquez
Friday
Sep 18, 1998
Arr! Find out the truth about the Dreaded Rear Admiral!
to Television by nyarl
Ascii Beavis makes the world go-round. E-mail or instant-message him daily.
to Television by nyarl
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