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Sunday
Oct 7, 2012
"From Varka's humble bedroom lab through to a pretty substantial and very busy industrial unit in Phoenix, Bad Dragon has remained dedicated to producing the finest fantasy-themed adult toys money can buy."

It seems only natural that a place that would offer hypothetical experiences with cockatrices, gryphons and dragons would operate out of a city named after yet another mythological beast.
to Sex by isosceles
Monday
Jul 23, 2007
It's time for a trip to Nintendoland... for a crash course in KNOWLEEEEEEEDDDDGE!
to Sex by isosceles
Thursday
Nov 9, 2006
Get it on, South African style! Watch Jacob and Manto get it on. Not available in the USA, but hopefully will be soon!
to Sex by leptirica
Tuesday
Sep 5, 2006
What's a two word synonym for boring and pretentious? Hipster erotica.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Jun 5, 2006
I finally understand how people develop odd fetishes like giant women crushing cars. It's all the fault of advertising.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
May 23, 2006
What do you do if you have a fetish for bizarrely elongated tall girls, who could never exist, even with the help of surgery? Why, you use Poser of course!
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Feb 6, 2006
If you're going to get your rocks off while typing with one hand, make sure you're getting your money's worth.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jan 17, 2006
What's missing from this large (if odd) collection of photographs of stuck cars? Why, scantily-clad girls, of course!
to Sex by riotnrrd
Sunday
Dec 11, 2005
Who would have thought porn and politics would go together so well? Sensual Liberation Army and Sensible Erection have been doing it for years... now there's Sexual Liberation Army, Fleshnexus, and even niche porn/politics.
to Sex by klint
Tuesday
Dec 6, 2005
Warning! This site contains images!
to Sex by leptirica
Wednesday
Nov 2, 2005
Tolkien was pretty clear about the sex lives of elves, but that hasn't stopped the usual gang of perverts from doing the standard photoshop antics. But who knows? Maybe there is more to elf sex than he knew.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Jul 4, 2005
Now that toothing and rainbow parties are dead, it's time to find another teen sex (sub)urban legend scare. Go go gadget greenlighting!
to Sex by riotnrrd
In an ideal world, every bizzaro niche sexual fetish would have a polar opposite, an anti-erotic krptonite to its priapic and inscrutable Superman.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Thursday
Jun 2, 2005
If you're not in L.A. to catch the screening of Steve Hall and Cathee Wilkins' porno parodies made with blow up dolls, then you should at least check out this upsetting collection of stop motion animation films made with the Japanese animator's own RealDolls. (Warning: irritating MIDI music)
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Mar 29, 2005
Praise Jesus and lick my boots, you filthy worm.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Feb 16, 2005
Words fail me: "Daily Show with Jon Stewart" slash fiction.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Feb 14, 2005
Valentine's Day is saved.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Feb 8, 2005
Learn to speak English (or Japanese) like a character from a bad 80's porno movie.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Sunday
Jan 23, 2005
A support group for women who cheat, and one for the women who hate them, and who read their journals, and out them.
to Sex by pyrrhuloxia
Wednesday
Jan 5, 2005
If you take the Accomodator to the logical extreme, you end up with the Humiliator.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Friday
Dec 31, 2004
Using Poser to make your renderotica is sooo 2002. All the cool perverts are using Akio 3.0 to create nude tableaus of crying, saucer-eyed schoolgirls.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Dec 21, 2004
Perhaps the most misguided dating advice since Ann Landers told Squeaky Fromme to find a man who "knew what he wanted", Don Diebel instructs men on how to meet the lovely ladies: first, you will need a hand puppet.
to Sex by riotnrrd
For that hard-to-shop-for pervert in your family (Uncle Jimmy, I'm looking at you), why not buy them paintings of men and women having sex with a variety of animals, all done in traditional Indian style?
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Dec 20, 2004
If Cronenberg designed sex toys. (NSFW)
to Sex by riotnrrd
Friday
Dec 10, 2004
Partridges, pear trees, turtle doves, golden rings, etc. aren't the only things you can get for Christmas.
to Sex by fatherdan
Thursday
Dec 9, 2004
Petism is now! Let's learn about it.
to Sex by fringehead
Friday
Nov 19, 2004
Number 436 in our continuing series of incomprehensible fetishes: women kicking men in the crotch.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Friday
Nov 12, 2004
A couple sets out to break every one of America's weird blue laws, and photograph the process to boot.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Thursday
Nov 11, 2004
The Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation does not remind Catholics to confess before reaching infinite mass.
to Sex by faisal
Wednesday
Oct 13, 2004
Lonely and horny? Then take your penis over to Uncle Melon's guide on "How to Bang Just About Any Object In Your House" and go wild, sport.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Aug 30, 2004
Just when I thought I'd seen every nerdy fetish on the internet, I found Naked Klingon Women!(warning, obvious adult content)
to Sex by caspian
Friday
Aug 20, 2004
Finally, the useful reference we've all been watiting for: "Twelve Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home".
to Sex by riotnrrd
"Oh my dearest, pull out your mighty stallion and let my thighs and linens receive your effusion!" The Victorian Sex Cry generator will satisfy your lust for purple synonyms for vaginas and penetration.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Aug 18, 2004
First electronics, then cars, and now stunt-fucking: once again, the Japanese are light-years ahead of America in research and development.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Aug 11, 2004
When a librarian encounters pornographic novels about librarians, one can only expect a catalog of pornographic novels about librarians will soon follow.
to Sex by borges
Thursday
Aug 5, 2004
Make love, not chess.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Eliza plus a database of badly spelled cyber sex responses equals hilarity.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jul 13, 2004
Transformer porn: soiling your childhood, one memory at a time.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jul 6, 2004
The severed heads and pool of synthetic genitals makes me uncertain if this photoblog is from a porn convention or the home of a serial killer.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Friday
Apr 9, 2004
An interesting idea I had would be to hook up a Audi-Oh remote controlled sound activated vibrator up to a computer. The computer would feed into an Internet radio stream, probably Shoutcast or Icecast based. The radio station would then broadcast a series of songs increasing and decreasing cyclically in intensity, so as to provide regular, fairly synchronized orgasms using music: "Orgasmo Radio."
to Sex by isosceles
Friday
Mar 26, 2004
Don't look too closely at that picture of a shiny teapot, or the Reflectoporn may get you.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Friday
Mar 12, 2004
More worksafe porn can be found accidentally, in videogames.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Thursday
Mar 11, 2004
I wish I had a girlfriend.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Mar 8, 2004
Sustainable transport meets the technology of orgasm: the bicycle powered dildo.
to Sex by elder
Tuesday
Mar 2, 2004
Finally, porn that is safe for work.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Friday
Feb 20, 2004
Soulmates are now available for Objectivists, French Maid fetishists, NASCAR fans, evangelical BDSM enthusiasts, straight or gay diaper people, millionaires, bikers, amateur radio operators, truckers, and midgets.
to Sex by fringehead
Friday
Feb 6, 2004
Masks are a common theme in erotica and fetish-wear. In addition to the obvious gimp hoods, and bondage masks, there are stranger possibilities, such as gas masks (build your own!) and doll masks. Related to this relatively vanilla fetish is a stranger subculture of transvestites which incorporates creepy expressionless latex masks into their get-ups.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Jan 19, 2004
There's only one thing sexier than wrestlin', and that's computer-rendered Poser models of nekkid women wrestlin'!
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jan 6, 2004
Eroscillator: the only vibrator recommended by Doctor Ruth.
to Sex by fifi
Tuesday
Dec 30, 2003
Hubba hubba! Check out these adult movie posters from the 60s and 70s.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Friday
Dec 19, 2003
From the same species that brought you furries and plushies: clunkies: people who enjoy getting it on robot style!
to Sex by isosceles
Friday
Dec 5, 2003
Finally, a webpage for men who enjoy being shaved and enjoy watching other men being shaved.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Dec 3, 2003
So, you want to be a male prostitute? Here's how.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Saturday
Nov 29, 2003
Apparently even hippies need porn too.
to Sex by isosceles
Sunday
Nov 16, 2003
This is basement porn.
to Sex by 7layerburrito
Wednesday
Nov 12, 2003
Turn your power tools into sex toys.
to Sex by fifi
Reach out and touch someone.
to Sex by fotbon
Friday
Nov 7, 2003
Some men like a lot, some men like none at all.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Nov 5, 2003
Penis sounding, also known as urethral insertion, is an advanced form of sexual play that terrifies me. OUCH!
to Sex by thurston
Friday
Oct 31, 2003
Plushies, not to be confused with furries, have their own Plush Code.
to
Sex by fifi
Friday
Oct 3, 2003
Get your freak on, young Jedi.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Sep 23, 2003
Zombie Pinups, lovely ladies in various states of decomposure.
to Sex by lucky
Need a hand?
to Sex by lucky
Thursday
Sep 11, 2003
Hopefully you won't be using a Sexually Interactive Autonomous Robot when they revolt against their organic masters.
to Sex by buttercup
Wednesday
Jul 9, 2003
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Blog your felicide at KittenHate and share the love. Er, hatred.
to Sex by sylvar
Wednesday
Apr 16, 2003
Why is it that females have so many more interesting ways to masturbate than males?
to Sex by brainwave
Saturday
Apr 5, 2003
[warning: graphic] Whether you're burning it, poking extra holes in it or cutting it off entirely, make sure you know the risks or you might end up breaking it.
to Sex by roo
Friday
Mar 28, 2003
The days of misleading domains may have come to an end. No longer will innocent surfers be led astray by evil pornographers looking to make a quick buck. Damn. That takes all the fun out of the Internet.
to Sex by lux
Friday
Mar 21, 2003
Community Ties Leather Retreat 2003 is the latest in a series of what appear to be S&M-based conventions/wilderness retreats. There are a number of group events, some risqué. If you're single, theres a singles meet and greet (and slave auction) - be aware that "genitals must be covered during mealtimes." And although you're free to pee on your fellow fetishist, you don't have to pee outside.
to Sex by isosceles
Wednesday
Mar 12, 2003
It is hardly surprising that the pornography caters to ever more specific niches. The latest of these is for those that enjoy women in glasses far, far too much.
to Sex by isosceles
Tuesday
Feb 25, 2003
How does one evaluate intimate shaving devices before purchasing? By reading reviews, of course. Should you buy her the MidasTouch or the Femini?
to Sex by yoyology
Thursday
Feb 6, 2003
While most people find the beginning of a (hypothetical) pregnancy the most fun, there are those who find an erotic charge in the very end of the nine-month process.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Jan 27, 2003
Perhaps you would like some lessons on how to perform Bukkake. In that case, 4 Bukkake is the site for you.
to Sex by isosceles
Thursday
Jan 2, 2003
Whether you prefer the original Realdoll or are perhaps considering the competition, the Doll Forum can help you make a purchasing decision and keep your product in tip-top shape.
to Sex by buttercup
The condition of living in a protracted condition of chemobiological weapons paranoia has likely been the catalyst for yet another fetishistic turn-on: women with their heads inside of gas masks.
to Sex by monde
Friday
Nov 29, 2002
When I was a kid, our next-door neighbor had a male dog who always tried to mount Charlie, our English Sheepdog, so recent announcements of research on gay sheep weren't much of a surprise to me. It turns out that there is a lot of good information about homosexuality in animals, including primates, penguins, vultures, and possibly turtles. Of course, like anyone else, gay animals have their champions and detractors.
to Sex by yoyology
Tuesday
Nov 26, 2002
Are you a big fan of Microsoft Office? Do you love Mac OS X? Why not combine these loves with ... a beauty pageant!? Vote for your favorite "Ms. M.o.X.i.e" in what appears to be an official (albeit strange) Microsoft competition. Hurry, voting ends Friday!
to Sex by crikey
Friday
Nov 15, 2002
Just because Playboy has a "reality TV show" doesn't mean you should submit freakish audition tapes. Warning: contains nudity and idiocy.
to Sex by faisal
Thursday
Nov 14, 2002
Most of the time, sex toys are hidden away, but Phallix makes blown glass erotica almost pretty enough to display on your coffee table.
to Sex by yoyology
Friday
Nov 1, 2002
Step on the gas and speed into a new micro-fetish: pedal pumping, where good old fashioned foot fetishism has a head-on collision with the sexualization of the automobile.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Oct 22, 2002
Voraphiles, or "vores" for short, are a subculture of people that get turned on by one creature consuming another. Often, the vore fetish is intertwined with furry fetishism. Other times, vore erotica is intimately tied with cannibalism and necrophilia. Other voraphiliacs combine vore fetish with religious fetishism, leading to images of angels eating or being eaten by a variety of other creatures. Yet others combine the Freudian sexual fetishism of violence with the Jungian ouroboros symbolism of serpentine consumption and build giant anamatronic snakes.
to Sex by isosceles
Friday
Oct 18, 2002
The gay male community is having a somewhat understated schism at the moment. Currently, there are aficionados of standard gay fare, oral and anal sex, but there is a growing (and vocal!) contingent which are into consensual frotteurism, specifically rubbing penises together. This is sometimes known as "swordfighting." The devotees of this brand of lovemaking refer to themselves, politico-partisan-style, as cock rub warriors.
to Sex by isosceles
Thursday
Oct 10, 2002
"I hate sports, love strawberry sorbet, and own a pair of tight zebra-print pants. Does that make me gay?"
to Sex by riotnrrd
Thursday
Sep 26, 2002
There's been a recent surge in the popularity of "nerd porn." Sure, we've had poorly doctored images like Linux Loving Sluts, but now there are various sites which promote otherwise nondescript geeky people in a variety of risqué situations. Could it be that the Internet generation has become disenchanted or inured to the constant barrage of artificial beauty? Have we traded silicone for silicon?
to Sex by isosceles
Sunday
Sep 22, 2002
Some people are supporters of clown porn. Others are against clown porn. No matter what your opinion on clown porn is, you've got to acknowledge that it's here to stay -- in both its mundane and risqué forms.
to Sex by isosceles
Deviant Desires is a very interesting guide to all that is nonconformist in tbe bedroom. It has such features as a fetish quiz, a Venn Diagram of sexual fetishes (including alternate ways of connecting kinks), and a radio show.
to Sex by isosceles
Tuesday
Sep 17, 2002
Keep track of your schedule with hot chicks and caskets! Please disregard any not-so-subliminal messages.
to Sex by scromp
Tuesday
Aug 27, 2002
Is the vegan prohibition against leather cramping your biker style? Never fear! Instead, you can buy non-leather motorcycle gear. Or, if your tastes run to BDSM, veganerotica has all the non-leather bondage gear your heart could desire. Which leaves me wondering: is there such a thing as a cruelty-free flogger?
to Sex by brainwave
Wednesday
Aug 14, 2002
John Holmes, deceased porn star icon and MIT student.
to Sex by fool
Friday
Jul 26, 2002
Follow the depressingly fascinating adventures of a newly-minted pornographer.
to Sex by buttercup
Monday
Jul 22, 2002
She loves me, she loves not.
to Sex by buttercup
Friday
Jul 19, 2002
Meet the relationship map (or sex chart), proving everybody's doing it. Lesson: stay protected, or else.
to Sex by petek
Tuesday
Jul 16, 2002
"Suddenly, Robert's flawless technique was interrupted by an uncontrollable desire for freshly squeezed lemonade."
to Sex by fatherdan
Spiderman will make you gay. (So will this mug.)
to Sex by roo
Friday
Jun 28, 2002
Realdoll surgery: because sometimes you hurt the one you love.
to Sex by onigame
Tuesday
Jun 25, 2002
The furry people are taking stock of their movement even as they go commercial, seemingly immune to mockery .
to Sex by fringehead
Wednesday
Jun 12, 2002
Perhaps you'd like to learn how to make it in the online porn industry.
to Sex by isosceles
Thursday
May 30, 2002
Typical slash fiction depicts sexual relations between characters on shows like Star Trek or X Files. Non-typical slash fiction depicts sexual relations between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, the Iron Chefs, characters from Sesame Street, and most disturbing of all -- Garfield.
to Sex by isosceles
Wednesday
May 29, 2002
Trade your massively multiplayer sublimation of the sexual urge for massively multiplayer overt sexuality.
to Sex by joshua
Monday
May 13, 2002
Step back, RealDoll. Here comes CybOrgasMatrix.
to Sex by cain
Friday
May 10, 2002
So you feel lonely and decide to get 'a lil something' but you're short on cash. What do you do? Well, you check this spot for tips on where to find a 'working girl', then head over to this place to learn the lingo. Oh yah, a shockwave player is required.
to Sex by cain
Tuesday
Apr 23, 2002
Why waste valuable cash on expensive sex toys when you can roll your own?
to Sex by fringehead
Monday
Apr 22, 2002
Even for the "neurologically typical" meeting women can be difficult, let alone asking them out on a date. Now imagine the difficulties if you're autistic, to boot. Fortunately, the fine people at autistics.org have put together a detailed, step-by-step guide to asking a woman out on a date.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Saturday
Apr 20, 2002
There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
to Sex by nucleus
Monday
Apr 1, 2002
What's Your Fetish? (It says mine is bondage. Bow To Me, BITCH!)
to Sex by moose
Wednesday
Mar 27, 2002
Step aside Mr. Zipper. Meet Slappy Sue.
to Sex by n
Tuesday
Mar 26, 2002
Husbands need love too.
to Sex by isosceles
Monday
Mar 4, 2002
Spread a thin layer of naughty words over a lightly toasted shockwave flash. Serve with milk and cheese for a delicious wankapalooza of quality entertainment.
to Sex by lucky
Friday
Mar 1, 2002
I am married to the Berlin Wall (and have been since 1979). Hence my married name (Berliner-Mauer), which means Berlin Wall in German.
to Sex by lucky
Saturday
Feb 23, 2002
The Stripper-FAQ provides information on how to work as an exotic dancer succesfully. The tools of the trade section gives some info on basics such as care of your body and shoes that are good for dancing in. The Auditioning/Dancing section gives some way cool advice like, 'Go to the Ultimate Strip Club List and look for clubs in your area. The reviews will give you a very good idea of whether it's a place you want to work. i.e. If the guy says, "Wow, it was great. This girl let me feel her up" It's obviously not a place you want to work.' Most important is the safety section that gives some good advice for protecting yourself.
to Sex by lucky
Thursday
Jan 24, 2002
Bill, you got yourself into serious trouble. You have one week to be civil. And you haven't exactly been civil, have you? Just remember, I can still tell your wife.. Email me, and we'll forget about it. Or else, the world will know.
to Sex by petek
Skirting the uncomfortable line between fetishization and empowerment is Criptease, an amateur porn site dedicated to men and women with disabilities.
to Sex by riotnrrd
When is milking the prostate going to break through into the mainstream? You'd think that positive media exposure would have done it.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Saturday
Jan 19, 2002
Do you like your men hard, in uniform, horny, and green?
to Sex by wheezer
Seducity is a virtual "adult" chatroom -- with visual aides! More bouncing than Habbo hotel, and no teen-aged gangs of Habbonians or of roving blue-haired thieves, either!
to Sex by caspian
Friday
Jan 18, 2002
Finally, someone's gotten around to paying us women to watch porn. US psychologists have measured female arousal at pornography, and reached a startling conclusion: women everywhere, regardless of sexual orientation, are turned on by everything. Except this woman--there's one thing I definitely don't want...
to Sex by dantessa
It's sad when priests are getting more action than you. Priest-seducing is a popular pastime in Malawi, a government-endorsed form of blackmail in China, and in recorded history 4 Popes have died during sex. Who needs "Sex and the City" when you could have "Sex and the Clergy"?
to Sex by dantessa
Sunday
Jan 6, 2002
Can't seem to find the right girl? Are you getting tired of the same old singles scene? Don't worry. There are plenty of places to look for advice to tell you exactly what girls want. Or, maybe not.
to Sex by rich
Saturday
Dec 8, 2001
If German lad Kai gets 111,111,111 hits on his "love page" (and remains faithful during the interim), the lovely Julia has agreed to sleep with him. Help him, won't you?
to Sex by riotnrrd
Saturday
Nov 3, 2001
Play good cop/bad cop/fetish cop.
to Sex by fatherdan
Now that Halloween is past, I'd like to share some thoughts about the disparity between male and female Halloween costumes. The Onion jests about it, but it's worth considering why, for men, you can be a cop, vampire, devil, pirate, doctor, wizard, football player, or priest, while for women the choices boil down to, um, all of the above, but with the adjective "sexy" attached. Thus, we have sexy cop, sexy vampire, sexy devil, sexy pirate, sexy nurse (or surgeon), sexy witch, sexy cheerleader, or sexy nun (silly me, I forgot the ever-popular sexy schoolgirl). Sexist, sure, but on an evening when most adults generally feel like total idiots, the choice between being looking like a clown or a sexy clown is an easy one (however, the potential catwoman who employs this costume might want to think twice). Curiously, the seeming obliviousness of the costume wearer to the fetish roots of many such costumes are staggering.Weirdly, the sexy costume concept is expanding past typical fetish imagery. Women no longer hold the patent on sexual attraction to the occupations of firefighter and UPS delivery guy, for instance—otherwise, what are we to make of these sexy mutations? Finally, not to raise hackles, but costumes usually considered "sexy" for adults are appearing at more questionable levels.
to Sex by fatherdan
Friday
Oct 12, 2001
Vice is nice but incest is best.
to Sex by nucleus
Thursday
Oct 11, 2001
You don't care about whether they're X or Not; you really want to know How Good In Bed they are.
to Sex by fool
Friday
Oct 5, 2001
Likemynudephotoand its sister sites, alt and adultfriendfinder don't waste any time getting to the good stuff.
to Sex by tourist
Wednesday
Sep 26, 2001
Herb Zipper - The cyber-lovah for the new millenium!
to Sex by kade
Friday
Sep 21, 2001
To help the victims of the terrorist attacks, the Web's camgirls are auctioning pictures and videos, clothing and lingerie, site memberships, and, ahem, toys.
to Sex by tregoweth
Tuesday
Aug 28, 2001
Worship from afar, cringe from up close.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Aug 27, 2001
Join the quest for the perfect Camel Toe today... no camels involved.
to Sex by buttercup
Sunday
Aug 19, 2001
Nightsites, "an erotic community with more than 57,000 online homepages!", wants you to help find sites on its servers "with 'Adult' content!"
to Sex by tregoweth
Tuesday
Aug 14, 2001
Everybody's crazy for those kinky boots, kinky boots,
(Boop boop)
Kinky boots,
And whether you're in evening dress or bathing suits,
You wear boots, boots, kinky boots.
to Sex by fatherdan
Sunday
Aug 5, 2001
Some “porno” sites you may not have noticed (probably for good reason): If you are seeking sexy, fun, tasteless amusement, entertainment, laughter, and exuberance, you MUST visit Spirit of Joy. There are lots of random dirty joke sites on the web nowadays. Some dirty jokes, however, are much more subtle than others. On a more personal note, is your sex life freezing or boiling? And how will it fare in the future? Maybe you need some information about sex from a reliable source, or maybe you just need something to look at to turn you on. Once you do get turned on, you can definitely rely on the world's most technologically advanced computerized butt-plugs . Always remember, EVERYBODY is weird.
to Sex by safronlwin
Thursday
Aug 2, 2001
It's jerking time.
to Sex by wheezer
Saturday
Jul 28, 2001
Dildos based on human penises? How speciesist! Have you considered dildos based on other members (ahem) of the animal kingdom?
to Sex by tregoweth
Monday
Jul 23, 2001
Big boobs, big legs, big butt, big... nose?
to Sex by riotnrrd
Monday
Jul 9, 2001
Lonely people make web pages about their cats. Lonely, freaky people make web pages about their sex toys.
to Sex by joshua
Wednesday
Jul 4, 2001
Barbie porn I can understand, but LEGO porn? What's next - G.I. Joe porn?
to Sex by nucleus
Lesbians, have you no taste? Janet Reno, of all people, is hot?
to Sex by wheezer
Tuesday
Jul 3, 2001
Giant sized "marital aids" are destroying Cambodia's culture, not to mention their women.
to Sex by skallas
Wednesday
Jun 27, 2001
The mad geniuses behind RealDoll are introducing a male version. With interchangeable penis system!
to Sex by tregoweth
Little Gray Guy knows a lot of naked chicks for a cat. (An actual cat, mind you.)
to Sex by tregoweth
Tuesday
Jun 26, 2001
Oooo baby. Clear my high bit. The web is chock-full of ASCII pr0n (including this full-length ASCII conversion of Deep Throat), but I can't seem to find anything in EBCDIC.
to Sex by gator
Wednesday
Jun 20, 2001
It's wonderful that the Swiss Federal Office of Public Health and the Swiss Aids Federation have teamed up on a website in a campaign to stop AIDS, but is the game really necessary?
to Sex by petek
Warning: Failure to turn off your webcam before having sex may inadvertently catapult you into the seedy world of amateur pornography.
to Sex by joshua
Sunday
Jun 17, 2001
Please, won't anyone listen to this good woman's fartings? She eats bulbs.
to Sex by fatherdan
Thursday
Jun 14, 2001
Babes stay fresher when you