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| Sunday May 28, 2006 | What is greater than God? More evil than the devil.
The poor have it. The rich need it. And if you eat it, you will die. The answer: nothing. to Religion by fool |
| Friday Feb 3, 2006 | A truly all-powerful being would be capable of anything. to Religion by nucleus |
| Sunday Nov 6, 2005 | Life sucks. Maybe it's because of my paisley shirt... to Religion by 7layerburrito |
| Monday Oct 3, 2005 | The Passion: Reloaded. "Jesus Christ!" "Exactly." Not to be confused with Kill Christ. to Religion by pjammer |
| Sunday Jun 26, 2005 | Watch and Pray. to Religion by nucleus |
| Thursday Jun 2, 2005 | Stepping on the Koran: bad Walking on the Bible: inspirational! to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Apr 14, 2005 | Messengers of Faith make PLAY time PRAY time! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Apr 5, 2005 | Too busy for Church? No more excuses - the online confessional is now open. to Religion by nucleus |
| Monday Feb 21, 2005 | And, lo, Jehovah did say from on High
"Damn! You got any fries
with that shake, baby?"
to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jan 26, 2005 | Some of Jesus' followers have a problem with Spongebob Squarepants. The United Church of Christ, on the other hand, chooses to follow the Nazarene carpenter's lesson: Matt 25:35 "I was a stranger, and ye took me in.". to Religion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Dec 7, 2004 | "Dance well, and you will recieve the love of our lord Jesus Christ into
your life! to Religion by 7layerburrito |
| Wednesday Nov 17, 2004 | The Virgin Mary is showing up everywhere these days: on
steaks,
bread, and
a grilled
cheese sandwich
(also in an
Atkins-friendly
version, as well as
George
W. Bush and
Osama
bin Laden isotopes).
Maybe
this
kit has something to do with it.. to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Sep 4, 2004 | Project God seems a little unreal. After viewing the films, however, it becomes apparent that it's not a joke, even with the often bizarre and somewhat funny content. to Religion by caspian |
| Monday Aug 23, 2004 | Islamic kitsch was hard to come by, that is, until now. to Religion by borges |
| Thursday Jun 17, 2004 | You are asked to pray for or pray against George W. Bush. to Religion by tregoweth |
| Tuesday May 18, 2004 | The Crusades were expeditions undertaken, in fulfilment of a solemn vow, to deliver the Holy Places from Mohammedan tyranny. The idea of the crusade corresponds to a political conception which was realized in Christendom only from the eleventh to the fifteenth century; this supposes a union of all peoples and sovereigns under the direction of the popes. All crusades were announced by preaching. After pronouncing a solemn vow, each warrior received a cross from the hands of the pope or his legates, and was thenceforth considered a soldier of the Church. Crusaders were also granted indulgences and temporal privileges, such as exemption from civil jurisdiction, inviolability of persons or lands, etc. Warning, some links contain sensitive content to Religion by wheezer |
| Saturday Apr 10, 2004 | Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages. to Religion by fringehead |
| Sunday Apr 4, 2004 | Jesus and Mary are everywhere, including in a Milwaukee tree stump, on a financial building in Florida, and even on the slopes! to Religion by fringehead |
| Tuesday Mar 2, 2004 | William
Wegman meets Jack Chick. to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jan 7, 2004 | Bible Study featuring furries.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Saturday Dec 20, 2003 | lowly, he said "I have lost my horse. I have looked for it everywhere, but cannot seem to find it". The fakir told him to look behind a clump of trees. Chandbhai was pleasently surprised to find his horse grazing peacefully behind those trees. He thanked the fakir and asked his name. The fakir said "some people call me Sai Baba."
Sai Baba then invited Chandbhai to have a smoke with him. He got the pipe ready, but there was no fire to light it with. Sai Baba thrust a pair of tongs into the ground and brought out a burning coal. Chandbhai was wonderstruck. He thought "this is no ordinary person" and invited Baba to come to his house and be his guest for a few days.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Saturday Dec 13, 2003 | God-fearing superheroes aren't limited to Bibleman and Larryboy. Get into the grimmer, grittier side of faith with Power Mark and Archangels comix.
to Religion by yoyology |
| Friday Aug 22, 2003 | We're all damned but what level of Hell are you going to burn and suffer in? to Religion by kade |
| Thursday Jul 17, 2003 | The Lord's Prayer is now available in more than 1200 languages, including hieroglyphics, the Langue D'Oc, and a curious assortment of "Constructed Languages" including the inescapable Ebonics and the inexplicable Apthtesalon. to Religion by fringehead |
| Monday Jun 30, 2003 | The Wibsite seems to be on a mission to show the world that it's possible for a person to be weird, absurdist, satirical and Christian - and all at the same time, yet. Fundies probably won't be amused, but it ought to go over well with Christian stoners. to Religion by monde |
| Wednesday Jun 25, 2003 | Take a magical trip back to the 1970s, when a new religion was in an awkward stage. to Religion by fringehead |
| Friday May 9, 2003 | Regular memepool readers may have in the past already seen Objective Ministries. But I'll bet you haven't seen their new 4 Kidz section or its store, which features, among other things, thongs. Also, their new youth rock ministry Zounds is almost as rocking as the Zounds Abstinance Boxer Shorts that they sell. Oh, and when their creationists aren't busy mischaracterizing the second law of thermodynamics or the aquatic ape theory they're advancing the field of science by finding dinosaurs and inventing the field of Baraminology.
to Religion by keith |
| Tuesday Apr 29, 2003 | Victim No. 000001 of the attack on the World Trade Center was Fr. Mychal Judge,
an FDNY Chaplain, Franciscan, activist, and all-around good guy. A number of
people, understandably, would like to see him canonized. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Sunday Apr 13, 2003 | The Royal Canadian Mounted Police always get their man. Sgt. Jean Claude de' Cop always gets his man too--for the Lord! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Friday Mar 21, 2003 | Can't tell your
charismata
from your
chaplets?
Then perhaps you should say a
rosary
and browse through the Catholic
Encyclopedia.
to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Monday Feb 24, 2003 | There is a compelling and well thought out argument that Jesus was Goth. to Religion by isosceles |
| Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as Biblically themed slash fiction.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Wednesday Jan 8, 2003 | The Adventures of CyberPope Moses shows the epic battle of CyberPope Moses and Frodo Baggins, in a heart-rending tale that will have you questioning your theology.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Monday Dec 23, 2002 | The existence of Santa Claus continues to be a hotly debated topic around the world. Most skeptics point to the laws of physics or the logistically impossible task of delivering billions of Christmas presents to the world's little boys and girls on a single night in December from his home in the North Pole (which appears to be located close enough to Plattsburgh, New York to affect local television reception) as proof of a global conspiracy. However, as Apple co-founder Steve Jobs continues to prove to the non-believers, anything is possible -- albeit with the assistance of Apple technology. Then again, maybe it's more than merely a coincidence that many people believe that Satan er.. Santa (as well as Apple Computer) to be aligned with very dark forces.. and I'm not referring to the CIA.
to Religion by rich |
| Tuesday Oct 29, 2002 | Jesus rode a chopper. to Religion by mrnonrespondo |
| Friday Oct 25, 2002 | Sometimes you have to have a good smite to feel better about yourself. So, smite away, you wrathful deity you. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Oct 23, 2002 | October 31st is celebrated by some as Reformation Day. On that day in 1517 Martin Luther posted 95 Theses on the door of the church of Wittenberg, intending to reform the hopelessly corrupt Catholic Church. His intention was never to create a new religion, but his actions sparked the Protestant Reformation that shattered Christianity into fragments. Even the church that bears his name still can't keep it together.
to Religion by yoyology |
| Thursday Oct 10, 2002 | The kind of fringe Christianity displayed at The Cutting Edge can be pretty scary. Paranoid diatribes against Clintons, Freemasons, Catholics, and pretty much the rest of organized Christianity abound. Even more disturbing, though, are the accompanying images by artist Gerry Warner. His work is fascinating in its complexity and imagery even when employed on less inflammatory subject matter. to Religion by yoyology |
| Friday Oct 4, 2002 | Jesus wants me to have two wives, this I know, for the Bible tells me so. See, honey? It's right here. Please, honey, put down that rolling pin. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Oct 1, 2002 | Chanukkah comes but once a year. Prepare with an assortment of goodies from
jewishsource.com. Get the kids a
cuddly
Judah Maccabee, some kosher
Bazooka gum, the Genuine
Huggable Matzah Ball, Mr.
Rock ‘n Roll Dreidel, the Bag
of Four Plagues, a Hollering
& Laughing Haman Set, and “Mazel
Man” Electronic Game Toy, and make this Chanukkah the mazeltoviest! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Sunday Sep 8, 2002 | Jesus wants you to cut your hair, you hippie freak. to Religion by george |
| Wednesday Aug 21, 2002 | Watch out for the Rapture with a
Salem Kirban Rapture
watch. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Friday Jun 28, 2002 | If you're stuck in the year 30-something C.E. and you want to get home, head over to the crucifixion and hitch a ride home with the Catholic Church. to Religion by george |
| Friday May 10, 2002 | There's nothing Jesus likes more than righteous bud. to Religion by skyhook |
| Monday May 6, 2002 | The Periodic Table may be a fine fad for now, but The Church is Forever. For those keeping Eternal Score at home, this handy wall chart is a must.
to Religion by fringehead |
| Monday Apr 29, 2002 | Having trouble deciding what to get Mom for a Mother's Day gift? How about a Swarm of Locusts Plaguedome. Hopefully Three Days of Darkness Plaguedome will be available in time for Father's Day. to Religion by lucky |
| Monday Apr 22, 2002 | Objective Christian Ministries doesn't like Apple Computers because it promotes Darwinism (among other anti-Christian reasons.) Objective Ministries also doesn't want Landover Baptist to stay open, and has started a fervent campaign on its front page. In fact, clicking on a banner ad from Objective Ministries reveals that they want you to boycott just about everything. to Religion by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 17, 2002 | Got a question for G-d? You can't reach Him, but you can Ask Moses, twenty-four hours a day, six days a week!
to Religion by fringehead |
| Monday Apr 8, 2002 | Atheists believe in a godless universe. Buddhists believe in a formless universe. The Lovecraftians believe in a mindless universe. And nihilists believe in a pointless universe. to Religion by isosceles |
| Friday Mar 29, 2002 | "Bob" Dobbs
is kind of
scary.
"Bob"
is the "patron saint" of
The Church of the SubGenius.
The Church of the Sub-Genius
splintered off from
Discordianism.
Discordia
has their own fair share of
colorful
characters.
And somewhere along the line they managed to accquire their own
clock
and
calendar(must-have utilities for Linux).
Fnord!
to Religion by belg4mit |
| Monday Mar 18, 2002 | Blessed St. Isidore of Seville,
I boot Thee up that Thou may intercede in mine surfing, for the Internet's cup runneth
over with naughty bits. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Mar 5, 2002 | In a 1631 edition of the
King James Bible,
in
Exodus 20:14, a very
small word was forgotten by the printers: "not". This omission
changed the 7th
commandment
to say "Thou shalt commit adultery" and caused
this version
to become known as
"The Wicked
Bible".
Church officials were not amused, and the printers were
fined 300 pounds (a year's wages
in those days).
Most of the copies were recalled immediately and as few as
ten
still exist.
to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Feb 13, 2002 | Catholics around the world are celebrating Ash Wednesday, and most will abstain from eating meat today. So why will they have fish? Fish are cold-blooded, and therefore don't count. By that logic, I guess snake or turtle is acceptable then, too. to Religion by petek |
| Tuesday Feb 12, 2002 | Bring me the head of Jesus de Christo. Warner Sallman created the most popular, and prettiest, portrait of Christ ever. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jan 29, 2002 | Forget lame-ass Jack Chick tracts. Today's Christian youth can read comics about the evils of evolution in COLOR. But don't just take it from me, read the celebrity endorsements, including the star of The Shaggy DA. to Religion by saucy |
| Friday Jan 4, 2002 | Need someone to lean on? Maybe you have a Patron Saint. There's something for everyone! Jude will help out with lost causes, and Dymphna will take all sleepwalkers. Arms dealers, please see Adrian of Nicomedia. Are you a cab driver suffering from a venereal disease? Fiacre is your one-stop shop.
to Religion by dennis |
| Tuesday Dec 18, 2001 | Do you believe that wicca is a Godly religion? Do you believe that the "green man" or "horned one" is a god? Do you believe in reincarnation? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you might be a satanist.
to Religion by moltevv |
| Friday Nov 9, 2001 | God's Game Show gives away His shoes, His puzzles, His phonecard, and His Really Ugly Candles. And don't forget the 4:20!
to Religion by fringehead |
| Thursday Nov 1, 2001 | I first encountered the
Urantia Book in a public library in
British Columbia when I was on vacation.
I had a lot of
questions. Fortunately, at the age of 17,
I was a
skeptical kid. I finally concluded that
Urantia believers were mostly
elderly and full of hot air.
to Religion by tinfoil |
| Wednesday Oct 31, 2001 | Not to be left behind, Rev. Smith battles the rapier wit of Rick & Steve with The Brick Testament. to Religion by fool |
| Sunday Oct 28, 2001 | Warning! Warning! The Son of God has discovered Flash! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Monday Oct 15, 2001 | What do you do after lugging a 12 foot long, 40 pound cross 34,800 miles on foot? Naturally, you take a chunk
of that same cross and launch it into space.
to Religion by tourist |
| Saturday Oct 13, 2001 | The Caleb Project is some sort of
Christian outreach program or other for the "unreached
people" of the world.
Who cares? I'm completely boggled by the, um, curious
evangelical cartoons
of their
cartoonist David
Transue. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Oct 10, 2001 | Jihad. It's just not for extreme fundamentalist Muslims! to Religion by kade |
| Thursday Aug 16, 2001 | Christians have been putting religious
messages on bricks at the King County (Redmond, WA) Public
Library. In response to messages like "Christ Died
For Our Sins. He Rose Again. 1
Cor 15:3-4.", the author bought his own bricks: "God Kills
Babies. Read 1
Samuel 15:3. And God Is Love??". Inspired by this, a local has contributed not
only a photo
gallery but has bought his own bricks, including
"Socialize Microsoft" and "Worship a Daemon:
Run FreeBSD". And, no, it's not too late to get in on the
action. to Religion by sylvar |
| Monday Jul 23, 2001 | Tired of having to recite your favorite bible passages in your head to keep the demons of secular music from corrupting you? Re-Versed Lyrics will let you sing along... with God! They have new lyrics for all your favorites, including Smells Like Teen Spirit, Smokin in the Boys Room, The Themesong to The Monkees and the ultra-secular Onward Christian Soldiers. Think Weird Al Yankovic only without all the sex, drugs, and moral decay. to Religion by george |
| Tuesday Jul 17, 2001 | "Where are the dead
gods?" asked H.L. Mencken. If old H.L. was still around he'd see the
Egyptian, Norse,
Celtic, and even the Hellenic
deities still have their groupies. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Jul 12, 2001 | ChristianMusicDiet.com: where
irony does not
truly register with the saved. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Jul 5, 2001 | Looking for a decent UFO cult to join? Though most preach universal love and harmony through various techniques only the Raelian Movement is shaking things up with the promise of cloning a human in a year and building a 20 million dollar UFO embassy in the middle east. Let's not forget their auto racing team. Hey, they may be cultists but they like to have fun.
to Religion by skallas |
| Tuesday Jul 3, 2001 | The religious community of the Shakers (no, not the Quakers), commendable in many ways, and creators of practical and influential (i.e. oft-ripped-off) objects (and a few good tunes -- also used by others) was reduced in number largely by doctrine. One Shaker
down, six to go. Makes you wonder about contemporary utopian communities that haven't lasted so long, some of which should watch out for dysentery during the July 4 week. (Hint: Boil your water. It's not a new idea.) to Religion by keiths |
| Saturday Jun 23, 2001 | Want to predict major events, but sick of deciphering the bible code by hand? Then try Alex Chiu's free super bible code software!
to Religion by roo |
| Wednesday Jun 20, 2001 | Christian jugglers like The Rubber Chicken Guy and David Cain combine the gospel with wholesome fun, but should they really be condoning sites that trivialize the Lord's accomplishments or use non-Christian terms like "tricks with 2 balls", "juggling one-handed", or showering? to Religion by saucy |
| Tuesday Jun 19, 2001 | I'm still unsure if this guy is
serious (or not), but I am sure it has more "amen"
per word than anything else I've seen. Apparently, anyone who's not
part of his CHRISTIAN denomination (the Duck River Association of
Baptist Churches) is going to HELL, including
those "WAFER-GOD" worshiping Catholics. Examples of just
how few of us understand (his) God can be found on the "Messages from the
Damned" page.His FAQ is fascinating, telling
us that asking him why he believes the King James translation of the
bible is the real text is a "joke question" and
that his Jesus-promised girlfriend is a fast-food waitress in
Wisconsin, who has an unlisted number and who he can't visit because
he has no car - but we should give her his email address. It must be
interesting on his planet...
to Religion by dha |
| Sunday Jun 17, 2001 | Have you made your reservations for the Bibleman family cruise? to Religion by tregoweth |
| Friday Jun 15, 2001 | What better way to say "Jesus Loves You" than with every single step you take? to Religion by succa |
| Thursday Jun 14, 2001 | Think different...but not too different. to Religion by tregoweth |
| Sunday Jun 10, 2001 | So you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but you don't want to give up watching homoerotic displays of half-naked men pretending to beat each other up? Don't worry - the Christian Wrestling Federation is here for you. to Religion by kapital |
| Saturday Jun 9, 2001 | Settle down with a nice girl who has hookups with a universe power director. to Religion by mrnonrespondo |
| Thursday Jun 7, 2001 | The weed of crime bears bitter fruit: FIGS! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Monday Jun 4, 2001 | Just because she's a blood-drunk, genocidal Hindu goddess doesn't mean Kali
can't be sentimental. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Friday Jun 1, 2001 | After a long day of blowing up Buddhas, enforcing religious law, and trying to capture that last little bit of Afghanistan, it's time for "Seventh Heaven Meets the Taliban"! to Religion by mercaptan |
| Friday May 25, 2001 | "During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I was riding the pogostick." Plus bonus sacrilege! to Religion by mercaptan |
| Wednesday May 23, 2001 | Scott Adams, the man who brought you Dilbert
and the Dilberito,
has written a
book about religion. Of course, it's only
available for Windows and Palms. to Religion by tregoweth |
| Friday May 18, 2001 | Recovering Atheists of the extreme scientific materialism bent may be interested in the simple philosophy of Agnosticism.
to Religion by skallas |
| Apocamon the Flash comic: who
would have thought the Book of Revelation could be so adorable? Warning: Not
for sensitive souls; mature audiences only.
to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday May 17, 2001 | Recovering Christians and skeptical bible scholars may be interested in organized Atheism as a way of distancing themselves from Christian heritage.
to Religion by pamela |
| Wednesday May 16, 2001 | Ban Christian rock now! to Religion by wheezer |
| Sunday May 13, 2001 | Fluids For Christ: Answering the unmet bodily fluid needs of the religious Christian community. For those concerned about UnChristian Seeds and Receptacles of Life or other bodily fluids. Hear the glorious testimonies! Witness the wonder of Therapeutic Christpheresis! to Religion by jacquez |
| Wednesday May 9, 2001 | Hail Lord Ganesha:
Creator and remover
of obstacles. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Drop-kick me,
Jesus, through the goalpost of life...or the three-point shot...or the hat trick. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Faced with a tough moral question? Ask yourself: WWJD? What Would Journey Do? to Religion by faisal |
| Sunday Apr 15, 2001 | Jesus died for your skins.
to Religion by braino |
| Wednesday Apr 11, 2001 | SMILE, Jesus! You're on Candid Camera!
MessiahCam lets you be first on the scene of the Second Coming. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Monday Mar 12, 2001 | "Right now, God has called us to produce made-for-television movies." to Religion by tregoweth |
| Monday Jan 29, 2001 | Why, everyone knows where Jesus was raised and buried: someplace in Japan. Personally, I'm partial to the sexually ambigious black Jesus. to Religion by skallas |
| Thursday Jan 11, 2001 | It may not be the stock market, or even eBay, but you can finally sell and trade human souls on the internet. to Religion by mrbill |
| Wednesday Jan 10, 2001 | What a disappointment! The new millennium arrived and the Apocalypse
is nowhere in sight.
to Religion by fatherdan |
| Friday Jan 5, 2001 | Everyone knows that Pokemon makes kids explode, but apparently it also steals their souls in the process.
to Religion by george |
| Saturday Dec 30, 2000 | Attention, all Roman Catholics. The first weekend of January 2001 (6/7) is the last weekend to receive millennial indulgences to reduce punishment in Hell for moral sins. After all, purgatory is quite the bitch. to Religion by kade |
| Saturday Dec 23, 2000 | If you're not in the Christmas mood, and
sick of all the crappy
toys, you might be interested in Anti-Christmas.
to Religion by rampage |
| Wednesday Dec 13, 2000 | Next time, a devout Christian claims they saw the face of Jesus on a glass -- don't laugh, they might be telling the truth. to Religion by kade |
| Saturday Dec 9, 2000 | CheesyJesus.com...putting the god in godawful. to Religion by tregoweth |
| Tuesday Dec 5, 2000 | Gayheroes.com is pretty much what it sounds like. Targeted to a young audience, it offers
bios of supposed gay heroes in history - including, I think to everyone's surprise, St. Paul.
to Religion by birgitte |
| Friday Nov 3, 2000 | Going to Hell? Find out who's going with you and who's already there. to Religion by kapital |
| My name is Jesus of Nazareth. All my friends told me that the internet is a catalyst in bringing together a community, so here is my own homepage and my own search engine. Enjoy! to Religion by rich |
| Tuesday Sep 19, 2000 | There's so many different religions out there. Which one is right for you?
Christianity? Buddhism? Judaism?
Find out with SpeakOut's Religion Selector.
to Religion by kade |
| Monday Sep 11, 2000 | Jesus didn't die for your sins. He shed for your skins. to Religion by kade |
| Saturday Sep 2, 2000 | I thought the fundamentalist Christian
assault against D&D
had died down (after several miserable failures to prove their point), but apparently
they can't stop making "well-researched" articles. In related news, Jack T. Chick
has finally published
his viewpoint on this issue.
to Religion by wwwwolf |
| Wednesday Aug 30, 2000 | So, you've finally decided to be EVIL. Hey, EVIL is cool, right? Here's a handy guide on joining the forces of darkness. to Religion by rich |
| Thursday Aug 17, 2000 | Lifestyles of the Rich and Godless. to Religion by kade |
| Thursday Aug 10, 2000 | Forget The Church of Mentos. You can have fresh breath AND Bible verse with TestaMints. to Religion by enigma |
| Monday Aug 7, 2000 | The Holy Bible -- coming to a VCR near you. I'm looking forward to the The Book of Revelations DVD. to Religion by kade |
| Wednesday Aug 2, 2000 | The first UNIX servers I ever saw were on NeXT boxes named after the seven deadly sins. This helps me to remember them, but if you can't, you can get a t-shirt with animals characterizing each sin - "...what could possibly epitomize Couvetousness better than a frog?" Good question.
Now, do you remember the seven heavenly virtues? No? Me neither. to Religion by eclipse |
| Sunday Jul 23, 2000 | Pray to Jesus, make a wish. to Religion by pjammer |
| Tuesday Jul 18, 2000 | As a non-Christian I never learned how to say the Rosary. I also don't
know the little internal parts,
like the
Apostle's Creed, the Hail Mary, or
even the Lord's
Prayer. This
site gives more details about saying the Rosary. It also plays a
soundfile of "Ave Maria," which is Latin for "Hail Mary."
to Religion by moose |
| Thursday Jun 22, 2000 | So, maybe you've heard of Veggie Tales, the adorable, computer rendered, Christian vegetables. And maybe you've even seen some of the videos. But have you played the shockwave games? I'll bet that you haven't helped super-hero cucumber Larry-Boy complete his mission, or helped Josh and his Israelite vegetable army overcome the slushee throwing guardians of Jericho, or played their frighteningly cute tetris knock-off. to Religion by keith |
| Thursday Jun 15, 2000 | "DAILY LESSON BY HIS DIVINE GRACE A.C. BHAKTIVEDANTA SWAMI PRABHUPADA" the front of the site screams, in Real Audio, at the Online Hare Krishna Temple, at Supersoul. Besides its great name, Supersoul also has a Krishnacore section (for you punk types looking to sell cookbooks and start a band) with a message I can't personally interpret. And what good is a religious site without an online store? Vedic Resource has art and music, Krishna Culture has sastra and seva, for all your sastra and seva needs. to Religion by mrradon |
| Friday Jun 2, 2000 | It's your chance to date Jesus! Ok,
maybe he's not really Jesus, but he does have "a lean swimmer's body
and a six-pack". You can even win a chance to shower with him! He even
provides a Frequently Asked
Questions document, which answers the immortal question "Do you know that you are going to go to Hell?" to Religion by dha |
| Tuesday May 16, 2000 | Silly me! Of course The Taleban has a website. to Religion by mpc |
| Tuesday May 2, 2000 | If the V-Chip were applied to the Bible, would Fundementalist Christians be so enthusiastic about supporting it? to Religion by pjammer |
| Monday May 1, 2000 | Some of my fellow Memepoolers have mentioned the Universal
Life Church, folks who will ordain anyone just for the asking. Well thanks to the classified
ads in the back of the Globe supermarket tabloid (sorry, they don't have a web page yet!), I found
the Progressive Universal Life Church, who, with
lots more glitz and glamour (and a .com instead of a .org address), plus a small donation,
can bestow all sorts of
degrees and certificates, including the
Doctor of Philosophy in Religion,
their most prestigious degree, and the
Certified Tarot Advisor, their most popular psychic diploma! They also offer Ph.D.s in
such fields as Drug & Alcohol Counseling, Astral Projection, UFOlogy, and Exorcisms, all
based on your life experiences. And for an additional $15, you can get a
Press Card or a
Dashboard Plate stating you
are on official business as a Minister.
to Religion by moose |
| Wednesday Apr 26, 2000 | Ever wonder what would happen if you could Ask Jesus?
More importantly, what if you could Jesus-ify a website?
to Religion by rampage |
| Tuesday Apr 4, 2000 | Although I'm quite fond of dogs, the only pet I've ever had is a gerbil .
I'm so glad my favorite rodent appears to be a deity. It's
also
cool that it seems to have bestowed its blessing on the Satanic Hamster
Dance, although I'm not so sure about the Lime Jello... to Religion by dha |
| It looks like we're all going to hell (in a handbasket) -- not only have they condemned peace signs and yin yangs, Pokemon, Christmas, and most good music, but even the relatively innocuous Backstreet Boys are a satanic influence these days. to Religion by djinn |
| Thursday Mar 30, 2000 | "Much like the reading of tea leaves, Fecal Fortune Telling studies the size, arrangement, colour and interaction of bowel movements in the toilet bowl to predict the secrets of the future and give guidence to major life decisions." to Religion by joshua |
| Monday Mar 20, 2000 | Save the Amish. to Religion by keith |
| Sunday Mar 19, 2000 | Ever wonder what it's like to be
God?
(Like The Sims and
Dungeon Keeper aren't enough.)
to Religion by laurel |
| Thursday Mar 16, 2000 | You know that this web thing is really catching on when even the Hare Krishnas use it. to Religion by keith |
| Monday Mar 13, 2000 | "Know Your Patron Saint"
will clue you in to the magesty of Catholicism, so that you may know that
St. Cyriacus is invoked against diabolical possessions, and against diseases of the eye, and bazillions
of other USEFUL FACTS. to Religion by sburke |
| Thursday Mar 2, 2000 | Some people bash Bob Jones University for being a bastion of secularism. to Religion by mpc |
| Saturday Feb 26, 2000 | A nice scholarly resource on the Bible's creation and history, the Reading The Old Testament site is a
huge repository of text analyses, and pretty pictures.
to Religion by mpc |
| Tuesday Feb 22, 2000 | Do you enjoy picking flamefights with self-righteous fundies? Or maybe just want to prove to yourself what you've known all along--that the Bible is riddled with contradictions, absurdities, scientific and historical fallacies and more sex and violence than the lyrics of all the deathmetal albums in existence? Refer to the Skeptic's Annotated Bible: the entire King James Bible, plus an unflattering concordance. to Religion by monde |
| Thursday Feb 3, 2000 | I've got a new favorite deity: the Naked Dancing Llama.
to Religion by djinn |
| Tuesday Feb 1, 2000 | We can't all be special enough to pray to the mongoose. to Religion by djinn |
| Master the basics of Zen without falling asleep. to Religion by eclipse |
| Friday Jan 28, 2000 | Fthagn! Chaosium has all your old favourites, and some new ideas. For any further Lovecraftian needs, try the Cthulhu Superstore at Wizard's Attic. to Religion by stimpy |
| Monday Jan 24, 2000 | Urban legends meets
corporate America
as Proctor and Gamble try desperately to debunk the
Satanic church myth.
to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Is the nearest confessional just too far away? Confess your sins online! I knew this whole internet thing would come in handy one day.
to Religion by birgitte |
| Friday Jan 21, 2000 | While trying to find the Christian Coalition site, so I could check and see if they have weighed in on the recent brohaha over three entertaining children's books, I found that the site www.christiancoalition.org is actually run by some of my favorite people - those who believe in the separation of church and state. to Religion by birgitte |
| Monday Jan 10, 2000 | Ave atque vale! I've got religion, and its that of the Universal Church of the Divine Julius. As in Caesar.
to Religion by peterb |
| Thursday Dec 23, 1999 | Jesus H. Christ on a Popsicle stick! LordCo is back online. Repentance is futile! to Religion by kapital |
| Tuesday Dec 21, 1999 | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel made out of clay... I got a laugh from this Yahoo knock off: Jewhoo.
to Religion by jack |
| Thursday Dec 9, 1999 | Unsurpassed Biblical scholarship
and serious inquiry into the mind of God characterize "Have
You Decided to Follow Jesus?", a brilliant
exploration of Christ's treatment of his followers and
God's protection and love.
to Religion by jacquez |
| Monday Dec 6, 1999 | Ship of Fools is a Christian magazine that's well-written, funny, and not the least bit afraid to engage in self-satire. From a fruitcake list to debunking religious myths.
It's also worth checking out for the Gadgets for God, which features such wonders as
vaginal moisturizing cream to a gigantic floating messiah. to Religion by nyarl |
| Sunday Nov 28, 1999 | On the first day of the year 2000,
God will die. to Religion by goboro |
| Monday Nov 22, 1999 | I'll bet you didn't even know that there was a
patron saint of computers and computer users. to Religion by keith |
| Tuesday Nov 16, 1999 | The horrible Trinity Broadcasting Network televangelists have a Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh Gift Shop online now, where you can purchase amazing gewgaws such as Holy Land Anointing Oil, the KwikScan Bible, and the Scary Hair Lady's depression cure tape. to Religion by fringehead |
| Saturday Oct 23, 1999 | Does God lie?
Syndicate 23
certainly thinks so. to Religion by pjammer |
| Wednesday Oct 20, 1999 | Ever heard the expression Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick? Ever wonder what that would actually look like? Now you know. to Religion by pjammer |
| Friday Oct 15, 1999 |
Yahoo clubs
has a catagory for
parody religions.
I especially like
The Chicken Hunters' Order, for those who fear and loathe chickens,
and
The Church of Beavis Christ, whose name speaks for itself. to Religion by keith |
| Thursday Oct 14, 1999 | Get ordained now
at the Universal Life Church website. After you print out your certificate
you'll need to drag out that Visa or MasterCard so that you can
purchase ministerial supplies such as a Standard Marriage Certificate,
or perhaps a course leading to a Doctor of Metaphysics.
to Religion by urog |
| Friday Oct 8, 1999 | "Behold! you are they who disputed about that of which you had knowledge; why then do you dispute about that of which you have no knowledge? And Allah knows while you do not know."
The Searchable Online Koran.
to Religion by peterb |
| Tuesday Sep 28, 1999 | The Summa
Theologica is St. Thomas Aquinas' primary work,
the center of Catholic theology, and one of the
most important books in the history of Western
Civilization. This web-based version seems
to be complete, with questions ranging from
does God exist?
To do angels eat?
To certain
Viagra-oriented questions.
to Religion by mpc |
| Monday Sep 27, 1999 | A curious hybrid of Hassidic and Christian culture aptly named Jews
for Jesus promotes the acceptance of the Torah, Talmud and New Testament as
divinely inspired texts. Having trouble discussing your new faith with Orthodox friends and
horrified Jewish family? Jews for Jesus also offers
countermemes to defend your
Christian beliefs. to Religion by pjammer |
| Friday Sep 24, 1999 | Scientologists beware. The Church
of Virus is a new memetically-engineered
atheistic religion that is even now hungrily
sweeping up all your best prospects for
conversion. to Religion by arkuat |
| First a sheep, now Jesus? to Religion by crikey |
| God is the provider of all good things to His followers: salvation for the lost, comfort for the sorrowful, healing
for the wounded . . . and
gold tooth fillings for Christians with
bad oral hygiene. to Religion by pjammer |
| Monday Sep 20, 1999 | Yom Kippur is getting
so
commercialized these days.
People forget it's supposed to be
all about the sin! to Religion by sburke |
| Tuesday Aug 31, 1999 | Sporks may be the best thing to come out of Taco Bell since the choco taco, but they're also tools of Satan. to Religion by faisal |
| Friday Aug 27, 1999 | Play Spot the Jew (requires Flash) on the website of Marc Alan Jacobs. to Religion by peterb |
| Thursday Aug 26, 1999 | The ICR has a Graduate School?. to Religion by mpc |
| Monday Aug 23, 1999 | Jesus Christ: carpenter, teacher, fisherman, healer, savior . . . webmaster? to Religion by pjammer |
| Thursday Aug 19, 1999 | Wondering which particular pool of blithering idiots would take evolution out of science education? God bless the Internet. to Religion by faisal |
| Tuesday Aug 17, 1999 | Jack Chick translates and localizes his tracks,
with some odd results. His most famous
tract, This Was Your Life
has a couple of iconic scenes, the introductory rich guy
shot, lightbulb God, and the
examination of conscience scene.
Chick apparently subcontracts out the localization jobs,
leading to cosmic perspective and
frightening 70's fashion in the
Chinese Version. Apparently, the quality of the
subcontracts vary, since the Farsi
version of the Rich Guy just has a big beard drawn on him.
to Religion by mpc |
| God does not change, as our Christer friends constantly remind us - and if that's true, modern-day believers should practice the God-sanctioned institution of polygamy. Patriarchal Christianity - genuine movement or slick scheme to sucker meme-vulnerable women into your personal harem? You tell me. to Religion by pjammer |
| Tuesday Aug 10, 1999 | Because you know that a lemon-scented man dying on a cross is better to have in your bathroom than an actual, blood-and-pus-scented man dying on a cross.
to Religion by mrradon |
| Saturday Jul 17, 1999 | There tend huge gulfs between the the academic and
neopagan interpretations of the witch hunts.
This
site, run by an academic neopagan, gives a good
overview of the historical data, and the
changes in thought that led to revised academic
opinions, as well as
theories about why people want to believe otherwise.
to Religion by mpc |
| Tuesday Jul 6, 1999 | American Fundamentalist Christian culture tends
to exhibit a quaint parallelism of the profane
culture surrounding it, ranging
from Ska Bands,
Action-Adventure Shows.
While sanctification
isn't new, do we really need a holy page counter?
to Religion by mpc |
| Thursday Jul 1, 1999 | Find out what different religious groups believe about
Heaven and Hell, Morality and other topics
at Religious Tolerance, one of the most thoughtful and well-organized
reference pages of religion online. Do check out the Christian Urban
Legends while you're there, and read about some of the strange memes that persist in the minds of too-credulous Christians.
to Religion by pjammer |
| Tuesday Jun 29, 1999 | On my planet, all the Christians go to Landover Baptist Church, where they worry about kids masturbating with 7 foot tall Jar-Jar Binks dolls. to Religion by peterb |
| Sunday May 30, 1999 | The Second Coming of the Lord will be webcast.
to Religion by faisal |
| Wednesday May 26, 1999 | Jesus of Borg. Don't blame me, blame the
Luciferian Liberation Front.
to Religion by obvious |
| Tuesday May 25, 1999 | I bet you didn't realize that crabs have a Bible. Well,
they do. to Religion by peterb |
| Sunday May 16, 1999 | You can receive absolution either here or here, without ever having to leave your own home. Now who said sloth was a deadly sin? to Religion by djinn |
| Tuesday May 11, 1999 | Learn the truth about
Star Trek, check out the
Jesse Jackson page, and then celebrate the
irony.
to Religion by jacquez |
| Saturday May 8, 1999 | Behold the Haunted Mansion-like
Face of Jesus!
to Religion by tregoweth |
| Wednesday Apr 21, 1999 | Sure to give your fundamentalist friends major cat-fits, Psycho Dave's favorite hobby is Recreational Christianity, described as indulging in activities, literature, and media of a given sect of Christianity for the sole purpose of having fun at its expense.
to Religion by pjammer |
| Tuesday Apr 20, 1999 | Can Barney Fife and the folks of Mayberry help save your soul?
The Lord works in mysterious ways. to Religion by eclipse |
| Friday Apr 16, 1999 | The Watchman Fellowship maintains a large list of
cults and relgions,
which also acts as a good glossary of
religious terms.
to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Apr 15, 1999 | Apparently, the true meaning of The Force is a matter under some debate.
While there are those who view The Force as
evil, there are also those on
the other side of the debate. For instance, Andrew Harter makes
the case for Yoda...
And I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell.
to Religion by jacquez |
| Tuesday Apr 13, 1999 | Jesus loves you. Jesus does not love Star Wars.
The Force = Satan. And Star
Wars freaks are way, way too gullible.
to Religion by jacquez |
| Thursday Apr 1, 1999 | A large collection of
Apocrypha, Pseudigrapha And Apocalypses,
providing that all-prevailing sense of despair
that made the Manicheans such a happy, perky
bunch of people.
to Religion by mpc |
| Tuesday Mar 30, 1999 | From saints to
schisms, from
the Bosom of Abraham to
Juan de Zumárraga, the
Catholic Encyclopedia has it all. to Religion by jacquez |
| Friday Mar 26, 1999 | L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, was not
just a science fiction writer and religious leader. He was also a
poet/lyricist who released
several albums and scored
educational films for his Church. One of his albums was a score for his novel Battlefield
Earth, the first-ever novel soundtrack. His verse includes religious works such as
An Ode to Circuits,
observational poetry, and
declarations of his gratitude and
infallibility. to Religion by jacquez |
| Monday Mar 22, 1999 | Atrocities of the
Christian Church really has nothing to do with Christianity, but is
instead a collection of pictures and descriptions of medeival torture
devices. Similarly,
Tortures and Torments of the Christian Martyrs is less about the
martyrs than what the pagans did to them. to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Friday Mar 19, 1999 | If you're just interested in his music or
perhaps in different branches of Christianity,
you might want to check out
The
Saint John Coltrane African Orthodox Church. to Religion by crikey |
| Thursday Mar 11, 1999 | Jerry Falwell.
Making the web safe for all those
pro-family types
who don't know anyone
non-Christian,
non-Republican, and
non-heterosexual.
Remember, America is for right-wing straight Christians only.
to Religion by jacquez |
| Monday Mar 8, 1999 | The Church of Elvis
is quite possibly the only coin
operated place of worship anywhere.
(The gift shop is open 24-7
too.)
to Religion by machita |
| Another contributor to the continuing Christians-vs-Infidels debate, Atheists for Jesus is exactly what it sounds like. Me, I'm waiting for the "Jews for Nazism" website discussion group. to Religion by pjammer |
| Saturday Mar 6, 1999 | Many people feel the workings of God in their lives.
Many others are atheists. Still others need to
change their religious allegiances many times
in their lives. And others are just plain crazy.
But for those who are both crazy and like to switch
teams, there's the
Cults Index, with everything from interactive
Voodoo to the Amish.
to Religion by jacquez |
| Tuesday Mar 2, 1999 | The Dancing Hamsters epitomized modern technique and thought. But as the
millenium approaches, we think more and more of a return to faith. In that spirit,
may I offer you the Dancing Jesus?
to Religion by jacquez |
| Friday Feb 26, 1999 | Alan Watts intersected Zen Buddhism with the Western mind. A few of his lectures are available
in transcript at the Alan Watts Electronic University.
"I am also a you." - Alan Watts to Religion by taoist |
| Wednesday Feb 24, 1999 | Immerse yourself in the depth and mystery of
Zen stories and the shallowness of your
fellow readers. to Religion by mendel |
| The last community of Shakers in the
world lives in New Gloucester, Maine. They beleive in
pacficism, communism and
chastity. No wonder there's only seven left.
to Religion by riotnrrd |
| Sunday Jan 31, 1999 | Only a fortnight to go, so you'd best be prepared. If desperate to impress, trot out the story of Lupercalia at parties.
to Religion by ned |
| Monday Jan 18, 1999 | The long history of
Christian religious art provides an interesting background for reflection about the current
controversy on religious expression through art and mortification of the body. to Religion by jacquez |
| Friday Jan 15, 1999 | You're just seconds away from becoming
an ordained minister online! to Religion by tregoweth |
| Saturday Jan 9, 1999 | Find out which of your favorite celebrities
are godless
heathens. to Religion by tregoweth |
| Wednesday Jan 6, 1999 | In this overpopulated world, what is there to look forward to? Spiritual guidance can lighten up
even the darkest day. This venerable institution
can help even the most poorly-off get a grip on life.
to Religion by jacquez |
| Thursday Dec 17, 1998 | Thomas Bulfinch's canonical guide to Greek and Roman mythology is an essential source and entertaining read. It's also a shining example of what web-based reference material should be like -- with extensive hyperlinks, foot-notes, and illustrations. to Religion by nyarl |
| Wednesday Dec 16, 1998 | Jesus may not have come back yet, but at least he's
on the web. to Religion by magus |
| Monday Dec 14, 1998 | Religious fervor is directly proportional to crap glued onto your car, but until now, Satanists and scientists haven't been able to put retarded metal fish on their Dodge. Please, somebody, just nail a real live fish to the back of your car and bring this lame fad to its logical end and we can get the damn thing over with.
to Religion by nyarl |
| Tuesday Nov 24, 1998 | Cranky? Lustful? Unusually persuasive? Check the Demonic Possession Handbook to find out if Legion has made you the Devil's cabana boy. Particularly interesting is their comparison of demons to time-shared computer networks. Also,
Demonbuster will provide FREE DELIVERANCE and MUCH AMUSEMENT.
There are actually links after the 60K or so of header babble...
to Religion by nyarl |
| Monday Nov 16, 1998 | New and alarming research has uncovered evidence
of
interference in human evolution and religious
development. to Religion by jacquez |
| Saturday Nov 14, 1998 | The First Church of Pac-Man Warning: Not a religion, do not worship.
to Religion by jason |
| Tuesday Nov 10, 1998 | Spinning Religious Symbols will tirelessly
ward off evil and spice up your web page, too. to Religion by obvious |
| Thursday Oct 8, 1998 | Finding a wife
the old-fashioned way. to Religion by obvious |
| Thursday Oct 1, 1998 | There is more to Scientology than E-meters. The
Religious Technology Center has provided the world
with legal brilliance in the form of
Helena Kobrin
to Religion by jacquez |
| All the good bits
of the Bible, cataloged for your convenience.
to Religion by nyarl |
| Tuesday Sep 29, 1998 | Jesus of the Week: When you need an unusual
picture of the Savior, look here. Contains a
complete archive of previous weeks!
to Religion by tjs |
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