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| Tuesday Apr 3, 2012 | Pictures of Guinea pigs having baths. to Pets by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 11, 2007 | So, it appears Cats like public transit. Good. Now if we can only get these high- rolling dogs to stop skateboarding and playing poker, all our problems will be solved! to Pets by caspian |
| Monday Apr 10, 2006 | Two very disturbing perspectives on parenting. to Pets by isosceles |
| Friday Sep 23, 2005 |
Imagine:
your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia.
to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Friday Sep 2, 2005 | It's about cats. In sinks. to Pets by roo |
| Tuesday Jul 5, 2005 | This product review of Juvenile felis catus is a few years old, but most of the information is still accurate. to Pets by roo |
| Friday May 27, 2005 | Two kittens enter. One kitten leaves. It's
Kitten War and may the cutest cat win! to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Mar 24, 2005 | Prevent dog overpopulation and fight canine genital mutilation
by putting a wrapper on that yapper.
to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Dec 1, 2004 | "Gently massaging the rat can help move the fecal matter through the intestines and colon.
This should be soothing to your rat. Discontinue if it causes pain." to Pets by yoyology |
| Wednesday Nov 17, 2004 | Fishighway, the Habitrail for fish. to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Friday Feb 20, 2004 | Charlie Mingus was very impressed that he taught his
cat
how to use the toilet.
to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Feb 10, 2004 | "My name is Rover, and I
am interested in meeting friends, activity partners, and humping bitches and legs.
Click here
to see my profile." to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Monday Jan 26, 2004 | So, do you suppose that Bert tracks Bernice using the Hawkeye Loft Management System or the more cosmopolitan Pigeon Loft Organiser
? to Pets by yoyology |
| Monday Jan 19, 2004 | Have you ever wanted to live on a small farm?
Then how about a farm made entirely of miniature
animals?
Cows,
goats,
sheep
and
pigs:
small is not just for
ponies any more.
to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Friday Jan 9, 2004 | Limecat is not pleased, but is limecat photoshopped? to Pets by fool |
| Saturday Nov 8, 2003 | Can you find the rabbits in these pictures? Look hard! to Pets by fatherdan |
| Friday Sep 26, 2003 | Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Neiggggghhhhhhhhhh! to Pets by fatherdan |
| What's that, Timmy? You say Lassie fell down a well and she can't get out? And Fetch and Jerry fell down there trying to rescue her? And they dragged Fluffy down there with them? What!?! And Lucky the horse? Good Lord, how big is that well!?! Well let's call the experts--people who have practiced this sort of thing. What's that? You say we'll recognize them by their clothing, eh? to Pets by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Sep 16, 2003 | The
debate
rages
on.
Do
Chihuahuas
cure
asthma? to Pets by yoyology |
| Monday Jul 21, 2003 | Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! to Pets by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jun 3, 2003 | "Ha ha ha! You stupid Japanese dog!" laughed the smart-assed Japanese cat. "You'll never catch me looking like that!" to Pets by fatherdan |
| Sunday May 11, 2003 | The Japanese continue to colossally blow our minds at Beetle Calcium Bits. to Pets by fatherdan |
| Saturday Mar 29, 2003 | Linda Reyes wants to send your dog to the island.
to Pets by buttercup |
| Thursday Feb 13, 2003 | How many times have you said, "What this event really needs is doves!" For instance, the White Dove Company can make your wedding or memorial service that much more poetically poignant with their snowy-white trained doves. Satisfied customers abound! Yes, they can find their own way back home (they're pigeons, after all). Imagine the possibilities! And if you don't live in England you can always get your doves in Maui. to Pets by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jan 8, 2003 | Yesterday,
Oolong
the famous
waffle-balancing rabbit,
died.
Rest in peace, my
pastry-laden
friend.
to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Jan 2, 2003 | Do you love animals? Or maybe you're just hungry? In either case, Pets or Food is for you.
to Pets by roo |
| Friday Sep 27, 2002 | Down, boy!
to Pets by fatherdan |
| Sunday Sep 8, 2002 | The kids have been begging for a pet, but cats and dogs are just so boring. Maybe the folks at Dragon Farms have a few ideas. Aha! Hello, Mr. Black Mamba! to Pets by fatherdan |
| Thursday Sep 5, 2002 | A dog
may be man's best friend,
but a cat is the best friend of
SATAN. to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Friday Aug 9, 2002 | Joseph Stalin once said that
"quantity has a quality all its own."
Although he was probably talking about
infantry
divisions or
tractor quotas, it's
equally true of
pet ownership.
Witness the not-so-fine line between being a mere
"cat lover" and a
full-blown
crazy
cat lady. While a
cat lover
may own two or three pampered
felines, a true crazy cat lady owns dozens (or more) and doesn't let
concerns like her ability to
feed,
house,
or clean up after her "pets"
get in the way of her obsession.
Some of America's champion crazy cat ladies include:
Gloria
Davis from Sarasota, FL (100+ cats),
Elizabeth
Riddle from Richland, PA (100+ cats),
Beverly
Hardacre from Methuen, NH (more than 150 cats),
Bonnie
Kemppainen from Virginia, MN (155+ cats),
Marilyn Barletta of Petaluma, CA
(196 cats)
Debra Rexelle
from Modesto, CA (212 cats)
and, as the reigning Queen of Crazy Cat Ladies,
Hanne Kaea
from Omaha, NE with a whopping 270 feral cats living in her house.
to Pets by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Aug 6, 2002 | If PETA's Commando Chicks fought PETA's Tiger Ladies in a cage match, who would win? to Pets by fatherdan |
| Saturday Mar 16, 2002 | Put on a happy face spider.
to Pets by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Feb 27, 2002 | FATMOUSE
IS COMING to Pets by avi |
| Saturday Feb 16, 2002 | Some people love their pets a bit too much. to Pets by laurel |
| Tuesday Feb 5, 2002 | What's that? Is it a plane? A comet? No, it's TUBCAT!!! to Pets by kade |
| Monday Feb 4, 2002 | All these pictures of cute cats are making me hungry.
to Pets by fool |
| Monday Jan 7, 2002 | Sam the Goat dies on a regular basis. to Pets by roo |
| Tuesday Nov 27, 2001 | One neko, two neko, three neko, four. Five neko, six neko, seven gatto, more. One katze, two neko, three gato, four. Five gato, six gato, seven chat, more..........
to Pets by lucky |
| Wednesday Nov 21, 2001 | Dry shampooing
isn't very popular
among humans nowadays.
It is mainly practiced by bunnies,
ferrets,
dogs,
cats,
and horses. to Pets by lucky |
| Thursday Aug 16, 2001 | Where are
you, my
fur baby? I
asked around. I lit a candle.
Can someone rescue you? to Pets by netcowboy |
| Monday Aug 13, 2001 | A Fetapet is a pet that will love you forever! Even if it's an animal fetus preserved in a glass jar filled with formaldehyde, and ocasionally, glitter.
to Pets by kade |
| Thursday Aug 9, 2001 | Help stop bunny balancing abuse. to Pets by fatherdan |
| Friday Jul 13, 2001 | Are you having trouble getting through to your pets? Try mind reading , with your cat, your dog , elephants, or passing aliens. Don’t think this is only for experts: join a class and learn to do it yourself! to Pets by jak |
| Friday May 4, 2001 | Dogs in elk. Dogs in elk. Dogs in elk. to Pets by monde |
| Wednesday Mar 28, 2001 | As a pet owner, you know how much joy and pleasure can be found in the company of animals. Perhaps your empathy for animal life runs deep enough for you to adopt a vegetarian lifestyle. Good for you! So why are you still buying conventional pet food? Sure, many people dismiss the idea of dogs and cats adopting a vegetarian diet as "unnatural." But consider: is it any more "natural" for dogs and cats to eat the ground-up remains of factory-farmed meat deemed "unfit for human consumption," like dying, diseased or downed cattle? Perhaps you might consider healthier, cruelty-free alternatives. Take a look beyond commercial supermarkets and you will discover an entire industry catering to the meatless diets of both dogs and cats.
Unfortunately, most of the web resources used by Veterinarians are fee-based (like VIN), precluding links to articles in the formal literature that outline the impact of imposing a vegetarian diet on carnivorous and omnivorous animals. Cat owners take note: one responsible vegetarian organization has an article urging those thinking about a vegetarian diet for their cat to reconsider.
to Pets by pjammer |
| Monday Jan 22, 2001 | African pygmy
hedgehogs are fantastic pets. They generally don't bother those of
us who are allergic to dogs and cats. They require very little
cleaning, but you want to give them plenty of exercise.
Unfortunately, they're "exotic" pets and so they're not legal
everywhere; and in some places like Pennsylvania it's illegal to import
them, so you need to find a reputable in-state
breeder.
Perhaps the best thing about them, however, is they're
almost
unnervingly
cute.
to Pets by sck |
| Tuesday Jan 16, 2001 | This site will no doubt be the cause of a backlash against the whole AmIHotorNot.com meme. to Pets by george |
| Friday Oct 20, 2000 | What is Mr. Winkle? An experiment in terror is my best guess. It's a shame none of the posters feature dogs playing poker to Pets by nyarl |
| Sunday Oct 15, 2000 | Most of us have have friends who resemble their pets, but probably not as much as these people.
to Pets by pjammer |
| Friday Sep 29, 2000 | "Bobo - kill!" French attack monkeys! to Pets by elder |
| Sunday Sep 3, 2000 | Pets on Wheels is a program that helps get dogs and cats into the lives of people stuck in wheelchairs. On the other hand, Eddie's Wheels is a company that sells wheelchairs for pets. to Pets by skallas |
| Monday Jul 24, 2000 | What are yaks good for?Not much, but aparently they taste pretty to Pets by rampage |
| Wednesday Jun 21, 2000 | When your dog goes bodyboarding, be sure to dress him in a K-9 Topcoat. to Pets by pjammer |
| Wednesday Apr 5, 2000 | Ok, so there's this computer... product?... called Creatures. There have actually been three versions, but they all share the same fundamental concept: You raise these little guys called norns, teaching them good manners and the like. They're pretty cute; so cute, in fact, that people seem to love them as if they were real. As a testment to that, we have:
Fan fiction,
Desktop themes,
Stationery,
and, of course, there are always the sadists in the group.
to Pets by avi |
| Wednesday Mar 15, 2000 | Ever wanted to know if you should
neuter your Sea Monkey? Or maybe you want to know just
how big
you Sea Monkey may get? Ask the Sea Monkey Lady for answers to
these questions and more. You can also come to terms with your grief (or is that guilt?) for your ex-Sea Monkeys via the Sea Monkey Wall of Grief.
to Pets by xrayjones |
| Monday Mar 13, 2000 | Advantages web commerce has over traditional media: if you sell dog toys, why not include a page where you can hear what the squeaky rubber toys sound like? I'd personally recommend the classic carrot. to Pets by elder |
| Sunday Mar 12, 2000 | Most people, when they're kids, get bought a Venus Flytrap. And most of us promptly kill them. For those of you who want to know what you did wrong, try hitting the Venus Flytrap section of the Carnivorous Plant FAQ. The site also includes instructions on how to grow other varieties of carnivorous plants. Why would you want to grow 'em? Well, apart from a general interest in the whole plants-that-eat-flesh thing, they're just damned beautiful. to Pets by elder |
| Saturday Mar 4, 2000 | We've told you how to talk to your kids about blowfish. Now for you lemur fans... to Pets by djinn |
| Friday Feb 18, 2000 | Even though it's in Swedish, you can watch
Heather
Lundquist's
hamster giving birth
live later tonight. to Pets by laurel |
| Wednesday Feb 16, 2000 | You can now backup your pets in case disaster (or natural death) strikes.
to Pets by faisal |
| Sunday Feb 6, 2000 | Yes, it's completely understandable to love a pet so much you would do anything to keep that pet from having to one day exit your life. The folks at Missyplicity are planning to, uh, clone their dog, Missy before she leaves this world. (It took me a long time to realize these people aren't kidding.) to Pets by monde |
| Thursday Feb 3, 2000 | Make your bad kitty write one of these phrases 100 times on the blackboard. to Pets by eclipse |
| Friday Jan 14, 2000 | If you are interested in ferrets, don't go to ferret.com like I did. Instead check out Modern Ferret, because everyone needs a lifestyle magazine, but since it's still illegal, you can join a group of citizens committed to stop the ban on keeping ferrets as pets in NYC, and always, always remember to check if your pet is banned in the five boroughs. to Pets by birgitte |
| Tuesday Nov 23, 1999 | For all your varied gift-giving needs involving dead creatures: were you looking for a giraffe skull, or pyritized ammonites (cephalopods from the Jurassic period), or was it an anoplophora zonatrix in a box? to Pets by mrradon |
| Fortunately, although some of the dogs are nude or scantily-clad, Playdog is not erotic in nature. to Pets by keith |
| Wednesday Nov 17, 1999 | PawSense keeps your pesky cats from reading your email or downloading porn onto your pristine hard drive. to Pets by jon |
| Wednesday Oct 27, 1999 | What scares me the most about this animal testicular implant company is the name... to Pets by succa |
| Saturday Oct 9, 1999 | So, if it wasn't for the fact that it would probably end up beating up my cat, myrna, I would definitely want an only barely domesticated Bengal cat, a descendent of the Asian Leopard Cat.
to Pets by peterb |
| Thursday Sep 30, 1999 | Low on Breast Collars? Need yet another Crupper Strap? The folks at Idaho Llama Gear are more than happy to assist you with all your llama-related needs. to Pets by jon |
| Wednesday Sep 29, 1999 | Now the rest of you can sample what us Ohioans have been enjoying for years: the
subtle pleasures of cow
tipping. to Pets by crikey |
| Monday Sep 27, 1999 | Who needs real pets, when you can vicariously
enjoy them on-line without feeding the big cat
a gazelle each day or two?
Howlett's Zoo
has launched
a number of user-controllable
webcams
on some of the animals, including gorillas
and big cats. Apparently the animals were a
little shy at first and ripped out the
wires and fiddled with the webcams, according
to
The Register.
to Pets by oznoid |
| Sunday Sep 5, 1999 | I grew up with Samoyed,
as did my mother. The one I grew up with was an adorable,
sweet-tempered, clown of a dog,
like most Samoyeds are.
He was a puppy into his last days..
The one mom grew up with was a terror, which is rare for the breed. Someday I'll
put her tales of that dog on the Web. Until then, you'll have to suffer with a
Samoyed's own story.
(OK, so that's hokey. But Samoyeds ARE that goofy.)
to Pets by moose |
| Thursday Aug 19, 1999 | Often described as "cats trapped in dogs' bodies" the Basenji, originally bred as an African hunting dog, is unlike any other canine companion in the world. Their most prominent quirks are their curious inability to bark (basenjis have an unnervingly human yodel/laugh) and an playful, mischievous intelligence.
to Pets by pjammer |
| Tuesday Jul 27, 1999 | I love my drinkybird. to Pets by crikey |
| Friday Jul 2, 1999 | Sure, much of the Internet is clogged with worthless, bandwidth-wasting crap. That's why it's refreshing to see sites like ArfDigita, an online matchmaking service that connects interested pet owners with friendly pound animals who would otherwise face a more grisly fate. to Pets by pjammer |
| Wednesday Jun 9, 1999 | Cat freaks everywhere rejoice at the super Feline Conservation Center website. to Pets by peterb |
| Thursday Jun 3, 1999 | Since it seems to be Promote Your Pet on Memepool Day, I suppose it's time to do my part. If there are any of you thinking of getting a parrot, definitely check out BirdsnWays for helpful articles, breeder and store directories, and of course the edible car. to Pets by nyarl |
| For the weird animal lover that lurkers within the heart of Everyman, there's
Animals Exotique. From
duprasis to
sugar gliders, Animals
Exotique has a mammal to suit anyone's fancy.
to Pets by jacquez |
| Those who are looking to enter the heady world of cat ownership have
a large
selection from which to puzzle out a choice. I can
personally recommend a couple of
these.
to Pets by goboro |
| If you're considering a dog as a pet
(with apologies for the noise) you may want help finding that
perfect breed.
There are also alternatives if
you fancy a more equal companion
(persuant to applicable
state law, of course). to Pets by goboro |
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