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Tuesday
Apr 10, 2007
Dead marriage? Bury the past and move on to a new tomorrow.
to Humor by leptirica
Friday
May 26, 2006
If you lie and sell someone a broken laptop, make sure it's not still full of personal information and foot-fetish porn.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
May 24, 2006
Surviving the gauntlet of MCATs and medical school applications does little to prepare you for the daunting task of choosing your M.D. specialty. Undecided students can now refer to this handy guide to determine which medical profession best fits their personality.
to Humor by pjammer
Friday
May 12, 2006
Tourist phrasebooks, unless they are truly incompetently written, should be terse and useful above all else. But then, how can you explain phrases like these?
to Humor by riotnrrd
Monday
Mar 13, 2006
It suddenly all becomes clear. Spam subject lines are written by the same guy who translates chinese restaurant menus!
to Humor by riotnrrd
Sunday
Dec 25, 2005
This may be a formidable Gathering of the greats, but it simply pales in comparison to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia
Monday
Dec 5, 2005
It's Jerry Time combines two of my favorite things: clever 2d animation and hilarious pathos.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Sunday
Oct 30, 2005
Halloween is actually a ripped-off Celt holiday.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Oct 27, 2005
A true jedi, bust a move, must, hmm?
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Sep 21, 2005
Katrina: The Gathering. Not coming to comic book store near you.
to Humor by kade
Friday
Aug 12, 2005
Two of nature's mightiest predators fight it out at: Conan O'Brien vs. Bear!
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
May 18, 2005
When you download porn movies, you're stealing from fluffers.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Sunday
May 8, 2005
People in the salons of London and New York are abuzz with completely frivolous bullshit.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Apr 14, 2005
Save planet Earth by jumping!
to Humor by leptirica
Friday
Apr 8, 2005
Do not, under any circumstances, confuse Shakeskin.com and Beautifulagony.com.
to Humor by fool
Tuesday
Mar 29, 2005
The Japanese aren't the only ones who produce really awful english translations. But they are the best at it.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Friday
Mar 25, 2005
Jim Meskimen, the voice of George Bush and John Kerry in the 'fowarded-by-everyone-and-their-mothers' flash movie This Land, has an extensive background in voiceovers, theater and film. His website, Applied Silliness features hysterical audio skits and weekly caption contest cartoon blog.
to Humor by pjammer
Saturday
Mar 12, 2005
Stopped watching TV, but still crave profanity, violence, and nudity? Me too.
to Humor by fool
Friday
Mar 11, 2005
Fez God presents libelous recaptioning of news photos.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Monday
Feb 21, 2005
Really, I think McDonald's is missing the chance at becoming real classy.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Feb 17, 2005
What do you get when you cross the Dutch, earworms, cute animation and fart humor? I have no idea.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Monday
Jan 31, 2005
With the proliferation of code-names for various products, perhaps a little care ought to be taken to make sure they've not been used.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Jan 27, 2005
Perhaps the most painful-to-watch video in the history of the world.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Friday
Jan 21, 2005
When pornstars attack or when spokemen attack?
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Jan 6, 2005
God hates rags!
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Jan 5, 2005
"... over the years I started noticing a really strange trend. Many of the photos follow the same form: a picture of a person in the foreground, and on the background, a GIANT HEAD. Now, that's a clever picture once or twice, but it was happening so often that it really caught my attention. Was it always the same photographer? No, it turns out, it's not. So my best guess at this point is that one of the photo editors just has a GIANT HEAD fetish of some kind."
to Humor by pjammer
Thursday
Dec 9, 2004
Astorcube: the anatomy of a prank.
to Humor by 7layerburrito
Friday
Nov 26, 2004
Remember, always pick the right tool for the right job.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Thursday
Nov 4, 2004
Japanese businessmen. They work hard and they sleep hard.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Oct 13, 2004
"Leave it to Bush" is a weird, weird little flash cartoon that uses ferrets and the real voices of Gary Busey and George W. Bush to make a point about campaign finance reform. Or anal sex. Or maybe both.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Oct 12, 2004
Self-explanatory yet completely inexplicable: Japanese girls bitchslapping each other.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Oct 5, 2004
Masters of Lebowski: one of those rare ideas that's still funny after the bong hits have worn off the next morning.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Saturday
Aug 28, 2004
Too bothered by your noodle fetish to let your neighbors see you playing with your food at the local noodle shop? The Internet has the answer: Hot Noodz.
to Humor by caspian
Friday
Aug 20, 2004
The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness is more like a a compliation of bad translations than strange documentation, but still amusing. Warning! May pre house the seamy size violation!
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Aug 4, 2004
Dance, Voldo, dance!
to Humor by riotnrrd
Friday
Jul 9, 2004
Spam will never end, because there are 1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 ways to spell Viagra.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Saturday
Jul 3, 2004
"Just buy the fucking Winnebago already or don't, you fucking dumbass. What the fuck do I care? My MIND is just a piece of shit! Fuck!"
to Humor by fatherdan
Tuesday
Jun 29, 2004
Dog Toy or Marital Aid?
to Humor by yoyology
My job sucks and I work with fools.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Jun 1, 2004
You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you defeat the 1000 Fighting Styles of Rumsfeld?
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
May 19, 2004
June the mannequin, hits the road.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Monday
May 17, 2004
How many glasses of beer are in a keg? How many feet of noodles are in a package of Ramen? How many CDs can you label with a Sharpie? Find out the answer to these and other questions of the ages at How much Is Inside.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
May 12, 2004
What is it about movie quotes, sound loops, and paying monthly fees for seemingly useless domain names that people find so fascinating?
to Humor by 7layerburrito
Tuesday
Nov 11, 2003
Steve Ballmer for the Apple iPod?!
to Humor by kade
Thursday
Nov 6, 2003
Eric Fensler has remixed and overdubbed old G.I. Joe public service announcements to create some strange and funny short films.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Oct 29, 2003
Grab your favorite video game console, tape a cell phone to it and you're totally sidetalkin!
to Humor by kade
Tuesday
Oct 21, 2003
You've never seen G.I. Joe safety films like these before.
to Humor by sck
Friday
Oct 3, 2003
If the Weekly World News and Answer Me! got The Onion pregnant in a coke-fueled gangbang, and then sold their baby to American ex-pats living in Russia, that child would grow up to be eXile.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Sep 23, 2003
In a Slate article, Jonathan Ames posited that Brooklyn's Williamsburgh Bank Building was the most phallic building in the world. Naturally, he held a contest to decide the question once and for all. Surprisingly (at least, until you see it) the winner was a scrappy kid from Ypsilanti, Michigan. But in this moment of triumph, please, let us not forget the judges, some of whom went to incredible lengths to pick a winner.
to Humor by fatherdan
Friday
Sep 12, 2003
First Place for "Event most likely to give James Randi an aneurysm" goes to the Fellowship Baptist Creation Science fair.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Thursday
Aug 28, 2003
Sick of paranoid neighbors, snooping co-workers, curious wives? Fight them with all you've got!
to Humor by leptirica
Tuesday
Jul 29, 2003
Pornography comes in many unusual flavors nowadays.
to Humor by sck
Monday
Jul 7, 2003
Somewhere, in a galaxy, far far away. The universe is giving us the middle finger.
to Humor by kade
Thursday
Jul 3, 2003
It's easy to find anti-Bush websites. Even when your browser can't find them.
to Humor by 7layerburrito
Tuesday
Apr 1, 2003
Take a break from not laughing at the many unfunny April Fool's Day "jokes" on the web, and check out the 100 greatest April Fool's Day hoaxes of all time.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Friday
Mar 28, 2003
Think you've mastered pronunciation of foreign names? Then try these out: Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted .
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia
Wednesday
Mar 26, 2003
Only lamers still skateboard. All the cool kids are now into wheelbarrows.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Feb 25, 2003
Read my lips: crossing the line in the sand between easy listening duets and political satire will cause the mother of all laughing fits.
to Humor by fool
Sunday
Feb 23, 2003
The U.S. Government asks you to be prepared for biological or chemical attacks, explosions, nuclear blasts and radiation.
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia
Friday
Feb 14, 2003
Although bitterness about Valentine's day has become as cliched as celebrating it the Hallmark way, Blackheartsparty strikes just the right mix of hate and humor. Take the personality tests, read the reviews of restaurants to take people you only want to fuck and revel in their (and your own) misanthropy.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Feb 11, 2003
Never before has listening to you neighbor playing Counterstrike been funnier, or had a better beat.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Thursday
Feb 6, 2003
"My name is the Natsuko Murakami! As for me there is from Japan. My English still it is not complete and therefore I practiced and began this webpage. The Blogging is large!"
to Humor by riotnrrd
Thursday
Jan 30, 2003
Are you concerned about the CIA or aliens taking control of your mind via psychotronic devices? Do you use Linux? If you answered yes to both of these questions, then Mindguard is for you!
to Humor by caspian
Tuesday
Jan 28, 2003
If you're an enterprising dictator who wants to build his evil empire from scratch, you should check out Home Despot for all your evil needs.
to Humor by isosceles
Thursday
Jan 9, 2003
The next time someone tells you to "Go to Hell," you can consult the Entrances to Hell website and find the nearest door.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Dec 18, 2002
"Hi, my name is John and I switched to Canada..."
to Humor by kade
Sunday
Dec 1, 2002
You think you're so smart, but can you even tell your arse from your elbow?
to Humor by scromp
Saturday
Nov 2, 2002
Dumb Warnings (brought to you by the friendly folks at the Dumb Network) collects warnings of all kinds: infamous, bizarre, and humorous. Though some could easily be written off as translation errors, others approach the sublime.
to Humor by yoyology
Wednesday
Oct 30, 2002
An art critic, having picked on someone his own size and lost, goes after someone smaller.
to Humor by moose
Friday
Oct 25, 2002
Ever wanted to turn into a cabbage? Well, who hasn't? Just remember to turn back when you are finished.
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia
Friday
Oct 18, 2002
"I'm Sally, and I'm Johnny! Black people love us!"
to Humor by buttercup
Friday
Oct 4, 2002
What is it about toy dogs that evokes so much devotion and schadenfreude all at once?
to Humor by fool
Wednesday
Sep 11, 2002
What do the worst phrasebook ever written, a search engine, and dadaist rantings all have in common? English as She is Spoke vs. Babelfish might be the best answer.
to Humor by fool
Sunday
Sep 1, 2002
Care to buy your own piece of the most bribe-friendly state governor in the Union? Whether you're interested in stopping pesky HMO-reform consumer advocates or big raises at government-enforced monopolies, no bill is considered "too liberal" or "too conservative" for winning bidders. Step right up to eGray and bid on your favorite piece of legislation today!
to Humor by pjammer
Thursday
Aug 29, 2002
Finally, a clever parody of Bonsai for everyone. Well, except for Rice Boys.
to Humor by kade
Wednesday
Aug 21, 2002
In your time of grief, consider some of the more dignified ways to house the remains of your loved ones: shotgun shells and gems.
to Humor by fool
Sunday
Aug 18, 2002
Love me, love my oral irrigator.
to Humor by moose
Thursday
Aug 15, 2002
Mint in Romania? Rub it in. Everybody's doing it!
to Humor by monde
Friday
Aug 2, 2002
Aspiring evil villain? Get all of your lair, henchperson, and doomsday device needs taken care of at VillainSupply.com. And don't forget to browse the personals at their partner site, fatalmatch.com, helping those interested in commited violently sexual relationships. Happy hunting.
to Humor by fool
Wednesday
Jul 17, 2002
Ali Davis, a member of of the improv musical comedy troupe Baby Wants Candy, was recently featured on This American Life, reading excerpts from her hilarious True Porn Clerk Stories. Read her tales and be glad that your job doesn't involve handling videotapes covered in lube.
to Humor by riotnrrd
Monday
Jul 8, 2002
Google running too slow for you because of all the traffic? Try the Google mirror.
to Humor by onigame
Sunday
Jun 23, 2002
According to a very credible news source the Vatican has enlisted Robo Priests to help to "short-circuit sex scandals". There's even the to ability absolve your sins online!
to Humor by laurel
Thursday
Jun 20, 2002
What they didn't teach you in Driving School.
to Humor by kade
Monday
May 27, 2002
Thinker, politician and h4x0r economist; U.S. Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan is a renaissance man. He also seems to posess m4d skillz, as it were.
to Humor by caspian
Friday
May 17, 2002
It had to happen... The Attack of the Clowns is finally here!
to Humor by cain
Tuesday
May 7, 2002
Why is everyone so obsessed with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Fans have manipulated Arnold into making prank calls, running a pizza shop, saying funny things, and even singing silly songs.
to Humor by klint
Tuesday
Apr 30, 2002
It looks like Bart Simpson's taken a break from crank calling Moe and has decided to hassle amazon.com instead. Let's hope Mr. "Dova" doesn't mind.
to Humor by blk
Monday
Apr 29, 2002
900 year old Sailor Chibi Moon (not to be confused with Sailor ChibiChibi Moon) is equipped with both a Moon Rod and Pink Sugar Heart Attack. Sadly, neither of these sophisticated weapons can protect her from open flame, electric saws or rockets.
to Humor by moltevv
Thursday
Apr 18, 2002
In the grand tradition of Y2Khai, Odd Todd, and Icy Hot Stuntaz, I give you: Asian Pride (Requires Flash)
to Humor by dnm
Thursday
Mar 7, 2002
Fear Michael Jackson, for he is a man of many faces!
to Humor by caspian
Monday
Mar 4, 2002
The cool and crazy people at B3TA are at it again. Design an animal for the B3TA Zoo today.
to Humor by lucky
Friday
Mar 1, 2002
Is Pocho.com The Onion for Pochos, or is it La Cebolla for everyone else? Either way, it's pretty funny.
to Humor by fatherdan
Welcome to Goth Trailer Park...where everything is black and void of all color. The only exception is the color red...because it is the color of blood.
to Humor by lucky
Wednesday
Feb 27, 2002
Aye, the Farce is wit' ye, yiz bastads!
to Humor by fatherdan
Tuesday
Feb 26, 2002
Enough of the "squeezably soft" and the pictures of baby chicks, baby dolls and fluffy bunnies. I want a toilet paper that gives me the sense I'm getting a product that will do exactly what I'm buying it for.
to Humor by monde
Friday
Feb 22, 2002
Eat bunny! Bunny Corp offers many tasty selections for all bunny connoisseurs. Check out the full menu. I highly recommend the Fried Bunny.
to Humor by lucky
Thursday
Feb 7, 2002
There is only one way to properly bury a drunk. Don't forget to add Meister Brau (see illustration).
to Humor by fatherdan
Monday
Jan 21, 2002
Delta Airlines -- We luvz us sum flyin' and it be showin like a mutha f#cka!
to Humor by kade
Wednesday
Jan 16, 2002
The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts: Figure it out, if you can.
to Humor by kade
Sunday
Dec 30, 2001
What happens when you put star wars freaks and the Washington National Cathedral website together? Why, Darth Vader, of course.
to Humor by fool
Friday
Dec 14, 2001
The art and philosophy of throwing yourself down a flight of stairs.
to Humor by asosa
Thursday
Dec 13, 2001
Never mind the Segway, here's the Megway!
to Humor by fringehead
Thursday
Nov 29, 2001
Feeling a need to express your artistic talent? Looking for the perfect gift for your loved ones? Turd Twister is the answer to your prayers.
to Humor by cain
Tuesday
Nov 27, 2001
Indeed, but which poo is the best?
to Humor by mrnonrespondo
Memepool: serving all your poo poo and dookie entertainment needs.
to Humor by lucky
Monday
Nov 26, 2001
David Mamet reworks the dialogue between Hal and David Bowman from 2001.
to Humor by fool
Friday
Nov 23, 2001
Do you have a crush on the Land O' Lakes butter lady? Now with a little ingenuity you can see her as you never have before.
to Humor by lucky
Tuesday
Nov 20, 2001
"We are the Legos who say 'Ni!'"
to Humor by laurel
Office party season is fast approaching. Review and commit to memory the following warnings on alcohol-induced assholery and you might still have a job come January 1.
to Humor by fatherdan
Tuesday
Oct 30, 2001
A Reference for the Rest of You Bastards.
to Humor by fool
Wednesday
Oct 24, 2001
The legendary Kerpal and Abdar prank call lives on, through both cutely crude and somewhat more sophisticated Flash animations, a thrilling "dance remix," and hidden references buried in mailing list archives.
to Humor by crikey
Wednesday
Oct 17, 2001
Need help with relationships? Have tough questions for which not even Savage Love has the answers? Well, worry no more. The Lovetron 5000 has all the solutions you may ever need.
to Humor by cain
Friday
Oct 12, 2001
The Beowulf project has nothing to do with the adventures of a great Scandinavian warrior of the 6th century. Instead, it is the concept of wiring cheap, off-the-shelf computers together to form supercomputers. Now, in this day and age, even lowly consumer electronics devices can be combined for supercomputing purposes, so I guess that the Furbeowolf was just a matter of time.
to Humor by wheezer
Monday
Sep 24, 2001
Crack wise, Dave Eggers-style, with the Royal Journal (home of the ape-tastic guide to monkey movies, Monkeypeice Theatre).
to Humor by riotnrrd
Monday
Sep 10, 2001
There are lots of funny tales about job interviews, but nothing beats The Waffle Woman.
to Humor by moose
Friday
Sep 7, 2001
laughlab is mining the AmIHotOrNot phenomenon for the funniest jokes in the world. Why? They plan to use these concentrated bullets of pure humour in a neurological version of black box.
to Humor by braino
Friday
Aug 31, 2001
Suppose someone tells you that you're going to hell. What are you going to do?
to Humor by onigame
Tuesday
Aug 21, 2001
George Carlin has made a career saying the seven words you can't say on television—and a lot of other funny stuff too. What do you suppose he has to say on his personal Web site?
to Humor by fatherdan
Poor monkey boy. Any Microsoft employees willing to videotape their next company gathering?
to Humor by kade
Monday
Aug 20, 2001
Am I Right has an amusing collection of misheard lyrics and song parodies.
to Humor by laurel
Tuesday
Aug 14, 2001
Pssst! Hey you! I'm not sure if you've heard of the hippest new thing in town, raving. What, you haven't? Well, in that case, before heading on out to your local "rave" facility for the first time, try and get down with the scene - you should be well-versed in such critical fields as popular musical styles, phat pants, approaching glowstick-wielding individuals, protecting your DJ from whores, that wildly popular new "love-drug" ecstasy, oh and raving of course. All this and more is brought to you by one fantastic site, Raves: All-night-dance parties of DEATH, and lest I forget - there's even small section for law enforcement!
to Humor by wheezer
Friday
Aug 10, 2001
Apes and monkeys are getting smarter all the time. Now online chatting with our hairy friends is even easier.
to Humor by voidptr
Saturday
Aug 4, 2001
Sure, there are a lot of pointless "punch X in the face" sites, but then again some people really need a good smack upside the head.
to Humor by ron2112
Wednesday
Jul 18, 2001
Now that Mahir Cagri's fifteen minutes of fame is over, it's time to laugh at another intercontinental seducer, Zulfiquar.
to Humor by kade
Friday
Jul 13, 2001
There's the periodic table and then there's the periodic table for men.
to Humor by skallas
Wednesday
Jul 4, 2001
Cartoon characters with speech impediments are nothing new but that didn't stop me from spending hours laughing at Homestar Runner.
to Humor by mrnonrespondo
Sunday
Jul 1, 2001
Amish Heat brings you only the HOTTEST Amish action on the Web! You'll see, not one, not two, not even three but FOUR totally Amish teens playing in the grass!
to Humor by kade
Friday
Jun 15, 2001
Lactophiliacs rejoice: "I'm a Cow" is a hilarious bit of music video animation.
to Humor by fatherdan
Wednesday
Jun 13, 2001
Question: What do Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci and Anthony Perkins all have in common? Answer: Prank calls.
to Humor by kade
Friday
May 25, 2001
I'm trying to decide which asian mail order bride I really want -- the steel bending Jade, or the delicate Mikki.
to Humor by skallas
Sunday
May 20, 2001
Squirrel hazing is another strong contender in the field of odd squirrel-related websites.
to Humor by wheezer
Thursday
May 17, 2001
Aunt Nettie, one of the Internet pioneers of the 19th century brings us the Museum of Depressionist Art and the Gladys Dwindlebimmers Ralston Gallery of the Unidentifiable. Any museum featuring works such as "Homage to Bullwinkle" and In Memoriam: 'Rusty' a Great Cow Pony gets my vote.
to Humor by wheezer
AOL - with service this bad, how can it be number one?
to Humor by kade
Wednesday
May 16, 2001
I can't decide who coined the term "ass cape" first: a cheesy song or a homoerotic fan club that blurs the line between wrestling and boy bands.
to Humor by skallas
Friday
May 4, 2001
Who's your Kermie, baby?
to Humor by riotnrrd
Thursday
May 3, 2001
My airplane went down near Hainan Island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
to Humor by sylvar
Monday
Apr 23, 2001
Fairies have been hit hard by the economic downturn, too, which means good news for you -- they've branched out from teeth, and expanded into the lucrative feces arena.
to Humor by buttercup
I don't know which surprised me more, the fact that Euro-Disneyland was still open or that people think it needs parking.
to Humor by george
Tuesday
Apr 10, 2001
Dear All Other Countries (But Especially China): I'm sorry about my stupid fucking president.
to Humor by laurel
Thursday
Mar 29, 2001
Welcome to Zombocom. This is Zombocom. Welcome to Zombocom. Welcome to you who have come to Zombocom. Anything is possible at Zombocom. You can do anything at Zombocom. No, I have no clue what Zombocom is.
to Humor by mdm
Wednesday
Mar 28, 2001
British performer Chris Morris is neither a comedian nor a performance artist. He is, in one regard, a sonic outlaw, who creates hilarious yet horribly bleak aural and visual documents for such TV and radio programs as Blue Jam and Brass Eye (which have been yanked off the air within a few episodes—a not uncommon occurrence where Mr. Morris is concerned). In any event, he is infinitely more challenging to your funnybone and sense of good taste than most pathetic, potty-mouthed comedians. I'd hesitate before calling him “the next Lenny Bruce," but he's certainly as infuriating to the English Establishment as Mr. Bruce was to America's grey flannel suit crowd.
to Humor by fatherdan
Tuesday
Mar 27, 2001
Wouldn't it be great if you could customize your Magic 8 Ball?
to Humor by laurel
Sunday
Mar 18, 2001
You just sit down to your TV dinner and a cold one when the telephone rings. Guess who!
to Humor by safronlwin
Friday
Mar 16, 2001
WAIT! Before filling out your loser tax form, surf on over to this agency, where they've helped two people get new jobs.
to Humor by therubal
Taxes got you down? Cheer up, at least you don't have to do a loser tax.
to Humor by blk
Monday
Mar 12, 2001
Well, you can get certified in linux, aquafitness, or Reflexology. Why not certification for being a bitch?
to Humor by laurel
A new century has dawned. And with it comes the dawning of a new age of the SOMADs that we've grown to love so dearly. Forum 2000 is dead; long live Forum 3000!
to Humor by che
Tuesday
Feb 27, 2001
Fat is only ugly until you put a nipple on it.
to Humor by skyhook
Imagine if Abraham Lincoln were trapped in managerial hell and had to brief the Gettysburg address.
to Humor by laurel
Saturday
Feb 17, 2001
What's the new rage racing down the streets? That's right, furry motorcycles.
to Humor by singe
Monday
Feb 12, 2001
Harmu, a site with stunningly lo-fi mystery murder "movies" (produced with the Deluxe Paint V package for the Amiga) doesn't really require Finnish language skills. However, I can't help but wonder - why does this site link to the local police department?
to Humor by wheezer
Sunday
Feb 11, 2001
If you haven't already checked out the rather strange Swedish-language flash-based interpretation of what appears to be Turkish folksong, do it now. If you have, check out the English translation and grin a lil' more. Glue piece of ham, cool.
to Humor by wheezer
Monday
Jan 29, 2001
The future of American democracy depends on YOU! (and a fast mouse click...)
to Humor by gen
Tuesday
Jan 23, 2001
What is poop made of? Consult the all knowing "Scoop on Poop". After you're done learning, pick a poop from the gallery and send some to your friends. Wow! It's only $29.95 for camel poop!
to Humor by dennis
Monday
Dec 18, 2000
In command of a toy army? Maybe you need some tactical advice.
to Humor by sam
From the folks who brought you the thrilling web-based adventure in which a curious little monkey commits horrific crimes against humanity, it's Furious George on the campaign trail.
to Humor by sam
Saturday
Dec 16, 2000
PLUR or disunity? This is the raver's conundrum...
to Humor by gen
Thursday
Dec 14, 2000
When some "hip urban chicks" set up GeekBoyServices.com to help turn geek guys into hip urban dudes, I'd bet they didn't expect a response like GeekGirlServices.com where geek guys try to turn those hip urban chicks into nerdy, geek-loving, girls.
to Humor by mdm
Wednesday
Dec 6, 2000
More mustachioed fun as Turkish D.J. Kazak shares his "disgo movings". (Requires Flash)
to Humor by loothi
Monday
Dec 4, 2000
If search engines represent the mass use of practical artificial intelligence principles in everday life, then perhaps we have a while to wait before we can start having meaningful conversations with them. In the meantime, there's always Eliza.
to Humor by dnm
Saturday
Dec 2, 2000
For those times you confuse your Hayeks, here's a handy guide.
to Humor by mpc
Friday
Dec 1, 2000
Getting tired of candy ravers too? The backlash has begun.
to Humor by gen
Tuesday
Nov 28, 2000
If you're sick of sterotypical Greeting cards, Heretic Cards may be a great option for you. In particular, the Rational Inquirer, Path to Atheism, and Greetings from Hell cards are enough to brighten up anyone's dismal day.
to Humor by laurel
Tuesday
Nov 21, 2000
Hey Ladies - do you want to know how to snare a mad scientist? Perhaps you feel sympathetic to these men. Still shy you say? You should try the classified ads. Or maybe you should leave him a gift on his doorstep after you stalk him for awhile.
to Humor by laurel
Wednesday
Nov 15, 2000
Disco. Whether you love it or hate it, after you stop laughing from this mpeg you'll probably agree that this guy is a genius.
to Humor by moose
Saturday
Nov 11, 2000
One last veggie humor site.
to Humor by djinn
Monday
Oct 30, 2000
Most everybody knows about that anime that caused Japanese kids to have seizures a few years back. Let's try that again.
to Humor by singe
Tuesday
Oct 24, 2000
Do you waste countless hours at work surfing bandwidth-wasting crap? Don't let your extracurricular computer use cost you a job - Don's Boss Page offers web-cruising slackers useful downloadables like the one-click panic button as well as helpful tips on how to efficie