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| Wednesday Aug 22, 2012 | Point your pointer at Pointer Pointer and a pointer will point at your pointer. to Humor by sylvar |
| Friday May 25, 2012 | Economy size schadenfreude: Take a number of morbidly obese British teens. Send them to the jungles of Borneo. Force them to live among native Iban tribesmen and hunt and fish for their food. The result: Can Fat Teens Hunt? The answer: ineptly. to Humor by isosceles |
| Friday Apr 13, 2012 | The internet loves dinosaurs, and loves historical clothing, so of course we have Dapper Dinosaurs. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Apr 10, 2007 | Dead marriage? Bury the past and move on to a new tomorrow. to Humor by leptirica |
| Friday May 26, 2006 | If you lie and sell someone a broken laptop, make sure it's not still
full of
personal information and
foot-fetish porn. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday May 24, 2006 | Surviving the gauntlet of MCATs and medical school applications does little to prepare you for the daunting task of choosing your M.D. specialty. Undecided students can now refer to this handy guide to determine which medical profession best fits their personality. to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday May 12, 2006 |
Tourist phrasebooks, unless they are
truly incompetently written, should be terse and
useful above all else.
But then, how can you explain
phrases like these? to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Monday Mar 13, 2006 | It suddenly all becomes clear.
Spam subject lines
are written by the same guy who translates
chinese
restaurant menus! to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Dec 24, 2005 | This may be a formidable Gathering of the greats, but it simply pales in comparison to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. to Humor by pyrrhuloxia |
| Monday Dec 5, 2005 | It's Jerry Time
combines two of my favorite things: clever 2d animation and hilarious pathos.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Sunday Oct 30, 2005 | Halloween is actually a ripped-off Celt holiday. to Humor by fool |
| Thursday Oct 27, 2005 | A true jedi,
bust a move, must, hmm? to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Sep 20, 2005 | Katrina: The Gathering. Not coming to comic book store near you. to Humor by kade |
| Friday Aug 12, 2005 |
Two of nature's mightiest predators fight it out at:
Conan O'Brien vs. Bear! to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday May 18, 2005 | When you download porn movies, you're
stealing from fluffers. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Sunday May 8, 2005 | People in the salons of London and New York are abuzz with completely frivolous bullshit. to Humor by fool |
| Thursday Apr 14, 2005 | Save planet Earth by jumping! to Humor by leptirica |
| Friday Apr 8, 2005 | Do not, under any circumstances, confuse Shakeskin.com and Beautifulagony.com. to Humor by fool |
| Tuesday Mar 29, 2005 | The Japanese
aren't
the only ones who produce
really awful english translations.
But they are
the best at it.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Mar 24, 2005 | Jim Meskimen, the voice of George Bush and John Kerry in the 'fowarded-by-everyone-and-their-mothers' flash movie This Land, has an extensive background in voiceovers, theater and film. His website, Applied Silliness features hysterical audio skits and weekly caption contest cartoon blog. to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Mar 11, 2005 | Stopped watching TV, but still crave profanity, violence, and nudity? Me too. to Humor by fool |
| Fez God presents
libelous recaptioning
of news photos.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Monday Feb 21, 2005 | Really, I think McDonald's is missing the chance at becoming real classy. to Humor by fool |
| Thursday Feb 17, 2005 | What do you get when you cross the Dutch, earworms, cute animation and
fart humor?
I
have no idea.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Monday Jan 31, 2005 | With the proliferation of code-names for various products, perhaps a little care ought to be taken to make sure they've not been used. to Humor by fool |
| Thursday Jan 27, 2005 | Perhaps
the
most painful-to-watch video in the history of the world.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Friday Jan 21, 2005 | When pornstars attack or when spokemen attack? to Humor by fool |
| Thursday Jan 6, 2005 | God hates
rags! to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Jan 5, 2005 | "... over the years I started noticing a really strange trend. Many of the photos follow the same form: a picture of a person in the foreground, and on the background, a GIANT HEAD. Now, that's a clever picture once or twice, but it was happening so often that it really caught my attention. Was it always the same photographer? No, it turns out, it's not. So my best guess at this point is that one of the photo editors just has a GIANT HEAD fetish of some kind." to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday Dec 8, 2004 | Astorcube: the anatomy of a prank. to Humor by 7layerburrito |
| Friday Nov 26, 2004 | Remember, always pick
the
right tool for the right job. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Nov 4, 2004 | Japanese businessmen. They work hard and they
sleep
hard.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Oct 13, 2004 | "Leave it to Bush"
is a weird, weird little flash cartoon
that uses ferrets and the real voices of Gary Busey and George W. Bush
to make a point about campaign finance reform. Or anal sex. Or maybe both. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Oct 12, 2004 |
Self-explanatory yet completely inexplicable: Japanese girls
bitchslapping each other.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Oct 5, 2004 | Masters of
Lebowski: one of those rare ideas that's still funny after the bong
hits have worn off the next morning.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Aug 28, 2004 | Too bothered by your noodle fetish to let your neighbors see you playing with your food at the local noodle shop? The Internet has the answer:
Hot Noodz. to Humor by caspian |
| Friday Aug 20, 2004 | The
Hall of
Technical Documentation Weirdness is
more like a a compliation of bad translations than
strange documentation, but still amusing.
Warning!
May pre house
the seamy size violation!
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Aug 4, 2004 | Dance, Voldo, dance! to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Friday Jul 9, 2004 | Spam will never end, because there are
1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 ways
to spell Viagra.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Jul 3, 2004 | "Just buy the fucking Winnebago already or don't, you fucking dumbass. What the fuck do I care? My MIND is just a piece of shit! Fuck!" to Humor by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jun 29, 2004 | Dog Toy or Marital Aid? to Humor by yoyology |
| My job sucks and
I work with fools.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Jun 1, 2004 | You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you
defeat the
1000 Fighting Styles of
Rumsfeld?
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday May 19, 2004 | June the mannequin, hits the
road. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Monday May 17, 2004 | How many glasses
of beer are in a keg?
How many feet of noodles are in
a package of Ramen?
How many
CDs can you label with a
Sharpie?
Find out the answer to these and other questions of the ages at
How much Is Inside.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday May 12, 2004 | What is it about movie quotes, sound loops, and paying monthly fees for seemingly useless domain names that people find so fascinating? to Humor by 7layerburrito |
| Tuesday Nov 11, 2003 | Steve Ballmer for the Apple iPod?! to Humor by kade |
| Thursday Nov 6, 2003 | Eric Fensler
has remixed and overdubbed old
G.I. Joe public service
announcements
to create some
strange and funny
short films.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Oct 29, 2003 | Grab your favorite video game console, tape a cell phone to it and you're totally sidetalkin! to Humor by kade |
| Monday Oct 20, 2003 | You've never seen G.I. Joe safety films like these before. to Humor by sck |
| Friday Oct 3, 2003 | If the Weekly World News and
Answer Me!
got The Onion pregnant
in a coke-fueled gangbang, and then
sold their baby
to American ex-pats living in Russia, that child would grow
up to be eXile. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Sep 23, 2003 | In a Slate article, Jonathan Ames posited that Brooklyn's Williamsburgh Bank Building was the most phallic building in the world. Naturally, he held a contest to decide the question once and for all. Surprisingly (at least, until you see it) the winner was a scrappy kid from Ypsilanti, Michigan. But in this moment of triumph, please, let us not forget the judges, some of whom went to incredible lengths to pick a winner. to Humor by fatherdan |
| Friday Sep 12, 2003 | First Place for "Event most likely to give James Randi an aneurysm"
goes to the
Fellowship Baptist
Creation Science fair.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Aug 27, 2003 | Sick of paranoid neighbors, snooping co-workers, curious wives? Fight them with all you've got!
to Humor by leptirica |
| Monday Jul 28, 2003 | Pornography comes in many unusual flavors nowadays. to Humor by sck |
| Monday Jul 7, 2003 | Somewhere, in a galaxy, far far away. The universe is giving us the middle finger.
to Humor by kade |
| Thursday Jul 3, 2003 | It's easy to find anti-Bush websites. Even when your browser can't find them. to Humor by 7layerburrito |
| Tuesday Apr 1, 2003 | Take a break from not laughing at the many unfunny April Fool's
Day "jokes" on the web, and check out the
100 greatest April
Fool's Day hoaxes of all time.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Mar 27, 2003 | Think you've mastered pronunciation of foreign names? Then try these out: Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted .
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia |
| Wednesday Mar 26, 2003 | Only lamers still skateboard. All the cool kids are now into
wheelbarrows. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Feb 25, 2003 | Read my lips: crossing the line in the sand between easy listening duets and political satire will cause the mother of all laughing fits. to Humor by fool |
| Sunday Feb 23, 2003 | The U.S. Government asks you to be prepared for biological or chemical attacks, explosions, nuclear blasts and radiation.
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia |
| Friday Feb 14, 2003 | Although
bitterness about
Valentine's day has become as cliched as
celebrating it the
Hallmark way,
Blackheartsparty
strikes just the right mix of hate and humor.
Take the
personality tests,
read the reviews of restaurants to take people you only
want to fuck
and revel in their (and your own) misanthropy.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Feb 11, 2003 | Never before has
listening
to you neighbor playing Counterstrike been
funnier, or had a better beat.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Feb 6, 2003 |
"My name is the Natsuko Murakami! As for me there is from Japan. My
English still it is not complete and therefore I practiced and began
this webpage.
The Blogging is large!" to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Thursday Jan 30, 2003 | Are you concerned about the CIA or aliens taking control of your mind via psychotronic devices?
Do you use Linux? If you answered yes to both of these questions, then Mindguard is for you!
to Humor by caspian |
| Monday Jan 27, 2003 | If you're an enterprising dictator who wants to build his evil empire from scratch, you should check out Home Despot for all your evil needs. to Humor by isosceles |
| Thursday Jan 9, 2003 | The next time someone tells you to "Go to Hell," you can
consult the
Entrances to Hell
website and find the nearest door.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Dec 18, 2002 | "Hi, my name is John and I switched to Canada..."
to Humor by kade |
| Sunday Dec 1, 2002 | You think you're so smart, but can you even tell your arse from your elbow? to Humor by scromp |
| Saturday Nov 2, 2002 | Dumb Warnings (brought to you by the friendly folks at the Dumb Network) collects warnings of all kinds: infamous, bizarre, and humorous. Though some could easily be written off as translation errors, others approach the sublime. to Humor by yoyology |
| Wednesday Oct 30, 2002 | An art critic, having picked on someone his own size and lost, goes after
someone smaller.
to Humor by moose |
| Friday Oct 25, 2002 | Ever wanted to turn into a cabbage? Well, who hasn't? Just remember to turn back when you are finished.
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia |
| Friday Oct 18, 2002 | "I'm Sally, and I'm Johnny! Black people love us!"
to Humor by buttercup |
| Friday Oct 4, 2002 | What is it about toy dogs that evokes so much devotion and schadenfreude all at once? to Humor by fool |
| Tuesday Sep 10, 2002 | What do the worst phrasebook ever written, a search engine, and dadaist rantings all have in common? English as She is Spoke vs. Babelfish might be the best answer. to Humor by fool |
| Saturday Aug 31, 2002 | Care to buy your own piece of the most bribe-friendly state governor in the Union? Whether you're interested in stopping pesky HMO-reform consumer advocates or big raises at government-enforced monopolies, no bill is considered "too liberal" or "too conservative" for winning bidders. Step right up to eGray and bid on your favorite piece of legislation today! to Humor by pjammer |
| Thursday Aug 29, 2002 | Finally, a clever parody of Bonsai for everyone. Well, except for Rice Boys.
to Humor by kade |
| Wednesday Aug 21, 2002 | In your time of grief, consider some of the more dignified ways to house the remains of your loved ones: shotgun shells and gems. to Humor by fool |
| Sunday Aug 18, 2002 | Love me, love my oral irrigator. to Humor by moose |
| Thursday Aug 15, 2002 | Mint in Romania? Rub it in. Everybody's doing it! to Humor by monde |
| Friday Aug 2, 2002 | Aspiring evil villain? Get all of your lair, henchperson, and doomsday device needs taken care of at VillainSupply.com. And don't forget to browse the personals at their partner site, fatalmatch.com, helping those interested in commited violently sexual relationships. Happy hunting.
to Humor by fool |
| Wednesday Jul 17, 2002 | Ali Davis, a member of of the improv musical comedy troupe
Baby Wants Candy,
was
recently featured
on This American Life, reading
excerpts from her hilarious
True
Porn Clerk Stories. Read her tales and be glad that your job doesn't
involve handling videotapes covered in lube. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Monday Jul 8, 2002 | Google running too slow for you because of all the traffic? Try the Google mirror. to Humor by onigame |
| Saturday Jun 22, 2002 | According to a very credible news source the Vatican has enlisted Robo Priests to help to "short-circuit sex scandals". There's even the to ability absolve your sins online! to Humor by laurel |
| Thursday Jun 20, 2002 | What they didn't teach you in Driving School. to Humor by kade |
| Monday May 27, 2002 | Thinker, politician and h4x0r economist; U.S. Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan is a renaissance man. He also seems to posess m4d skillz, as it were. to Humor by caspian |
| Friday May 17, 2002 | It had to happen... The Attack of the Clowns is finally here! to Humor by cain |
| Monday May 6, 2002 | Why is everyone so obsessed with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Fans have manipulated Arnold into making prank calls, running a pizza shop, saying funny things, and even singing silly songs.
to Humor by klint |
| Monday Apr 29, 2002 | It looks like Bart Simpson's taken a break from
crank
calling Moe and has decided to hassle
amazon.com instead. Let's hope Mr. "Dova" doesn't mind.
to Humor by blk |
| 900 year old Sailor Chibi Moon (not to be confused with Sailor ChibiChibi Moon) is equipped with both a Moon Rod and Pink Sugar Heart Attack. Sadly, neither of these sophisticated weapons can protect her from open flame, electric saws or rockets.
to Humor by moltevv |
| Wednesday Apr 17, 2002 | In the grand tradition of Y2Khai, Odd Todd, and Icy Hot Stuntaz, I give you: Asian Pride (Requires Flash) to Humor by dnm |
| Thursday Mar 7, 2002 | Fear Michael Jackson, for he is a man of many faces! to Humor by caspian |
| Sunday Mar 3, 2002 | The cool and crazy people at B3TA are at it again. Design an animal for the B3TA Zoo today. to Humor by lucky |
| Friday Mar 1, 2002 | Is Pocho.com The Onion for Pochos, or is it La Cebolla for everyone else? Either way, it's pretty funny. to Humor by fatherdan |
| Thursday Feb 28, 2002 | Welcome to Goth Trailer Park...where everything is black and void of all color. The only exception is the color red...because it is the color of blood. to Humor by lucky |
| Wednesday Feb 27, 2002 | Aye, the Farce
is wit' ye, yiz bastads! to Humor by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Feb 26, 2002 | Enough of the "squeezably soft" and the pictures of baby chicks, baby dolls and fluffy bunnies. I want a toilet paper that gives me the sense I'm getting a product that will do exactly what I'm buying it for. to Humor by monde |
| Friday Feb 22, 2002 | Eat bunny! Bunny Corp offers many tasty selections for all bunny connoisseurs. Check out the full menu. I highly recommend the Fried Bunny. to Humor by lucky |
| Thursday Feb 7, 2002 | There is only one way to properly bury a drunk. Don't forget to add Meister Brau (see illustration). to Humor by fatherdan |
| Monday Jan 21, 2002 | Delta Airlines -- We luvz us sum flyin' and it be showin like a mutha f#cka! to Humor by kade |
| Tuesday Jan 15, 2002 | The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts: Figure it out, if you can.
to Humor by kade |
| Sunday Dec 30, 2001 | What happens when you put star wars freaks and the Washington National Cathedral website together? Why, Darth Vader, of course.
to Humor by fool |
| Friday Dec 14, 2001 | The art and philosophy
of throwing yourself down a flight
of stairs. to Humor by asosa |
| Thursday Dec 13, 2001 | Never mind the Segway, here's the Megway! to Humor by fringehead |
| Thursday Nov 29, 2001 | Feeling a need to express your artistic talent? Looking for the perfect gift for your loved ones? Turd Twister is the answer to your prayers.
to Humor by cain |
| Tuesday Nov 27, 2001 | Indeed, but which poo is the best? to Humor by mrnonrespondo |
| Monday Nov 26, 2001 | Memepool: serving all
your
poo poo
and dookie
entertainment
needs.
to Humor by lucky |
| David Mamet reworks the dialogue between Hal and David Bowman from 2001.
to Humor by fool |
| Friday Nov 23, 2001 | Do you have a crush on the Land
O' Lakes butter lady? Now with a little ingenuity
you can see her
as you never
have before. to Humor by lucky |
| Tuesday Nov 20, 2001 | "We are the Legos who say
'Ni!'" to Humor by laurel |
| Office party season is fast approaching. Review and commit to memory the following warnings on alcohol-induced assholery and you might still have a job come January 1. to Humor by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Oct 30, 2001 | A Reference for the Rest of You Bastards. to Humor by fool |
| Wednesday Oct 24, 2001 | The legendary Kerpal and Abdar prank call lives on, through both cutely crude and somewhat more sophisticated Flash animations, a thrilling "dance remix," and hidden references buried in mailing list archives. to Humor by crikey |
| Wednesday Oct 17, 2001 | Need help with relationships? Have tough questions for which not even Savage Love has the answers? Well, worry no more.
The Lovetron 5000 has all the solutions you may ever need.
to Humor by cain |
| Friday Oct 12, 2001 | The Beowulf project has nothing to do with the adventures of a great Scandinavian warrior of the 6th century. Instead, it is the concept of wiring cheap, off-the-shelf computers together to form supercomputers. Now, in this day and age, even lowly consumer electronics devices can be combined for supercomputing purposes, so I guess that the Furbeowolf was just a matter of time. to Humor by wheezer |
| Monday Sep 24, 2001 | Crack wise,
Dave Eggers-style,
with the
Royal
Journal (home of the ape-tastic guide to monkey movies,
Monkeypeice
Theatre).
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Sunday Sep 9, 2001 | There are lots of
funny tales about job
interviews, but nothing beats The Waffle
Woman.
to Humor by moose |
| Friday Sep 7, 2001 | laughlab is mining
the AmIHotOrNot phenomenon for the funniest jokes in the
world. Why? They plan to use these concentrated bullets of
pure humour in a neurological version of black
box. to Humor by braino |
| Friday Aug 31, 2001 | Suppose someone tells you that you're going to hell. What are you going to do? to Humor by onigame |
| Monday Aug 20, 2001 | George Carlin has made a career saying
the seven words you can't say on television—and a lot of other funny stuff
too. What do you suppose he has to say on his personal Web site? to Humor by fatherdan |
| Poor monkey boy. Any Microsoft employees willing to videotape their next company gathering? to Humor by kade |
| Am I Right has an amusing collection of
misheard lyrics and
song parodies.
to Humor by laurel |
| Tuesday Aug 14, 2001 | Pssst! Hey you! I'm not sure if you've heard of the hippest new thing in town, raving. What, you haven't? Well, in that case, before heading on out to your local "rave" facility for the first time, try and get down with the scene - you should be well-versed in such critical fields as popular musical styles, phat pants, approaching glowstick-wielding individuals, protecting your DJ from whores, that wildly popular new "love-drug" ecstasy, oh and raving of course. All this and more is brought to you by one fantastic site, Raves: All-night-dance parties of DEATH, and lest I forget - there's even small section for law enforcement! to Humor by wheezer |
| Friday Aug 10, 2001 | Apes
and monkeys
are getting smarter
all the
time.
Now online
chatting with our hairy friends is
even easier.
to Humor by voidptr |
| Saturday Aug 4, 2001 | Sure, there are a lot of pointless "punch X in the face" sites, but then again some people really need a good smack upside the head. to Humor by ron2112 |
| Wednesday Jul 18, 2001 | Now that Mahir Cagri's fifteen minutes of fame is over, it's time to laugh at another intercontinental seducer, Zulfiquar.
to Humor by kade |
| Thursday Jul 12, 2001 | There's the periodic table and then there's the periodic table for men. to Humor by skallas |
| Tuesday Jul 3, 2001 | Cartoon characters with speech impediments are nothing new but that didn't stop me from spending hours laughing at Homestar Runner.
to Humor by mrnonrespondo |
| Sunday Jul 1, 2001 | Amish Heat brings you only the HOTTEST Amish action on the Web!
You'll see, not one, not two, not even three but FOUR totally Amish teens playing in the grass! to Humor by kade |
| Friday Jun 15, 2001 | Lactophiliacs rejoice: "I'm
a Cow" is a hilarious bit of music video animation. to Humor by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jun 12, 2001 | Question: What do Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci and Anthony Perkins all have in common? Answer: Prank calls.
to Humor by kade |
| Friday May 25, 2001 | I'm trying to decide which asian mail order bride I really want -- the steel bending Jade, or the delicate Mikki.
to Humor by skallas |
| Sunday May 20, 2001 | Squirrel hazing is another strong contender in the field of odd squirrel-related websites.
to Humor by wheezer |
| Thursday May 17, 2001 | Aunt Nettie, one of the Internet pioneers of the 19th century brings us the Museum of Depressionist Art and the Gladys Dwindlebimmers Ralston Gallery of the Unidentifiable. Any museum featuring works such as "Homage to Bullwinkle" and In Memoriam: 'Rusty' a Great Cow Pony gets my vote. to Humor by wheezer |
| Wednesday May 16, 2001 | AOL - with service this bad, how can it be number one? to Humor by kade |
| Tuesday May 15, 2001 | I can't decide who coined the term "ass cape" first: a cheesy song or a homoerotic fan club that blurs the line between wrestling and boy bands.
to Humor by skallas |
| Thursday May 3, 2001 | Who's your
Kermie,
baby?
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| My airplane
went down near Hainan Island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. to Humor by sylvar |
| Monday Apr 23, 2001 | Fairies have been hit hard by the economic downturn, too, which means good news for you -- they've branched out from teeth, and expanded into the lucrative feces arena.
to Humor by buttercup |
| I don't know which surprised me more, the fact that Euro-Disneyland was still open or that people think it needs parking. to Humor by george |
| Monday Apr 9, 2001 | Dear All Other Countries (But Especially China): I'm sorry about my stupid fucking president. to Humor by laurel |
| Wednesday Mar 28, 2001 | Welcome to Zombocom. This is Zombocom. Welcome to Zombocom. Welcome to you who have come to Zombocom. Anything is possible at Zombocom. You can do anything at Zombocom. No, I have no clue what Zombocom is. to Humor by mdm |
| Tuesday Mar 27, 2001 | British performer Chris Morris
is neither a comedian nor a performance
artist. He is, in one regard, a sonic outlaw,
who creates hilarious yet horribly bleak aural and visual documents for such TV
and radio programs as Blue
Jam and Brass Eye (which have been yanked off the air within a
few episodes—a not uncommon occurrence where Mr. Morris is concerned). In
any event, he is infinitely more challenging to your funnybone and sense of good
taste than most pathetic, potty-mouthed comedians. I'd hesitate before calling him “the
next Lenny Bruce," but he's certainly as infuriating to the English Establishment as Mr. Bruce was to America's grey flannel suit crowd. to Humor by fatherdan |
| Wouldn't it be great if you could
customize your
Magic 8 Ball?
to Humor by laurel |
| Sunday Mar 18, 2001 | You just sit down to your TV dinner and a cold one when the telephone rings. Guess who! to Humor by safronlwin |
| Friday Mar 16, 2001 | WAIT! Before filling out your loser tax form, surf on over to this agency, where they've helped two people get new jobs.
to Humor by therubal |
| Taxes got you down? Cheer up, at least you don't have to do a
loser tax.
to Humor by blk |
| Monday Mar 12, 2001 | Well, you can get certified in linux,
aquafitness, or
Reflexology.
Why not certification for being
a bitch? to Humor by laurel |
| Sunday Mar 11, 2001 | A new century has dawned. And with it comes the dawning of a new age of the SOMADs that we've grown to love so dearly. Forum 2000 is dead; long live Forum 3000!
to Humor by che |
| Tuesday Feb 27, 2001 | Fat is only ugly until you put a
nipple on it. to Humor by skyhook |
| Imagine if Abraham Lincoln were trapped in managerial hell and had to
brief the Gettysburg address. to Humor by laurel |
| Friday Feb 16, 2001 | What's the new rage racing down the streets? That's right, furry motorcycles. to Humor by singe |
| Monday Feb 12, 2001 | Harmu, a site with stunningly lo-fi mystery murder "movies" (produced with the Deluxe Paint V package for the Amiga) doesn't really require Finnish language skills. However, I can't help but wonder - why does this site link to the local police department? to Humor by wheezer |
| Sunday Feb 11, 2001 | If you haven't already checked out the rather strange Swedish-language flash-based interpretation of what appears to be Turkish folksong, do it now. If you have, check out the English translation and grin a lil' more. Glue piece of ham, cool.
to Humor by wheezer |
| Monday Jan 29, 2001 | The future of American democracy depends on
YOU! (and a fast mouse click...)
to Humor by gen |
| Monday Jan 22, 2001 | What is poop made of? Consult the all knowing "Scoop on Poop". After you're done learning, pick a poop from the gallery and send some to your friends. Wow! It's only $29.95 for camel poop! to Humor by dennis |
| Monday Dec 18, 2000 | In command of a toy army?
Maybe you need
some tactical advice. to Humor by sam |
| From the folks who brought you
the thrilling web-based
adventure in which a curious
little monkey commits horrific
crimes against humanity,
it's Furious George on the campaign trail. to Humor by sam |
| Friday Dec 15, 2000 | PLUR or disunity? This is the raver's conundrum... to Humor by gen |
| Thursday Dec 14, 2000 | When some "hip urban chicks" set up GeekBoyServices.com to help turn geek guys into hip urban dudes, I'd bet they didn't expect a response like GeekGirlServices.com where geek guys try to turn those hip urban chicks into nerdy, geek-loving, girls. to Humor by mdm |
| Wednesday Dec 6, 2000 | More mustachioed fun as Turkish D.J. Kazak shares his "disgo movings". (Requires Flash) to Humor by loothi |
| Sunday Dec 3, 2000 | If search engines represent the mass use of practical artificial intelligence principles in everday life, then perhaps we have a while to wait before we can start having meaningful conversations with them. In the meantime, there's always Eliza. to Humor by dnm |
| Saturday Dec 2, 2000 | For those times you confuse your Hayeks, here's a handy guide. to Humor by mpc |
| Thursday Nov 30, 2000 | Getting tired of candy ravers too? The backlash has begun. to Humor by gen |
| Tuesday Nov 28, 2000 | If you're sick of
sterotypical Greeting cards,
Heretic Cards
may be a great option for you. In particular,
the
Rational Inquirer,
Path to Atheism, and
Greetings from Hell cards are enough to brighten up
anyone's dismal day.
to Humor by laurel |
| Monday Nov 20, 2000 | Hey Ladies - do you want to know how to
snare a mad scientist? Perhaps you feel
sympathetic to these men. Still shy you say? You should try the
classified ads. Or maybe you should leave him a
gift on his doorstep after you
stalk
him for awhile. to Humor by laurel |
| Wednesday Nov 15, 2000 | Disco.
Whether you
love it or
hate it,
after you stop laughing from
this mpeg
you'll probably agree that
this guy is a genius.
to Humor by moose |
| Saturday Nov 11, 2000 | One last veggie humor site. to Humor by djinn |
| Sunday Oct 29, 2000 | Most everybody knows about that anime that caused Japanese kids to have seizures a few years back. Let's try that again. to Humor by singe |
| Tuesday Oct 24, 2000 | Do you waste countless hours at work surfing bandwidth-wasting crap? Don't let your extracurricular computer use cost you a job - Don's Boss Page offers web-cruising slackers useful downloadables like the one-click panic button as well as helpful tips on how to efficiently waste company resources. to Humor by pjammer |
| Sunday Oct 22, 2000 | Everyone deserves a Bill of Rights, especially math students, parrots, effeminate men, and people getting piercings or tarot card readings. to Humor by skallas |
| Saturday Oct 21, 2000 | Is it me, or does the editor of What A Wonderful World look strikingly similar to the "publisher" of The Onion?
to Humor by earmouse |
| Thursday Oct 19, 2000 | Is your boss getting you down? The
Napalm Pilot by 3-Bomb may be
the solution for you. to Humor by laurel |
| I have no clue what Anabuki Construction Inc. is trying to sell in their commericals but I'll take two. to Humor by kade |
| Wednesday Oct 18, 2000 | Did you just kill your wife? Let Cadaver Inc. remove the body and clean-up the scene before the police get there. to Humor by kade |
| Tuesday Oct 17, 2000 | George Bush is a punk. to Humor by kade |
| Monday Oct 16, 2000 | The short and strange tale of a Taiwanese ad-agency using Hitler as their spokesman for German made space heaters.
to Humor by skallas |
| Saturday Oct 14, 2000 | Aaaah! He-Man Ate My
Balls!(This is a little old, but it still makes me laugh so hard that milk comes
out of my nose.)
to Humor by roo |
| Thursday Oct 12, 2000 | If you were amused by the idea of hamsters dancing, you'll probably also enjoy The George W. Bush Dance (with some appropriate music played by Eric Clapton). to Humor by sylvar |
| This year's Darwin Awards have been released. to Humor by skallas |
| Wednesday Oct 11, 2000 | Get away from the rat race at Sheep Dung Estates. to Humor by kade |
| Stupid? Low IQ got you down? BrainTrans Inc. is here to help. to Humor by kade |
| Friday Oct 6, 2000 | TDA Advertising & Design - We never bill our whores to your account. to Humor by kade |
| It's time for more truth in advertising (3.5MB, QuickTime) -- that is, truth in the advertising business. to Humor by sylvar |
| Don't like ugly people
sites because of your conscience? Try making your own ugly people with Face Generator (Requires IE4+). to Humor by jiberish |
| Thursday Oct 5, 2000 | Y'know Inc. Productions (YIP) is responsible for some of the funniest text files I've seen in a long time, including odes to Gauntlet, toad gonads, and DOS for Dummies. to Humor by sylvar |
| Monday Oct 2, 2000 | The humorous comedy site I-Mockery contains various features such as Blair Witch Project Action Figures, greeting cards for cynics and my personal favorite -- Martin Yan, Homicidal Chef. to Humor by kade |
| Funny how children can articulate what adults would like to. to Humor by sam |
| Thursday Sep 28, 2000 | Movie Critic and all around nasty guy Joe Queenan has engaged in a couple of experiments on the web, with varying results. At some point, he decided to apologize. To everybody, apparently. to Humor by mpc |
| Wednesday Sep 27, 2000 | When that annoying Office paperclip makes you wish you were dead,
it's time to consider assisted
suicide. to Humor by sylvar |
| What's better than a fistful of dead presidents? A site full of dead
presidents saying wacky stuff, that's what. Think of it as the Dysfunctional Presidents Circus. to Humor by sylvar |
| Tuesday Sep 19, 2000 | Now it's time for Jesus Dress Up! to Humor by jiberish |
| Tuesday Sep 12, 2000 |
Everyone is aware of Stephen Hawking's contributions to science, but did you know he's been
moonlighting as a rapper MC?
Check it out, yo! MC Hawking hanging with Chuck D, Ice T, and the Beastie Boys!
Read all about how the Beastie Boys' 1988 tour changed his life forever. to Humor by gen |
| Saturday Sep 2, 2000 | Meet Ben-Her. Ben phones sex-chat lines and pretends to be a woman so that men who use the service can leave messages for him and he phones them up. He's giggly and playful, asking them to perform increasingly bizarre acts of depravity in his goal to humilate the helpless saps. to Humor by kade |
| Thursday Aug 31, 2000 | Take ESR's Ethics From A Barrel Of A Gun, then read what he was really thinking. to Humor by mpc |
| Tuesday Aug 22, 2000 | Bikini Masterpiece Theatre. Hey, unemployed big-breasted bikini models need a paycheque too. to Humor by kade |
| Sunday Aug 20, 2000 | ilovebacon.com is a great repository for hilarious and x-rated media, I'm especially taken by Ron and Nancy advocating drug use. to Humor by skallas |
| Saturday Aug 19, 2000 | Boxlor is a sensitive yet bad-tempered boy with a box stuck on his head trying to find his way in the world. to Humor by skallas |
| Monday Aug 14, 2000 | Interested in reading Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Dead Beauty Queen or viewing some hilarious intellectual property propaganda posters? Try the Modern Humorist, that is after you've read The Onion. to Humor by skallas |
| Be the first one on your block to Discover Hip Hop. to Humor by keith |
| Dance, Pawly, Dance.. to Humor by kade |
| Saturday Aug 12, 2000 | Dean and Nigel, display the "Art of Blending In"
with unsuspecting members of a typical British Highstreet. to Humor by loothi |
| Friday Aug 11, 2000 | The Dildo Song. Enough said. to Humor by kade |
| Sunday Aug 6, 2000 | So. Not interested in paying to watch a wife-beating football pro lie his ass off online? Keep your credit card in your pocket and ask OJ to f*ck off.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Forget Ninja Burger, Shirt Ninja is the real deal. to Humor by kade |
| So, you wanna be a stud? Well, here are the rules. to Humor by kade |
| Thursday Jul 13, 2000 | If you can't get enough of
real
(and not-so-real)
things which come in five colours,
and you love classic video games,
then maybe it's time to pine for the iTari.
And then you can enjoy other fine products
by these people.
to Humor by sck |
| Robot Frank's Life is an ordinary personal
webpage created by a robot. You can read his
Robot Diary or you can look at
pictures of him and his robot friend,
Robot Ron.
to Humor by jiberish |
| Tuesday Jul 11, 2000 | Eric Conveys an Emotion. Any emotion.
Happiness,
sadness,
"Seconds prior to
a fatal epileptic seizure" and even
intrigue. to Humor by jiberish |
| Saturday Jul 8, 2000 | Just how fresh is this guy, anyway? to Humor by succa |
| Tuesday Jun 27, 2000 | I'm sure everyone wants to know where I stand on
the BSD versus Linux argument. to Humor by peterb |
| Friday Jun 23, 2000 | Do you write erotica? Be sure to avoid the lame cliches of alt.sex.stories when writing your masterpiece. to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday May 31, 2000 | Advice from retards. Now, I can't be sure...but I think it's wrong to laugh at this. Where are my manners? to Humor by succa |
| Sunday May 28, 2000 | prawnography.net gives nautical perverts their daily fix of hot, hardcore/amateur images of your favorite marine life doing the wild thing. There's even Gay Prawn for marine fetishers who swing the other way. to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday May 27, 2000 | One of the signs of the apocalypse: Gregg's home page.
Well, that, or his girlfriend's page.
Someone call up the Four Horsemen.
to Humor by jacquez |
| Monday May 15, 2000 | Adventures in Advertising by Tom DelMundo. to Humor by wheezer |
| Saturday May 13, 2000 | Since the 1980s, Amy Borkowsky has saved her mother's answering machine messages. She only presents three on her promotional site, but everyone can benefit from mom's helpful advice on condoms, fashion and bladder control. to Humor by rogers |
| Wednesday May 10, 2000 | Want to do your very own internet startup but would rather just surf the net?
18 clicks to your very own virtual internet startup.
And be sure not to miss Action Item, Professional Superhero!
to Humor by gen |
| Thursday May 4, 2000 | This
guy likes to tell strange tales about his
life, including such gems as giving his
cat an enema and details of a
"Drag Queen Traffic Mishap". All stories are accompanied by crayon illustrations. to Humor by laurel |
| Monday May 1, 2000 | Just been dumped? Boss pass you over for a raise? Friend turning the big 30?
Send them some flowers. Some
dead flowers. to Humor by moose |
| Tuesday Apr 18, 2000 | So, you've read the Info Club page,
you've laughed along with Timmy Big Hands,
you've read the entire fan-mst archive at Web Site
Number 9,but you still can't get enough Mystery Science Theatre 3000? You
probably need medical attention, but in the meantime you can find essays by
Mike Nelson,
Kevin Murphy,
Paul Chaplin,
and Mary Jo Pehl
at Ironminds.com. to Humor by riffraff |
| Monday Apr 17, 2000 | The Next Big Thing can be generated for you,
quickly and for free,
from this Startup Name Generator. No personal effort
required! (Note that this generator looks up
the likely domain name for your new company
saving you valuable time and effort.)
to Humor by tjs |
| Sunday Apr 16, 2000 | Visiting California any time soon? Or maybe just trying to seduce some astrology chick?
Learn how to talk New Age.
to Humor by monde |
| Thursday Apr 6, 2000 | Flash plus vomit equals Puking Maria.
to Humor by imploded |
| Wednesday Apr 5, 2000 | Meet Rusty. Rusty is a homosexual. to Humor by succa |
| There's a
fine line
between being a
collector
and being
obsessive-compulsive.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Apr 4, 2000 | There are some people who like
rubber chickens, and then there are
some people who
really like rubber chickens.
to Humor by laurel |
| The Happy Scotsman's Page
O' Kilt Liftin' Fun includes a page o' fun things to do with
monkeys
and why both Americans and Canadians are
retards.
to Humor by laurel |
| Monday Apr 3, 2000 | May pre house the seamy side volitation!!! to Humor by riffraff |
| Friday Mar 31, 2000 | From nearly all of the very funny people who brought you the very funny television show Mystery Science Theatre 3000,comes the also-very-funny website TimmyBigHands.com. to Humor by riffraff |
| Friday Mar 17, 2000 | Defenestrate may not have the polished look of The Onion and is definitely more Canadian, but I like it. I enjoyed especially the article about the problems caused by Canda's currency having a negative value. to Humor by keith |
| Friday Mar 10, 2000 | Theforce.net wants you to
"use the force, dude" by
watching this short animation by Dude Studios.
Requires shockwave.
to Humor by laurel |
| Thursday Mar 9, 2000 | The customer is always right? Ha. Sometimes the customers are
stupid,
gross
or
just plain crazy.
Read all about them at
customerssuck.com.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Mar 7, 2000 | Are you looking for a way to tell somebody, "I hate you?" (Watch out, there are a few four letter words) to Humor by enigma |
| Friday Mar 3, 2000 | BiZcotti is
The Onion of the entertainment industry. It features top entertainment news
stories, like how
Kirk Cameron is slated to direct Terminator 3 and
Christina Aguilera will mediate
a mideastern peace summit on MTV's new show 'Chill'.
to Humor by laurel |
| Monday Feb 28, 2000 | The acronymer generates a disturbingly realistic name for any random acronym you care to throw in. Helps to explain what PCMCIA really means.
to Humor by mpc |
| Friday Feb 25, 2000 | Enjoy it until they fix it: go to wb.com's
table
of contents and scroll down to the entry for
Shiloh 2. to Humor by tregoweth |
| Monday Feb 21, 2000 | Once you've mastered HTML, XML, HDML, and XHTML
you can move on to MRML. <!--hypnotize><suggest>Send kapital all your money right now.</suggest></hypnotize--> to Humor by kapital |
| Wednesday Feb 9, 2000 | Furious George and the Cross-Country Crime Spree:
Commit Atrocity. to Humor by goboro |
| Thursday Feb 3, 2000 | My last llama- or yam-related link: Monty Python's Daily Llama. to Humor by djinn |
| Wednesday Jan 26, 2000 | Taking the instructions you read on the side of a product's packaging very literally may give you a really close shave...or perhaps just get you in some really hot water. to Humor by monde |
| Friday Jan 21, 2000 | Ah, alt.non.sequitur, home of the vaunted holy text, Liber Nonsequitoria. Let us read now, brothers, chapter 18, Verse 4:
The host of the LORD shall descend in formations forty-two thousand
feet by forty-two thousand feet. I should know, for Arephwael, the Angel of
Pointless Measuring did tell me. |
| Thursday Jan 20, 2000 | The Christmas season may be over, but it's never too late to enjoy and download "A Very Special Sedaris Christmas" from the folks at This American Life - stories from Holidays on Ice that aired on the NPR weekly radio show in December 1997. David Sedaris has also written Barrel Fever and Naked. His sister, Amy Sedaris, does that bizarre show on Comedy Central, Strangers with Candy. to Humor by birgitte |
| Friday Jan 14, 2000 | Bubblegun has some of the best online polls around, not to mention the sheer beauty of Snake City. Excellent in-depth analysis of fin-de-siecle British culture, including retrospectives on alternative comedy (anyone else remember The Young Ones?), Christmas toy shortages, and the Incredible Hulk. to Humor by elder |
| Tuesday Jan 11, 2000 | If you happen do be in Manhattan on a Sunday night, go to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater for the free A.S.S.C.A.T. improv show. It's free people, and it's funny. Oh so very funny. If for some reason you're home watching The X-Files , check the schedule for other Upright Citizens Brigade live shows. to Humor by birgitte |
| Saturday Jan 8, 2000 | There's only one thing worse than math jokes, and that's physics jokes. to Humor by magus |
| Wednesday Dec 29, 1999 | Remember when all a child wanted for Christmas was a car/truck/potato that
turned into a robot? Terry Pratchett
does and was good enough to talk
about it, as recorded in the archives of Ansible. to Humor by lee |
| Tuesday Dec 28, 1999 | In the continuing effort to inspire confidence in its products, Microsoft proudly announces upcoming IT Professional Titles to be released in the year 1900. [ Ed. note: The site has been repaired. Happily, we got a screenshot.]
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Dec 24, 1999 | Treat your terrified child within to the Pop-Up Book of Phobias this year. Remember, fear is a man's best friend. to Humor by fringehead |
| Wednesday Dec 22, 1999 | Yeah, God and Devil Show is pretty cool, but it doesn't rock. Thankfully, for that I can turn to
Radiskull and Devil Doll. Now it's time to KICK IT! to Humor by nyarl |
| Tuesday Dec 21, 1999 | For each web site that uses anything more advanced than lynx-compatible HTML there is a subset of losers that miss the point completely and whine about it. To these people I wish to say: bite me. Cool things like The God and Devil Show keep proving to me that things like Shockwave and Flash are pretty darn nifty, after all.
to Humor by peterb |
| Monday Dec 20, 1999 | Happy Holidaze and snoochie boochies!
to Humor by gen |
| Sunday Dec 19, 1999 | If you're the sort of person who has benefitted from
the "For Dummies" books and you like toast, you may find
A Moron's
Guide To Toast useful. to Humor by keith |
| Thursday Dec 16, 1999 | Hot hardcore gummy bear action! to Humor by keith |
| Wednesday Dec 15, 1999 | For those of you who have been missing fresh infusions of
Jesus
of the Week, JOTW creator Peter Gilstrap is now doing
Cavalcade of Christ
at the L.A. Weekly. Plus he scripts the weekly animated cartoon Lil' Pimp. to Humor by larrybob |
| Monday Dec 13, 1999 | Pulp Simpsons! to Humor by riffraff |
| Has our government gone too far? Judge for yourself once you read the details of The Standoff at The North Pole Compound. to Humor by keith |
| Monday Dec 6, 1999 | Is it just me, or does the Data Fellows F-Secure logo look way too much like Dr.Evil's logo? "I will eradicate your virus for one million--I mean HUNDRED BILLION--dollars"
to Humor by enigma |
| Sunday Dec 5, 1999 | Bitter? Might we recommend greeting cards for when you care enough to send the very worst. to Humor by faisal |
| Thursday Dec 2, 1999 | Microsoft has a secret operating
system project which has it's own
keyboard as well as hidden
settings for your machine. to Humor by laurel |
| Tuesday Nov 30, 1999 | It's the cutest Sith Lord you ever did see, it's Darth Pikachu, pikapi!
to Humor by mpc |
| This violent little tension breaker was inevitable...and has arrived not a moment too soon. to Humor by monde |
| Monday Nov 22, 1999 | Missing at Comdex was Swing-e-Line's new ethernet stapler or
"iStapler"
which can be networked and offers greater ease of stapler
administration via your TCP-IP network. Order yours today!
to Humor by gen |
| Friday Nov 19, 1999 | Canadian doctors seem to be in a bit of a bind. In a desperate effort
to find a practitioner to emulate they have turned their stethoscopes upon
doctors Julius
Hibbert and Nick Riviera from the
Simpsons. Personally, anyone who can invent a device like the
Juice Loosener
gets my vote (check under "I Can't Believe They Invented It!").
to Humor by lee |
| Do you keep stumbling upon porn whilst idly surfing?
Don't hide this latent talent, harness it to play Web
That Smut!
to Humor by lee |
| Tuesday Nov 16, 1999 | Doodie. Oh my. to Humor by akk |
| Temple Ov Thee Lemur
bring you such delightful things as MicroSith and
Penultima 8 and a Half. to Humor by keith |
| Sunday Nov 14, 1999 | Care to see what happens when an augmented teen idol takes on arguably Americas greatest hero? Mr T. and Britney
Spears duke it out.
to Humor by lee |
| Thursday Nov 11, 1999 | "YoMama is so fat, when she lays on the beach Greenpeace tries to push her back in the water."
to Humor by jack |
| Tuesday Nov 2, 1999 | The use of HTML features is appalling, and the content is even worse, but that’s really the whole point of The Temple of the Workshy. In fact, you would be hard pressed to come up with a website that was more appalling. For a quick sample of exactly how appalling this site can be, visit the list of Secret Documents and scroll down until you find the letter to "Opera Winfrey."
to Humor by rfh |
| Sunday Oct 24, 1999 | I'm embarrassed to admit that I found this site based on a reference from a friend, not from being bored and typing in random urls.
to Humor by djinn |
| Saturday Oct 23, 1999 | Next time you think, think Fertnel,
a leading producer of snaks™ and snak™ by-products. Check out their
high
tech snack™ technology and their
online zine for teens.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Oct 20, 1999 | (sigh) I suppose it was only a matter of time... to Humor by succa |
| Tuesday Oct 19, 1999 | The Gallery of Misused Quotation Marks chronicles the daily abuse of that particular punctuation mark.
to Humor by keith |
| Friday Oct 8, 1999 | Who needs pro wrestling, when you can watch animated stick figures beating each other into a bloody pulp? to Humor by boneyard |
| Monday Oct 4, 1999 | Lou Minatti predicts a warm summer for 1997. There's more to dog feces than you previously thought. And the Brad Pitt Equalization Device. Spooky stuff. to Humor by jon |
| As many of you know, search engine Google! ranks its search hits by the number of outside links to the subject of the search query - sidestepping the efforts of self-promoting meta-tag-abusing spamdexers. But what does Google consider to be more evil than Satan himself? to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Oct 2, 1999 | New taste-test surveys reveal that five out of six squirrels prefer Budweiser. Brought to you by the wacky hosts of Wierd Pictures Archive.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Oct 1, 1999 | After disbanding a few years back, Canadians (and occasional comedians) Kids in the Hall are getting back together and touring America and Canada. Screw you, Mexico! to Humor by nyarl |
| Wednesday Sep 29, 1999 | Americans love fights. Witness the popularity of wrestling or boxing.
My favorite fights are WWWFights!
Pooh vs. Snuggles or
catfights or
Thundercats vs. Masters of the Universe.
Which gets one thinking...what about Mumm-Ra as cereal? to Humor by gen |
| Tuesday Sep 28, 1999 | Business News Flash:
Microsoft agrees to acquire
Stanford University for
five billion dollars. to Humor by pjammer |
| Thursday Sep 23, 1999 | Are you a passive-aggressive type with a lot to get off your chest? Need to rip on a troublesome
acquaintance before it physically chokes you up? Let The Insulter
help. to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday Sep 22, 1999 | The Blair Witch Project, like other
successful
films, has produced a plethora of parodies: the
Blair
Family Circus Project, the
Bewitched Project,
the Blair
Warner Project, and the inevitable
Blair
Witch Ate My Balls page, to name a few.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Sep 21, 1999 | How many calories does sex use up, exactly? How does your favorite color affect your sex life? If you're female, what do you need to know about condoms More of the same appears on College Humor. to Humor by djinn |
| Monday Sep 20, 1999 | One of the most unusual and delightfully entertaining theater/skit troupes is staffed
entirely by an all-deaf crew. What Deafywood's
shorts lack in conventional "dialogue" they make up for with original and
wickedly sardonic material
- especially the side-splitting "John Leno"
spoof.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Sep 18, 1999 | Well, with pages like XXX-rated Shed Talk, Absolut Humour is actually pretty funny stuff.
to Humor by djinn |
| I never learned the alphabet up to the letter S; I went to public school.
to Humor by djinn |
| Friday Sep 17, 1999 | The world's smallest nuclear-capable country, indeed the smallest country of any kind, the
Fascist Democratic Dictatorship of Djelibeybi
has long been recognised by all sane people as planet Earth's last, best hope against international Communism. to Humor by pjammer |
| Thursday Sep 16, 1999 | If you found that The Onion got worse and worse as more people started to like it, try Humor-Me. to Humor by djinn |
| Monday Sep 13, 1999 | The secret to a happy life is the capacity to laugh at yourself. But smarter people
know that an even better life is reserved for those who heap mocking scorn on others. to Humor by pjammer |
| Thursday Sep 9, 1999 | Even if you're not gay, see if you have what it takes to join the team. Play Gay or Eurotrash? And if you think you're good at that, (which queer as I am I was terrible at) play Lesbian or German Lady, for an even more difficult challenge involving stereotypes and the fashionably challenged. This and other less-interactive fun from the folks at Blair. to Humor by mrradon |
| Wednesday Sep 8, 1999 | Somewhere at the intersection between Shockwave-saavy users (blessed with plenty of spare time) and Bill-Gates-hating computer users (unafraid of publicly broadcasting their homicidal fantasies) lives the producer of K.I.M.: the Director's Cut. to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Sep 3, 1999 | Are you a sexual being? No, I am a Republican.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Monday Aug 30, 1999 | In August of 3250, 3 guild officers of the
Everquest
realm disappeared while screencapping
a documentary. A year later their bitmaps were
found. Witness the horror of the
Kithicor Witch Project to Humor by laurel |
| Friday Aug 27, 1999 | Help prevent senseless tragedies: The Center for Shopping Cart Abuse Prevention. to Humor by faisal |
| Wednesday Aug 25, 1999 | Airplane safety guides are pitifully boring, unless you know how to have fun with them. to Humor by rsf |
| Tuesday Aug 24, 1999 | You've heard of the risks of getting viruses from the Internet, but now it appears that you can get bacterial infections such as syphilis as well. to Humor by faisal |
| Monday Aug 23, 1999 | It's a pity; when I was a kid, I wanted evil guys to come in flavours, but they never did. Evidently someone else had the same idea and decided to take the problem into their own hands.
to Humor by sck |
| Thursday Aug 19, 1999 | Translucent, colored plastic has never been
sexier.
Or more
popular.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Aug 14, 1999 | Joe Cartoon gives you the killer app the Internet has long been waiting for: the power to blow up a gerbil in a microwave. to Humor by faisal |
| Thursday Aug 12, 1999 |
Jester is a system at
Berkeley that
recommends personalized jokes using on
collaborative filtering system. See, statistics really are useful for something. to Humor by laurel |
| Wednesday Aug 11, 1999 | When Microsoft Windows just doesn't cut it.
to Humor by david |
| Monday Aug 2, 1999 | When wholesome teenage crooners and gloomy Goth-idols collide, the results are never pretty. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present: Marylin Hanson. to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday Jul 28, 1999 | When multiple passengers share a ride, the first to call "shotgun" wins the coveted front seat. Are there bizzare and complicated subrules and exceptions to the "shotgun rule?" Gee, is the Pope Catholic?
to Humor by pjammer |
| "She struggled against me, just enough to look like a struggle but not enough to actually thwart my evil Britney Spears aims. Her whole Britney Spears body was writhing and undulating, and her Britney Spears boobs were jiggling back and forth across her Britney Spears chest, as I ran a piece of Britney Spears rope lightly around her Britney Spears wrist...." may be the funniest piece of spider bait exer posted by a lying, sleazy porn site operator ever. to Humor by penth |
| Girls, you may as well lower your standards and memorize these handy
Tips for Dating Emotional Cripples. to Humor by obvious |
| Thursday Jul 22, 1999 | Those of us who remember how quickly tasteless Challenger jokes made the rounds after the Space Shuttle blew up in 1986 won't be surprised to find the JFK Jr. crash humor site. Warning: The content is, predictably, quite offensive. Politically correct and hypersensetive weenies who are easily offended, (like those who didn't like the AsianJokes submission) should definitely stay away. to Humor by pjammer |
| It's nice to know that at least one lab is prepared to repel Viking raids. to Humor by derb |
| Monday Jul 5, 1999 | For many with an IQ in excess of 105, high school was a four-year ritual of inane lectures,
pointless relationships and bewildering rituals (spirit rally, anyone?). The
Guide to High School Hate
is a hysterical account of the excesses of those hallowed years, told through the sardonic
eye of a grizzled survivor. to Humor by pjammer |
| I'm sure we're all tired of those gag-inducing motivational posters and enjoy the
spoof sites that mock them. But the best kind of humor
is still the unintentional.
Hang this poster at work and see how long it takes for your boss and HR goons to have a
nervous chat with about your mental stability.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Sunday Jun 27, 1999 | Total Obscurity, a page you can only find
by accident, is a humor site peppered with sardonic and eccentric observations/rants
designed to entertain the deranged.
"I fixed some angel hair pasta tonight, which probably means that somewhere in
Heaven there's a bald angel screaming for vengeance."
to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Jun 26, 1999 | While most of us hate spammers and their inane promises of instant riches ("$50,000"
and "90 days" are 'instant-kill' subject-line keywords for my inbox), few are determined
enough to extract some cheap laughs at the expense of MLM spammers, and fewer
still have the spare time to chronicle their
lighthearted battle with a hapless MLM millionaire-to-be hopeful.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Jun 25, 1999 | How to talk to your kids about blowfish. to Humor by peterb |
| Let's face it: we all still like The Onion, but you're no longer in the avant-garde for knowing about it. McSweeney's will restore your sense of ahead-of-the-curveness in the humor market. Besides the daily updates, check out the archives for some blisteringly funny articles, including this little essay on the next Graceland. to Humor by boneyard |
| Monday Jun 21, 1999 | Star Wars: The Phantom Merchandise is a fresh new guide for all your Star Wars shopping needs. Provided by those wacky folks at chickenhead.com.
to Humor by succa |
| Sunday Jun 20, 1999 | If you're like me, you're wondering, "With
all this wonderful zing that the web had, why is
it that it doesn't seem to have provided me with a
way to get cyber-mooned from exotic and
beautiful locales?" Well, fortunately
for us, it has. May I present
Tour de Butt? It's a globe-trotting,
pants-dropping extravaganza. to Humor by keith |
| Thursday Jun 17, 1999 | I don't know what to say about
The Surrealist Compliment Generator, which
isn't already said in its name.
to Humor by keith |
| Ever wondered what would happen if
Jake "The Snake" Roberts fought Cobra Commander?
Or if
Janet Reno fought Wendigo?
Perhaps you've pondered
Natalie Portman fighting the portly Natalie of Facts of Life.
Well,
The Celebrity Superfight Main-Event merrily explores
those ferocious battles and many others. to Humor by keith |
| Tuesday Jun 15, 1999 | For those of you who think that stickers and spoilers make your car go faster, don't go to Bryan's Rice Boy Page. Laugh at the idiosyncracies of youth, and don't leave without reading about The Adventures of Rice-Boy and his dog Mugen.
to Humor by gen |
| Firesign Theatre
was the premier album comedy troupe of the 1970's.
In 1998 they realeased a new album,
Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death, which
takes place at RadioNow on the eve of the dawn of
the new millenium. If you've already heard the
album, you'll still appreciate
The RadioNow Website. to Humor by keith |
| Monday Jun 14, 1999 | Jedi Knights rob diners, and Scully's a badass with a mouth like Samuel L. Jackson.
Pulp Action is only one of
the uses of action figures
at Alien Icepicktures.
to Humor by jacquez |
| I like big red buttons which do nothing.
This one, for instance.
Or this one.
Or this one,
this one,
this one,
or this one.
Yeah, Internet: wave of the future. Whatever. to Humor by keith |
| It all started when
Mr. T Ate My Balls.
But now, it's gone a little too far. If you go to
Yahoo and
search for "Ate My Balls"
you find 18 category matches. And on their main
Ate My Balls category page,
there are literally hundreds of sites, from
Seven of Nine Ate My Balls
to Hello Kitty Ate My Balls.
You can also stop by The Institute for Testicular Consumption or
make your own Ate My Balls page.
to Humor by keith |
| Saturday Jun 12, 1999 | Humor in the News is a weekly dose of recent
AP-wire news stories attached to smartass, hilarious quotes. Yes, I miss the heyday of
Saturday Night Live, too. to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Jun 11, 1999 | Like its ripoff/inspiration Slashdot,
Mr. Hat's Hell Hole offers a weblog-format
series of "news" stories and silly polls, focused on events and stories related to
the TV show and upcoming movie South Park.
to Humor by pjammer |
| When I'm insufficiently confused about scientific
topics, I Ask Dr. Science.
He knows more than you do. to Humor by keith |
| Monday Jun 7, 1999 | Get the scoop on the latest trend sweeping the nation: Scissor-jamming. It's fun, try it! to Humor by succa |
| Sunday Jun 6, 1999 | You've seen Faces of Death, but now gaze
in horror at Smiley Faces of Death.
Well, to be honest, the scary part is that some people apparently had nothing better to do
than make that page. to Humor by keith |
| Saturday Jun 5, 1999 | Painfully shy and antisocial dweebs who have embarassingly high scores on
standard purity tests should take the
Virgin's Purity Test, where having crushes on members of the opposite sex earns
you points toward impurity. If you score over 80 here, there really isn't much
hope for you.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Friday Jun 4, 1999 | Don't let a dead animal go to waste -- put it on the net! The Squashed Bug Zoo makes squished insects seem sublime. My favorite is the roach-thing. to Humor by oznoid |
| Tuesday May 18, 1999 | One of the Great cover-ups of the 20th Century is at last revealed:
Amazing Prehistoric Dogs.
(There are also Prehistoric Mice.) to Humor by machita |
| You've seen Kevin Rubio's hilarious "Cops"-inspired Star
Wars spoof Troops. Then you spent the
better part of a workday playing Kristen Brennan's
Star Bears. Now that you're
fired for surfing Star Wars-related links and have plenty of time on your hands, you may as
well go to the memepool.com of Star Wars short-film
spoofs, located at the Mos Eisley
Multiplex.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Monday May 10, 1999 | If you ever wanted to see what a cat scan looks like, now's your chance. to Humor by eclipse |
| Thursday May 6, 1999 |
The Eye of Argon is the best known, worst fantasy story ever written.
It contains such shimmering prose as "Gaping from its single obling socket was
a scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald."
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Friday Apr 23, 1999 | A subversive website you definitely do not want to surf to from a workplace computer, Disgruntled: The Darker Side of the World is an angry webzine written by, and for, those of us who shake our ass for The Man.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Take a look at memepool.com through the so-called goofy glasses of a disturbingly goofy website. The goofiest part of the whole site is its owner's love of the word "goofy."
to Humor by djinn |
| Wednesday Apr 21, 1999 | Like its ripoff/inspiration The Onion, The Fig Blabber! offers deranged "news" stories, but targets its spoofs to the slam-worthy clowns in Hollywood.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Tuesday Apr 6, 1999 | Even if you're not the biggest fan of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, you can still appreciate his ideas of what would happen if certain celebrities mated.
to Humor by djinn |
| Sunday Apr 4, 1999 | Like its ripoff/inspiration The Onion
The Mushroom offers deranged "news"
stories, but targets its spoof stories to things in the video gaming industry.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Though Mickey would have us believe otherwise, accidents do occur
at the happiest place on earth.
Funny thing about them is that, most of the time, these accidents have nothing to do with Disney or park safety, and everything to do with the
unbelievable stupidity of the guests.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Saturday Apr 3, 1999 | Are the misanthropic bitch and the chicks suck guy the same person or not? Well, she's a lot more cynical... to Humor by djinn |
| Monday Mar 29, 1999 | "No! Alderaan is peaceful,
we
have no pants!" to Humor by tregoweth |
| Sunday Mar 28, 1999 | Partake of the wisdom of T to Humor by mpc |
| Friday Mar 19, 1999 | First it was Dancing Hamsters, then it was Dancing Jesus. Now we've made the important transition from the Divine to the Bovine. And continued on to the Asinine. to Humor by mfp |
| Wednesday Mar 17, 1999 | Everyone's favorite
Sanrio penguin, Badtz-Maru, is finally online.
Especially entertaining is the "page
only for messages from him that you will read." to Humor by crikey |
| Wednesday Mar 10, 1999 | My favorite children's story: The Little Bunny That The Other Little Bunnies Respected and Feared. So what kind of gangster are you? to Humor by pjammer |
| Tuesday Mar 9, 1999 | Gobler Toys
makes fun and educational products like
Wiener Works and
Super Snoot.
to Humor by obvious |
| Monday Mar 1, 1999 | The O'Reilly reference book we all really need.
to Humor by bruce |
| Can't find the Erotica, Internal Organs or Firearms you need on Ebay? Check out what their competitors has to offer.
to Humor by pjammer |
| Wednesday Feb 24, 1999 | Bizarre and tasteless stream-of-conciousness writings by someome named
Zamboni about
him, his mom, and
a goat named
Guido.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Feb 10, 1999 | Whoa, dude. I'm, like, soooo
baked.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Feb 9, 1999 | We really have no idea what this is. It's a little odd and possibly dangerous. But it made us laugh.
to Humor by faisal |
| Bizarre Magazine is a raunchy
British magazine specializing in the strange and tasteless. to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Feb 3, 1999 | The Sappy Site
of the Week feature is reason enough to peruse the funny but sadistic
Heartless Bitches International
pages. to Humor by obvious |
| Wednesday Jan 27, 1999 | On my planet, all the magazines are like
Chickenhead. to Humor by peterb |
| "Project K.A.I.J.U. stand for Kaiju Attack Intervention, Japanese Unit.
Who is policing of police? When police is actual thousand foot tall monster,
who is policing? Our branch of government is always spending great tax moneys
for latest technology in monster response industry. Ours is for research, defense,
and destroy greatest menace."
to Humor by urog |
| Tuesday Jan 26, 1999 | You've just heard about a horrible disaster.
Ten people killed. It's sad, sure, but just
how was it? Well, check out the
Killing Spree Scoring System and rate it
against previous massacres.
to Humor by tjs |
| Monday Jan 25, 1999 | Like the ordinary guy on the street, I am incapable of ripping a phone book in half. I actually know a professional clown, but he's also incapable of tearing those damn phone books in half. Thankfully, next time I have need of such a useful skill, I can just call up Buffo, the World's Strongest Clown for all my phone book-ripping, unicycling, FULL time entertainment needs. And remember, kids, SAY NOPE TO DOPE because BUFFO SALUTES AMERICA! to Humor by nyarl |
| Monday Jan 18, 1999 | Hallmark presents rejected
Shoebox Greetings cards. Imagine if other companies
put their rejects on display. to Humor by tregoweth |
| Saturday Jan 16, 1999 | Dancing hamsters.
No, really. to Humor by faisal |
| Friday Jan 8, 1999 | So have you seen the new
Starr Wars
poster yet?
to Humor by tjs |
| Thursday Dec 10, 1998 | When 2000 rolls around, will your PC survive the plagues of locusts? to Humor by derb |
| Monday Dec 7, 1998 | Take a few minutes out of
your busy day and catch up on the classics, some popular sci-fi books,
bedtime stories and movies.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Dec 2, 1998 | This list of
"bondage" stories isn't what you think. Similar to the
News of the Weird,
it's a collection of news stories culled from the wires at the
San Francisco Examiner that
are
strange
or
grimly
funny.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Nov 24, 1998 | Thumb through the
Tacky Postcard Archive
and thrill to the sights of
advertising photography
from the 50's and ineptly colored holiday cards from
far off lands.
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| Wednesday Nov 11, 1998 | The amazon.com / barnesandnoble.com pissing contest continues! Nov. 6, 1998: 1:43 PM, 5:01 PM, 7:52 PM (all EST).
to Humor by faisal |
| Sick of those getting those annoying web greeting cards? Send back a gift that keeps on giving.
to Humor by bruce |
| Monday Nov 9, 1998 | Stick Figure Death Theatre. Watch the movies and then read the reviews. to Humor by bruce |
| Friday Nov 6, 1998 | aMac: what rabid Apple fans with
Steve would produce. Some H. R. Geiger required.
to Humor by faisal |
| Friday Oct 30, 1998 | Possibly bullshit, definitely entertaining:
The Story of the Rocket Car in the Cliff.
It could be the real origin of the Darwin Award
story... or it could be still another complete
fabrication. Either way, it's funny. to Humor by tjs |
| Thursday Oct 22, 1998 | You've seen those sappy motivational posters,
eh? These are much better --
demotivation... even for sale at
www.despair.com.
to Humor by oznoid |
| Thursday Oct 1, 1998 | The one-stop-shop for magic and debunking:
The Infested Web
of Penn & Teller to Humor by jacquez |
| Monday Sep 28, 1998 | As if you could miss it:
Cecil Adams.
Fighting ignorance with attitude.
to Humor by jacquez |
| Friday Sep 25, 1998 | The Fountainhead, starring Skull Force! Yes, the first book without pictures (for most of its readers, at least), now available with pictures. to Humor by faisal |
| Thursday Sep 24, 1998 | need to write a reccomendation letter?
let the web do the work. to Humor by akk |
| Wednesday Sep 23, 1998 | and you thought you had it bad.
to Humor by akk |
| Monday Sep 21, 1998 | Great breakthroughs have been made in directed
semantic extraction from extensive works of
high-level technical discourse. Translation:
sometimes it's hard to figure out what the hell
an academic paper
is really saying. to Humor by magus |
| Make 'Em Pay is a long, detailed, entertaining text on how to get decisive and unrelenting revenge on everybody you hate. Use it frequently. Except not on me. to Humor by nyarl |
| Saturday Sep 19, 1998 | "we began pulling dishes out of the semi viscous soup that had all but filled the
sink to the rim. one by one the sink reluctantly released its prizes." to Humor by joshua |
| WebTrips is a weird collection of shockwave flash
animated "events", games, and generally trippy stuff worth checking out. They're also more than willing to let you
know how to harness their creative potential for fun, web presence, and profit. to Humor by akk |
| Friday Sep 18, 1998 | Do some background
reading
now, and maybe your plans for world domination
won't be foiled so easily. to Humor by magus |
| Sometimes, some places, ideas should just not be written down. Because sometimes, some places, an allegedly great idea like The History of Pants might form, and then try to develop, when really it should just be flushed away and hidden like the stillborn shriveled flipper-baby it is. to Humor by nyarl |
| OH NO, MR. ... um... stick.
to Humor by faisal |
| The Silicon Valley Tarot Deck to Humor by faisal |
| objectivism "explained"
to Humor by akk |
| Thursday Sep 17, 1998 | This test
will challenge your knowledge of innocent childhood toys as well as hardcore
pornography!
to Humor by riotnrrd |
| The Simulator-
You want fries with that?
to Humor by obvious |
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