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| Tuesday Oct 10, 2006 | Democrats looking to align their politics with their investment dollars can not only vote Blue, they can now invest Blue with the first 'no Republicans' socially-responsible mutual fund, named appropriately The Blue Fund. to Finance by pjammer |
| Friday May 20, 2005 | "The March of Dimes may have cured Polio, but a march of Quarters would have cured it 250% faster." to Finance by scromp |
| Thursday Feb 19, 2004 | Be careful of your cash machine. to Finance by fringehead |
| Friday Mar 21, 2003 | If you're concerned about the new Gulf War, you might want to examine
where the money goes.
to Finance by overload |
| Sunday Aug 25, 2002 | Tired of socially responsible investments that lose money like crazy? Switch sides and profit from evil: alcohol, tobacco, gambling, and good old fashioned war. to Finance by fringehead |
| Sunday Jul 14, 2002 | Pop quiz, hot shot.
You're not so bright,
you live in the most expensive city on the planet,
you're living far beyond your means,
and you've racked up an enormous
credit card
debt.
What do
you
do? to Finance by roo |
| Monday Apr 1, 2002 | Now available from the United States Treasury Bureau of Engraving and Printing: lucky money! to Finance by tregoweth |
| Saturday Jun 23, 2001 |
HWJI. How Would Jesus Invest? to Finance by skyhook |
| Friday Jun 8, 2001 | Even as a Muslim, you too can get rich quick
in an Islamically Correct® way. to Finance by laurel |
| Thursday Jun 7, 2001 | People have been trying to
predict the stock market
for as long as the stock itself
has been
around.
As futile
as these attempts have been, people keep trying, most recently with
machine
learning or
function approximation
techniques.
Now, however, there is
a better way..
take lots and lots of
drugs.
to Finance by riotnrrd |
| Tuesday Feb 27, 2001 | Sure, you can buy insurance for mundane things like your life, but only Sir Huckleberry will insure you against alien abduction, divorce, or the return of prohibition. to Finance by skyhook |
| Thursday Feb 1, 2001 | Stock
Market not going your way? Sure, you've tried
Following
The
News, dabbled a bit in
Technical
Analysis, maybe even checked in with a
Higher Power? Sure, those would work if this were the Twentieth Century. Wake up! It's time to check
Maria's Hair.
to Finance by skyhook |
| Wednesday Dec 20, 2000 | The tech-heavy Nasdaq composite index slid more than 7% today to its lowest level in almost two years. The returns on my equity investments have been embarassing this year. I think it's time to apply the modern portfolio theory pioneered by Nobel Prize winner Harry Markowitz to diversify my portfolio to include alternative investments. Before circumstances beyond my control force me to take on a second job because more of my investments lay an egg, maybe I'll just sink my dough into this. to Finance by rich |
| Saturday Oct 14, 2000 | An innovative solution to software patents.
to Finance by simon |
| Monday Feb 21, 2000 | There's a lot of Venture Capital information on the web, including
basic presentations, and "Hey, we're not that evil"
articles. I was not, however, expecting VC comic strips to Finance by mpc |
| Friday Dec 10, 1999 | It's the season for giving and many of us will give not just to friends and family, but to charity. So give generously, but also, give intelligently. to Finance by keith |
| Tuesday Nov 23, 1999 | For simple, common-sense investing advice, no one is better than The Motley Fool, founded on the idea that it's better to get your financial advice from people who aren't looking to get some of your money. Especially helpful is their 13 Steps to Investing Foolishly. to Finance by keith |
| Sunday Sep 26, 1999 | EDGARspace lets you work with the SEC's EDGAR database in a spatial graphical workspace. Hard to describe, but fairly easy to use.
to Finance by faisal |
| Thursday Aug 19, 1999 | It seems that The Man doesn't just oppress the little guy, sometimes he delivers a beat-down to giant faceless corporations as well. Boo-hoo. to Finance by faisal |
| Monday Aug 16, 1999 | The Canadian Taxpayers Federation. My fellow Canadians, let's all be bitter together. to Finance by succa |
| Wednesday Aug 11, 1999 | Thanks to IPOme.com, the once-dicy act of 'selling out' will soon be as easy as filling out an SEC S-1 form. Just don't ask any of us here at memepool about "exit stratagies" should shares of You, Inc. trade below the offering price and the open market ends up proving what your longsuffering employer suspected all along. to Finance by pjammer |
| Friday Jun 18, 1999 | As many of you know, webzine Salon.com is
offering a 2.5 million share IPO to raise some desperately needed cash. What's
unusual is that they are offering the deal not through conventional IPO shops like
First Boston or Goldman Sachs
but the newly-formed boutique W.R. Hambrecht & Co
and employing Hambrecht's unconventional IPO pricing mechanism called a
Dutch Auction. Although the Dutch Auction is hailed as an equalizing process that allows
non-institutional investors to acquire shares at the offering prices, detractors suggest that
allowing the hoi polloi to bid away the typical first-day runup of hot IPOs will
kill significant demand from the speculators and momentum traders that flock to money-losing Internet
IPOs in the first place.
to Finance by pjammer |
| Friday May 28, 1999 | Friedman, Billings, Ramsey will be the first investment bank to let individual investors get in on the start of their IPOs via the net.
to Finance by faisal |
| Monday May 10, 1999 | Information about US Minted Bullion,
Specifications
and Mint Marks
for US Coin, and those crazy new State Quarters
(you can Submit your own design
for future quarters) is available at the US Mint. to Finance by goboro |
| Wednesday Mar 17, 1999 | The brainchild of Larry Ellison, Mitchell Kertzman, and David Roux, HEYIDIOT.COM combines a vertical portal and irrational exhuberance to take the Internet stock crazy to its rational conclusion.
to Finance by faisal |
| TheStreet.com is one of the better financial sites with a great mix of timely news and insightful, unbiased commentary. While a subscription-based site, their strict conflict and disclosure policy makes it much more valuable than listening to the talking heads on CNBC or reading the touters on Yahoo!'s stock boards. to Finance by petey |
| Wednesday Mar 10, 1999 | The Internet Capitalist attempts to explain precisely
why some stocks are trading at greater than 200 times more than their earnings.
"This companion piece attempts to place both anecdotal and concrete data within a thematic context
that will help institutional investors gauge where the greatest shareholder value will be created over
time in the Internet universe".
to Finance by jack |
| Friday Mar 5, 1999 | Softbank, the Japanese holding company and owner of Yahoo! and Ziff-Davis, pulls wool over the eyes of the investment community through some shady financial transactions.
to Finance by pjammer |
| Thursday Dec 3, 1998 | In a bout of internet exuberance, a variety of stock brokers realize that spelling counts. to Finance by akk |
| Saturday Oct 17, 1998 | Now even complete bumbling idiots can drive stock prices through the floor. to Finance by faisal |
| Thursday Oct 15, 1998 | It seems that not even the smartest and richest can beat the market (or Apple Computer)
this year: watch as BankAmerica helps D. E. Shaw
blow
its famous streak. So much for market neutral.
to Finance by faisal |
| Tuesday Sep 29, 1998 | Big Al lowers interest rates. to Finance by akk |
| Thursday Sep 24, 1998 | what happens if you're a hotshot hedge fund manager on wall street and you fuck up royally?
bitch and moan until someone gives you $3.5 billion, obviously. to Finance by akk |
| Wednesday Sep 23, 1998 | The new $20 dollar bill comes out
tomorrow. In January 1999, the first of the new
50 States Commemorative Quarters will be issued, featuring different obverse images for each
state, starting with Delaware. And in
2000, the Susan B. Anthony Dollar will be replaced with the golden
Sacajawea Dollar. to Finance by joshua |
| Tuesday Sep 22, 1998 | Don't need money? Just want to support that raging
liquor habit and maybe teach a few kids in the
process? Then move to
Siberia.
to Finance by magus |
| Monday Sep 21, 1998 | CardWeb's collection of credit card information
will make wallowing in debt all the more efficient.
to Finance by akk |
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