memepool
on the internet, everyone can hear you scream
[ articles posted to Fashion ] [ recent articles [ Search ] [ archives by Date | Subject | Author ]
Wednesday
Apr 25, 2012
Rounding out your Juggalo wardrobe.
to Fashion by isosceles
Monday
Nov 6, 2006
Gore + Chic = Très Chic?
to Fashion by fool
Friday
Dec 9, 2005
If you have the tastes of Ed Gein (or Larry Cottingham), but the heart of Skipper, then Margaux Lange has some jewelry that is right up your alley.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Saturday
Dec 3, 2005
It seems there are groups for those very elaborate fantasies involving destruction of GAP and Urban Outfitters stores.
to Fashion by fool
Friday
Nov 11, 2005
Enjoy the First Annual Myspace Bad Hair Awards, with bonus obscure superhero references!
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Friday
Oct 7, 2005
Here, have a history of the codpiece.
to Fashion by fringehead
Friday
Jul 15, 2005
For those who have an SUV that will never see a trail, rocks or mud, we have just the product for you.
to Fashion by nucleus
Thursday
Jun 30, 2005
If you are tired of being upstaged by fellows in their fancy Seersucker Suits, then might I suggest you get a Ghille Suit.
to Fashion by fool
Friday
May 13, 2005
Nothing says "I am the pimpiest" like spinning blinged-out rims for your teeth.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Mar 2, 2005
English Cut is the web log of a Savile Row tailor. Even if you can't afford a bespoke suit, at least you can now appreciate the work that goes into one.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Monday
Jan 31, 2005
Gerald O., Shawn Lattimer, and Howie Mandel use it (see row two)... why not you, hairball? C'mon, it's the ultimate headshaving razor. "Customer satisfaction is a priority."
to Fashion by fatherdan
Wednesday
Dec 1, 2004
For the exotic dancer who has trouble getting men's attention, three Rice University Students have developed the GloThong.
to Fashion by yoyology
Thursday
Nov 4, 2004
Too late for Halloween, a pictorial guide to tying a sumo diaper.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Sep 29, 2004
"It would seem that I am on a never ending quest to make the ultimate Slave Leia costume." Keep following that dream, Star Wars Chick!
to Fashion by fatherdan
Tuesday
May 4, 2004
It's a good thing for Coco Chanel that cartographers can't copyright the Coco Channel.
to Fashion by fool
Sunday
Apr 18, 2004
"One of those smart, happy girls who buys fancy bedsheets and always talks to you like she knows something you don't, and is just humoring you because she went to a better college. Oh yeah, you know the type I'm talking about. Your mom's going to love me, but you're going to panic the night before our engagement party, and have to run off to Mexico and ruin your good credit score." Supermodel Personals takes the genre to caustic heights.
to Fashion by fool
Friday
Dec 5, 2003
In mankind's quest to catalog and crossreference everything, it was inevitable that someone would turn their gaze upon Elvis' concert pantsuits.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
"Everybody has a hobby. Mine is collecting images of pantyhose packages, as well as pantyhose ads from magazines and catalogs."
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Monday
Nov 3, 2003
Both men and women have come to rely on a variety of support products for comfort, health and safety. Now there are products to support your vanity as well.
to Fashion by nucleus
Tuesday
Sep 30, 2003
Japanese teenagers are dressing up as pre-pubescent, Victorian sluts on their way to a wake for fetish nurses. What the fuck is going on over there?
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Sunday
Jun 8, 2003
Warning! When approaching second base, be sure to wear proper hand protection. Consider yourself warned!
to Fashion by fatherdan
Sunday
Apr 20, 2003
Brenda and Marcie are putting on a brave face, but Debra can't stop giggling behind Laurie's back. They love her to death, but how could she have put them in these awful bridesmaid dresses? Reality check, ladies. It could have been much, much worse.
to Fashion by yoyology
Monday
Apr 7, 2003
In times of emergency do not panic, take your neckwear and look for a safe escape path.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Thursday
Mar 20, 2003
The 1971 Sears Catalog had something for everyone: adults, teens, toddlers and precious little babies.
to Fashion by roo
Monday
Mar 3, 2003
Duct Tape is the new black! At least, according to Duct Tape Fashion. Unfortunately, nearly everything on the site is on backorder as a result of a huge Christmas rush. Damn you, Dave Barry!
to Fashion by yoyology
Monday
Feb 17, 2003
Steve has an interesting idea with Lonely Socks, a kind of unmatched-stocking dating service. Unfortunately, it looks like he's badly in need of interested footwear.
to Fashion by yoyology
Friday
Feb 14, 2003
Thrift Deluxe gives you step by step instructions on such DIY favorites as the Milk Carton Gift Box, the Cheese Grater Lamp, and the Record Bowl. Use them at your own risk!
to Fashion by fotbon
Thursday
Feb 13, 2003
Worried about dressing like a harlot? Plainly Dressed is your Christian Clothing & Headcovering Resource.
to Fashion by fatherdan
Tuesday
Feb 11, 2003
This Valentine's day, tell that special someone in your life that you've got your eye on them.. as well as your infrared cameras, wiretaps and keystroke loggers.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Friday
Jan 3, 2003
"In the beginning, it all started out as an experiment. 'What would happen if I wore a nametag all the time?'"
to Fashion by crikey
Wednesday
Dec 11, 2002
Afraid of going out on a limb and treading your own fashionista path? Take the easy way out with the time-tested hipster method of simply appropriating the style of a bygone era.
to Fashion by fool
Wednesday
Nov 27, 2002
From bull attacks to freak chainsaw accidents, it's doubtful prettyboy clothing labels Tommy Hilfiger and J. Crew get the same hardassed customer testimonials that the C. C. Filson clothing company receives.
to Fashion by fatherdan
Monday
Nov 18, 2002
What will the well-dressed Shriner be wearing this year? Let these fine merchants dress you from head to toe.
to Fashion by fatherdan
Monday
Oct 28, 2002
Teaching our children the value of being players. Oh how cute! He's slapping his little sister around because she won't come across with the candy!
to Fashion by fatherdan
Wednesday
Oct 16, 2002
The proliferation of portable electronic devices has created a new demand for clothing that can hold, or even help connect, all this new gear. But leave it to the Japanese to take this idea to weird extremes.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Monday
Oct 7, 2002
For those who want their welding mask to say "Take care. I could snap at any minute."
to Fashion by fatherdan
Wednesday
Sep 25, 2002
I like to make passes at girls who wear glasses.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Saturday
Aug 31, 2002
What does Nike produce? (a) overpriced shoes. (b) highly profitable sweatshops. (c) surreal television commercials made in cooperation with fans of extreme sport/art/philosophy Le Parkour. (d) all of the above.
to Fashion by faisal
Wednesday
Apr 24, 2002
Remember Hypercolor clothing? Just like Mood Rings, it changed colors based on your body temperature. Well, only the hot spots of your body: your armpits and crotch. It always seemed like a half-baked idea, yet people still insist on doing stupid things to their clothes.
to Fashion by isosceles
Wednesday
Mar 27, 2002
Lee Jeans is showing commercials in Europe that feature talking bare behinds. Yes. That's right. A group of talking butts. It's disturbing. If you'd rather just read the plot line and avoid having to be traumatized by the talking buttockses, you can read about it here.
to Fashion by mdm
Friday
Mar 8, 2002
Don't worry, Lois Lane! Skirtman will save you! Skirtman?
to Fashion by fatherdan
Tuesday
Feb 19, 2002

The Bulletman Suit allows you to deal head-punching, groin-kicking violence to your opponent without leaving a mark. Just try not to think you're being attacked by the Great Gazoo.
to Fashion by fatherdan

Friday
Feb 15, 2002
When you get a good one going, why not immortalize it? Their competitor makes sure the ladies aren't left out either. True connoisseurs will want to join the club.
to Fashion by fringehead
Obscene t-shirts, for adults, fine; but these baby clothes are slightly worrying.
to Fashion by elder
Monday
Jan 7, 2002
Carrying around a lot of toys? Don't want to look too much like a geek? Try the new Scott eVest.
to Fashion by blk
Wednesday
Dec 19, 2001
Are you emo or not? Do you know how to be emo? Does your band's name follow the rules of emo? What is emo? Don't you just love Emo?
to Fashion by crikey
Wednesday
Nov 21, 2001
Ghillie Suits: for the man or woman who wants to hunt, snipe, or play paintball invisibly...or perhaps simply look like Cousin It.
to Fashion by fatherdan
Sunday
Oct 28, 2001
Tasker's Fine Arts can easily turn your boring backyard into an island of glowering mystery or a weird-ass set from The Prisoner.
to Fashion by fatherdan
Saturday
Oct 27, 2001
I guess those Rubik's Cube and Joanie Loves Chachi Halloween costumes for kids made sense at the time.
to Fashion by tregoweth
Wednesday
Oct 10, 2001
There are bras, and then there are ass bras.
to Fashion by fatherdan
Tuesday
Oct 2, 2001
You could gape in fear at one of the world's ugliest couches, or you could try to buy a contender.
to Fashion by fool
Monday
Oct 1, 2001
I don't care if they look neat; I'm not putting something in my eyes as part of a Halloween costume.
to Fashion by tregoweth
Weapons for him. Weapons for her.
to Fashion by kade
Saturday
Aug 4, 2001
Asia Carrera -- beloved porn star, admitted geek, Unreal Tournament player -- presents her secret makeup tips.
to Fashion by tregoweth
Thursday
Jul 5, 2001
Forget X-Band Radar. The only way George Dubya's National Missile Defence is going to detect incoming missiles is by relying on the technology of the Armageddon Bra.
to Fashion by saucy
Saturday
May 19, 2001
We all wore them back in the 80s, but parachute pants are back.
to Fashion by mrbill
Wednesday
Apr 4, 2001
The 21st century's first new batch of new footwear include skates disguised as sneakers, shoes that generate electricity, spring powered boots, and gas powered boots.
to Fashion by skallas
Sunday
Apr 1, 2001
You can now power and control your sewing machine with your Game Boy. I always thought there was something missing from my Singer experience.
to Fashion by laurel
Monday
Mar 19, 2001
We all remember the 70s and especially bad 70s interior design.
to Fashion by mrbill
Wednesday
Feb 28, 2001
Looking for a gift for that plus-sized goth in your life? You need go no further than this charming little shop.
to Fashion by fringehead
Think long hair is a trend of the past? Thanks to the web, you can see how common it still is, although it isn't always approved of. There are sites dedicated to worshipping it (on women and men), caring for it, growing it, styling it (from the odd and exotic to dreadlocks and braids), and even getting it cut. You can see it in different cultures, search for a date, or hear reasons why it is or is not Biblical.
to Fashion by blk
Monday
Jan 22, 2001
From one-of-a-kind wedding gowns to custom-fit geisha wear, Yosa provides beautiful and unusual hand-made fantasy and historical clothing.
to Fashion by jacquez
Monday
Jan 1, 2001
"I'm wearing second hand hats / Second hand clothes / That's why they call me / Second Hand Rose"
to Fashion by laurel
Friday
Nov 17, 2000
Sewing.org is a fantastic website that contains many frequently asked questions about sewing. These topics range from Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Zippers (but were afraid to ask?) to Men's Pants.
to Fashion by laurel
Thursday
Nov 16, 2000
Ummmm, Hats of Meat?
to Fashion by keith
Tuesday
Nov 14, 2000
It's that time again, boys and girls! Grow your Beard for New Year's! If you're lucky, this year, your beard may save your life.
to Fashion by caviar
Saturday
Oct 14, 2000
Look at the things that people are putting in their hair.
to Fashion by roo
Monday
Sep 4, 2000
Halloween's coming, and Martha Stewart is going as...Siouxsie Sioux?
to Fashion by tregoweth
Friday
Aug 25, 2000
Webundies serves as the internet's large collection of novelty boxer shorts. From Austin Powers to Curious George, they got it all for your crotch area. And you can even include a boxergram with your surprise gift for that special someone.
to Fashion by kade
Tuesday
Aug 8, 2000
Forget Customatix, Creo Interactive was there first, and their designs are definitely funkier
to Fashion by wheezer
Monday
Aug 7, 2000
Customatix brings mass customization to your feet. Design your own shoes and have them made by someone in asia. Strapped for ideas? Let the professionals inspire you.
to Fashion by dennis
Wednesday
Aug 2, 2000
Women everywhere must be rushing to douse themselves with the scent of Gummi Baer.
to Fashion by moose
Tuesday
Jun 20, 2000
Ugly people are scary, grotesque, old, and just plain ODD.
to Fashion by enigma
Monday
Jun 12, 2000
Dog shoes. Glowing dogs. Holiday outfits. Any time is a good time for canine couture.
to Fashion by fringehead
Thursday
May 25, 2000
Urban Decay is a california based cosmetic company started by the co-founder of Cisco Systems. Their makeup features eyeliners such as "Mildew" and "Stray dog", lipsticks called "Oil Slick", "Roach", and "Smog", and foundation products (aka coverup) called "Hallucination" and "Mirage".
to Fashion by laurel
Saturday
May 6, 2000
While looking for an accappatoio online, I stumbled across Moda Online. Their intimate apparel section is excellent.
to Fashion by peterb
Tuesday
Apr 25, 2000
Guys: ever wanted to grow your hair out long but weren't sure how to go about doing it? The nice thing about the Internet is that there's a FAQ for everything.
to Fashion by kier
Friday
Apr 21, 2000
Ladies, tired of those same binding bras? Try an interactive bra instead.
to Fashion by moose
Wednesday
Apr 19, 2000
Sure, you're familiar with their dictatorships, but what about their fashion sense?
to Fashion by dha
Wednesday
Mar 15, 2000
For the woman who has everything and the man who wants something special for someone special, the Breastee Collection offers an exquisite line of personal jewelry just for her.
to Fashion by nyarl
Friday
Feb 18, 2000
Avoid missing a single second of that important sporting event by peeing into a Stadium Pal.
to Fashion by succa
Sunday
Feb 13, 2000
After spending hours trying to buy The Sims pretty furniture for their virtual houses, buy some real furniture for your own from Design Within Reach.
to Fashion by joshua
Friday
Feb 11, 2000
Some of us have reasonable tasteful weddings. Some of us don't.
to Fashion by djinn
Tuesday
Jan 25, 2000
Corsets and girdles and lacing! Oh my!
to Fashion by stimpy
Wednesday
Dec 29, 1999
Get all assed-out and fashionable with well-known Korean designer nail-file conglomerate Assi!! Like the site says, "It's the new name that opens the fantastic world of Nail File. We contain women's hope and dream toward the real beauty in Nail File. Fantastic design, high quality, various models, we are always sweating for, are also motto and confidence of ASSI, a beauty creator." That's Korean for "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"
to Fashion by sburke
Monday
Dec 13, 1999
Last year's budget furnishing for starving college students is this year's budget furnishing for fashion conscious iBuyers. Cheap and easy-to-move inflatable Bubble Furniture comes in various iPleasing colors to match your overpriced but cute computer.
to Fashion by faisal
Saturday
Nov 20, 1999
Although intended to provide washing instructions without language, Laundry Care Symbols are cryptic at best. While there, learn how to remove stains from your clothes. Not suprisingly, the 4-H Club of the U.S.A. has published a large number of searchable articles on basic social functioning, not the least of which are the 4-H Clothing Project Reference Manual, the laundry troubleshooting guide, a more comprehensive stain removal guide, how to look tall and slender in your newly cared-for apparel, fiber facts covering the gamut of yarns, and how to judge clothing fit and finish.
to Fashion by urog
Tuesday
Nov 16, 1999
As all things go in cycles, so should facial hair. Grow your beard for New Year's. Use the power of your genes to defy the environment!
to Fashion by caviar
Friday
Oct 29, 1999
It's not a hat, it's a toessel!
to Fashion by succa
Thursday
Oct 21, 1999
Nothing starts the day quite like dressing Trent Reznor up in pretty, pretty clothes.
to Fashion by jon
Wednesday
Oct 13, 1999
Once in a while, a random question sends me on a quest. Today, it was "Is there a boxers versus briefs FAQ?". In search for such a grail, I was able to find a NPR story on the effects of wearing boxers and briefs on your sperm production / scrotal temperature. Once you've listened to that, tell the rest of the world what you prefer, and play a disturbing game from our friends at BVD.
to Fashion by imploded
Tuesday
Oct 12, 1999
When I rule the internet people will not be allowed to make websites which have Galleries of Goatees.
to Fashion by keith
Monday
Oct 4, 1999
Aliens are abducting our pants. Let's hope they take my father's acid-washed jeans.
to Fashion by jon
Tuesday
Sep 21, 1999
A simple flowchart to help men get dressed.
to Fashion by djinn
Thursday
Sep 2, 1999
What makes a person sexy? According to these folks, it's all in the face. Their list of famous sexy faces is worth a read. But honestly now...Al Gore sexy?
to Fashion by succa
My prediction for a future urban fashion trend is Negro League baseball gear. Availible at All American Negro League Baseball Apparel or Blue Marlin. And even if it never catches on, they're still pretty darn cool. Oh, and if anyone doesn't know what the Negro Leagues were, here's the yahoo category of sites about them.
to Fashion by keith
Tuesday
Aug 24, 1999
I cannot help but think that eyebrown stencils from eyebrowz.com are the facial equivalent of the infamous informercial-hawked spray on hair for male pattern baldness.
to Fashion by faisal
Friday
Aug 20, 1999
mullet (mu' lit) 1. any of a family of edible, spiny-rayed fishes found in fresh and salt waters and having a small mouth and feeble teeth, as the striped (or gray) mullet. 2. any haircut which the sides and top of the hair are significantly shorter than the back (the originator of the term "mullet" seems to be Mike D of Beastie Boys fame). Now updated for 1998!
to Fashion by faisal
Friday
Aug 13, 1999
According to Gap Sucks and the SF Gate, the Fisher family that owns the Gap, Banana Republic and Old Navy are also planning to clearcut their 230,000 acres of California forests, some of which contain old-growth redwoods near Mendocino. Want more cargo pants now?
to Fashion by gen
Friday
Jul 16, 1999
Want to know what folks will be wearing in A.D. 1993?
to Fashion by belford
Tuesday
May 18, 1999
BodyTek sells fake dismembered body parts and special effects contact lenses that are used in many sci-fi movies and television shows.
to Fashion by joshua
Wednesday
May 12, 1999
Chain mail: not just for Conan any more.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Thursday
Apr 8, 1999
Mullets! Mullets! Mullets!
to Fashion by obvious
Saturday
Mar 20, 1999
Slug Pornography T-Shirts, I know this is what I've been looking for all my life.
to Fashion by mpc
Monday
Mar 8, 1999
Some people may be looking for revolutionary no-tie shoelaces. However, be sure that your shoelacing product doesn't incite gang violence.
to Fashion by machita
Monday
Feb 22, 1999
Second-hand stores are passe; the truly hip do their thrift shopping by buying unclaimed airline baggage.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Sunday
Feb 7, 1999
Just because G.I. Joe wants some new outfits doesn't mean he's gay.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Tuesday
Dec 15, 1998
Coyote fur or dog fur? doesn't make much difference if you ask me.
to Fashion by urog
Sunday
Nov 22, 1998
Are you looking TOO good? Does your dazzling smile attract unwanted sexual attention or -- worse -- make people think that you work in marketing? Well, Dr. Bukk is here to save you. Select form a wonderful selection of styles of false teeth, all guaranteed to make you look like a slack-jawed yokel.
to Fashion by riotnrrd
Wednesday
Nov 4, 1998
That halogen lamp you bought from IKEA is no longer cool, upgrade to lighting that is ultra chic from from LumiSource.
to Fashion by akk
Decorate ala spo0ky, with Gothic Martha Stewart.
to Fashion by faisal
Saturday
Oct 24, 1998
Soldiers of Fashion! Naomi Campbell v. models we've never heard of because we're not that deperate. Fight!
to Fashion by faisal
Friday
Sep 18, 1998
Get custom-made contact lenses, including mirrorchrome and black-light responsive. Because cyberpunk didn't really die in '88.
to Fashion by nyarl
copyright © 1998 - 200666666 memepool.com - all rights reserved. for entertainment purposes only. all content is provided as is, with no warranty stated or implied regarding the quality or accuracy of any content on or off the memepool.com website. all trademarks, servicemarks, and copyrights are property of their respective owners.
To find out how to become a regular contributor, contact contrib@memepool.com
To tell us about a link or two, contact link@memepool.com
Questions and comments should go to comments@memepool.com
Memepool is run by Joshua Schachter and Jeff Smith