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Thursday
Aug 9, 2012
IlluminatiVEVO is the premier portal for exposing demonic and Illuminati influence in pop culture. Enjoy riveting psychoceramic analysis of Katy Perry's escape from Satanic influence or the dark demonic symbols in Adventure Time.
to Conspiracy by isosceles
Friday
Aug 11, 2006
Apparently planes don't leave much wreckage behind when they run into walls. And reinforced poles like the ones put in the Pentagon after the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing are pretty good at stopping stuff. So what really happened to Flight 77? Maybe this.
to Conspiracy by roo
Monday
Nov 14, 2005
MIT researchers are claiming that tin-foil helmets do not stop government mind control rays (and may, in fact, make them more powerful!) However, the opposition respectfully disagrees.
to Conspiracy by riotnrrd
Thursday
Dec 9, 2004
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a straightjacket.
to Conspiracy by scromp
Monday
Oct 27, 2003
With divorce on the rise and cohabitation increasingly replacing marriage, what will Big Diamonds do to replace this lost revenue? One option: The Right-Hand Ring.
to Conspiracy by yoyology
Sunday
Oct 19, 2003
Forget Where's Waldo, it's time to play Find the Boeing.
to Conspiracy by nucleus
Friday
Feb 7, 2003
One hand player, one stroke painting, the stroking edge ... Will the innuendo never stop? Have they no decency?
to Conspiracy by fool
Wednesday
Nov 27, 2002
"Ha ha! The Information Awareness Office's logo -- despite its incorporation of that spooky pyramidclops from the Great Seal of the United States -- doesn't scare me at all. Nope, not one bit," the conspiracy hound said to his desk lamp, while sweat poured down his face. "Why should it?"
to Conspiracy by fatherdan
Friday
Jul 19, 2002
Does it seem like there's a lot of crop circles this year? Disney Pictures is now being accused of creating numerous fakes for its upcoming movie, Signs. There's certainly a lot of interest. So why hasn't it been in the news more?
to Conspiracy by petek
Wednesday
Jun 19, 2002
Mr. Seyed Mohammed Ali Mearaji, Time's Ta, King, Imam and Messenger of GOD, has a thing or two to tell you. And how.
to Conspiracy by fatherdan
Tuesday
May 28, 2002
"The truth can now be told. Embedded in our nation's road sign system is a secret coding designed to target vital sites, facilities and resources for military confiscation during a National Emergency."
to Conspiracy by buttercup
Sunday
Apr 7, 2002
Have you ever seen a streak in the sky? Not a normal streak, but a billowy chemical streak? These streaks are seen in criss-cross formations and are said to influence cloud formation and cause sore throats. Well, if you have, you may be one of the thousands of people who claim the government IS involved. These "chemtrails" have apparently been polluting the skies for years unnoticed. They even show up on radar...
to Conspiracy by 7layerburrito
Monday
Oct 22, 2001
Bin Laden + Bert = Anthrax
to Conspiracy by kade
You've always wanted to conquer the world, but you've never quite been able to find the cash. Well, fortunately for you, there's now a source for the Evil Genius on a Budget.
to Conspiracy by dha
Friday
Oct 19, 2001
How to win friends and influence people.
to Conspiracy by nucleus
Tuesday
Oct 9, 2001
Bert is evil.
to Conspiracy by che
Wednesday
Oct 3, 2001
New photoshopographic evidence sheds new light on the Sep 11 attack and other recent events.
to Conspiracy by faisal
Sunday
Aug 26, 2001
Beware of the gross grocery manipulation...you are being enslaved by your neighbourhood supermarket.
to Conspiracy by monde
Thursday
Aug 2, 2001
They sit on the boards of the largest companies in America
Many sit on government committees
They make decisions that affect our lives
They rule
to Conspiracy by nelson
Sunday
Jun 24, 2001
Projectcensored.org links to last year's most censored news stories like the uber-scary privatization of the world's water supply.
to Conspiracy by skallas
Thursday
Jun 21, 2001
"The story begins with a major advertising agency stealing an independent consultant's storyboards and culminates with allegations that Coke filed fraudulent copyright applications and enacted a high-level form of espionage against their legal opponent. What's more, the federal judge in the case has been accused of having links to organized crime..."
to Conspiracy by tregoweth
Wednesday
Jun 13, 2001
Some odd things have been happening lately: bookies slash the odds of intelligent alien life existing, Seti@Home has covered a significant portion of the sky, and its CGIs have been down for a couple weeks. Are the rumors true, is SETI@Home currently in the "What do we tell the world" stage? Or more importantly, does the legacy of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds permanently answer that question?
to Conspiracy by skallas
Tuesday
Jun 12, 2001
Echelon exists? The European Parliament seem to think so. They've issued a full report on its capabilities and limitations, and are warning Europeans to use encryption. In the US, the ACLU is leading the cause against the system.
to Conspiracy by borges
Thursday
May 31, 2001
Batman 594 exposes the connection between Nancy Reagan and acclaimed comic book writer Alan Grant.
to Conspiracy by skallas
Tuesday
Apr 17, 2001
Exhibit A against Osama bin Laden, master terrorist and fecal freak.
to Conspiracy by saucy
Tuesday
Mar 20, 2001
You know what would rock my world? If, by let's say, "accident", the core team of MIR did a reentry of the new, shining, International Space Station. Mother Russia still remembers the whole "First one to get to the moon" thing.
to Conspiracy by longinus
Sunday
Feb 11, 2001
Are you aware of the enormity of the galactic collusion going on between the White House, ex-KGB agents turned movie stars turned correctional officers, and various extraterrstial societies? Frank Chu is.
to Conspiracy by dnm
Friday
Feb 9, 2001
Why is this cow laughing?
to Conspiracy by braino
Wednesday
Dec 6, 2000
Plato's dialogues the Timaeus and Critias are the first to mention Atlantis. Now there are numerous references, particularly from those trying to determine the location. Antartica, the South China Sea, North America and the Bahamas have all been proposed. If you are interested in the subject, but tired of having your intelligence insulted, try Richard Ellis' Imagining Atlantis. As the book shows, humanity's consistent obsession with Atlantis is just as interesting a subject, if not more so, than the proposed locations.
to Conspiracy by birgitte
Wednesday
Nov 22, 2000
It's comforting to know that there's a crack team of experts working 'round the clock to investigate and chronicle the scar on Sharon Stone's neck.
to Conspiracy by succa
Sunday
Oct 22, 2000
Shedding some light to the obvious connection between Microsoft and The Illuminati... Figures!
to Conspiracy by wwwwolf
Friday
Sep 1, 2000
The FBI's Freedom of Information Act Reading Room is pretty interesting. You can read their files on famous personages such as John Lennon, The Duke and Duchess of Windsor, The Duke, Old Blue Eyes, Pablo Picasso, and W.E.B.DuBois. Their Unusual Phenomena section includes files on such things as cattle mutilation and the incident at Roswell.
to Conspiracy by keith
Friday
Aug 11, 2000
60's astronaut Gordon Cooper has been accusing the U.S. government of a UFO coverup for years. Maybe a trained fighter-pilot just can't tell the difference between something out of the ordinary and a weather balloon.
to Conspiracy by skallas
Thursday
Jul 13, 2000
Y2K has come & gone with nary a meltdown, blackout, or other cataclysm. What're the conspiracy theorists going to do with their bomb shelters and MRE's now? How about hiding out from the New World Order's black helicopters infiltrating America under the supposedly innocuous guise of the U.S. Census Bureau? Does anyone really believe the same organization that is responsible for Monica Lewinsky, Amtrak & the US Postal Service can really orchestrate global domination?
to Conspiracy by rich
Friday
Jul 7, 2000
While most 'Coneheads' obssess about David Cone's lackluster performance this season, some 'Coneheads' worry about wrongly imprisoned traffic cones. Are they enslaved against their will? Or, is it a vast evil conspiracy? Study their 'history', and decide for yourself.
to Conspiracy by rich
Tuesday
Jun 20, 2000
Tom Grant and Andrew Amirault believe that the evidence of Kurt Cobain's death suggests murder. Some people find their argument persuasive.
to Conspiracy by joshua
Monday
May 1, 2000
Microsoft keeps asking "Where do you want to go today?", but we didn't think they meant Groom Dry Lake Air Force Base. Yes, you can now use the Microsoft sponsored TerraServer to explore satellite photos of everybody's favorite alleged alien research facility: Area 51.
to Conspiracy by faisal
Thursday
Mar 9, 2000
The Bilderberg Group is an organisation of 120 businessmen and politicians which meets once per year to obtain a global consensus on the issues of the day - and the future of the world. This year they're meeting somewhere in Switzerland. The group was founded 44 years ago by the Nazi sympathiser, King Bernhard of the Netherlands, with the express vision of a single global government. That much is real. Any connection to the Bavarian Illuminati, Freemasonry, the Wise Men of Zion, or Grey aliens are, of course, completely false.
to Conspiracy by simon
Thursday
Mar 2, 2000
Borges is not Tulse Luper. Borges was Borges. Tulse Luper is Tulse Luper, or maybe Peter Greenaway, or maybe paul.m. And these may be his suitcases.
to Conspiracy by penth
Friday
Jan 21, 2000
Even though Hello Cthulhu will be taking a vacation from the web, it pleases me to no end that I can still buy Hello Cthulhu merchandise online. I wonder if they'll take my Campus Crusade for Cthulhu discount?
to Conspiracy by reid
Monday
Jan 17, 2000
EvilPeople, Inc. now has job openings for all those who would like to apply. Friendly advice: it's probably best if you lie on your application, since that's what most evil people would do.
to Conspiracy by earmouse
Friday
Dec 31, 1999
"Power on, Internet fine, dogs healthy and beer still cold." Such is the best Australian Y2k update from J.R. Whipple's Zone 2000 report.
to Conspiracy by peterb
Thursday
Oct 28, 1999
Some people think Martians are little green men, but some people think that they are something even more sinister.
to Conspiracy by keith
Monday
Oct 4, 1999
If you're tired of plain, vanilla conspiracies like Friedrich Nietzsche's plan to enslave the Earth form his C.I.A.-funded moon base, or alien plans to enslave the Earth from their alien-funded Earth bases, don't despair: now you can create your own conspiracy.
to Conspiracy by jon
Friday
Oct 1, 1999
Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon mentions van Eck phreaking -- reading the electromagnetic signature of a device to decode what is displayed on it or though it remotely, even through walls and from a distance. TEMPEST may whet your conspiratorial interests about it, as may this page on Electronics Surveillance and Espionage that includes a link to the original Wim van Eck paper on remotely detecting electomagnetic radiation from display devices. I noticed a trivial application of this when i put my powered speakers too close to my x.10 transceiver and sent a command to dim the lights.
to Conspiracy by oznoid
Tuesday
Sep 21, 1999
The web-site for game designer Warren Spector's impending conspiracy-theorist's wet dream adventure Deus Ex claims to have been shut down and is being monitored, presumably by the secretive UN Anti-Terrorist Coalition. Me? I sent mail asking for a job to UNATCO. Sadly, their kid's page is still under construction.
to Conspiracy by nyarl
Thursday
Sep 9, 1999
Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that associating with Bill Clinton can be hazardous to your health.
to Conspiracy by pjammer
Monday
Aug 16, 1999
According to some "experts" AIDS isn't actually caused by HIV. Apparently, we've all been believing a perpetuated myth.
to Conspiracy by laurel
Tuesday
Aug 3, 1999
It takes 23 seconds for blood to circulate through the human body. Octets, the fundamental unit of networked information, contain 2^3 bits. The Cult Awareness Network (now owned by Scientology) has 23 chapters. The Mayan long count ends on December 23, 2012. Impropaganda's 23 Skidoo has an ever-expanding list of other occurrences of this famous number.
to Conspiracy by braino
Monday
Jul 12, 1999
Are you under the impression that Oswald didn't kill Kennedy? That the Media is a lapdog of corporate interests? That the CIA operates without presidential authority? If so, you will find everything you need to justify your paranoid suspicions at the Real History Archives.
to Conspiracy by pjammer
Monday
May 24, 1999
For those of you fed up with the standard conspiracy-theory tripe which infects the Internet, feast your eyes and imagination on The Incident and see what an intelligent and creative individual can devise. And don't forget to read the punchline.
to Conspiracy by sck
Tuesday
May 18, 1999
Are you convinced that the news you watch is scripted, corporate PR spin? Covert Action Quarterly magazine shares your view. Staffed by former spooks and military analysts, CAQ offers an interesting perspective on the Kosovo crisis and other U.S. military operations.
to Conspiracy by pjammer
Your paranoid communications college professor, who was always ranting about how the world's publishing media is owned by a small cabal of multinational concerns, was absolutely right.
to Conspiracy by pjammer
Wednesday
Apr 7, 1999
The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, and Colonel Sanders. It appears that the Rothschilds have been replaced.
to Conspiracy by faisal
Wednesday
Mar 31, 1999
The race to the Moon isn't over yet, according to this guy. Until I read his "bungee cord" explanation of the low gravity footage I'll admit I was skeptical.
to Conspiracy by obvious
Wednesday
Mar 17, 1999
For those interested in Michael Drosnin's Bible Code, in which he claims that secret messages are hidden in the Bible (and actually predicted Yitzhak Rabin's assassination). If you're a believer, you owe it to yourself to take a gander at the assassinations foretold in Moby Dick for a different interpretation of this "prophetic text."
to Conspiracy by crikey
Wednesday
Feb 10, 1999
O.K. Jerry, I'm sure its just the purple one that's gay.
to Conspiracy by jason
Monday
Feb 1, 1999
ParaScope may be the ultimate clearinghouse for conspiratoria. Win fabulous prizes in their "Where's Oswaldo?" contest!
to Conspiracy by obvious
Monday
Jan 25, 1999
The search page that Deja News doesn't want you to know about.
to Conspiracy by petey
Sunday
Jan 17, 1999
The word is truth, or something. ALIENS!!!
to Conspiracy by jason
Thursday
Nov 19, 1998
Microsoft reveals that its competitors are actually trying to compete with it. Or something.
to Conspiracy by faisal
Tuesday
Oct 27, 1998
OK, Mr. Wiseass Skeptic, explain these Anomalous Images
to Conspiracy by obvious
Friday
Sep 25, 1998
The Library of Alexandria was burned, but Dr. R.W. Bernard managed to uncover the secret reason behind its razing: Apollonius the Nazarene. Now, his work lives on, spreading the Gospel of the True Christ.
to Conspiracy by jacquez
Thursday
Sep 24, 1998
The Radical Front for the Liberation of Pants gets major media coverage.
to Conspiracy by faisal
Tuesday
Sep 22, 1998
The Church of Scientology: Get clear and stay clear.
to Conspiracy by jacquez
Friday
Sep 18, 1998
Y2K Compliant? Intel Inside? Rapture Ready? Know your eschatology.
to Conspiracy by faisal
Thursday
Sep 17, 1998
My pants?
to Conspiracy by faisal
This 6MB quicktime movie is a Microsoft internal film starring Bill Gates and a VW.
to Conspiracy by bah
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