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| Thursday Mar 16, 2000 | This ranks as the least politically-correct fetish I've ever seen. to Sex by tregoweth |
| You know that this web thing is really catching on when even the Hare Krishnas use it. to Religion by keith |
| When Ayn Rand asked who John Galt was, she probably meant it rhetorically and didn't mean this guy. And she certainly didn't mean this guy. to Philosophy by keith |
| A lot of people have tried to build secure, distributed filesystems for everything from making ubquitous data havens to global authenticated storage of sensitive materials. The Self-Certifying File System is yet another attempt, with some interesting ideas. to Computing by dnm |
| HTML, HDML, WML, schmtML you say. I agree -- XML may be the keenest thing since sliced indices, but you need to get your info straight. xmlhack gives you the tasty useful bits every day in digestable forms, yet treats you like the schema building guru you are. to Web by dnm |
| Stan Lee presents A.J.! Nick! Kevin! Brian! Howie! Fighting evil with their strange new powers! Excelsior! to Comics by tregoweth |
| Wednesday Mar 15, 2000 | RaverPorn: What could be better than underage-looking girls with pacifiers and big pants,
with funny colored hair, covered with
glitter and Hello Kitty, being felt up by Ron Jeremy?
Well, I can think of a lot. But some people are into that kind of stuff. to Sex by enigma |
| Life is hard when you're a wanna-be rock star. to Music by eclipse |
| I don't know how to make this one sound pleasant: the website says it's jewelry to adorn your "secret garden" and jewelry for the discriminating gentleman. What's wrong with the people who come up with these things? to Sex by djinn |
| Death Row is considered "the leading reference guide on capital punishment for legal professionals, correctional facility personnel, law enforcement agencies, media researchers, special interest organizations and law school faculty and students." It's published yearly. Oh, and it's online too. Read such eye-openers as the History of Execution Methods, 100 Years of the Death Penalty or take the Serial Killer Profile Quiz and see if you have bigger problems than you thought. to Literature by mrradon |
| The comforting thing about being a Doctor Who
fan is that there's always another one who's sadder or has way too much
time on their hands.
to Television by dha |
| For the woman who has everything and the man who wants something special for someone special, the Breastee Collection offers an exquisite line of personal jewelry just for her.
to Fashion by nyarl |
| Robot porn. Honestly, I can't
think of anything to say that would make this any better.
to Robotics by xrayjones |
| Ever wanted to know if you should
neuter your Sea Monkey? Or maybe you want to know just
how big
you Sea Monkey may get? Ask the Sea Monkey Lady for answers to
these questions and more. You can also come to terms with your grief (or is that guilt?) for your ex-Sea Monkeys via the Sea Monkey Wall of Grief.
to Pets by xrayjones |
| Tuesday Mar 14, 2000 | As if any further
evidence
was needed that the
U.S. Patent Office needs
a crunchy beating, someone has patented a
"device"
which is
completely physically impossible.
to Science by riotnrrd |
| Sissyfighters is the most amazing game every created, especially for those of us who always had the least self-esteem of anyone in the playground. to Games by djinn |
| The Futurama Outlet is almost as much fun as any given episode of the show. Episode guide, icons, fonts, video clips, a "zodiac-u-rama", the fun is endless. And, to add to the Futurama thrills, several toy companies are in the process of making all the merchandise you'll ever need. My favorites at the moment (at least what I can see online) are the tin Futurama toys being made by Rocket USA. to Television by mrradon |
| At the Official Reverse Speech
page you can listen to reversals of audio by
OJ,
Hillary Clinton, and
John & Patsy Ramsey, among
others, and if you can't understand what the reversed speech says they'll explain it to you!
Plus, if you still don't believe, you can take a
blind test
to try to prove that reverse speech truly works. to Wackos by moose |
| Revel in the
B1ff-inspired
surrealism of
Michael B. Farbish.
His long, rambling essays (they're too mild-mannered to be considered
true
rants) are made almost illegible
by the apparently stochastically-generated HTML of these pages.
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| You think your job stinks? Well, at least you aren't a
taxi driver.
According to the
U.S. Department of
Health & Human Services, they have the highest
rate of on-the-job homicides
(twice the rate of the
second worst).
A lot more such morbid, quantatative data on how much
where you live and what you do sucks can be found at the
Bureau of Labor Statistics.
to Reference by riotnrrd |
| Monday Mar 13, 2000 | I just can't cope with the three facts that
1) there's a rap group called Commodore 64,
2) Amazon flags their latest album as containing
EXPLICIT LYRICS,
and 3) that track five on that album is called
"Proof of the Riemann Mapping Theorem".
to Music by sburke |
| Never did I think I would live to see a a deeply heartfelt and inspiring Web shrine to Carol Channing.
Altho partly this is because I thought I was the only person
who'd ever seen Thoroughly Modern Millie.
to Culture by sburke |
| "Know Your Patron Saint"
will clue you in to the magesty of Catholicism, so that you may know that
St. Cyriacus is invoked against diabolical possessions, and against diseases of the eye, and bazillions
of other USEFUL FACTS. to Religion by sburke |
| Admit it. You know you want a porn film about a magical Tiki statue.
Catch up on the early career of Annie Sprinkle while you're at
it. All this and more at the Alpha Blue Archives.
to Sex by dha |
| A warning to all heart-attack sufferers -- don't trust the e-mail chain letter claiming you can survive by coughing until help arrives. to Health by rogers |
| Got Beer? to Food by boneyard |
| Holy e-commerce, Batman! Get to Tillamook Jerky, for all your e-jerky needs! to Food by simon |
| If your girlfriend has a key to your apartment and you break up, CHANGE THE LOCKS. to Wackos by jason |
| With self-publication via the WWW becoming a dominant method for exposing work to the outside world, Justsystem Pittsburgh Research Center developed Cora, a relatively sophisticated search engine that provides access to approximately 50,000 computer science papers collected from a spider of postscript files in nearly 100 academic and industry research sites.
to Reference by urog |
| Advantages web commerce has over traditional media: if you sell dog toys, why not include a page where you can hear what the squeaky rubber toys sound like? I'd personally recommend the classic carrot. to Pets by elder |
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