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Saturday
Oct 2, 1999
New taste-test surveys reveal that five out of six squirrels prefer Budweiser. Brought to you by the wacky hosts of Wierd Pictures Archive.
to Humor by pjammer
In the neverending quest of web nerds working to hijack $10,000 servers and transform them into emulators of $5 games, some are more successful than others. The author behind the Java port of Nintendo's classic 1982 LCD handheld Donkey Kong offers one of the most impressive efforts I've seen.
to Games by pjammer
Man + Beer = More Man. So says Have-a-brew.com. They have a searchable multitude of beer links.
to Beer by keith
Friday
Oct 1, 1999
Both Drummergirl and Drumhers are useful resource pages for XX-chromosoned percussionists. Practice, ladies, and someday you might get as good as Janet.
to Music by crikey
So did the dwarf-tossing scene in UPN's hideous new show Shasta McNasty give you ideas on how to occupy your idle hours? There's a jolly dwarf out there who is happy to let you throw him around in exchange for money. Somebody shoot me.
to Wackos by pjammer
Members of the White Master Race! Your Pontifex Maximus commands you to eat raw food!.
to Food by fringehead
Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon mentions van Eck phreaking -- reading the electromagnetic signature of a device to decode what is displayed on it or though it remotely, even through walls and from a distance. TEMPEST may whet your conspiratorial interests about it, as may this page on Electronics Surveillance and Espionage that includes a link to the original Wim van Eck paper on remotely detecting electomagnetic radiation from display devices. I noticed a trivial application of this when i put my powered speakers too close to my x.10 transceiver and sent a command to dim the lights.
to Conspiracy by oznoid
Oh, how I love breakfast cereal. Nature's perfect food, complete with cartoon character spokesmen. But an evil conspiracy threatens the very marshmallows that brighten this most-important meal of the day.
to Food by jon
Are you scared? Would you like to be? Well then, go to the spooooooky Hauntedhouse.com and search for a haunted house in your area.
to Reference by keith
I love Wonder Woman. You can watch her every morning at 9am on the Sci-Fi channel. Darn this day job.
to Television by keith
I don't know what is more nightmarish: the misspellings or the broken links.
to Art by peterb
His baby done left him, he was thrown out into the street without even his shoes, his own momma told him he was a no-good dirty dog, but at least he still has a web site.
to Music by peterb
After disbanding a few years back, Canadians (and occasional comedians) Kids in the Hall are getting back together and touring America and Canada. Screw you, Mexico!
to Humor by nyarl
Thursday
Sep 30, 1999
There appear to be some women in the world who think that Men Suck, and they've made a web page about it. Oh, and yes, that is me on their letters from losers page. I guess I suck.
to Commentary by keith
Need to jump off a cliff and arrive alive? Zorb
to Gadgets by faisal
Yes, it's the toilet from the space shuttle. Specially designed because you don't want tinky and poo-poo floating around when you're in outer space.
to Science by moose
Breastfeeding can be beneficial to the health of rugrats. Sounds normal, no? Mariana is a doll who can not only "give birth" (which looks like "child elimination" to me) but then can breastfeed, too. And then there's the fashionable breast t-shirt to show off your fake breasts to all your friends.
In a related but equally scary note, some women breastfeed toddlers. These people really believe that letting kids should make the decision when to stop breastfeeding. Just like letting them make the sole decision when to potty train. Nothing like the thought of a 3 year old breastfeeding in diapers, to make ME want to run out and spawn.
to Health by moose
In November of 1988, Robert Morris released a software worm that brought almost 60,000 machines to a halt. A lot has been written about this event, but of special historical interest is the federal government's General Accounting Office report from 1989 -- their first internet publication!
to Internet by riotnrrd
"Next year is the year 2000." Sez who? The Gregorian calendar isn't the only one out there, you know. In addition to the well known and still used Hewbrew and Islamic calendars, there are many others floating around, ranging from the ancient and very non-Western Aztec and Mayan calendars, to the downright goofy Tranquility calendar (with the year zero set to July 20, 1969) and the Thelemic calendar, based on Aleister Crowley's mystical hokum.
to Reference by riotnrrd
Low on Breast Collars? Need yet another Crupper Strap? The folks at Idaho Llama Gear are more than happy to assist you with all your llama-related needs.
to Pets by jon
The new syndicated show, Battle Dome, answers the question of what you would get if you cross American Gladiators with professional wrestling.
to Television by keith
Brewguide is a good argument for government-mandated internet access in bars, with reviews of over 450 different varieties of the heavenly beverage. Plenty here for hop-heads and the taste-challenged alike.
to Beer by jon
Wednesday
Sep 29, 1999
Now the rest of you can sample what us Ohioans have been enjoying for years: the subtle pleasures of cow tipping.
to Pets by crikey
"It's rather an interesting, titillating finding" one fine scholar says of a study claiming that gay men have bigger dicks than straight men. And what's the rigorous and careful methodology behind the Kinsey Institute data that this study is based on? A survey that "asked 4,187 heterosexuals and 935 homosexuals to measure themselves with a ruler at home and mail in the lengths." SCIENCE!
to Sex by sburke
You want to watch something different? Catch Modulations, Iara Lee's documentary on electronic music. Here's an interview with Iara Lee, documentary film maker of "Modulations" and "Synthetic Pleasures." You'll also want another interview, a review, and a timeline of electronic music. Of course there's also Salon's rise and fall of rave culture.
to Music by gen
Americans love fights. Witness the popularity of wrestling or boxing. My favorite fights are WWWFights! Pooh vs. Snuggles or catfights or Thundercats vs. Masters of the Universe. Which gets one thinking...what about Mumm-Ra as cereal?
to Humor by gen
After reading Tom's Hardware Guide for a little while, I thought I was the shit. I felt confidant in overclocking celerons, video cards, and generally pushing my machine. Then I started reading Ars Technica. With articles like their SMP smackdown, What to do with iMacs, and Damage labs advice columns, I've brought my useless knowledge of the nearly obsolete to a truly "pimptastic" level.
to Computing by akk
Meditheses is dedicated to the science of sticking things in uncomfortable places. Some of their pictures are freaky and some are cool.
to Health by akk
Ever ran across a picture that made you wince? Wonder why they posted it to their home page? Wonder if they regret it? They will now.
to Web by pjammer
Tuesday
Sep 28, 1999
Wonder how anyone ever manages to sell anyting on the web when their goofy multimedia crap keeps crashing your browser? So does web usability expert Jakob Nielsen. useit.com is his newsletter and guide to good web usability practice.
to Commentary by faisal
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