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| Thursday Mar 6, 2003 | When you use an Apple computer, you're computing with Satan.
to Computing by sck |
| Wednesday Mar 5, 2003 | Everybody is familiar with corn oil, corn syrup, and corn liquor, but what about batteries, tires, or diapers? to Commerce by yoyology |
| Monday Mar 3, 2003 | Duct Tape is the new black! At least, according to Duct Tape Fashion. Unfortunately, nearly everything on the site is on backorder as a result of a huge Christmas rush. Damn you, Dave Barry! to Fashion by yoyology |
| Research maven Tara Calishain is about to publish a new O'Reilly book entitled Google Hacks. It will feature recommendations on search terminology, but also point to many third-party applications that use the Google API, like Googlert, GooPoetry, and GooCookin'. to Internet by yoyology |
| MotoGP racing stars beware. The Japanese are training early. to Sports by fringehead |
| Everyone knows that there are continual debates about the infield fly rule and designated hitter, but where do you go to settle whether the object of Red Light/Green Light is to touch the caller or reach the other side of the field? Games Kids Play, of course. to Sports by yoyology |
| Duke University's Sallie Bingham Center for Women's History and Culture has a collection of books for girls from the late nineteenth through mid-twentieth century, including titles both admirable and cringeworthy. Meanwhile, San Francisco Public Library has brought together an interesting archive of Lesbian Pulp Fiction from the same era. Though these groups seem dedicated to study and preservation, Ex Libris Anonymous likes to use just the covers to create amusing bound journals. They are fond of other cover images, too. to Books by yoyology |
| Watch out!
Evil snake people
are everywhere:
comets,
rock formations,
terrorist attacks
and, of course,
Hans Blix.
Plus, bonus UFOs, chem trails, mind control, worldwide conspiracies,
King Kong getting a tan,
and evil Jesuits!
to Wackos by riotnrrd |
| Saturday Mar 1, 2003 | Typically when someone is using a cellphone headset it's hard to tell whether they're clinically insane or just talking to their broker. However, using this fellow's unique handset approach you can muddy the water a bit by talking to your broker and appearing insane at the same time. to Gadgets by fool |
| Do you like beer? For afficanados, there are reviews by continent and brand, virtual pubs for when you can't get out, pub crawling guides to help you plan a truly forgettable evening, puzzles, games and even hangover cures. Yet despite this tremendous wealth of information, there remains one basic problem ... to Beverages by nucleus |
| Friday Feb 28, 2003 | Create your own National Budget with the National Budget Simulator. Now if only we could vote on it ...
to Politics by nucleus |
| A hidden gem: this 2001 radio chat with Mr. Rogers. to Media by netcowboy |
| Thursday Feb 27, 2003 | The oarfish is the longest bony fish in the world. It has been reliably documented at eight meters, with some specimens over fifteen meters have been claimed. The oarfish is a deep-water fish, which normally lives on strained plankton and only surfaces when sick or dead. It is often thought that ancient maritime legends of sea serpents originate from rare sightings of oarfish. Because the oarfish looks like a snake, it was always assumed that it moved like a snake in water as well. Recently, however, video footage of the oarfish proves otherwise. The fish moves with its body in a vertical swimming position.
to Zoology by isosceles |
| Metalwork doesn't have to be
explicitly decorative to be
beautiful. Consider, for example, stove burners and
drain covers. to Art by gator |
| Pleix contains some extraordinarily interesting and somewhat disturbing video art. Highlights include a satirical video for Plaid's track "Itsu" and parody commercials of a beauty kit for little girls.
to Art by fool |
| So, let's make the most of this beautiful
day. Since we're together we might as well say: Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor? Rest in Peace, Mr. Rogers. to Television by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Feb 25, 2003 | How does one evaluate intimate shaving devices before purchasing? By reading reviews, of course. Should you buy her the MidasTouch or the Femini? to Sex by yoyology |
| Lego. Tarot. Lego Tarot. to Entertainment by yoyology |
| Combine internet gambling and humanitaran relief efforts: gamble on the start of hostilities with Iraq and win big in prepaid gasoline cards.
to War by buttercup |
| Read my lips: crossing the line in the sand between easy listening duets and political satire will cause the mother of all laughing fits. to Humor by fool |
| Concerned about how much terror you should be panicking over? Make sure you're anxiety stricken by the most up-to-date terror alert software and hardware. to Entertainment by fool |
| Monday Feb 24, 2003 | OBD-II, which stands for On-Board Diagnostics, is a series of serial protocols and bussing systems for automobile control systems. Per EPA regulations, all cars manufactured since 1996 have OBD-II. Using a commonly available aftermarket sensor and a sensor guide, one can perform self-diagnostics or even tweak their car's performance. However, all is not rosy; the proposed OBD-III standards will allow automobiles to be remotely located and tracked at all times, or even remotely disabled by law enforcement authorities. to Technology by isosceles |
| There is a compelling and well thought out argument that Jesus was Goth. to Religion by isosceles |
| Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as Biblically themed slash fiction.
to Religion by isosceles |
| So, here we have the Flash Mind Reader, creepy e-mail forward of the month.
And here we have the big mean party-pooper spoiler.
to Games by yoyology |
| What do shopping carts, parking meters, highly secret carbon nanotube manufacturing processes, and disposable suppository applicators have in common? They were all invented by Oklahomans! to Gadgets by yoyology |
| Why bother fighting Iraq when we can just as well attack someone we know we can beat? Pourquoi prenez la peine de combattre l'Irak quand nous pouvons aussi bien attaquer quelqu'un nous nous connaissons pouvons battre? to History by yoyology |
| Sunday Feb 23, 2003 | The U.S. Government asks you to be prepared for biological or chemical attacks, explosions, nuclear blasts and radiation.
to Humor by pyrrhuloxia |
| Friday Feb 21, 2003 | On the heels of McSweeney's "Library Science Jargon That Sounds Dirty" comes a list of pick-up lines to be used on librarians. to Libraries by yoyology |
| You weren't the only kid traumatized by TV production company logos, like Screen Gems' creepy "S from Hell." to Television by tregoweth |
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