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Tuesday
Aug 6, 2002
From Creationism to Evolution, everyone has their own big damn idea about how it all began.
to History by fatherdan
If PETA's Commando Chicks fought PETA's Tiger Ladies in a cage match, who would win?
to Pets by fatherdan
DJ Q-Bert, former member of the Invisibl Skratch Piklz (heck, these guys are so good, they made their own mixer) created a concept album by the name of Wave Twisters back in 98, which, among other things, maintained a story line throughout the entire LP. This fantastic record then spawned a unique multimedia project: Wave Twisters, the movie. Reason enough for me to finally buy a DVD player, despite the warnings about watching it too often.
to Movies by wheezer
Monday
Aug 5, 2002
The Memory Hole digs up and holds out stuff that other people don't want you to see or would rather you quietly forgot. Like the patent that acknowledges how fluoride causes gum disease or a Senate report on gas price manipulation.
to Society by braino
Are you jealous of the other SoccerMoms in the neighborhood because your current ride doesn't have the capacity to tote around the entire girls 11-and-under team? Don't pay attention to those environmentally-conscious Green Party nuts and their CAFE standards. Minivans are for bland wimps, not an independent-minded suburban warrior like yourself. If you think the new Hummer or Unimog are too pedestrian for toting the pre-teens to the mall, be the first on your block to own the next evolution in suburban assault vehicles.
to Transportation by rich
Friday
Aug 2, 2002
Dude, if you don't buy into that 'Dude, you're getting a Dell'-guy's pitch, you might want to ask Andy to have his friends build you a computer instead.
to Commerce by rich
Bicycles. Carpooling. Two seemingly contradictory environmentally-friendly commute strategies. OK, maybe you can get two people on a tandem, or even three on a triple tandem. But what if you want to move seven people on the same bicycle? That's where the Conference Bike comes in. Not so much a bicycle built for two, more a tricycle built for seven. Or if you fancy getting romantic with four more friends, try the Lovebike for size.
to Transportation by elder
Aspiring evil villain? Get all of your lair, henchperson, and doomsday device needs taken care of at VillainSupply.com. And don't forget to browse the personals at their partner site, fatalmatch.com, helping those interested in commited violently sexual relationships. Happy hunting.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Aug 1, 2002
The traditional Vision Quest, or 'Hanblecheyapi', has been a symbolic rite of passage for the youth of the Native American Sioux Lakota tribe since long before the 1985 movie of the same name hit the screen. It requires nothing more than a place of solitude and one's own discipline. Recently, two young men decided to go on their own Hanblecheyapi, opting to live on the mean streets of Seattle for a seven days giving up their super-premium coffee for more down-to-earth sustenance and resorting to getting their internet fix at a local webcafe. Although I'm sure it was an unpleasant experience, I'm a bit skeptical of the claim that they can now empathize with the experience of homeless people after their brief exposure to the discrimination and criminalization faced by the homeless everyday of their lives. As Mark Watson (a character in another seminal mid-80's film, by the way) pointed out to us, how can you really know what it's like to be homeless when you can go back to Starbucks in six days?
to Commentary by rich
If you're desperate for a little lovin' and don't have any potential prospects in sight, you might want to hire 'professional help'. But, what if their prices are just too steep for you? While some people have sought the kindness of others to help them through a financially difficult time, others may need more fundamental assistance.
to Wackos by rich
Wednesday
Jul 31, 2002
You can make your own soap by reacting fat and sodium hydroxide or another strong base.
to Science by gator
Tuesday
Jul 30, 2002
Oh grow up and be a man, will you?
to Health by isosceles
Epicurean time travelers should beware ancient times because apparently Ho-hos and Deviled Eggs were only recently invented.
to Food by joshua
Monday
Jul 29, 2002
Sure, you could use silly chalk signals to find a wireless network but it'd be much cooler to use them to evade mind control hot spots, locate an acceptable pub, avoid informants, solicit a prostitiute, or even buy some chalk.
to Overpropagation by joshua
Typorganism: never will you have more fun with words.
to Flash by 7layerburrito
Saturday
Jul 27, 2002
Shows like Robot Wars, Robotica, and Battlebots would be way more interesting if they had a bunch of Plustech Walking Forest Machines duking it out.
to Technology by saucy
Friday
Jul 26, 2002
Jerry Springer. Love him or hate him, he's a part of our world. His show has even been used in a college research experiment. But I don't watch the show for Jerry, or the loons on the show. I watch it for Steve Wilkos, the head bouncer. Yum!
to Television by moose
Follow the depressingly fascinating adventures of a newly-minted pornographer.
to Sex by buttercup
Wednesday
Jul 24, 2002
Video Orbits have theoretical uses beyond panoramic photography. The software stitches images automatically, and would be great for pasting large documents scanned on consumer scanning products, if I could only get the low overlap case to work.
to Computing by shadow
Tuesday
Jul 23, 2002
DjVu is intended to be an all-encompassing document format. You can get a free version from SourceForge or buy it from LizardTech. I find this very odd, as the most useful part, in my opinion, is the image compression technology, which looks like it would be great for maps and especially aerial photos. That market is currently served nicely by another LizardTech product, MrSid. Indeed, LizardTech gives away various MrSid viewers and tools, but the image server software disappeared, taking along with it the tool which could be used to batch-decode images on Linux machines. For the hobbyist, product pricing is daunting, and hand-decoding isn't very useful, if the viewer software even supports GeoTIFF exports. At least someday GDAL will likely support DjVu, which will ease the space requirements of keeping a personal cache of geodata.
to Computing by shadow
In the unlikely surroundings of Death Valley, California, an opera house has been running for more than 30 years. Owner Marta Becket and her work are the subject of a documentary film now as well.
to Art by fringehead
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have an epileptic seizure. But not often.
to Health by isosceles
There are few people on either side of the abortion issue who feel comfortable with Neal Horsley. His websites provide names and pictures of abortion clinic workers and patients. He says his activities have cost him his job. His solution? A pro-life ISP.
to Internet by n
Monday
Jul 22, 2002
Who needs an online zoo when you've got O'Reilly & Associates? (You know, the animal book people.) Their online catalog has information on the habits, habitats, and histories of scores of animals, from the traditional to the weird, from the venomous to the fragile, from the simply endangered to the probably extinct, and from the appropriate to the slightly surreal.
to Zoology by voidptr
She loves me, she loves not.
to Sex by buttercup
Dr. Chaz M. Holder, recently deceased , was quite a remarkable guy. Look Ma! One hand!
to News by fatherdan
Sunday
Jul 21, 2002
Who's the best video game character? Only a voting tournament can decide.
to Games by onigame
Saturday
Jul 20, 2002
Are scientists afraid of Ed Conrad? He has proof that man is as old as coal and that there is life after death. He's been posting the evidence to Usenet for years and even has his own fan newsgroup. How long can he be denied?
to Wackos by nelson
Friday
Jul 19, 2002
Wesley Willis wants you to have a very merry Christmas.
to Flash by isosceles
Does it seem like there's a lot of crop circles this year? Disney Pictures is now being accused of creating numerous fakes for its upcoming movie, Signs. There's certainly a lot of interest. So why hasn't it been in the news more?
to Conspiracy by petek
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