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| Friday Jan 18, 2002 | My Hot Wheels slot car racing sets were NEVER as cool as the new set brought to us by our favorite boys from Brazil.
to Flash by rich |
| Words cannot do justice to the utter tedium of a day in the life of a McDonald's employee. Which is surpassed only by the utter tedium of this strange and meaningless flash tidbit.
to Culture by dantessa |
| Finally, someone's gotten around to paying us women to watch porn. US psychologists have measured female arousal at pornography, and reached a startling conclusion: women everywhere, regardless of sexual orientation, are turned on by everything. Except this woman--there's one thing I definitely don't want... to Sex by dantessa |
| It's sad when priests are getting more action than you. Priest-seducing is a popular pastime in Malawi, a government-endorsed form of blackmail in China, and in recorded history 4 Popes have died during sex. Who needs "Sex and the City" when you could have "Sex and the Clergy"? to Sex by dantessa |
| On false teeth: a down-n-out singer in India sold 4,500 sets of false teeth made from bamboo. He made the original set to replace his natural teeth, which were quite an unsightly mess. We love to poke fun at dentures, but some prominent figures wore false teeth. Like George Washington, a Dalai Lama, and the Face on Mars. Just watch out for the uranium. to Health by dantessa |
| Do you like low pitched instruments?
Is the
upper end
of the
bass clef
just a bit
too high
for your taste?
Are you fascinated by
musical
instruments
that register on
seismographs? Maybe you
need help.
to Music by blk |
| Know your Mass Murderers, including the wannabees and the champ! to Law by fringehead |
| Thursday Jan 17, 2002 | The first rule about Fight Club is, "You do not talk about Fight Club." The second rule about Fight Club is, "You do not talk about Fight Club." to Movies by rich |
| Your chances of finding the meaning of life at RockWisdom.com are rather slim. Please look elsewhere for answers.
to Music by borges |
| Long before the critically acclaimed series "Oz", "The Sopranos", and "Sex & the City", "Not Necessarily the News" (based on the Britcom series "Not the Nine O'Clock News" which launched Rowan 'Mr. Bean' Atkinson's career) was the only reason to have HBO in the early 1980s besides "Fraggle Rock."
to Television by rich |
| The same people who brought you the
Rent-a-Stalker would also like you to consider their other services. Corporate product naming by a
Japanese Drunk, your one-stop
Cloning shop, and, of course, your average
place where you can go to have sex with complete strangers. They would also like you to know that not all of them are
hoaxes. to Internet by skyhook |
| Wednesday Jan 16, 2002 | A full decade before Disney made Snow White,
Lotte Reininger
made the full-length animated film
The Adventures of Prince Achmed.
This movie wasn't
cel animated, but
rather done with
silhouette animation.
Similar to
Balinese shadow puppets,
silhouette animation was
most
popular in the early part of this century, but has sadly fallen out of
favor as cel (and computer) animation have become cheaper to produce.
to Movies by riotnrrd |
| It's the greatest children's cartoon show you never saw: Li'l Bill and Hill & Friends! to Television by boneyard |
| Tuesday Jan 15, 2002 | The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts: Figure it out, if you can.
to Humor by kade |
| If we can send Nixon to China, why can't we send Oprah to Dave? to Television by boneyard |
| Monday Jan 14, 2002 | After watching Allen and Albert Hughes' documentary film 'American Pimp', I decided that I needed a career change. Ironically, none of the headhunters who call seem to have any opportunities to be a pimp, even overseas. From coast to coast, successful macks and those who study them say it's all about the image. What you need to do is get the clothes, the jewelry, the hat, the ride, and (most importantly) the attitude -- then it's only a matter of time until you have thoroughbreds fawning over you. to Commerce by rich |
| Saturday Jan 12, 2002 | Pringles sites -- Once you click, you can't stop thinking about this not-a-potato-chip. What I don't get is, how come other countries get more flavors of Pringles than we do? to Food by onigame |
| Friday Jan 11, 2002 | In 1982, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was released, eventually becoming the highest-grossing film in history. Atari's E.T. video game was quickly (and expensively) thrown together, and become legendary, for different reasons. Twenty years later, E.T. is being re-released, and one company dares to release five E.T. video games. Good luck, kids!
to Games by tregoweth |
| Industrious Clock erases and then one-ups the venerable old Dali Clock. to Art by fool |
| Although the great snack cake wars may have died down, the great snack cake debate rages on: Hostess Ho Ho's (no, not those Ho Ho's) versus Drake's Ring Dings. to Food by rich |
| Now I know my ABC's,... to Flash by petek |
| Thursday Jan 10, 2002 | What pre-1985 video game character are you? to Games by sylvar |
| Wednesday Jan 9, 2002 | When you can't trust serendipity to occur through mere serendipity, there's only one option: pay thousands of dollars to have professionals design your coincidence for you. to Commerce by boneyard |
| When Microsoft chairman Bill Gates was shot dead on December 2, 1999, it was a tragedy that resonated throughout the world. But as time wears on, that tragedy has developed into a mystery for many observers, who see police misconduct and a cover-up where others see an open-and-shut case. This week at the esteemed Slamdance Film Festival, Nothing So Strange follows the efforts of an organized group of these skeptics. to Movies by wheezer |
| Tuesday Jan 8, 2002 | Before Chicago had a subway,
it had a subway! to Transportation by shadow |
| Maybe this summer I'll go to Scap... err, that convention for the show with the living ship and that guy and the blue lady... oh wait, she isn't on it anymore. to Entertainment by lampbane |
| Who the hell is Glenn Shadix, you
say? You just don't know
that you know who Glenn Shadix
is. You probably know him best as Otho Baloofer, Father Ripper, or the Mayor
of Halloweentown, but do you know he was part of bringing Pete
and Ray to the
silver screen? to Movies by fatherdan |
| Monday Jan 7, 2002 | Carrying around a lot of toys? Don't want to look too much like a geek? Try the new Scott eVest. to Fashion by blk |
| Swear words have a colorful history, a
bright
future,
and
everyone
can
play
along. to Linguistics by roo |
| Sam the Goat dies on a regular basis. to Pets by roo |
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