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| Tuesday Nov 27, 2001 | Popular Wargame + Popular animated TV series = you don't want to know.
to Games by cyberpyro |
| One neko, two neko, three neko, four. Five neko, six neko, seven gatto, more. One katze, two neko, three gato, four. Five gato, six gato, seven chat, more..........
to Pets by lucky |
| When someone tells you they spent sixteen hours in a Home Depot on a bet, don't ask "Why?", ask "What Happened?" to Commerce by skyhook |
| Dictionaraoke is not one of those "wish i'd thought of that" ideas, but it's good for some laughs. I enjoyed the infinitely less angry cover of the Sex Pistols' seminal Anarchy In The UK. to Music by obvious |
| Paota has some really cool flash cartoons. It would be nice to know Japanese though so I could understand Net Picture of Fear. Cake and Diet are mostly visual so my English-addled brain can comprehend them. It would be so much easier if everyone spoke Smurf or Ewok. to Culture by lucky |
| Indeed, but which poo is the best? to Humor by mrnonrespondo |
| Monday Nov 26, 2001 | Has your day been too normal? Try some Irrational Exuberance to restore your daily insanity quotient. to Flash by kier |
| Memepool: serving all
your
poo poo
and dookie
entertainment
needs.
to Humor by lucky |
| OneAcross is a computational crossword puzzle solver based upon Proverb, The Probabilistic Cruciverbalist. So armed, go forth and tackle the New York Times Crossword Puzzle.
to Linguistics by joshua |
| Ever wonder what 10 years of drugs and prostitution will do to you? Just Say No. to Drugs by dennis |
| We stand corrected: "mack" may derive from french slang where a pimp is known as a "mac" short for maquereau, or mackerel. In a strange coincidence, there is a performer by the name of Slim Mackerel. to Linguistics by fool |
| Who knew "mack" came from macaroni? I bet Iceberg Slim knew. He had an IQ of 162, pretty bright for a pimp. to Culture by fool |
| David Mamet reworks the dialogue between Hal and David Bowman from 2001.
to Humor by fool |
| Sunday Nov 25, 2001 | ¿Quien es mas macho: Microsoft Technical Support or the Psychic Friends Network? Neither apparently. to Computing by fool |
| It appears that PETA's Commando Chicks have been given some reinforcements in the form of The Lettuce Ladies and The Broccoli Boys.
to Food by brainwave |
| Remember the little rush of pleasure the first time your brain was forced to question itself by the tessellations, optical deceptions and serene beauty of M.C. Escher? Relive that sense of wonder with a few of his artistic heirs: Kelly Houle and István Orosz specialize in "catoptric anamorphosis" (the art of distorting an image such that you need a mirror to correct it). Their visions include the unexpected, poetic, and flat-out impossible. to Art by cricket |
| Do your children exhibit inappropriate behavior? Do your parents exhibit inappropriate behavior?
to Parenting by lucky |
| Saturday Nov 24, 2001 | Breakthrough saves thousands in a disaster: "Douche the Mouth."
to Health by overload |
| Friday Nov 23, 2001 | Do you have a crush on the Land
O' Lakes butter lady? Now with a little ingenuity
you can see her
as you never
have before. to Humor by lucky |
| My cat had to explain to me that you use the arrow keys to move in the
PSYCHO TECHNO HYPNO KITTEN SNAKE
game. This was only after she did some research.
But she didn't need the instructions for this hateful
little game. to Games by lucky |
| Thursday Nov 22, 2001 | I'll never forget when the four
strangers rode into Cadillac. Who
were they? Where
did they come from? What
strange supernatural powers did they possess? Where
the hell did they get those boots? All
we knew
then was
that our
little town
would never
be the
same again. to Music by fatherdan |
| Among other things, use this day to give thanks that you are not being attacked by space aliens, dinosaurs, or space dinosaurs. to Books by moltevv |
| All Your to Culture by faisal |
| Wednesday Nov 21, 2001 | Ghillie Suits: for the man or woman
who wants to hunt, snipe,
or play paintball invisibly...or perhaps simply look like Cousin
It. to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Apparently,
the Dixie Apparel Company and Dixie
Outfitters create
clothes that
stress pride
in one's
Southern
heritage
without seeming "rednecky."
And a proud heritage
it is. to History by fatherdan |
| The 10 Minute Deer Skinner kit
will allow you to use "the power of your vehicle to quickly and efficiently
remove deer skin," which is every
bit as repulsive as you can imagine. Order
yours today, O mighty hunter. to Sports by fatherdan |
| Dry shampooing
isn't very popular
among humans nowadays.
It is mainly practiced by bunnies,
ferrets,
dogs,
cats,
and horses. to Pets by lucky |
| The Hot Skating Grandma
turned out to be a bitch. Grandma's
attorneys contacted Judith, the webmaster, and told her she was making
money off her site.
So, Grandma, I will change
your clothes all day, just please don't tell your lawyers.
to Entertainment by lucky |
| Tuesday Nov 20, 2001 |
Is it possible that some of the "nuclear bomb plans"
found by reporters in
Afghanistan were, in fact, unwittingly taken from a
humorous article in
a 1979 issue of the
Journal of Irreproducable Results?
Like Osama bin Bert,
this illustrates the hazards of a search engine in the hands of someone
without a sense of humor.
to Warfare by riotnrrd |
| "We are the Legos who say
'Ni!'" to Humor by laurel |
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