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Friday
Feb 16, 2001
You're a normal british chap. Your girlfriend is a semi-psychotic German. You argue intensely about the most inane things. What to do? Keeping a log of everything you've ever argued about is a good start.
to Reference by skyhook
All the online gamers' memes-du-jour, including "yu0 = fag0t", "Why you throw chip? Fucking come on then!", and of course, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", manifested through the ever-entertaining medium of Old World War One and Two posters.
to Culture by succa
Are you a former dot.com-er? Do you wonder how far that unemployment check will go? Are you looking for ways to waste your time until the next job comes along? Dot Refugee can help.
to Economics by moose
A radical breakthrough in automobile engineering: The Hemp Car. Just don't burn your lips sucking on the tailpipe, ok?
to Drugs by kade
Thursday
Feb 15, 2001
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US: The Rock Video (Shockwave required.)
to Culture by joshua
Atom optics uses light to reflect, refract and focus extremely cold matter, rather than the other way around. Very cool stuff -- literally.
to Science by sylvar
Wednesday
Feb 14, 2001
Express your Valentine's desire in eight letters on a Candy Heart or borrow someone else's.
to Art by joshua
Hail Priapus! Well-hammered Roman God of gardens!
to Sex by fatherdan
In 1906, beautiful dreamer Thadeus Cahill longed to bring music to peoples' lives via the Telharmonium, a gigantic device capable of generating and piping music into your home via the phone lines. The Telharmonum created sounds ranging from a piccolo to a tuba, and could rightfully be considered the world'searliest electronic musical instrument. Its size, frequent breakdowns, and unpopularity with musicians, however, bankrupted Thadeus, causing him to die a lonely and bitter man. Nothing remains of the Telharmonium today but a few photographs and testimonials by Mark Twain and others. Especially sad is the fact that no recordings were ever made of the Telharmonium.
to Music by fatherdan
"During my lifetime I have dedicated myself to this struggle of the African people. I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the ideal of a democratic and free society in which all persons live together in harmony and with equal opportunities. It is an ideal which I hope to live for and to see realised. But if needs be, my lord, it is an ideal for which I am ready to die." Nelson Mandela (RealAudio) at the Rivonia trial, 20 April 1964, before he was sentenced to life in prison.
to History by gen
Jordan Ritter, author of the Napster backend, explains why Gnutella doesn't scale.
to Internet by joshua
Tuesday
Feb 13, 2001
I'm not even going to try to explain this one: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
to Culture by faisal
Monday
Feb 12, 2001
Occasionally, the things that sound most like urban legends turn out to be true. But I'm not sure I want my coffee predigested, even by cute weasel-like critters.
to Coffee by idat
The Orwellian nightmare has reached maturation, as people are readily exchanging privacy for a false sense of safety. Whereify Inc has released a Personal Locator device that lets a parent (and the police) know where their child or elderly family member is at any time. At least you can take the device off, which is not the case with locator implants.
to Culture by laurel
Harmu, a site with stunningly lo-fi mystery murder "movies" (produced with the Deluxe Paint V package for the Amiga) doesn't really require Finnish language skills. However, I can't help but wonder - why does this site link to the local police department?
to Humor by wheezer
Sunday
Feb 11, 2001
Are you aware of the enormity of the galactic collusion going on between the White House, ex-KGB agents turned movie stars turned correctional officers, and various extraterrstial societies? Frank Chu is.
to Conspiracy by dnm
More German, more melons; Melonfucker is back!
to Sex by wheezer
If you haven't already checked out the rather strange Swedish-language flash-based interpretation of what appears to be Turkish folksong, do it now. If you have, check out the English translation and grin a lil' more. Glue piece of ham, cool.
to Humor by wheezer
Friday
Feb 9, 2001
designtobedifferent is pretty, but does it have content? Well, you're supposed to have to dig for it. Speaking of pretty, Maron mentions John Maeda as an influence.
to Web by djinn
Hardcore comic geeks "best ever" lists nearly always include Watchmen, Love and Rockets, Eightball, Nausicaa and Kyle Baker's Why I Hate Saturn. Conspicuous in its absence is Platinum Grit, the best comic you've never heard of. PG has almost never been distributed outside of Australia, yet has managed to inspire fan sites, a fan forum and rabid worldwide readership. Rumor has it they're negotiating with an American publisher - in the meantime check out swanky, free shockwave versions of Issue 8 and Issue 11.
to Comics by cricket
Women can't complain about the so-called digital divide now that the ovulation phone is here!
to Culture by riotnrrd
If you like thinking that breast implants are sexy, you probably shouldn't go look at Silicone Holocaust. It is not for the squeamish.
to Health by keith
Why is this cow laughing?
to Conspiracy by braino
Thursday
Feb 8, 2001
Someday it will be practical to record and play back brain functions. Second-hand perceptions, memories, and dreams will will revolutionize education and entertainment. Yes, porn too. Ironically, alt.binaries.experiences.sex will never truly become popular-- only a handful of hardcore fans will bother spending the bandwidth to download yet another two-minute masturbation memory. On the other hand, the RIAA will be more apoplectic than ever. They will work even harder to quash unlicensed memories of recorded works and legalize drugs that block consumers' ability to remember things for very long. "Free thinkers" will rebel, and the ensuing battle will ravage legal and ethical systems around the world. The fallout won't settle until long after someone develops a mass-produceable memory protection technology, but by then the planet's complex social ecology will have been irreparably damaged. The end.
to Science by braino
Don't miss Geoffrey Hiller's amazing Flash-driven travelogue of Burma.
to Travel by gen
Wednesday
Feb 7, 2001
Lamhfada is "an online magazine of myth and story." They take a rather shotgun approach to myth, excluding no cultures -- which is a good thing. My favorite current article is Questing for the Historical Arthur.
to Culture by peterb
You are a target and have been since birth. In fact, as a child you were a more valuable target than your parents. Children who manage to survive being targets grow into pre-weakened adult targets. Of course you can stop being a target any time you want, right?
to Culture by braino
Tuesday
Feb 6, 2001
While many artificial visual languages are of only limited use, several real-world languages have become profoundly useful. SignWriting is an iconic printed language designed to represent signed languages, while Dance Writing allows the transcription of choreography. Blissymbolics, originally designed for "international communication" has found a niche with autistic children.
to Linguistics by joshua
Mark Tilden builds tiny robots which follow the BEAM philosophy - Biology, Electronics, Aesthetics, and Mechanics. Despite being built with scavanged parts and run by only a few transistors and a solar cell, the robots engage in sometimes startlingly insect-like behavior. The BEAM philosophy has inspired many hobbyists to create their own mechanical progeny and assemble-it-yourself kits.
to Robotics by joshua
You don't have to be in prison or even behind bars to make your own license plates.
to Art by mrbill
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