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Thursday
Dec 21, 2000
For those in extreme need of a hobby: see if you qualify to stalk William Shatner.
to Television by dha
Hey, show biz wannabes! Entertainment newspaper and bible Variety is offering free access to its entire Web site until January 5!
to Media by tregoweth
Welcome to Planet Claire. No, I'm not referring to the website devoted to the hippest Chicago-based band since Jake & Elwood, nor am I thinking about the B-52's hit single. I wanted to find the answer to the question posed by the latest email chain letter heard 'round the world, "Who is Claire Swire?" According to a recent story in the New York Post, Claire is a 26-year-old public-relations lackey at a British B2B named MagicButton.net who may be the subject of the most embarassing exchange of fluids since Monica Lewinsky's escapades in the Oval Office.
to Internet by rich
If you're female, single, located in Toronto and like to live dangerously, please contact Wayne Manzo. He's desparately seeking a "Human" Scully to help him uncover the secret "Alien Race" in America. (However, he has one requirement -- "Please no alien bitches like Helen Hunt. I don't feel like being killed by an 'Alien Bitch' just so she can bring me back as her connected, telepathic, scanning slave.")
to Wackos by kade
Bonsai Kitten - dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets. (It's just not for people who weren't loved as children!)
to Wackos by kade
For Tampa Bay, January brings Super Bowl XXXV. For Philadelphia, however, it's qualifying time for Wing Bowl 9. Better check your cholesterol.
to Food by boneyard
So, NewsMax, a rather right-wing source news source posts an article about Freedom House's latest Freedom index. What's fascinating is that when you compare it to the original releases, it's apparent that they replaced the word "Democracy" with Republicanism. I've heard of newspeak before, but this is just doofy.
to Politics by mpc
While sexual education in our schools reduces teen pregnancy and STD's but is it really neccessary to teach our children the fine art of fisting?
to Sex by kade
NY artist, roadtripper and film maker John D. Freyer auctions off pieces of his life including a selection of polyester shirts, his false teeth, 60's safety glasses, a 70's plastic phone, and unopened gifts for his family.
to Art by loothi
Wednesday
Dec 20, 2000
blah blah tech stocks blah blah bubble burst blah blah. Whatever. This animated gif rocks.
to Economics by akk
Oh, darn, what was that phone number? I remember it was 555-something...
to Movies by tregoweth
The tech-heavy Nasdaq composite index slid more than 7% today to its lowest level in almost two years. The returns on my equity investments have been embarassing this year. I think it's time to apply the modern portfolio theory pioneered by Nobel Prize winner Harry Markowitz to diversify my portfolio to include alternative investments. Before circumstances beyond my control force me to take on a second job because more of my investments lay an egg, maybe I'll just sink my dough into this.
to Finance by rich
Tuesday
Dec 19, 2000
What exactly is a Graphomanic? Apparently, it's someone who's obsessed with the desire to write or has the desire to be obsessive about writing, or something. That could include an entire printed book or an amusing short story. Of course, the best, though, is when writing in response to fortune cookies. Life is just much better when your fortune cookies are interactive.
to Art by mdm
It takes the staff of the Encyclopedia Britannica to explain the allusions that Dennis Miller has been making on Monday Night Football.
to Sports by sylvar
Much like the "Got Milk?" ad craze influenced many copy cats, some funny, some not, the MasterCard approach has caught on, and in the light of recent US political events, can portray different points of view very effectively.
to Commentary by dnm
Monday
Dec 18, 2000
Not long after last week's articles on Swarthmore College, the New York Times ran a story on the athletics program at Cooper Union, a small liberal arts college established by Peter Cooper (the inventor of Jell-O) in 1859 and located in Greenwich Village. Like Swarthmore, Cooper Union has been cited by U.S. News & World Report as one of the most selective colleges in the country. Unlike Swarthmore, Cooper Union awards full tuition scholarships (value of the scholarship is approximately $100,000 for 4 years) to every registered student. Oh, and by the way, Cooper Union is a athletic powerhouse in basketball, soccer, tennis, and cricket. Yeah, cricket.
to Sports by rich
In command of a toy army? Maybe you need some tactical advice.
to Humor by sam
From the folks who brought you the thrilling web-based adventure in which a curious little monkey commits horrific crimes against humanity, it's Furious George on the campaign trail.
to Humor by sam
Sunday
Dec 17, 2000
Heather Smith claims to have discovered the ultimate conspiracy behind the "wrongful conviction" of Timothy McVeigh.
to Wackos by kade
It's always tragic when the merchandising (and book) of a company's mascot manage to be released after the company collapses.
to Commerce by tregoweth
Saturday
Dec 16, 2000
Finally you too can bang your own Sailor Scout with the help of costumesex.com. This is pretty tame stuff compared to the patented Vagina Gaff accessory.
to Sex by skallas
Meet "Vinnie the Tampon Case Distributor," a very sensitive feminist who puts a disturbing graphic of a bloodied man on his tampon cases.
to Wackos by skallas
Friday
Dec 15, 2000
A very opinionated but educational Flash-driven guide to electronic music and a humorous "dictionary" of raver vocabulary. Courtesy Ishkur.
to Music by gen
PLUR or disunity? This is the raver's conundrum...
to Humor by gen
$4000 for a Fuji S1 Pro professional digital camera or a $7 roll of Fuji Provia 100F slide film? Compare for yourself.
to Photography by gen
Who is this gorgeous woman who's jammin' with James Brown's horn section a.k.a. the JB Horns (Maceo Parker, Pee Wee Ellis, Fred Wesley)? Candy Dulfer of course!
to Music by gen
Not to be left out of the new economy, Santa Claus is on-line. He has a mission statement, and he even wants to sell you stuff.
to Web by birgitte
The Annals of Improbable Research (presenters of the Ig Nobel Prize) recently tested the limits of the U.S. Postal Service.
to Government by kapital
Thursday
Dec 14, 2000
Sure, watching a meteor shower (like the current Geminid shower) can be fun, but listening to one?
to Science by kapital
Whenever guests from out-of-town visit me in New York City, they're always bothering me about getting tickets for television show tapings. Some shows are easier to get tickets for than others. My secret? Audiences Unlimited. They offer free tickets to over 60 television shows if you're in New York or Los Angeles. But, if you're in the mood for something a little more intellectual (and you live in the Philadelphia area), I recommend that you sign up for tickets to Justice Talking -- National Public Radio's town hall-style forum that takes an in-depth look at the matters currently at stake in our nation's courts.
to Television by rich
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