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Tuesday
Apr 4, 2000
The Happy Scotsman's Page O' Kilt Liftin' Fun includes a page o' fun things to do with monkeys and why both Americans and Canadians are retards.
to Humor by laurel
Monday
Apr 3, 2000
As a certified (and possibly certifiable, but that's a different story) film editor, I have some experience with what can go wrong in post-production. I would not, however, be prepared for most of these horror stories.
to Movies by dha
May pre house the seamy side volitation!!!
to Humor by riffraff
Sunday
Apr 2, 2000
The late, lamented Might Magazine was the brilliant and hilarous brain child of three San Franciscans, which published from 1993-1997 on a shoestring budget (they started with $10,000 and two computers). Old copies are just about impossible to find, but their most famous issues were probably Adam Rich's celebrity death hoax and the "sell out issue" which featured an ad for the cover and individually sponsored pages. If you didn't see the magaine while it was alive (and with a circulation of 30,000 not many did), you can still buy a collection of essays that ran within its pages and the memoirs of editor David Eggers (who later went on to found Timothy McSweeney's Quarterly Concern).
to Media by riotnrrd
Saturday
Apr 1, 2000
This guy has a real thing for Claussen pickles.
to Food by peterb
Friday
Mar 31, 2000
From nearly all of the very funny people who brought you the very funny television show Mystery Science Theatre 3000,comes the also-very-funny website TimmyBigHands.com.
to Humor by riffraff
Vide: Hic papyrus bona luda habet. (And if I'm really lucky, I got the Latin right).
to Games by mpc
Thursday
Mar 30, 2000
Popularized by Arthur C. Clarke in his classic novel "The Fountains of Paradise," a space elevator (also known as a "beanstalk") is basically a big cable that stretches from the Earth's surface to geosynchronous orbit. Why the hell would you want to do this? Well, for one thing it would make putting things in orbit extremely cheap. Problems, however, are legion. It's uncertain whether any foreseeable material is even theoretically strong enough to support the weight of this enormous cable (although active materials and buckytubes hold promise). Furthermore, the elevator would sweep a path through near-Earth orbits, further crowding orbital space. And what would happen if the cable broke, and thousands of miles of ultrastrong cable slammed into the Earth at orbital velocities? However, if we don't insist on our elevator reaching all the way from the ground to orbit, it becomes more realistic. For example, an orbital tether could be used to bridge the gap between "high altitute" and "near space" and provide not only a cheaper route to orbit, but also a zero-gee tourist spot.
to Science by riotnrrd
"Much like the reading of tea leaves, Fecal Fortune Telling studies the size, arrangement, colour and interaction of bowel movements in the toilet bowl to predict the secrets of the future and give guidence to major life decisions."
to Religion by joshua
Wednesday
Mar 29, 2000
Hint to would-be world travellers. While it's nice to watch movies that deal with your destination, don't you think its going overboard to spend your vacation following the movie's path?
to Travel by peterb
I like breakfast cereal as much as the next person, but this seems a bit obsessive. Nice to see the extensive Quisp coverage, though.
to Food by dha
It is unfortunate that Britain's premiere pop musician/poet Martin Newell isn't more widely revered. Despite having such better known figures as Captain Sensible (late of the The Damned) and Andy Partridge of XTC work with him, Newell has trouble making a dent, particularly in the American market. Since about 98% of Martin's output is out of print, you may have to send to Germany to feed your jangly habit.
to Music by dha
Nobody ever said sex-work was easy. But the kind people at P.O.N.Y are trying to make it healthier, while other anonymous advice-givers try to make it safer.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Your choice of sushi reveals a lot about you.
to Food by nelson
Tuesday
Mar 28, 2000
The true meaning of the 404 error code is biblically ordained. Of course, so is the area code. (I wonder what the alphanumeric meaning of "Uh, whatever, nutball!" is?)
to Wackos by monde
Every S&M wannabe has a pair of handcuffs, but only the most dedicated freaks have gigantic, online collections.
to Sex by riotnrrd
Last week, Mathworks ran their third online programming contest. These are unusual contests in that they involve elements of open-source development, which in turn raises interesting and as-yet-unresolved questions about how to run a competetition in the context of a gift economy.
to Computing by riotnrrd
Russ Meyer! That fucker! Here's a guy who had stupidly large-breasted beautiful women falling at his feet, begging him to put them in his lousy films. I am so insanely jealous.
to Movies by peterb
Monday
Mar 27, 2000
For reasons I still can't explain, I've recently had the bizarre urge to track down and listen to that old "Mickey Mouse" song by Sparks. While the closest I've gotten so far is "Angst in My Pants", I did stumble across the biased history of british glam rock in the process. It's a shame the evil imposters had to come along cheapen all the wonderful glitter and eye shadow and hairspray. What kind of sad world is it where Elton John walks freely through society while Gary Glitter gets locked up?
to Music by nyarl
For fans of pulp fiction (the novels, not the movie), Pulp Fiction Postcards has a huge selections, culled from the covers of these "great" works of literature. You can learn about the dangers of the beatnik lifestyle, about interesting sports, about seduction and yet more seduction! There are strange stories, comics, and lots of cautionary tales. And for those of us bold enough to face the "horror", there are even alternative lifestyles! ROCK ME, BABY!
to Art by stimpy
I'm not sure I feel safe getting free internet access from The Simpsons. I can just imagine the sysadmins: Homer-types who are lazy enough to set up a Drinky Bird to tap on the keyboard while they are away.
to Internet by enigma
I really like the historic collection of google's holiday logos.
to Web by djinn
Perhaps the ultimate American electric piano, the Fender Rhodes is featured on thousands of recordings worldwide, by a wide range of artists including Ray Charles,The Doors, and Frank Zappa. The best known (and most commonly heard) version is probably the Stage Piano Mark I. Most of these are in poor shape these days, 30 years of constant bashing taking their toll on the mechanics. One person's journey toward rehabilitation is documented with audio samples and images. There's a constant fanbase supported by a Onelist discussion group, and a few sites in the Vintage Keyboard Webring are devoted to their `board. The Fender Rhodes FAQ is also handy.
to Music by urog
80-212: The Philosophy of Masturbation
to Sex by laurel
Controlled Demolition, Inc. were responsible for the recent Kingdome implosion. Sure, they had a 3D webcast, but even better is the whole implosion archive. It's like watching When Buildings Collapse! on Fox but without the overly-excited announcer.
to Commerce by nyarl
The Crypt Newsletter is focused on computer security, usually from a very cynical perspective. In particular, they've concocted the Joseph K. Guide, the Devil's Dictionary of IT.
to Computing by mpc
I'm not really a coffee drinker, but I found this coffee 101 kinda neat.
to Food by mpc
Saturday
Mar 25, 2000
BUS PLUNGE! BUS PLUNGE! BUS PLUNGE!
to Media by stimpy
Friday
Mar 24, 2000
Screw the Oscars. This is my kind of movie awards.
to Movies by boneyard
Ten gigabytes on tape might seem dull... but on adhesive tape?! The European Media Lab in Heidelberg gives you 10737418240 reasons to love the sticky stuff, and the same technique could be used for holographic storage.
to Computing by oznoid
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