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Wednesday
Aug 22, 2012
Point your pointer at Pointer Pointer and a pointer will point at your pointer.
to Humor by sylvar
Wednesday
Jul 9, 2003
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Blog your felicide at KittenHate and share the love. Er, hatred.
to Sex by sylvar
Tuesday
Apr 29, 2003
Hoaxes aside, there are animals who paint. For a couple hundred, you could own a masterpiece by Koko the gorilla or exuberant abstracts by Asian elephants.
to Art by sylvar
Wednesday
Mar 19, 2003
It's not just a war, it's a socially acceptable reason to get stinking drunk.
to Warfare by sylvar
Tuesday
Oct 8, 2002
Note to would-be plagiarists: If your source claims that "Nuestra Señora de Buena Esperanza" means "The Big Ass Spanish Boat", you should probably not report it as fact in your student newspaper, as the results could be embarrassing.
to Linguistics by sylvar
Friday
May 31, 2002
Tom Wells encourages you to visit one of his other sites. You can donate to his 2004 presidential campaign, but only if you have never literally slapped OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER directly in the face.
to Wackos by sylvar
Friday
Mar 15, 2002
Believe it or not, John Ashcroft once opposed indiscriminately wiretapping the Internet.
to Politics by sylvar
Tuesday
Jan 22, 2002
24 hours x 60 minutes = 1,440 photos of people telling you what time it is. Choose a time slot, have it tattooed on your (or some drunken slob's) navel, and send in the results.
to Photography by sylvar
Thursday
Jan 10, 2002
What pre-1985 video game character are you?
to Games by sylvar
Tuesday
Nov 20, 2001
Corporate graffiti: Monkey see, monkey do.
to Computing by sylvar
Thursday
Aug 16, 2001
Christians have been putting religious messages on bricks at the King County (Redmond, WA) Public Library. In response to messages like "Christ Died For Our Sins. He Rose Again. 1 Cor 15:3-4.", the author bought his own bricks: "God Kills Babies. Read 1 Samuel 15:3. And God Is Love??". Inspired by this, a local has contributed not only a photo gallery but has bought his own bricks, including "Socialize Microsoft" and "Worship a Daemon: Run FreeBSD". And, no, it's not too late to get in on the action.
to Religion by sylvar
Thursday
Jul 26, 2001
If you donate your US income tax rebate at Give For Change, they'll double your contribution, dollar for dollar. Now's your chance to divert tax money to the ACLU, Adbusters, Amnesty International, or any of hundreds of other charities.
to Politics by sylvar
Friday
Jul 6, 2001
Want to memorize the digits of pi? Mike Keith makes it easy -- or at least entertaining -- with Cadaeic Cadenza, a mnemonic short story that encodes over 3,000 digits.
to Literature by sylvar
Sunday
Jul 1, 2001
You've followed the trail. You've seen the movie. Now, courtesy of WiReD, read the story that inspired A.I.
to Movies by sylvar
It's time to mow your lawn again. Why not try a hot-rod weed whacker? For those of the Amish persuasion (or who just want to intimidate the neighbors), there's always a good old-fashioned scythe. And if that's too much work, you can just buy a lawn-mowing robot to do the job as you relax in your hammock.
to Technology by sylvar
Tuesday
Jun 26, 2001
Sick of awards that don't mention the best part of your sad little life? Help pick the Best Supporting Character on The Simpsons on The Road to Springfield. My money's on Frink (mngw-hey!).
to Television by sylvar
Monday
Jun 18, 2001
Moving? You don't need to rent a truck -- all you need is a bike trailer and you'll be ready to move a refrigerator, a queen-sized bed, or just about anything else. (Strong legs not included.)
to Transportation by sylvar
Friday
Jun 15, 2001
Sick of using a mouse that's only available in one color, huh? Well, how about a mouse that changes colors?
to Technology by sylvar
Thursday
Jun 7, 2001
There's another way to be invisible: try to get a taxicab if you have dark skin. Even Yaphet Kotto can't get a cab.
to Transportation by sylvar
Thursday
May 3, 2001
My airplane went down near Hainan Island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
to Humor by sylvar
Tuesday
Apr 3, 2001
When your company makes things called Abba-Zaba, you have little to lose by posting the story about the meal moth found in your anthropomorphically flirtatious cashew candy on your web site. In fact, "We hope you enjoy and utilize our WEB SITE".
to Food by sylvar
Thursday
Feb 15, 2001
Atom optics uses light to reflect, refract and focus extremely cold matter, rather than the other way around. Very cool stuff -- literally.
to Science by sylvar
Friday
Jan 5, 2001
The Antichrist has been found by some smart fellers who say the Prince of Darkness is none other than the Prince of Wales.
to Wackos by sylvar
Tuesday
Dec 19, 2000
It takes the staff of the Encyclopedia Britannica to explain the allusions that Dennis Miller has been making on Monday Night Football.
to Sports by sylvar
Wednesday
Dec 13, 2000
The latest extreme in body modification isn't cheap -- in fact, it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
to Wackos by sylvar
Wednesday
Nov 29, 2000
In the market for a vehicle? Why settle for a gas-guzzling SUV or a used car when you could have the best of both worlds? Buy a used bus and relive your school days -- or your twisted fantasies -- for just a few thousand bucks!
to Transportation by sylvar
Tuesday
Nov 28, 2000
By gum, I sure do love militias with a sense of humor.
to Wackos by sylvar
Wednesday
Nov 15, 2000
Fluffernutter: It's not what you're thinking, you pervert.
to Food by sylvar
Monday
Oct 23, 2000
Barkless tomatoes, Doctor Randall's Nose Cleaner, and the back of Tracy Malone's head are all For Sale By Mental Patient in a convincing parody of other online wackos.
to Wackos by sylvar
Thursday
Oct 12, 2000
If you were amused by the idea of hamsters dancing, you'll probably also enjoy The George W. Bush Dance (with some appropriate music played by Eric Clapton).
to Humor by sylvar
Friday
Oct 6, 2000
It's time for more truth in advertising (3.5MB, QuickTime) -- that is, truth in the advertising business.
to Humor by sylvar
Project Grizzly's Ursus Mark 7 is pretty cool, but it's got to be the only $500K power suit that doesn't run NetBSD... yet.
to Wearables by sylvar
Thursday
Oct 5, 2000
Y'know Inc. Productions (YIP) is responsible for some of the funniest text files I've seen in a long time, including odes to Gauntlet, toad gonads, and DOS for Dummies.
to Humor by sylvar
Wednesday
Oct 4, 2000
The venerable US political site Project Vote Smart, known for its National Political Awareness Test (NPAT) and its voter resources, is also among the sites letting you find a candidate who agrees with you.
to Politics by sylvar
Thursday
Sep 28, 2000
Every pointy-haired boss should be given a copy of the Hacker FAQ. If your boss seems to have a literacy problem, use the video version, Your New Hacker: An Employer's Guide.
to Computing by sylvar
Wednesday
Sep 27, 2000
When that annoying Office paperclip makes you wish you were dead, it's time to consider assisted suicide.
to Humor by sylvar
What's better than a fistful of dead presidents? A site full of dead presidents saying wacky stuff, that's what. Think of it as the Dysfunctional Presidents Circus.
to Humor by sylvar
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