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| Wednesday Aug 22, 2012 | Point your pointer at Pointer Pointer and a pointer will point at your pointer. to Humor by sylvar |
| Wednesday Jul 9, 2003 | Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Blog your felicide at KittenHate and share the love. Er, hatred. to Sex by sylvar |
| Tuesday Apr 29, 2003 | Hoaxes aside, there are animals who paint. For a couple hundred, you could own a masterpiece by Koko the gorilla or exuberant abstracts by Asian elephants.
to Art by sylvar |
| Wednesday Mar 19, 2003 | It's not just a war, it's a socially acceptable reason to get stinking drunk. to Warfare by sylvar |
| Tuesday Oct 8, 2002 | Note to would-be plagiarists: If your source claims that "Nuestra Señora de Buena Esperanza" means "The Big Ass Spanish Boat", you should probably not report it as fact in your student newspaper, as the results could be embarrassing. to Linguistics by sylvar |
| Friday May 31, 2002 | Tom Wells encourages you to visit one of his other sites. You can donate to his 2004 presidential campaign, but only if you have never literally slapped OUR BELOVED HEAVENLY FATHER directly in the face.
to Wackos by sylvar |
| Friday Mar 15, 2002 | Believe it or not, John Ashcroft once opposed indiscriminately wiretapping the Internet. to Politics by sylvar |
| Tuesday Jan 22, 2002 | 24 hours x 60 minutes = 1,440 photos of people telling you what time it is. Choose a time slot, have it tattooed on your (or some drunken slob's) navel, and send in the results.
to Photography by sylvar |
| Thursday Jan 10, 2002 | What pre-1985 video game character are you? to Games by sylvar |
| Tuesday Nov 20, 2001 | Corporate graffiti: Monkey see, monkey do. to Computing by sylvar |
| Thursday Aug 16, 2001 | Christians have been putting religious
messages on bricks at the King County (Redmond, WA) Public
Library. In response to messages like "Christ Died
For Our Sins. He Rose Again. 1
Cor 15:3-4.", the author bought his own bricks: "God Kills
Babies. Read 1
Samuel 15:3. And God Is Love??". Inspired by this, a local has contributed not
only a photo
gallery but has bought his own bricks, including
"Socialize Microsoft" and "Worship a Daemon:
Run FreeBSD". And, no, it's not too late to get in on the
action. to Religion by sylvar |
| Thursday Jul 26, 2001 | If you donate your US income tax rebate at Give For Change, they'll double your contribution, dollar for dollar. Now's your chance to divert tax money to the ACLU, Adbusters, Amnesty International, or any of hundreds of other charities. to Politics by sylvar |
| Friday Jul 6, 2001 | Want to memorize the digits of pi? Mike Keith makes it easy -- or at least entertaining -- with Cadaeic Cadenza, a mnemonic short story that encodes over 3,000 digits.
to Literature by sylvar |
| Sunday Jul 1, 2001 | You've followed the trail. You've seen the movie. Now, courtesy of WiReD, read the story that inspired A.I. to Movies by sylvar |
| It's time to mow your lawn again. Why not try a hot-rod weed whacker? For those of the Amish persuasion (or who just want to intimidate the neighbors), there's always a good old-fashioned scythe. And if that's too much work, you can just buy a lawn-mowing robot to do the job as you relax in your hammock. to Technology by sylvar |
| Tuesday Jun 26, 2001 | Sick of awards that don't mention the best part of your sad little life? Help pick the Best Supporting Character on The Simpsons on The Road to Springfield. My money's on Frink (mngw-hey!). to Television by sylvar |
| Monday Jun 18, 2001 | Moving? You don't need to rent a truck -- all you need is a bike trailer and you'll be ready to move a refrigerator, a queen-sized bed, or just about anything else. (Strong legs not included.) to Transportation by sylvar |
| Friday Jun 15, 2001 | Sick of using a mouse that's only available in one color, huh? Well, how about a mouse that changes colors? to Technology by sylvar |
| Thursday Jun 7, 2001 | There's another way to be invisible: try to get a taxicab if you have dark skin. Even Yaphet Kotto can't get a cab. to Transportation by sylvar |
| Thursday May 3, 2001 | My airplane
went down near Hainan Island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. to Humor by sylvar |
| Tuesday Apr 3, 2001 | When your company makes things called Abba-Zaba, you have little to lose by posting the story about the meal moth found in your anthropomorphically flirtatious cashew candy on your web site. In fact, "We hope you enjoy and utilize our WEB SITE". to Food by sylvar |
| Thursday Feb 15, 2001 | Atom optics uses light to reflect, refract and focus extremely cold matter, rather than the other way around. Very cool stuff -- literally. to Science by sylvar |
| Friday Jan 5, 2001 | The Antichrist has been found by some smart fellers who say the Prince of Darkness is none other than the Prince of Wales. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Tuesday Dec 19, 2000 | It takes the staff of the Encyclopedia Britannica to explain the allusions that Dennis Miller has been making on Monday Night Football. to Sports by sylvar |
| Wednesday Dec 13, 2000 | The latest extreme in body modification isn't cheap -- in fact, it'll cost you an arm and a leg. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Wednesday Nov 29, 2000 | In the market for a vehicle? Why settle for a gas-guzzling SUV or a used car when you could have the best of both worlds? Buy a used bus and relive your school days -- or your twisted fantasies -- for just a few thousand bucks! to Transportation by sylvar |
| Tuesday Nov 28, 2000 | By gum, I sure do love militias with a sense of humor. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Wednesday Nov 15, 2000 | Fluffernutter: It's not what you're thinking, you pervert. to Food by sylvar |
| Monday Oct 23, 2000 | Barkless tomatoes, Doctor Randall's Nose Cleaner, and the back of Tracy Malone's head are all For Sale By Mental Patient in a convincing parody of other online wackos. to Wackos by sylvar |
| Thursday Oct 12, 2000 | If you were amused by the idea of hamsters dancing, you'll probably also enjoy The George W. Bush Dance (with some appropriate music played by Eric Clapton). to Humor by sylvar |
| Friday Oct 6, 2000 | It's time for more truth in advertising (3.5MB, QuickTime) -- that is, truth in the advertising business. to Humor by sylvar |
| Project Grizzly's Ursus Mark 7 is pretty cool, but it's got to be the only $500K power suit that doesn't run NetBSD... yet. to Wearables by sylvar |
| Thursday Oct 5, 2000 | Y'know Inc. Productions (YIP) is responsible for some of the funniest text files I've seen in a long time, including odes to Gauntlet, toad gonads, and DOS for Dummies. to Humor by sylvar |
| Wednesday Oct 4, 2000 | The venerable US political site Project Vote Smart, known for its National Political Awareness Test (NPAT) and its voter resources, is also among the sites letting you find a candidate who agrees with you. to Politics by sylvar |
| Thursday Sep 28, 2000 | Every pointy-haired boss should be given a copy of the Hacker FAQ. If your boss seems to have a literacy problem, use the video version, Your New Hacker: An Employer's Guide. to Computing by sylvar |
| Wednesday Sep 27, 2000 | When that annoying Office paperclip makes you wish you were dead,
it's time to consider assisted
suicide. to Humor by sylvar |
| What's better than a fistful of dead presidents? A site full of dead
presidents saying wacky stuff, that's what. Think of it as the Dysfunctional Presidents Circus. to Humor by sylvar |
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