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| Wednesday Jul 4, 2001 | "I would like to report an offensive personalized license plate (it is from Wisconsin). The plate says 'COPUL8'. That translates into 'copulate'. According to the dictionary, that means sexual intercourse.' to Transportation by succa |
| Friday Jun 15, 2001 | What better way to say "Jesus Loves You" than with every single step you take? to Religion by succa |
| Friday Feb 16, 2001 | All the online gamers' memes-du-jour, including "yu0 = fag0t", "Why you throw chip? Fucking come on then!", and of course, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", manifested through the ever-entertaining medium of Old World War One and Two posters. to Culture by succa |
| Friday Dec 1, 2000 | Ask yourself these questions: Are your coworkers all immigrants working on Visas? Are the actual owners of your company unknown? Is there a North Carolina office? If you answered yes to some or all of these questions, then you may be working for a money laundering operation. Here are some prevention guides for employees and for bankers. to Commerce by succa |
| Wednesday Nov 22, 2000 | It's comforting to know that there's a crack team of experts working 'round the clock to investigate and chronicle the scar on Sharon Stone's neck. to Conspiracy by succa |
| Monday Nov 13, 2000 | The Real House is like MTV's The Real World, minus the watered-down mass market mentality. And it's all online-only, thanks to the technological marvel of the webcam. Additional bonus: everyone dresses in crazy, revealing costumes. to Culture by succa |
| Tuesday Oct 31, 2000 | Wpoison is a helpful "web poisoning" tool that trickles fake email addresses into spammers' bulk lists. Help drop poison into the water today! to Internet by succa |
| Tuesday Sep 12, 2000 | ratemyface.com...so you can find out once and for all, via the ever-reliable medium of peer evaluation, just how god damned ugly you really are. to Culture by succa |
| Monday Jul 31, 2000 | Relive the sloth-like speed, nightmarish user interfaces, and new-car smell of the web browsers of yesteryear, at Dejavu.org. to Internet by succa |
| Saturday Jul 8, 2000 | Just how fresh is this guy, anyway? to Humor by succa |
| Wednesday May 31, 2000 | Advice from retards. Now, I can't be sure...but I think it's wrong to laugh at this. Where are my manners? to Humor by succa |
| Saturday May 20, 2000 | A photo comic named "Tards". Featuring Gordon, Floyd, and Nudist Ned, it's both entertaining and frightening! to Comics by succa |
| Sunday May 14, 2000 | Vir2L is some serious web designer eye-candy. Oy vey. to Art by succa |
| Monday Apr 10, 2000 | Finally! I can look at non-objectified hot chicks while doing my calculus assignment! Wait...is that a good thing? to Science by succa |
| Wednesday Apr 5, 2000 | Meet Rusty. Rusty is a homosexual. to Humor by succa |
| Wednesday Mar 22, 2000 | Visit the world's first dot-com city, without using a web browser. The city of Half.com, Oregon, that is! to Travel by succa |
| Friday Mar 17, 2000 | SoulBath. I don't really know what it is, per se, but does it ever look cool! to Art by succa |
| Thursday Mar 9, 2000 | Are YOU one of Jay's kids? to Culture by succa |
| Sunday Mar 5, 2000 | Speaking of pure assembly language, the V2 OS is a fresh new operating system being designed from the ground up in good ol' 32-bit Intel 386 assembly. The current version is 37 Kb in size, and contains a nice command-line interface, a rudimentary filesystem capable of recognizing your hard drive partitions, and can even be installed with image-viewing software. to Computing by succa |
| Sub-pixel font rendering is the art of seperating a pixel into its Red, Green, and Blue constituents when rendering, allowing certain display devices to smooth the font's jagged edges very effectively. This info comes to me from the Gibson Research Corporation, an extremely cool one-man-army run by Steve Gibson. A fine example of his work is ShieldsUp!, an eye-opening freeware tool for checking your computer's security. More impressive is that he codes his Windows apps in pure assembly language. to Computing by succa |
| Apparently, the pundits at headlice.org are getting tough about controlling the spread of head lice in schools. Why, they've instigated a No Nit Policy! to Health by succa |
| Friday Feb 18, 2000 | Avoid missing a single second of that important sporting event by peeing into a Stadium Pal. to Fashion by succa |
| Thursday Feb 10, 2000 | Valentine's Day will soon be upon us, and what better way to spend it than getting married via a Quake 2 game. to Computing by succa |
| Tuesday Feb 8, 2000 | Every horny young man's worst nightmare: The Rules. to Sex by succa |
| Wednesday Feb 2, 2000 | The Nori Nasal Passage Cleaner looks like something you'd be forced to use after losing a bet with your drinking buddies. to Health by succa |
| Saturday Jan 29, 2000 | If you love music that is simple, stripped-down, and unbelievably soulful, you'll enjoy the clumsy acoustic twangings of Toronto's Hayden. to Music by succa |
| The Blocks architecture for metadata management: the most buzzword-laden spec I've ever seen. to Computing by succa |
| Thursday Jan 20, 2000 | If you're looking for information on the Blowfish encryption algorithm, don't do the obvious thing by going to www.blowfish.com. You may regret it if your boss is glancing over your shoulder, like I did.
to Sex by succa |
| Tuesday Jan 18, 2000 | With all this money I've siphoned into high-speed internet access, it's about time a site came around that made it worth all the effort. For example, a website where you can bet on football games, using chicken wings as currency.
to Sports by succa |
| When you've seen a community for the spinal cord, you've seen a community for everything. to Health by succa |
| Saturday Jan 8, 2000 | Turn your dull, dreary Windows desktop into a raging Macintosh love beast using MacVision. to Computing by succa |
| Thursday Dec 16, 1999 | Hot, hardcore carrot action! to Sex by succa |
| Monday Nov 29, 1999 | Mean people rule (Flash-enabled version). to Sex by succa |
| Thursday Nov 18, 1999 | For anyone thinking of living in a university dorm, you would do well to learn the official rules of dorm basketball beforehand. to Sports by succa |
| Tuesday Nov 16, 1999 | Amidst all the fans, heatsinks, and futuristic cooling mechanisms, pretty much everyone has overlooked the most obvious substance for cooling your overclocked CPU: liquor. to Computing by succa |
| Sunday Nov 14, 1999 | What Palm Pilots were before they were Palm Pilots...
to Culture by succa |
| Friday Oct 29, 1999 | It's not a hat, it's a toessel! to Fashion by succa |
| Wednesday Oct 27, 1999 | What scares me the most about this animal testicular implant company is the name... to Pets by succa |
| Wednesday Oct 20, 1999 | (sigh) I suppose it was only a matter of time... to Humor by succa |
| Thursday Sep 2, 1999 | What makes a person sexy? According to these folks, it's all in the face. Their list of famous sexy faces is worth a read. But honestly now...Al Gore sexy? to Fashion by succa |
| Wednesday Aug 25, 1999 | The Star Links Oracle will get you from celebrity A to celebrity B, a la "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon". to Culture by succa |
| Monday Aug 23, 1999 | Kim Clement - David Koresh would be proud. to Wackos by succa |
| If you ever had any doubts regarding the usefulness of the Internet, The World Rock Paper Scissor league should reinforce them.
to Games by succa |
| Monday Aug 16, 1999 | The Canadian Taxpayers Federation. My fellow Canadians, let's all be bitter together. to Finance by succa |
| Just when you thought you knew everything about every proprietary web plug-in, along comes the WildTangent Web Driver. This thing allows you to serve up DirectX content over the web with surprising results. Get it. Then be amazed when you're playing Monster Truck Madness over the web. But it's Windows-only right now. Sorry, Vic-20 users. to Web by succa |
| Grow up, would ya? to Science by succa |
| Friday Aug 6, 1999 | Don't we all need a little bit of Rubik's Cube Art right about now? to Art by succa |
| Tuesday Aug 3, 1999 | Pitas.com allows you, the crusty web novice, to have your very own weblog, much like the one you're looking at right now. Featuring such fine examples as this one, and such inevitable examples as this one. to Web by succa |
| Friday Jul 30, 1999 | Microsoft rulez d00d. Definitely not for users of "linus os". to Wackos by succa |
| Thursday Jul 29, 1999 | If you're planning a visit to a foreign land, it is a good idea to learn a few key phrases in that country's language. You know, things like "Hello", "Please", "Thank you", and the ever-useful "I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me". to Linguistics by succa |
| Monday Jul 26, 1999 | Postmodernism at its finest hour. Oh, wait a sec...it makes a bit more sense if you re-load the page a few times. to Linguistics by succa |
| Tuesday Jul 20, 1999 | The Intel Errata Series - a chronicle of all the bugs present in Intel processors. Because hey, we all make mistakes. Some of us more than others. to Computing by succa |
| The intricate and affluent productions of the world's very best professional web designers, showcased at digital thread, always impress me to no end. to Web by succa |
| Thursday Jul 15, 1999 | The best explanation I've seen for the oft-bungled question: "Why is the sky dark at night?". And oooh, the Java usage! to Science by succa |
| Attract scores of new friends and good-looking potential love interests using a hi-res fractal desktop wallpaper image. to Art by succa |
| Sunday Jul 4, 1999 | Get dumped? Getting ready to dump someone of your own? What better way to get in the obnoxious last word than with a C-ya Relationship Closer Card. to Sex by succa |
| Friday Jun 25, 1999 | Oh no. Weird Al Yankovic is back, and he's doing the Star Wars thing. This can't be good for anybody. to Music by succa |
| Thursday Jun 24, 1999 | For those of you heading out to California, hoping to hear the eccentric voice of Rod Roddy telling you to "Come on Down, you're the next contestant on The Price is Right!", you might want to brush up on your strategy first. to Television by succa |
| Monday Jun 21, 1999 | Star Wars: The Phantom Merchandise is a fresh new guide for all your Star Wars shopping needs. Provided by those wacky folks at chickenhead.com.
to Humor by succa |
| Thursday Jun 17, 1999 | I'm not sure if it was because of the the sick comedy, the blistering offensiveness, or the sophomoric laughs, but something in my life definitely changed when I discovered B-Fatt and Lazy's Movie Reviews about a year ago. Siskel and Ebert they ain't. Handle with care.
to Movies by succa |
| Thursday Jun 10, 1999 | If you're thinking of writing an article on the stupidity of the Y2K hype, you might first have to check with the company who trademarked the term "Y2K". Oops, that's "Y2K (tm)". to Computing by succa |
| Wednesday Jun 9, 1999 | The Comissioner of the National Hockey League, Gary Bettman, has agreed to consider supporting a new cause; The NHL Fan's Association promises fans a direct way of expressing their concerns about the direction of the sport. The only catch? They have to attain a member base of 75,000 people by the end of the year for Mr. Bettman to hold up his end of the agreement. Their current member base? Around 6000. Membership is free, so why not?
to Sports by succa |
| Monday Jun 7, 1999 | The only thing on this webpage is a list of every known font in the universe. to Computing by succa |
| Get the scoop on the latest trend sweeping the nation: Scissor-jamming. It's fun, try it! to Humor by succa |
| Monday May 31, 1999 | For those who love being on the cutting-edge of annoying Net lingo, The Jargon Scout will keep you posted on the latest terminology entering the Net's cesspool of ridiculous words. to Linguistics by succa |
| Friday May 28, 1999 | If you, like many, felt that The Phantom Menace was ruined by a certain bubbly animated character named Jar Jar Binks, you might want to join the Jar Jar Must Die Society. to Movies by succa |
| Tuesday May 25, 1999 | If you're tired of getting falsely accused of spamming in alt.erotica.memepool, as I am, you'll be pleased to hear about Unspammed.com, a forum for those who feel that their bulk-mailing habits adhere to legal and ethical guidelines. Whatever, it's still annoying. to Internet by succa |
| Friday May 21, 1999 | Somehow, I don't think the pocket calculator industry has anything to worry about. to Web by succa |
| Thursday May 20, 1999 | If you're looking to get serious about web design, you'd do well to spend an afternoon neck-deep in Dr. Ozone's personal website, my personal candidate for the best site on the internet.
to Web by succa |
| It's possible that many of the world's problems can be remedied by careful use of Mr. T. Haiku. Requires Netscape 4.x. to Linguistics by succa |
| Wednesday May 19, 1999 | Tired of getting phony virus warnings and chain letters in your e-mail, without having a way to contribute to the fun? Fear not, The Urban Legends Generator will give you the tools you need to spread blatantly fabricated, bandwidth-eating propaganda of your own. to Culture by succa |
| Tuesday May 18, 1999 | Highly entertaining as well as a technological marvel, The Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator will get you through the night. to Linguistics by succa |
| AfroSquad - Leading the fight against The Man. to Culture by succa |
| Possibly the finest collection of 3D art on the web, 3D Artists is a humbling blow to those of us who think we're good 3D artists. to Art by succa |
| Tired of boring error messages whenever you try to access a webpage that doesn't exist? Cool404 is an ongoing effort to archive some of the more interesting "404 not found" error messages on the web. to Computing by succa |
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