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| Friday May 10, 2002 | There's nothing Jesus likes more than righteous bud. to Religion by skyhook |
| Thursday Jan 17, 2002 | The same people who brought you the
Rent-a-Stalker would also like you to consider their other services. Corporate product naming by a
Japanese Drunk, your one-stop
Cloning shop, and, of course, your average
place where you can go to have sex with complete strangers. They would also like you to know that not all of them are
hoaxes. to Internet by skyhook |
| Tuesday Nov 27, 2001 | When someone tells you they spent sixteen hours in a Home Depot on a bet, don't ask "Why?", ask "What Happened?" to Commerce by skyhook |
| Saturday Jun 23, 2001 |
HWJI. How Would Jesus Invest? to Finance by skyhook |
| Friday May 25, 2001 | Don't be a pervert. Keep track of when your obsession becomes legal with the
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Jail Bait Countdown Timer.
to Sex by skyhook |
| Monday May 21, 2001 | Amazon has one.
Microsoft has one.
Oddly, even
DoubleClick pretends to have one. Isn't it time that we all get a
Privacy Policy of our own? to Internet by skyhook |
| Friday May 18, 2001 | In the tradition of the Internet Movie Database - which catalogs all of the movies ever filmed - comes the Roller Coaster Database with over 1000 coasters worldwide. to Reference by skyhook |
| It's simple math. One site containing pictures of
hot women plus one site containing pictures of androids
multiplied by one copy of Adobe Photoshop equals robotgirls to Sex by skyhook |
| Tuesday Mar 20, 2001 | Keen to take up
bicycling but not really sure about that whole
balance thing? Well then, the
RhoadesCar is for you. to Transportation by skyhook |
| Wednesday Mar 7, 2001 | Depending on your point of view, there's Ballsy
Trucks or there's Ballsy Trucks.
But I'm not sure where that leaves
trucks with balls. to Transportation by skyhook |
| Tuesday Feb 27, 2001 | Sure, you can buy insurance for mundane things like your life, but only Sir Huckleberry will insure you against alien abduction, divorce, or the return of prohibition. to Finance by skyhook |
| Need to look up a word, but the OED scares you?
Sure there's regular sized dictionaries, but what if you want something a bit more specific? There are dictionaries covering everything from stained glass to
sex.
Still not specific enough? How about dictionaries for words containing
only consonants or
only vowels. And for the truly picky, there's a dictionary for words which
contain only one letter. to Reference by skyhook |
| Fat is only ugly until you put a
nipple on it. to Humor by skyhook |
| Too depressed to get to the doctor to refill your Prozac?
Hiroyuki Nishigaki
has the secret method to "GOOD-BYE Depression":
CONSTRICTING ANUS 100 times
daily.
to Wackos by skyhook |
| Friday Feb 16, 2001 | Sure Iron Chef is about the food. Yadda Yadda Yadda. Which way to the Babes?
to Sex by skyhook |
| You're a normal british chap. Your girlfriend is a semi-psychotic German. You argue intensely about the most inane things. What to do? Keeping a log of
everything you've ever argued about is a good start. to Reference by skyhook |
| Thursday Feb 1, 2001 | Stock
Market not going your way? Sure, you've tried
Following
The
News, dabbled a bit in
Technical
Analysis, maybe even checked in with a
Higher Power? Sure, those would work if this were the Twentieth Century. Wake up! It's time to check
Maria's Hair.
to Finance by skyhook |
| Monday Jan 29, 2001 | Nothing says "My business is all about wretched excess" more than stainless steel business cards.
to Gadgets by skyhook |
| Wednesday Jan 24, 2001 | There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cold drink in a
frosty glass
Except, perhaps, a cold drink in a glass made of
frosty ice. to Gadgets by skyhook |
| Are you clean as you can be?
Hair? Check.
Pores? Check.
Ears? Check.
By the way, how's your colon? to Health by skyhook |
| Tuesday Jan 23, 2001 | Just how much electricity is California
actually using? to Science by skyhook |
| Friday Jan 19, 2001 | I can die a happy man, now that I know how to build The Best Paper Airplane In The World. to Toys by skyhook |
| Thursday Jan 18, 2001 | Someone once said that asking a
Newspaper
Man to review movies
was like asking
Tiny Tim to review
Beethoven. That said, whether
you agree or disagree with his take on certain movies,
Roger Ebert, the portly,
Non Dead founding host of
At the Movies
writes reviews that usually give me a chuckle.
Check out his acerbic best by
Searching for his
Zero and
one-half star ratings. to Movies by skyhook |
| Wednesday Jan 17, 2001 | Microsoft may claim to make software which helps people
Do
Their
Jobs, but
they're really responsible for an inordinate amount of
wasted
productivity.
Now, to add to their crimes, their Zone
website is chock full of
Productivity
Wasting
Games. Particularly addictive are puzzles
like
Alchemy or the aptly named
Speedwaster. And while they may
not have the
Visuals or
Immersive and Intricate Plot of some
games, even hardcore gamers like the guys at
Penny Arcade got
Addicted to
Bejeweled. Because, hey, even the
Son of God needs to get his
Bejeweling
on.
to Games by skyhook |
| Tuesday Jan 16, 2001 | While the aforementioned Pet-Centric version of the
Picture-Rating
Site may be just another
Bad Idea
Made Worse, some brave souls have distilled the concept to it's
titillating essence. Like the song says, I know what boys like.
to Sex by skyhook |
| Friday Jan 12, 2001 | Wanted: Drummer for rock band. Must have own equipment. Must be able to play weekends. Must be a Midget.
to Music by skyhook |
| At what point does a business meeting go so bad that someone says "Let's bring in a Scantily Leather Clad Dom Clown to be our Meeting Facilitator"? to Wackos by skyhook |
| Friday Jan 5, 2001 | I've long had a thing for
Girls
With
Glasses. Some things, however, are definitely NOT SEXY.
to Sex by skyhook |
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