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Wednesday
Jun 27, 2007
You've probably already heard of Kopi Luwak Coffee, but now you can also buy tasteful gifts for your friends and family made from fresh, pure elephant poop.
to Outdoors by scromp
Monday
Jan 8, 2007
GIRLS GONE GRABBLIN!!
to Culture by scromp
Monday
Aug 21, 2006
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition is a professional group who can quite clearly explain to you what they've been doing wrong all these years.
to Drugs by scromp
Thursday
Apr 20, 2006
SayWhat allows you to insert cartoon speech bubbles into your photos without ever leaving the comfort of your browser.
to Internet by scromp
Thursday
Nov 24, 2005
We're all very sorry. Again. Maybe, instead, we could pass a law against being an asshole?
to Politics by scromp
Monday
Aug 29, 2005
MESSENGER took a lot of high-res photos of the Earth as it flew by on its way to Mercury. Its handlers have turned those pictures into a freakin' sweet movie.
to Science by scromp
Friday
May 20, 2005
"The March of Dimes may have cured Polio, but a march of Quarters would have cured it 250% faster."
to Finance by scromp
Tuesday
Feb 8, 2005
Superman is a dick.
to Comics by scromp
Friday
Dec 31, 2004
RentAMidget to spice up your New Year's Eve party!
to Zoology by scromp
Thursday
Dec 9, 2004
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a straightjacket.
to Conspiracy by scromp
Wednesday
Sep 15, 2004
How sweet life can be when the misery of one's existence is blurred by slight intoxication.
to Flash by scromp
Tuesday
Sep 14, 2004
Did you ever wonder where spam comes from? Now you know where to aim the missiles.
to Computing by scromp
Thursday
Aug 5, 2004
There Shall Be No Peace Until Kirk ..Lives?
to Entertainment by scromp
Tuesday
Aug 3, 2004
See pictures of all your favorite female celebrities... bald.
to Entertainment by scromp
Wednesday
Jun 2, 2004
Gentoo is for ricers.
to Technology by scromp
Monday
May 10, 2004
You can archive your unbelievably crappy Scrabble hands for posterity.
to Games by scromp
Thursday
May 6, 2004
Constant irritation can drive anyone to the brink of madness.
to Zoology by scromp
Tuesday
Apr 20, 2004
Bot flies are large, hairy flies that are common to many parts of the world. They are somewhat more troublesome than the average housefly, however, because their larvae (sometimes called "warbles") are parasitic worms that must grow in the flesh of living mammals. Rodents, rabbits, and livestock are commonly infected in North America, but in South and Central America, humans are also on the menu.
to Outdoors by scromp
Thursday
Apr 15, 2004
Rev up your butt trumpet and Poop for Peace on April 16.
to Society by scromp
Thursday
Apr 1, 2004
Today's savvy business traveller must be ready to employ every new innovation to keep ahead of thieves and scofflaws.
to Security by scromp
Saturday
Mar 13, 2004
The Uniform Code of Military Justice has served the United States military well since 1950, but sometimes custom rules are required for soldiers who take "be all you can be" a little too literally. SPC 'Skippy' Schwarz needed 213 new ones all by himself.
to Warfare by scromp
Friday
Feb 13, 2004
Hey ladies, here's your chance to get in on Waco II: Electric Boogaloo at the ground floor!
to Wackos by scromp
Wednesday
Feb 4, 2004
Welcome to the Jungle (Gym): Anne Geddes meets Axl Rose and together they STAB YOU IN THE FACE.
to Music by scromp
Tuesday
Jan 13, 2004
Now you will know what to do if Mothra ever comes back.
to Science by scromp
Monday
Nov 17, 2003
Out from the mud comes the lotus flower. Tampon art finds new life in things we usually prefer not to find at all.
to Art by scromp
Monday
Nov 10, 2003
If you're among the apparent minority who find TV shows about alien abductions and moon landing hoax theories to be more annoying than intriguing, Cable Science Network may eventually fill the gaps in your Tivo's schedule.
to Science by scromp
Monday
Oct 27, 2003
The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society has done it's best to help you get a headstart on the insanity of the holiday season this year by producing an unholy collection of "solstice carols." Sing along with songs like Carol of the Great Olde Ones and I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth and you'll be out of your mind in no time.
to Music by scromp
Friday
Oct 24, 2003
Evocative and mystical, Elvendrums unlocks the magic of the Faerie realm.
to Music by scromp
Wednesday
Aug 20, 2003
His name is Vangoo, and he photoshops diapers onto pictures of grown men that he finds on the Internet.
to Wackos by scromp
Friday
Jul 25, 2003
Celebrate the defeat of SARS by pouring yourself a cold glass of refreshing Sarsi and watching some stirring patriotic Chinese SARS memorials.
to Flash by scromp
Wednesday
Jul 9, 2003
The challenge: take Yahoo's top three Most Emailed Photos and use them to construct an amusing comic strip. Every day.
to Comics by scromp
Wednesday
Jun 4, 2003
While new knee-jerk anti-terrorism restrictions have affected such things as model rocketry, they don't seem to have hampered Bruce Simpson's efforts to build his own cruise missile.
to Technology by scromp
Wednesday
May 7, 2003
Enjoy pimpin' out your ride but dislike the attendant drinking, profanity, and sexual promiscuity? Then get Jesus to build your hotrod! Let your soul-light shine through your GroundFX when you join the Holy Rollerz. If you're more of a greaser than a pimp, then check out the Cruise-saders, the Solid Rock Cruisers, or the Rolling Disciples. Maybe you're not so much into the looks? Lay a patch or two with Christian Motorsports or the Jesus Christ Racing Team's CHRISTMOBILE 2002!
to Culture by scromp
Wednesday
Apr 16, 2003
If you want your kid to grow up to be a real man, don't build sissy robot treehouses! What you need is a working scale-model Sherman tank.
to Warfare by scromp
Wednesday
Feb 12, 2003
Despite historical precedence and common sense, the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society is planning to reanimate the corpse of the ill-fated musical, A Shoggoth On The Roof, at the Defiant Theatre in the fall of 2003. If you go, make sure to have an unbalanced breakfast first.
to Music by scromp
Saturday
Dec 21, 2002
It is important to remember the importance of a tight turning radius in urban combat situations.
to Transportation by scromp
Sunday
Dec 1, 2002
You think you're so smart, but can you even tell your arse from your elbow?
to Humor by scromp
Tuesday
Oct 29, 2002
The world of paper airplane design can be complex, rather competitive, and often utterly pedantic. Still, there are plenty of less rigid blueprints for artsy folks as well as accurate replicas for aviation fanboys. Other designs are educational or are at least supposed to be. When all is said and done, sometimes the simple approach is still the best.
to Toys by scromp
Saturday
Oct 5, 2002
They say it's best to begin training children very early in their lives. There may be no greater proponents of this philosophy than cosplay enthusiasts. White Kitty, Grapes, Funny Cow, The Sea Creatures, American Goldfinch, and the Baby Bug Brigade all have an incredible head start.
to Education by scromp
Tuesday
Sep 17, 2002
Keep track of your schedule with hot chicks and caskets! Please disregard any not-so-subliminal messages.
to Sex by scromp
Monday
Sep 16, 2002
It's common knowledge that Xena: Warrior Princess is a television show that has attracted an active, loyal, sometimes obsessive, and often rather zany following. The Xena comic and video game are probably less famous, while more obscure still is the Xena Outreach Program.
to Entertainment by scromp
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