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Sunday
Jan 16, 2005
Today's disturbing discovery is that cyclopia is a real teratological condition. When present in severe forms, the prognosis is usually neonatal death.
to Health by peterb
Wednesday
Feb 20, 2002
The US Geological Survey, for some reason, runs a fabulous bird identification center that is better than any other I've found on the net. Very useful for confirming that what you saw in your backyard really was a red-tailed hawk or a great blue heron.
to Outdoors by peterb
Tuesday
Feb 19, 2002
For the TV addict in all of us, TV Episode Lists By Menu! Now I can prove that I didn't hallucinate Mel Brook's short-lived TV show When Things Were Rotten (unfortunately not available on DVD). On another note, I both love and hate the internet for taking over my mind with the theme song.
to Television by peterb
Saturday
Feb 9, 2002
I sit on the couch. I watch TV. But no matter what I do, I can't get Magical Sound Shower, one of the songs from a Sega arcade game OUT OF MY HEAD. You can listen to it at The Arcade Museum, if you dare. I tried to find some other videogame music to drive it out, and stumbled onto the "Party Remix" (what the fuck?) version of Saria's Song from the first N64 Zelda game, The Ocarina of Time, at vgmusic.com. If you can tolerate the cheesiness of MIDI, it's pretty neat. Excuse me, I have to go listen to the theme to Sonic the Hedgehog again and again and again and again...
to Music by peterb
Friday
Feb 23, 2001
When I was a kid, my favorite thing in the world (other than Bomb Pops from the Good Humor truck) was to go to Chinatown in Manhattan and see the chicken that played tic-tac-toe. Yes. Chicken. Tic-tac-toe. Really. I recently heard that it was no longer there. It turns out that the chicken was rescued by some do-gooder that apparently doesn't realize how important it is for the world to have a CHICKEN. THAT PLAYS TIC-TAC-TOE.
to Travel by peterb
Monday
Feb 19, 2001
While I am normally the first to look with a jaundiced eye at animal rights activists, I have to send a huge plusplus out to PETA for their latest campaign to encourage people to neuter their cats, which has one of the best commercials I've seen recently. (Requires RealPlayer). Adopt a cat for yourself while you're at it -- you know you want to.
to Health by peterb
Wednesday
Feb 7, 2001
Lamhfada is "an online magazine of myth and story." They take a rather shotgun approach to myth, excluding no cultures -- which is a good thing. My favorite current article is Questing for the Historical Arthur.
to Culture by peterb
Wednesday
Jan 31, 2001
I've been getting a lot more attention from cute chicks ever since I learnd about the electron band structure in Germanium.
to Science by peterb
Wednesday
Jan 3, 2001
Dear pathetic Macintosh fanatics: IT'S OVER. YOU LOST. GET OVER IT.
to Computing by peterb
Monday
Jan 1, 2001
If I ever decide to water cool my PC, please kick my ass.
to Computing by peterb
Wednesday
Nov 29, 2000
Shameful confession: I am addicted to reading other people's journals. It helps satisfy my voyeuristic tendencies. I think I was turned on to it by following Kim Rollins' online diaries (as well as the subsequent meltdown between her and Wil Shipley). It always fascinates me, too, to see how quality of writing matters: some people can make what should be interesting seem boring, and others can make the mundane seem vibrant. While you can always cheap out and get a fix of journaley goodness at Open Diary (contest: can you find mine?), there is something special about stumbling upon a homepage with a journal during an unrelated websearch. In that vein, I present today's little diamond in the rough. And I didn't even know Morrissey was still alive.
to Literature by peterb
Friday
Nov 17, 2000
What's going on is an excellent guide to strange or just fun events happening all over the world.
to Culture by peterb
Thursday
Nov 2, 2000
There are alternative voting systems to the ones the US uses, and many of them are detailed in Donald Saari's book. It's a good introduction to why we often accept the lesser of two evils (and I'm not talking about Cthulhu, you weenies). And as long as I'm on the subject: why the fuck isn't election day a national holiday? Please don't forget to vote next Tuesday, whether you vote for Gore (and his daughters,) George W. Bush, or George W. Bush.
to Politics by peterb
Tuesday
Sep 5, 2000
At first glance, you might think the Formula One Cartoon Archive just doesn't seem funny because you don't know enough about Formula One racing. But the fact is that even if you do know a lot about it, the cartoons therein are still profoundly unfunny. The only thing that struck a note with me was the strangely surreal list of drivers.
to Sports by peterb
Monday
Sep 4, 2000
Toby Dammit ...
to Art by peterb
Sunday
Sep 3, 2000
Nope, since my last article on the subject I still haven't found any soul-crushingly beautiful Indian women that want to date me, not even through the personals. Obviously, I need to encourage people to turn to online forums to work through their issues. And hey, don't worry about the kids: Interracial Voice is a resource for mixed-race folks. See? Really, it's OK. Call me.
to Culture by peterb
Friday
Sep 1, 2000
Porn pervades the internet like the persistent odor of urine on a busy city street. Pornografica deconstructs these images, and then reconstructs them into something rich and strange.
to Sex by peterb
Thursday
Aug 31, 2000
The Peace Corps has been helping improve the lives of third world citizens and young U.S. volunteers for years, as well as being an effective propaganda arm and "friendly" tool of U.S. foreign policy, thus making the world safe for multinational finance capital. For those of you who feel that countries like Ghana already have enough food and water and electricity and shelter and stuff, you can join the someone wacky Geek Corps, which wants to help local businesses build up their internet infrastructure, thus bridging the crucial Zaibatsu gap.
to Politics by peterb
As previously discussed here, my favorite anime work thus far is Serial Experiments: Lain. While reading an interview with the creators, I learned that they viewed Lain as a form of cultural warfare against the United States. Shit. Now I have to cancel my order for the lain lunch box, unless the guys at thought experiments lain can convince me otherwise.
to Media by peterb
Thursday
Aug 24, 2000
God doesn't hate fags. God hates figs. (Personally, I really like fresh figs, and this is still barely the season for them.
to Food by peterb
Saturday
Aug 19, 2000
My favorite Italian soap opera is currently un posto al sole, which can always be relied upon to provide my daily quota of backstabbing, incest, and sex. Much more interesting than the somewhat anemic un medico in famiglia. P.S.: Could one of memepool's Italian readers please ask Ilaria D'Amico from la giostra del gol if she will run away with me to some tropical island?
to Television by peterb
Friday
Jul 28, 2000
The people who wrote "Sharezilla", a program to spam Gnutella, are obviously pure evil.
to Internet by peterb
Tuesday
Jul 4, 2000
I love Formula 1 racing; this past weekend's race at Magny Cours, France, was great: David Coulthart shut down Michael Schumacher (shortly after giving him the finger when he failed to pass). Atlas F1 republishes the FIA's 66 answers to 66 questions that introduce you to the history and rules of the sport.

In our crowd, we like to play Formula Dé to warm up for the race.
to Sports by peterb

Friday
Jun 30, 2000
Unfortunately, the web sites of many motorcycle manufacturers suck. But that's OK, because bikepics.com is here to rescue us! So all of you who lust after me and want to do something nice for me, feel free to buy me a Buell X1, an Aprilia RS250, a Ducati 916, or a GSX1300r to replace my aging BMW K75.
to Toys by peterb
Tuesday
Jun 27, 2000
I'm sure everyone wants to know where I stand on the BSD versus Linux argument.
to Humor by peterb
Saturday
Jun 24, 2000
The Budget Traveller's Guide To Sleeping In Airports may be useful if you are on vacation, and very very cheap.
to Travel by peterb
Wednesday
Jun 21, 2000
My favorite Italian newspaper makes it's full text available on line, free.
to Media by peterb
Thursday
Jun 15, 2000
For the obsolete videogame fan, Phosphor Dot Fossiles is an essential reference
to Games by peterb
Monday
Jun 5, 2000
When drinking heavily, my favorite sport in the world is Whirlyball.
to Sports by peterb
Tuesday
May 23, 2000
For the sex pig in me, I find that "IGN For Men" is an invaluable resource. Whoever picks their Classic Babe of the Week has very similar taste to me, from the divine Audrey Hepburn to the delicious Pam Grier (You remember Pam Grier, right? Yes, I'm talking about that Pam Grier from both Foxy Brown and Jackie Brown. Mmmmmmmmmm, Pam Grier). I, uh, have to go now.
to Media by peterb
Sunday
May 21, 2000
The Georgia Tech International Student Handbook makes pretty fascinating reading. As an American, I was particularly intrigued by the section on aspects of American society that may be new to foreign students.
to Culture by peterb
Monday
May 15, 2000
One of my favorite board games is The Settlers of Catan, a simple yet engaging game. You can play it online via a unix-based client called Gnocatan, a windows-based client called NetSet, and there's also a fairly confusing solitaire/computer player version for DOS.
to Games by peterb
Bag Lady Sue is my favorite burlesque performer. She must be seen to be believed. If you hire her, don't let your friends in on the joke.
to Sex by peterb
Friday
May 12, 2000
MIT is famous for its pranks and hacks. Its nice to see that the tradition goes on at Carnegie-Mellon, also.
to Culture by peterb
Wednesday
May 10, 2000
The best animé movie or series I've seen in about 3 years has to be Serial Experiments: Lain.
to Movies by peterb
When I need to know about a movie, the IMDB is actually the second place I look. First is the superb Movie Review Query Engine. With it, you can discover that nearly everyone in the world except Roger Ebert loved Gladiator. Personally, I thought it was a pretty lousy movie.
to Movies by peterb
Tuesday
May 9, 2000
I'm kind of wishing I hadn't read the article about Mike the Headless Wonder Chicken quite so soon after lunch.
to Wackos by peterb
Saturday
May 6, 2000
While looking for an accappatoio online, I stumbled across Moda Online. Their intimate apparel section is excellent.
to Fashion by peterb
Friday
May 5, 2000
In the desert / I saw a creature, naked, bestial, / who, squatting upon the ground, / Held his heart in his hands, / And ate of it. / I said, "Is it good, friend?" / "It is bitter -- bitter," he answered; / "But I like it / Because it is bitter, / And because it is my heart." The poetry of Stephen Crane.
to Literature by peterb
Thursday
Apr 27, 2000
My new favorite web comic is Catatonic Comix! Especially what I, inveterate 1970's comic book reader, think of as the Hostess Fruit Pies strip.
to Comics by peterb
My favorite chocolate in the world is Callebaut bittersweet. You can get it in these stupidly large 5 kilogram "bars," although calling this thing a "bar" is like calling the Titanic a rowboat. The hypererotic Chocolate Reviews site reviews Callebaut and others. Now I have to try Valrhona Noir Amer.
to Food by peterb
Friday
Apr 21, 2000
You've seen Deep Throat, now see Deep Throat: The ASCII art animation.
to Sex by peterb
Wednesday
Apr 19, 2000
Dashiell Hammett is for all intents and purposes the inventor of the modern hard-boiled detective story. His prose is sparse, hard, and perfectly terse. Although he was most well known for The Maltese Falcon, he thought his best novel was his study of the rough and tumble world of Baltimore politics, The Glass Key. It was an epiphany when I discovered that the best gangster flick ever made, Miller's Crossing, is in fact "unofficially" based on The Glass Key. There was also a great 1942 movie version of The Glass Key, starring Alan Ladd and Veronica Lake. Note: Maltin was wrong. Yojimbo was inspired by a different Hammett novel, Red Harvest.
to Movies by peterb
Sunday
Apr 16, 2000
I recall many people, when I was a child, maligning and pillorying Vanessa Redgrave. Three are, however, other perspectives. The true story is a lot more interesting, and says a lot about how ignorant pigfuckers can effectively spread libel and distort the truth.
to Movies by peterb
Friday
Apr 14, 2000
As a follow up to the interracial dating article, the U.S. Navy commissioned a very informative study on Asians in America, trying to separate myth from reality.
to Culture by peterb
Saturday
Apr 1, 2000
This guy has a real thing for Claussen pickles.
to Food by peterb
Wednesday
Mar 29, 2000
Hint to would-be world travellers. While it's nice to watch movies that deal with your destination, don't you think its going overboard to spend your vacation following the movie's path?
to Travel by peterb
Tuesday
Mar 28, 2000
Russ Meyer! That fucker! Here's a guy who had stupidly large-breasted beautiful women falling at his feet, begging him to put them in his lousy films. I am so insanely jealous.
to Movies by peterb
Thursday
Mar 23, 2000
Hey, fuck Jean-Luc Godard, director of movies that are ponderous, pretentious, and (worst of all) French. Give me the collected works of nonexistent director Alan Smithee any day.
to Movies by peterb
Sunday
Mar 12, 2000
When I was in Las Cruces, New Mexico, I was struck not only by the beauty of the Chihuahuan desert, but how different it was from my conception of the desert in general. DesertUSA has lots of interesting and informative information about the North American Deserts.
to Science by peterb
Wednesday
Feb 16, 2000
I find The Flummery Digest much more interesting, entertaining, and just plain not-as-irritating as News of the Weird.
to Media by peterb
Tuesday
Feb 15, 2000
I love academic jargon. Here it is applied to the classic newspaper comic strip, Krazy Kat: "Krazy exposes the false consciousness of his companions through ignorance of their habits and conventions; his naive misrecognitions of their kynical misrecognitions deny their denial, pointing out the pretensions and misrecognitions necessary for the maintenance of everyday life." Whatever.
to Comics by peterb
Someone please buy me a green laser pointer.
to Gadgets by peterb
Sunday
Feb 13, 2000
A report from the influential Nürnberg Toy Fair at an excellent Austrian game site.
to Games by peterb
Thursday
Feb 3, 2000
A German company, Cargolifter, AG is trying to revive the airship as a viable means of heavy transport.
to Economics by peterb
Wednesday
Jan 19, 2000
Apparently some people still haven't learned anything from the whole Jon-Benet Ramsey thing.
to Wackos by peterb
At the end of this month this company will be demonstrating a product that they claim will enable individual VTOL flight. Either this is a really great web hoax that has the media fooled, or we really are living in the future.
to Gadgets by peterb
Tuesday
Jan 18, 2000
Stupid.com is your web resource for such essentials of life as stupid candy, stupid toys, and many other stupid gift ideas. Its heartening to see an e-commerce giant emerging in the oft-overlooked "useless crap" industry, manuevering to undercut local "useless crap" stores and drive them out of business. When's the IPO?
to Commerce by peterb
Monday
Jan 17, 2000
The revised Wargames handbook is interesting reading for both veteran wargamers and those just looking into them.
to Games by peterb
Sunday
Jan 16, 2000
The classic Steve Jackson wargame Ogre is going to be rereleased this year.
to Games by peterb
Tuesday
Jan 11, 2000
Great googeley moogeley, I need to play Space Channel 5 so badly it hurts.
to Games by peterb
Monday
Jan 10, 2000
Ave atque vale! I've got religion, and its that of the Universal Church of the Divine Julius. As in Caesar.
to Religion by peterb
Sid Sackson used to design games for Milton-Bradley and Parker brothers -- but you've probably never heard his name, because those companies don't give credit to game designers. Sackson was prolific, inventive, and developed addictive games that anyone could play but that had loads of depth. Try them yourself: you can find (MS-DOS) computer versions of Can't Stop, Choice, Acquire, and Monad. There's also a java version of Choice that is truly superb.
to Games by peterb
Friday
Jan 7, 2000
Awwwwww yeah, its time for Girl Scout cookies again!
to Food by peterb
There are very few things that I enjoy more than a great rant.
to Commentary by peterb
Tuesday
Jan 4, 2000
This guide to italian grammar is superb, particularly the logically laid out and comprehensive guide to conjugating verbs.
to Linguistics by peterb
Friday
Dec 31, 1999
"Power on, Internet fine, dogs healthy and beer still cold." Such is the best Australian Y2k update from J.R. Whipple's Zone 2000 report.
to Conspiracy by peterb
Thursday
Dec 30, 1999
I like Java, because it is really easy to implement your own version of excellent old arcade games with it.
to Games by peterb
Tuesday
Dec 21, 1999
I think many Indian women are totally cute, but evidently I'm never going to be able to date them. At least, many of these people seem to think I shouldn't.
to Culture by peterb
For each web site that uses anything more advanced than lynx-compatible HTML there is a subset of losers that miss the point completely and whine about it. To these people I wish to say: bite me. Cool things like The God and Devil Show keep proving to me that things like Shockwave and Flash are pretty darn nifty, after all.
to Humor by peterb
Tuesday
Dec 14, 1999
Don't Touch Me There.
to Culture by peterb
Wednesday
Dec 8, 1999
You can never have too much sex with dwarves.
to Sex by peterb
Friday
Dec 3, 1999
Edward Gorey meets the Far Side at Daze of Our Lives.
to Comics by peterb
Thursday
Dec 2, 1999
I always suspected that Apple had some deep, dark secret to explain why they're not bankrupt yet.
to Computing by peterb
Thursday
Nov 18, 1999
Mean people rule.
to Sex by peterb
Need to hold on to that job in the upcoming high-tech bust cycle? Learn how to write unmaintainable code. Now you can code just like RMS!
to Computing by peterb
Thursday
Nov 11, 1999
Oh. My. God. The geniuses at goats, one of the web's best comic strips, have just unleashed brains4zombies.com. And just in time for Christmas, too!
to Comics by peterb
Tuesday
Nov 9, 1999
Guys are weird.
to Sex by peterb
Monday
Nov 8, 1999
Yeah, I'm probably going to die of heart disease.
to Art by peterb
Wednesday
Nov 3, 1999
Prisoners is a web site claiming to represent the interests of the incarcerated in Pennsylvania. My definite favorite, though, are the gleeful writeups of police officers who have been arrested, frequently for sex crimes.
to Law by peterb
Tuesday
Nov 2, 1999
Ever play Nethack? It's a text-based dungeon crawl game that, with its brethren rogue, urogue, and arogue, nearly made me fail out of CMU freshman year. Well, its time for the 1999 Nethack Tournament!
to Games by peterb
Monday
Nov 1, 1999
Also in the insanely stupid audiophile accessory category are mpingo discs, which are supposed to improve the harmonics in your room. Whatever. I'm so glad we're using endagered trees for such a stupid purpose. At least there are some people willing to mock the madness.
to Gadgets by peterb
Meet cute chicks that are in jail.
to Sex by peterb
Wednesday
Oct 13, 1999
A friend of mine is convinced that this school's logo means no thinking / no fucking.
to Education by peterb
Tuesday
Oct 12, 1999
Lately I've been reading a lot of fiction about ancient Rome, and enjoying it. The ne plus ultra of historical fiction is Colleen McCullough's Masters of Rome series, 5 books so far, spanning from Gaius Marius to the ascension of Julius Caesar. Other interesting reads include the adventures of Gordianus the Finder by Steven Saylor, and Lindsay Davis' hard boiled (Roman) dick Marcus Didius Falco. Alert Memepoolistas recommended Margaret Yourcenar's Memories of Hadrian as another entry in the books-about-ancient-Rome category. And, for completeness, I'll mention Robert Graves' fabulous I, Claudius and Allan Massie's not really very fabulous Augustus.
to Books by peterb
Saturday
Oct 9, 1999
If you're like me, you've got lots of gadgets lying around the house for which not only have you lost the documentation, but you don't even know who made it (like this remote I'm using with nothing on it except "FCC ID DKN AMTX"). Fortunately, the FCC ID Search Form will help you figure out who to turn to for information.
to Gadgets by peterb
I drink tea. A lot of tea. My favorite source for tea is Upton Tea Imports, whose stunning variety of properly packaged, fresh tea opened up a new world for me.
to Food by peterb
So, if it wasn't for the fact that it would probably end up beating up my cat, myrna, I would definitely want an only barely domesticated Bengal cat, a descendent of the Asian Leopard Cat.
to Pets by peterb
Everybody knows that he had a website.
Everybody knows it was really lame.
to Music by peterb
Friday
Oct 8, 1999
From now on, I only want to read email that deletes itself.
to Internet by peterb
The most irritating sentence in the world to a good photographer is "Wow! Your camera sure takes good pictures." The Masters of Photography site shows why its the photographer -- like the disturbing and brilliant Diane Arbus -- and not the camera that matters.
to Art by peterb
Linux, linux, linux. That's all I hear anymore. Hey, I like it too, but let a million flowers bloom. Fortunately, The Daemon News provides coverage for the Free, Net, and Open BSD communities.
to Computing by peterb
"Behold! you are they who disputed about that of which you had knowledge; why then do you dispute about that of which you have no knowledge? And Allah knows while you do not know." The Searchable Online Koran.
to Religion by peterb
Sunday
Oct 3, 1999
Next on my list of cookbooks I need is the hyperdecadent Eat Dangerously, a paean to enjoying luxurious food instead of stressing about it. They've put some of their fabulous but expensive recipes on the web.
to Food by peterb
Its Sunday, and Sunday means football. Not American football, but Serie A soccer on RAI International! And everyone knows you can't be a real tifoso without your favorite team's official jersey. I'll take Inter-Milan, please. And as long as I'm asking for gifts, someone please get me a date with RAIsport's Ilaria D'Amico.
to Sports by peterb
Friday
Oct 1, 1999
I don't know what is more nightmarish: the misspellings or the broken links.
to Art by peterb
His baby done left him, he was thrown out into the street without even his shoes, his own momma told him he was a no-good dirty dog, but at least he still has a web site.
to Music by peterb
Tuesday
Sep 14, 1999
All over the network, hidden in strange places, obsolete protocols are still supporting obsolete content.
to Computing by peterb
My latest boy toy is the brand-new Dreamcast from Sega. Roughly as powerful (in gaming terms) as a PC with the latest 3d cards, it costs a mere $199. So far my favorite games have to be the psychotically realistic NFL 2k and the perfect arcade conversion Soul Calibur. Lastly, the unit comes with a built in 56k modem and a web browser disk -- and yes, you can read memepool on it.
to Gadgets by peterb
Thursday
Sep 9, 1999
My favorite band lately has been The Old 97's. Their most recent album, Fight Songs, has been getting a bit of press due to its barenakedladyesque production values, but I'm still a sucker for the west-texas-meets-pop feel of Too Far To Care, and lead singer Rhett Miller's songs about drinking and girls.
to Music by peterb
Friday
Aug 27, 1999
When you just can't get enough of strident, freakish, poorly written books, obviously the only this to do is to make videogames out of them.
to Games by peterb
Play Spot the Jew (requires Flash) on the website of Marc Alan Jacobs.
to Religion by peterb
All you freaks who think that all events are secretly controlled and manipulated by the Jewish mafia? You're wrong! They're secretly controlled and manipulated by the lesbian mafia.
to Wackos by peterb
Wednesday
Aug 25, 1999
Everyone wants the ultimate 3d card.
to Computing by peterb
Friday
Aug 20, 1999
I bet you didn't know the Internet had an end.
to Internet by peterb
Thursday
Aug 19, 1999
Online complaining! About everything! Now these people are on my wavelength!
to Culture by peterb
Wanna know why I'm so successful at the Hollywood Stock Exchange? It's because I religiously read the Upcoming Movies web site.
to Movies by peterb
The line between brilliance and madness is sometimes as evident as an eight-lane superhighway.
to Wackos by peterb
Who let this guy out of therapy to let him overanalyze classic films such as Vertigo and Fellini's 8 1/2?
to Movies by peterb
Sunday
Aug 1, 1999
The archive of the infamous net.movies antireviews. Be sure to read the fabulous alternative plot for Return of the Jedi.
to Movies by peterb
I wish I had the skills to build my own subwoofer.
to Music by peterb
YES! Interplay is making a computer game version of the classic board game Star Fleet Battles!
to Games by peterb
The Public DNS service may be useful to you if you're looking for someone to host domain name service for you for free.
to Internet by peterb
Ed Wegman's personal home page contains some interesting things, like this Christmas story.
to Web by peterb
Sunday
Jul 18, 1999
Run, coward, run! I live.
to Games by peterb
Saturday
Jul 17, 1999
You can never have too much obsessive Michael Moorcock worship on the web. At least, that's what the folks at multiverse.org think.
to Books by peterb
Friday
Jul 16, 1999
Go see Phantom Pulp Menace Fiction, a part of the wonderfully juvenile material at The Food Court.
to Movies by peterb
Wednesday
Jul 14, 1999
If you like to party, and you like infectious pop dance music, you need to visit the Vengaboys web site. Requires shockwave for the full impact of Lion Kim, Roy Loverboy, D-Nice, and NRG Robin. Oh, also, stop surfing the web and get out somewhere and dance already!
to Music by peterb
Finally, an internet-based Rube Goldberg-like "service" for people without alarm clocks.
to Web by peterb
Thursday
Jul 8, 1999
Hypercool doesn't even begin to describe Matt Madden's comic-strip experiment Exercise in Style. I especially liked this one.
to Comics by peterb
Friday
Jul 2, 1999
You definitely have to read the best review of South Park, the movie, thus far.
to Movies by peterb
Tuesday
Jun 29, 1999
On my planet, all the Christians go to Landover Baptist Church, where they worry about kids masturbating with 7 foot tall Jar-Jar Binks dolls.
to Religion by peterb
Sunday
Jun 27, 1999
Meditate on the epistemology of Sinistar.
to Games by peterb
Look. You need to realize that freakish rabid Christians and freakish rabid Satanists or Antichristians are exactly the same thing. This guy doesn't.
to Wackos by peterb
Saturday
Jun 26, 1999
Because inside every man is a little British pig squealing "Oink! Oink! Oink!" trying to get out.
to Sex by peterb
Scott McCloud, creator of Zot! has a fabulous online comics page, including the add-a-panel adventures of Carl. This is just incredible.
to Comics by peterb
Friday
Jun 25, 1999
How to talk to your kids about blowfish.
to Humor by peterb
Thursday
Jun 24, 1999
When I can't remember the difference between Mnemnosyne and Mneme, I turn to the wonderful Encyclopedia Mythica.
to Literature by peterb
Wednesday
Jun 23, 1999
Jack's Candy Shoppe has lots of porn for people who like watching other people have sex with dwarves.
to Sex by peterb
Friday
Jun 18, 1999
The ever serious Leave Gary Coleman Alone! page.
to Television by peterb
Thursday
Jun 17, 1999
They seem to share my sense of the Wacko Esthetic over at losers.org. For instance, I don't think I have enough bad things to say about vaguely creepy Tolkien crunchy people who name their kid Faelan Aragorn and then send him out to lure others into their world of unending horror.
to Wackos by peterb
Tuesday
Jun 15, 1999
I just can't express how grateful I am to Disney for deleting the hideous and evil-sounding love scene from Tron.
to Sex by peterb
More reasons Italy is better than Great Britain: Italy elects Cicciolina to their Parliament. Britain elects Mrs. Widdecombe, the Virgin Troll to theirs.
to Politics by peterb
Friday
Jun 11, 1999
You know, if I didn't use ICQ, I would never find URL's like Ab's Beanie Baby Page.
to Culture by peterb
Wednesday
Jun 9, 1999
Cat freaks everywhere rejoice at the super Feline Conservation Center website.
to Pets by peterb
Because you never know when you'll need to know what month it is in the fabulous world of Space: 1999!
to Television by peterb
Thursday
Jun 3, 1999
An online help for parents looking for that distinctive name that says "I'm a Utah Mormon!"
to Wackos by peterb
Tuesday
Jun 1, 1999
Actually, I pretty much grew up watching all sorts of racist cartoons.
to Comics by peterb
I plan to invest my share of the croesian profits from the wildly anticipated Memepool IPO to buy my dream home.
to Gadgets by peterb
Friday
May 28, 1999
My latest toy is an EarthMate GPS Receiver, along with the hyper-spiffy Street Atlas USA software from DeLorme. After using it, I was intrigued by the idea of GPS, and found an interesting tutorial (requires Shockwave). And so, having submitted an item which mentions commercial products, heartily endorses a superb piece of non-GPL software, and points to a web site which uses non-Lynx compatible technology, I am going to go on my Memorial Day. vacation and wait for the hate mail.
to Gadgets by peterb
Tuesday
May 25, 1999
I bet you didn't realize that crabs have a Bible. Well, they do.
to Religion by peterb
Friday
May 21, 1999
Got hype? The humor potential of The Phantom Menace begins to unfold.
to Media by peterb
Thursday
May 20, 1999
The truly fantabulous Michael Moore, writer director of Roger & Me, now has a television show which is doing some of the most hard hitting and sometimes absurd and informative TV possible.
to Television by peterb
Monday
May 17, 1999
The web site of babelicious Ellen Pronk, in her guise of Ellen, Architect of Change is bit rough at the edges, but worth searching through for some of the more mindbending moments.
to Web by peterb
Saturday
May 15, 1999
I recently went to Disney's Treasure Island and was somewhat depressed to discover how much fun it was. Thus, I was happy to find this superb (and comprehensive) literature review on academic criticisms of Disney theme parks by a professor of cultural studies and sociology. Don't miss the bibliography.
to Travel by peterb
I respect low tech solutions to high tech problems, like this emergency charger for the Palm V.
to Gadgets by peterb
I love my cat very much, so please don't think I'm coldhearted for passing on this strange combination of pictures of feline roadkill and poetry. Don't visit this site if you are squeamish. The author's somewhat highfalutin' explanation of his intention can be visited without trauma.
to Art by peterb
Friday
May 14, 1999
A somewhat nifty web site for the aspiring Italian wannabe. They've got a particularly nice list of videos.
to Culture by peterb
I am neither a Microsoft basher or booster -- I've always felt that the question of what OS you run is much less interesting than what you run on it -- but I did enjoy this site which proves once again that whenever you're looking for someone to cross the line between strongly-held beliefs and ludicrous over-the-top hyperbole, the objectivists will always be there.
to Wackos by peterb
Thursday
May 13, 1999
Wow. This person's web design skills make me very, very happy. Someone hire her.
to Web by peterb
Tuesday
May 11, 1999
Now if only memepool followed the Style Guide for Authoring Hypertext Content for Mobile Devices (or had an alternate page that did), then the Avantgo Channel I created for use on my Palm Pilot would be even more impossibly nifty.
to Computing by peterb
Now you can listen to some of the excellect rare on-air tracks from KCRW's groundbreaking show Morning Becomes Eclectic.
to Music by peterb
Saturday
May 8, 1999
A comprehensive list of mondegreens, otherwise known as misheard lyrics.
to Music by peterb
Chinese is hard.
to Linguistics by peterb
The Power Puff Girls and Shonen Knife. Coincidence?
to Culture by peterb
An interesting history of videogames before Pong.
to Games by peterb
Monday
May 3, 1999
Cosmic Encounter is a classic board game from the mid-70s, and is still loads of fun to play. Amazingly, you can now play Cosmic Encounter online.
to Games by peterb
Thursday
Apr 29, 1999
We are living in a world gone mad. "I have no place to live, but I have a web site."
to Culture by peterb
If you are easily nauseated or don't like gross pictures, please, for god's sake do not, under any circumstances, visit this web site about fatalities on and around train tracks.
to Transportation by peterb
Sunday
Apr 25, 1999
Brian Johnson's superb Killer List of Videogames will help you recapture the misspent hours of your youth. Why, it even helped me identify the extremely obscure, nearly unplayable, and oh so fondly remembered Starship I (Atari, 1976). Of course, once you know the name of a videogame you played when you were 7 years old, it's easy to find lots of cool images of it on the web. (Yes, I actually remember playing Atari's Hercules pinball game, 7 feet tall and with a cue ball as the pinball.
to Games by peterb
Saturday
Apr 24, 1999
For my next gift, Alert Memepool Readers should send me the Nikon Coolpix 950 digital camera. Thanks in advance!
to Gadgets by peterb
Thursday
Apr 22, 1999
Now that web sites of organizations that deal with the US Government must comply with the Americans with Disabilities Act, perhaps you should use Bobby validation service to verify whether your web site is accessible to the visually or aurally impaired. It looks like memepool is entitled to use the Bobby Approved icon.
to Web by peterb
Sunday
Apr 18, 1999
Following up on my earlier item about anamorphic widescreen versus pan-and-scan, here's an excellent tutorial that uses Shockwave Flash to demonstrate the interaction between a film's source media and your viewing device.
to Movies by peterb
Saturday
Apr 17, 1999
You can never have too many intelligent agents. I've found that Amazon.com's recommendation service just isn't doing it for me, so now I am in search of something as good as the defunct Ringo project (which eventually became firefly to recommend music to me. It looks like MovieCritic might be one possible solution for cinema, though.
to Web by peterb
Friday
Apr 16, 1999
The Virtual Autopsy lets you indulge your fantasies of being Quincy, forensic pathologist. You can also get a detailed description of the autopsy process for screenwriters. These and other fine links are available from the freaks at autopsies.com
to Health by peterb
Like Mr. Cranky for television, TV Go Home follows the philosophy of "If you can't say something devastatingly cutting, don't say anything at all."
to Television by peterb
Thursday
Apr 15, 1999
Jeez, give slashdot a break, stop going to macsurfer, and give up on technology for a while. Why not play the Art Game instead?
to Art by peterb
Pocket Skeleton is the web site of freelance illustrator Elise Soroka. Check out their gallery. My favorite works of hers combine a spare line, stylized design, and an emotional intensity nearly hidden by her disarming use of color.
to Art by peterb
If you find yourself in a deep karma canyon, why not visit Bob Mould's web site, and find out what's going through the mind of the creative visionary behind seminal wall-of-noise band Hüsker Dü?
to Music by peterb
Wednesday
Apr 14, 1999
Fight the Man by violating the "strict press embargo" on the news of the discovery of a triple planet system orbiting Upsilon Andromedae.
to Science by peterb
Tuesday
Apr 13, 1999
The Internet Junkbuster Proxy is yet another anonymizer -- and as a bonus, it can filter banner ads from the pages you're viewing, as well. Be sure to browse junkbusters web site for more information on ways to get rid of junk e-mail, telemarketing calls, and other privacy-invading marketing techniques.
to Web by peterb
Please make sure that all sexual activity you engage in or film conforms to this classification scheme. Thank you.
to Sex by peterb
Monday
Apr 12, 1999
I'm not usually impressed by extreme body modification, but I'll give serious points to the twins who transplanted one twin's arm onto the other's body.
to Wackos by peterb
Thursday
Apr 8, 1999
Must... shop... more!
to Commerce by peterb
In the "so strange I'm not sure how to categorize it" department, former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop now has a health care network from someone you trust.
to Health by peterb
Wednesday
Apr 7, 1999
Does this make you horny, baby? Grateful memepool readers may feel free to purchase this Goldwing alternative for me.
to Gadgets by peterb
Tuesday
Apr 6, 1999
You should buy one of the coolest T-shirts ever.
to Commerce by peterb
Friday
Apr 2, 1999
Noam Chomsky's take on the current crisis in Kosovo.
to Politics by peterb
Thursday
Apr 1, 1999
Are your powers of observation good enough to figure out how this misspelling of "amazon.com" is profitable to the domain owners?
to Commerce by peterb
Wednesday
Mar 31, 1999
Christianity is stupid. Communism is good. Give up.
One of the most innovative bands (or, really, performance artists) of the 80s and 90s, Negativland will educate you on intellectual property issues, why U2 sucks, and give you access to Pastor Dick's jukebox.
Makes extensive use of the newly-discovered primary color, squant.
to Music by peterb
Tuesday
Mar 30, 1999
Some people take "Mad Max" way too seriously.
to Movies by peterb
Thursday
Mar 25, 1999
Anamorphic widescreen, letterbox, pan-and-scan, 1.66:1, 1.33:1 1.78:1. Confused? So was I, until I read the article How Film is Transferred To Video. A must for anyone considering a DVD player. Also, visit the Letterbox and Widescreen Advocacy Page (which will soon be moving to www.widescreen.org.
to Movies by peterb
Reject the jingoism of the US propaganda machine. Find out what's really going on in Serbia from your friends at the Voice of Russia. Requires RealAudio.
to Politics by peterb
Wednesday
Mar 17, 1999
So I'm in a Lovecraftian mood. Be sure to check out the reader's guide to the Cthulhu Mythos, as well as the thoroughly evil Lovecraft Tarot.
to Literature by peterb
Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
to Wackos by peterb
For this weekend, Firenze, Italy is the capital of the Internet. Requires the Shockwave plugin.
to Web by peterb
Tuesday
Mar 16, 1999
More proof that if you are obsessive you can justify any damn fool theory. See, James Cameron's Titanic was really an homage to Kubrick's The Shining. Also, I am Marie of Roumania.
to Movies by peterb
Monday
Mar 15, 1999
Ouch. The Anal Fissure Self-Help page.
to Science by peterb
Sunday
Mar 14, 1999
A generic java framework for creating conquer the universe games such as Masters of Orion or Spaceward Ho!.
to Games by peterb
Whether you want your soccer news in English, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Czech, Swedish, or Hungarian, you can get it from one place. SoccerAge is a collaboration between Rete! Srl and Sportsline USA.
to Sports by peterb
Saturday
Mar 13, 1999
Awwwww, won't you let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round.
to Sex by peterb
For years, I've searched for ways to profit off of the death and misery of others. Perhaps the viatical settlement is my big chance?
to Economics by peterb
Perhaps you've wondered what kind of person creates online comic strips about computer geeks. Now you can find out. Make sure you don't miss his poetry, either.
to Comics by peterb
Tuesday
Mar 9, 1999
Now, rather than wandering the web aimlessly until you luck out, you can find out which operas are playing in Milan (or any other music event in any other city in the world) at a glance.
to Music by peterb
Saturday
Mar 6, 1999
Find out just how pissed off Italians are about Marine Captain Ashby being found not guilty of involuntary manslaughter.
to Media by peterb
Monday
Mar 1, 1999
An interesting smorgasbord of very well processed nudes intermixed with things like interesting and accurate articles about layer 2 telco technologies such as DS1/T1 service.
to Culture by peterb
Really, more men should try to figure out what the best position to have sex in is, given their needs. Ejaculation control? MIN please!
to Sex by peterb
Friday
Feb 26, 1999
Ever see the guy who walks back and forth downtown with a sandwich board decrying the powers-that-be for stealing his soul? Well, now he has a web site.
to Politics by peterb
Tuesday
Feb 9, 1999
Foxy is as Foxy does.
to Sex by peterb
Thursday
Feb 4, 1999
An excellent article on the legality of creating and using emulators.
to Computing by peterb
Monday
Feb 1, 1999
Hacking Barney.
to Robotics by peterb
Remember that guy in your class who took too much acid and was convinced that "Sesame Street" was beamed directly from the Orbital Mind Control Lasers? Well, now he works at Transparency.. Interesting essays on the psychology of TV, cinema, and other popular media.
to Culture by peterb
Friday
Jan 29, 1999
Artificial intelligence applied to solve your everday problems at Forum 2000.
to Computing by peterb
For when you need a more alternative web directory, conveniently organized like an existing one.
to Web by peterb
Cows! With guns!
COWS! WITH GUNS!
to Politics by peterb
Thursday
Jan 28, 1999
Be sure to show this web page to your girlfriend.
to Sex by peterb
Look, I know you think that you hate the TeleTubbies, but the fact is that if you ever breed, your children are going to watch it, and before you know it, you're going to like it. So you may as well try to protect yourself before it is too late.
to Television by peterb
Wednesday
Jan 27, 1999
Don't sit around wondering what type of drugs to take when listening to Motorhead! Ask Lemmy!
to Music by peterb
On my planet, all the magazines are like Chickenhead.
to Humor by peterb
Monday
Jan 25, 1999
Data mining in action. Find out how much the world values you when you construct your own public opinion poll.
to Memetics by peterb
The ever vigilant Cheese Reporter brings you up to the minute news on events such as the World Cheese Contest.
to Food by peterb
Saturday
Jan 23, 1999
I was always dissapointed as a kid that my favorite Japanese movie monster Gamera never fought Godzilla. But now, there's strange fan fictionto come to my rescue. Remember, "Godzilla vs. Gamera" is a trademark of Matt Lutes. I'm sure neither Daiei Corp., Toho Corp., or Sony have a problem with that.
to Movies by peterb
Wednesday
Jan 20, 1999
The article may be about testicular cancer but the photograph is begging for a better caption.
to Sex by peterb
Tuesday
Jan 19, 1999
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
to Linguistics by peterb
Monday
Jan 18, 1999
You know, it's important to realize that folks with embarrassing viral conditions need love too.
to Sex by peterb
There's no reason to be blue when you can be a part of Tonya's life.
to Culture by peterb
Tuesday
Jan 12, 1999
Stop wallowing in your own self-pity! Try wallowing in someone else's for a while. "Net Loss" is PigDog Journal's special report on the breakup of "Net Celebrity" Kim Rollins and NeXT/MacOS X Server software company OmniGroup founder Will Shipley. After going through this sad vale of tears, you may feel the urge to bathe.
to Culture by peterb
Monday
Jan 11, 1999
For the hacker who has everything except the ability to take your laptop on a trip without 10 damn CD's from games that require them to start even though they installed 640 megabytes on your hard drive, be sure to visit Fravia's Pages of Reverse Engineering. Everything you need to start retroactively improving the software you've paid for.
to Computing by peterb
Saturday
Jan 9, 1999
US Web founder steps down because of his campaign to prove that many high tech advances, such as semiconductors, came from aliens.
to Wackos by peterb
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