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| Thursday Mar 2, 2000 | Borges is not Tulse Luper. Borges was Borges. Tulse Luper is Tulse Luper, or maybe Peter Greenaway, or maybe paul.m. And these may be his
suitcases. to Conspiracy by penth |
| Monday Oct 18, 1999 | I had access to cable television for five days last week. Every time I surfed past one of the Christian-identitified stations, it seemed I had a 50-50 chance of running into an ad, or preview (RealVideo), or behind-the-scenes promo for The Omega Code. With that kind of media blitz from its producers at the Trinity Broadcast Network, perhaps it's not too suprising that the Revelations- and Bible Code-based sci-fi flick had a #10 weekend opening on Variety's list. (Boffo BO in Oklahoma; the flick's only on 305 screens in the Bible Belt, Midwest, and southern California.)
However, doesn't having an Omega Code website at www.microsoftstore.com qualify as yet another sign of the Apocolypse?
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| Monday Sep 20, 1999 | Real Men don't quote Keats. According to these fellas, you should be brushing up your Lenin, Malcolm X, and LBJ instead. And you'd better know how to talk about poker.
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| Wednesday Aug 4, 1999 | Every time I see another "sign up for your free computer" scheme touted in the media, I wonder how long it will be before we're all Nearly Roadkill.
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| Monday Aug 2, 1999 | It's yet another slashdot-style site, but this one's devoted to gaming for women. They aren't so excited by Lara Croft, and don't even think of mentioning PMS. to Games by penth |
| So, you're in the middle of the chukkar and pull a flat. Dammit! But at least you didn't get a mallet in your spokes. Welcome to the world of bicycle polo, which has to be seen to be understood -- or perhaps not. Anyway, it looks like a fun way to tear up golf courses and football fields. to Sports by penth |
| Thursday Jul 29, 1999 | Well, Ms. or Mr. Intelligent Computer User, you look just like the right kind of person who should be shopping for a cash machine. And wouldn't you love an attractive case and matching accessories to go with it? to Commerce by penth |
| Wednesday Jul 28, 1999 | "She struggled against me, just enough to look like a struggle but not enough to actually thwart my evil Britney Spears aims. Her whole Britney Spears body was writhing and undulating, and her Britney Spears boobs were jiggling back and forth across her Britney Spears chest, as I ran a piece of Britney Spears rope lightly around her Britney Spears wrist...." may be the funniest piece of spider bait exer posted by a lying, sleazy porn site operator ever. to Humor by penth |
| Funny thing about finite populations... hardcore computer users seem to have them in much larger (sometimes inverse) proportions to the general population. Thus, there may be no end to the number of people who love ugly or hate cute. to Computing by penth |
| Friday Jul 16, 1999 | You know, when *I* see a URL that ends with Sanfrancisco/GLBRC.html, I think "Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Resource Center?" But the folks at IBM have a different idea, and it's boring as hell. to Commerce by penth |
| Tuesday Jul 6, 1999 | Some people see rope art as a means of wrapping bottles or making large sculptures in one of several Japanese traditions. Of course, San Franciscans have their own uses for beautiful rope. But this guy's rope fetish doesn't even have to involve other sentient beings. to Art by penth |
| Thursday Jun 17, 1999 | So, I'll be missing YAPC because I'm working on Frameline's 23rd International Gay & Lesbian Film Festival. But everybody in Pitttsburgh will at least get to see the Festival Trailer. Like the festival t-shirts, the trailer comes in small (1.2 mb), medium (3.0 mb) , large (13 mb) , and my favorite: Castro clone (3.1 mb). to Movies by penth |
| Sunday May 30, 1999 | So, this studio executive asks Dan Rosen whether he has any ideas for a film starring the Olsen Twins™. Well, says Dan, how about a remake of M? Too bad his festival hit The Curve (f/k/a Dead Man's Curve) went direct to video.
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| Monday Mar 1, 1999 | There's only one way to avoid being suckered by the
Bastard Operator from Hell's
Excuse of the Day:
Read the Frigging Manual!
to Computing by penth |
| Friday Feb 26, 1999 | How many ways can you fudge your absolute
statements? Rip a page from
The Curmudgeon's Stylebook. to Linguistics by penth |
| Thursday Feb 4, 1999 | Did someone stomp on your Tamagotchi, which is now pushing up daisies? What you need is a digital pet rock. to Gadgets by penth |
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