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| Friday Feb 3, 2006 | A truly all-powerful being would be capable of anything. to Religion by nucleus |
| Tuesday Nov 15, 2005 | As if being sent to war on false prestenses wasn't enough. As if insurance and investment scams aimed at active duty soldiers wern't enough. Now soldier's familes are being scammed as well ... to Economics by nucleus |
| Friday Aug 26, 2005 | There is the familiar state by state map, used to divide Americans; the county by county map, preferred by republicans (every wonder why they are red?); the backwards map, where red and blue are inadvertently switched; the electoral vote map; a more accurate county map that uses purple to reflect percentages; cartograms of population, electoral votes, purple cartograms; even 3-dimensional voter maps. The only thing missing is representation of the 39% that didn't vote, who number more than those who voted for either Bush or Gore. to Cartography by nucleus |
| Thursday Aug 25, 2005 | While Googling 'White House Lies' I found cartoons, books and evidence of web-scrubbing, a term that seems to have been created directly in response to White House actions. to Web by nucleus |
| There are many theories of intelligent design. to Science by nucleus |
| Monday Jul 25, 2005 | Bouncers, bouncers, everywhere, from nightclubs to nurserys, networks to naughty (watch out for the pop-ups), there are even virtual bouncers. But if you really want to get bounced, all you need to do is just lay there. to Toys by nucleus |
| Friday Jul 15, 2005 | For those who have an SUV that will never see a trail, rocks or mud, we have just the product for you. to Fashion by nucleus |
| Wednesday Jul 13, 2005 | Let's play Truth or Consequences! to Politics by nucleus |
| First there was the butt lift. Now there is anal bleaching. What's next? Botox for a wrinkled sphincter? to Culture by nucleus |
| Wednesday Jun 29, 2005 | In response to KELO v. CITY OF NEW LONDON, in which the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that the government has the right to take the property of a private landowner and give it to a private corporation as an act of Eminent Domain, Freestar Media, a video production company trying to break into commercial television with a reality show that 'advances freedom', is trying to use the court ruling to condemn Justice David Souter's house to make room for a "Lost Liberty Hotel" featuring a "Just Desserts Cafe". to Law by nucleus |
| Sunday Jun 26, 2005 | Watch and Pray. to Religion by nucleus |
| Calculate the size of your global footprint. to Culture by nucleus |
| Monday May 30, 2005 | What do you get when you combine environmental sensibility, waste products of the world's most populous nation and capitalsitic idealism? Why, Chopstick Eco-Art, of course. to Culture by nucleus |
| American
ingenuity has brought sanitary engineering to new heights. to Culture by nucleus |
| Tuesday Apr 5, 2005 | Too busy for Church? No more excuses - the online confessional is now open. to Religion by nucleus |
| Saturday Mar 19, 2005 |
Charlie's Angels,
move over. to Culture by nucleus |
| Saturday Feb 19, 2005 | Get out your twanger and play with your balls. to Television by nucleus |
| Thursday Feb 17, 2005 | When we think of Barbie, we don't think of shrimp, or Klaus. We don't think of the BDO or BLO. Yet Barbie clearly permeates our society, from knock-offs with attitude to sports marketing. People collect them, idolize them, hate them, burn them and more. Barbie is clearly the perfect cultural icon for the plastic values of America. to Culture by nucleus |
| If you were a Barbie, which messed-up version would you be? to Culture by nucleus |
| What do you get when you combine the crass commercialism of American Culture with the desperation of a economically, militarily and culturally repressed people? A new doll, of course. to Culture by nucleus |
| Wednesday Feb 16, 2005 | While Google Maps is clearly intended to expand revenue with paid placement, creative searches reveal surprisingly accurate results. Try searching for asshole, dickhead or institutionalized economic repression in Washinton D.C. This kind of accuracy is no joke.
to Cartography by nucleus |
| Thursday Feb 10, 2005 | No car? No Home? No collateral for loan? Bad debt? No problem, no repayments. All we want is your soul. to Commerce by nucleus |
| Sunday Jan 2, 2005 | Some people have a need for speed. Others just want to see how fast they can go. to Technology by nucleus |
| Thursday Dec 30, 2004 | Need a bride? You can get one from Russia, Latin America or the Philippines. There's even a warehouse to browse. Need a husband? Now ladies can shop online, too. to Culture by nucleus |
| Friday Dec 10, 2004 | No, it's not Best Match. It's Beast Match. to Culture by nucleus |
| Saturday Oct 30, 2004 | War Corporatism is the new Fascism. to Politics by nucleus |
| Tuesday Aug 31, 2004 | Diamonds are forever. to Culture by nucleus |
| Sunday Jul 11, 2004 | Nobody,
especially
linguists,
seem able to
agree
on just
how
many
words
the
Eskimos
have for
snow. to Linguistics by nucleus |
| Tuesday Dec 23, 2003 | According to the latest and most scientific polling system, Saddam Hussein is more popular than George W. Bush. While this doesn't necessarily mean that Arnold Schwarzenegger will ever be president, it does make it clear that this candidate would be unbeatable in any presidental race.
to Politics by nucleus |
| Wednesday Nov 12, 2003 | Corporate sponsorship of athletic events has gone too far.
to Sports by nucleus |
| Monday Nov 3, 2003 | Both men and women have come to rely on a variety of support products for comfort, health and safety. Now there are products to support your vanity as well. to Fashion by nucleus |
| Sunday Oct 19, 2003 | Forget Where's Waldo, it's time to play Find the Boeing. to Conspiracy by nucleus |
| Thursday Jul 3, 2003 | Has movie merchandising gone too far? to Commerce by nucleus |
| Monday Jun 30, 2003 | Used clothing is popular and inexpensive. There are even companies that export it around the world. But there are some kinds of used clothing that I can't imagine anyone
buying ... to Commerce by nucleus |
| Monday Apr 7, 2003 | How much are your testicles worth? to Business by nucleus |
| Friday Mar 7, 2003 | Researchers around the world are studying basic elements. Some even try to create new ones.
There is a great deal of prestige associated with the discovery and naming of new elements. Some even go too far in their quest for glory. Now scientists have announced the discovery of the heaviest element known to science. to Science by nucleus |
| Saturday Mar 1, 2003 | Do you like beer? For afficanados, there are reviews by continent and brand, virtual pubs for when you can't get out, pub crawling guides to help you plan a truly forgettable evening, puzzles, games and even hangover cures. Yet despite this tremendous wealth of information, there remains one basic problem ... to Beverages by nucleus |
| Friday Feb 28, 2003 | Create your own National Budget with the National Budget Simulator. Now if only we could vote on it ...
to Politics by nucleus |
| Wednesday Jan 29, 2003 | Z O O M to Science by nucleus |
| Friday Dec 20, 2002 | Is depleted uranium from US tank rounds a violation of the No First Use Policy? to Warfare by nucleus |
| Web personas range from one extreme to the other. to Web by nucleus |
| Saturday Apr 20, 2002 | There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.
to Sex by nucleus |
| Thursday Apr 11, 2002 | Art is shit.
to Art by nucleus |
| Friday Oct 19, 2001 | What does Afghanistan have in common with Haiti,
Japan,
Zaire,
Germany,
China
and the rest of the world? to History by nucleus |
| How to win friends and
influence people.
to Conspiracy by nucleus |
| Thursday Oct 18, 2001 | The DOD claims that the NMD is ABM compliant. They apparently never bother to read the treaty. to Warfare by nucleus |
| Terrorists do not have a monopoly on weapons of terror. to Warfare by nucleus |
| Wednesday Oct 17, 2001 | The web is more than an open library of chemical weapons formulas such as sarin and VX, it's also a source for spores suitable for building biological weapons.
to Web by nucleus |
| Tuesday Oct 16, 2001 | Scared by Anthrax? Imagine the effects of Smallpox as a biological weapon ...
to Warfare by nucleus |
| Friday Oct 12, 2001 | Vice is nice but incest is best. to Sex by nucleus |
| Thursday Aug 30, 2001 | Just imagine what you could do with a giant magnifying glass ... to Flash by nucleus |
| Thursday Jul 26, 2001 | Modern science has finally developed a theory to explain Geriatric Migration. to Science by nucleus |
| Wednesday Jul 25, 2001 | The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature. to Flash by nucleus |
| Friday Jul 20, 2001 | It only takes a second to go from the
top
to the
bottom.
It doesn't take much longer than that to become the subject of a web
parody.
to Culture by nucleus |
| Wednesday Jul 4, 2001 | Barbie porn I can understand, but LEGO porn? What's next - G.I. Joe porn?
to Sex by nucleus |
| Tuesday Jun 12, 2001 | While technology provides
many
harmless
forms of
stress
relief, technology itself may be a primary cause of
stress. to Technology by nucleus |
| After thousands of sleepless nights, dozens of lost jobs, a failed marriage, children whose names and
faces I can't remember and friends who don't recogonize me anymore, I have finally come to the
end.
to Culture by nucleus |
| Thursday Jun 7, 2001 | Who let the dogs out?
to Flash by nucleus |
| Wednesday Jun 6, 2001 | Nuclear technology is
safe,
right?
If I
were
you, I
wouldn't
get too
comfortable.
to Technology by nucleus |
| What does G.O.P. stand for? Why,
Gas,
Oil, and
Plutonium, of course. to Politics by nucleus |
| Tuesday Jun 5, 2001 | You
can
do
many
things
with
magnets. to Science by nucleus |
| Drop a nuke wherever you want. to Cartography by nucleus |
| Monday Jun 4, 2001 | These
days
everybody,
and
I
mean
everybody,
from
Atheists
to
programmers,
has
a
manifesto.
to Philosophy by nucleus |
| Every culture has their own Ritual Objects: the
Olmecs,
Maya,
Hebrews
and Buddhists,
even drug addicts
and cosmologists. to Culture by nucleus |
| If faux fur is politically correct, what about faux Boxsters,
Beatles,
cheese,
football,
Girl Scout cookies,
securities,
and reality? to Culture by nucleus |
| Nuke the moon,
the Web,
the Hamptons,
Hollywood,
Canada,
the family
or the U.S.A.
to Warfare by nucleus |
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