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| Monday Jan 22, 2001 | So you promised to move to Canada
if Bush
won. Unlike your
friends, you actually meant it.
Unfortunately, they don't let just anybody in. They have
standards.
Even worse, there are a bunch of people who
don't want you at all.
Good luck! to Government by magus |
| Saturday Oct 28, 2000 | Admit it. You used to play Dungeons & Dragons,
and your mom threw out all your cool rulebooks when you went
to college. Maybe you bought the fancy new
third edition rules
recently, but it just isn't the same. Fortunately for you,
Wizards of the Coast
is releasing all of the classic rulebooks and adventures
online,
many of them for free.
Now you don't have to hang around flea markets to pick up
what Mom threw away. to Games by magus |
| Monday Mar 20, 2000 | If you're like me, you think
cute women
wearing glasses can be pretty sexy. And if you're not
like me, then you're a goddamn freak and should maybe
get help. to Art by magus |
| Saturday Jan 8, 2000 | There's only one thing worse than math jokes, and that's physics jokes. to Humor by magus |
| You've heard of math rock, but how about high energy physics rock? Les Horribles Cernettes claim to be the one and only high energy rock band, loved by tens of thousands of high energy physicists worldwide. They can't be too bad; after all, they even have a fan club. to Music by magus |
| Some things just naturally go together, like peanut butter and chocolate, eggs and bacon, Sonny and Cher, and Battlestar Galactica and the Republican Party. to Wackos by magus |
| Support America's first Gen-X presidential candidate. Even if he's horrible as a president, it'll be worth it just to hear him say "Dude, this rocks!" at the inauguration. to Politics by magus |
| Are you outraged that our country is sliding into moral decay? Get out your big black hat and belt buckle, join the Puritan Party, and help bring back the long lost art of witchburning. to Politics by magus |
| Sick of the Democrats and the Republicans? Maybe you'd like to try the Pansexual Peace Party, which wants to promote positive political progress and the partnership paradigm through prurient propaganda, and perhaps also pick a peck of pickled peppers. to Politics by magus |
| Fight the tyranny of gendered pronouns with the Gender-Neutral Pronoun Faq. And if you ever see the author, be sure tell em what you thought. to Linguistics by magus |
| Tuesday Sep 28, 1999 | Brain in a tank! Thing in a jar! Weird stuff in glass to impress your friends and make them worry about you! to Gadgets by magus |
| I think they're trying to sell email addresses, but I still don't understand the cow. to Web by magus |
| Hideously overpackaged media monstrosity or clever little Letterman prank? I don't know about these things. All I know is that you've gotta be fresh to fresh with the Fresh, er, what was it again? to Music by magus |
| Saturday Jul 31, 1999 | Remember internet cafes? Sure, they were big for a while, but there was just something missing from the "browse the web while sipping latte" business plan. Clearly, the wave of the future is the internet steakhouse. to Food by magus |
| Tuesday Jul 27, 1999 | Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the CMU NASD project has released the source code to their network-attached secure disk prototype. Now you too can pretend that your computer is really an intelligent disk drive attached directly and securely to the network, without any pesky general-purpose machines in the way. to Computing by magus |
| Monday May 24, 1999 | After a few years and a few million dollars worth
of fancy office toys, there's finally a demo for
Daikatana
available.
"Hi, the Quake3 Arena test came out, so we had to
rush something out the door FAST." to Games by magus |
| Wednesday May 19, 1999 | There have been several news stories recently
discussing pirated movies on the internet. Somehow
I don't think they meant
this. to Movies by magus |
| Friday May 7, 1999 | Want to be able to saturate a 100Mbit network link
without using up more than 2% of your processor?
InterProphet
has ethernet cards that'll do just
that.
Their boards do TCP processing so your machine doesn't
have to, and they claim it'll scale to let you
saturate a gigabit link with 5% of your processor.
to Computing by magus |
| Thursday May 6, 1999 | Sick of how email gets your messages to their
desired recipients quickly and for free? Well,
UPS has a
solution
for your problems. Remember, it's more expensive
than email, so it must be better. to Web by magus |
| Wednesday Apr 28, 1999 | Ever wondered why there wasn't some sort of
real-life Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Well,
now there is.
Sure, it's probably a cheesy
marketing gimmick, but at least it's kinda cute.
And hey, you can learn all about valuable things like
moustaches
and bra burning. to Web by magus |
| Monday Apr 19, 1999 | Are you puzzled by all the complicated male-oriented
Y2K survival guides out there? Do you believe that
women need an explanation that stays away from
confusing, hard-to-understand things like
technology, and focuses on emotions and the family?
If so,
Y2K for Women
should be nice and comforting. to Reference by magus |
| Saturday Apr 10, 1999 | So you're the new CEO of a hot young online commerce
company. Your IPO's coming up soon. What do you
wish for? Loyal customers, rave reviews, piles of
money? Well, how about
boycotts,
class action lawsuits,
and a
webring
devoted to sites that hate you? to Commerce by magus |
| Need to satisfy your capitalist urges and buy
one of those shiny new iMacs or G3 towers? Make
sure you check
deal-mac for the
latest good deals around the web first.
And if you just want some PC hardware,
deal-pc might be
a good idea.
to Commerce by magus |
| Wednesday Jan 6, 1999 | Admit it, you secretly hate most of the web.
Well, so do these folks.
They're just more organized about it than you are. to Web by magus |
| There's an ass fetish
joke somewhere here, but I'm not going to be the one to make it. to Gadgets by magus |
| Wednesday Dec 16, 1998 | Careful with that
massage oil,
Eugene. to Books by magus |
| Exciting new
candy trend
or just a pathetic
attempt at relevance? to Food by magus |
| Jesus may not have come back yet, but at least he's
on the web. to Religion by magus |
| Thursday Sep 24, 1998 | Sure, you can hate the world if you want. Maybe
it's better to leave the hating to
professionals,
though.
to Web by magus |
| Tuesday Sep 22, 1998 | Don't need money? Just want to support that raging
liquor habit and maybe teach a few kids in the
process? Then move to
Siberia.
to Finance by magus |
| Monday Sep 21, 1998 | There's brand loyalty, and then there's
psychosis.
to Wackos by magus |
| Great breakthroughs have been made in directed
semantic extraction from extensive works of
high-level technical discourse. Translation:
sometimes it's hard to figure out what the hell
an academic paper
is really saying. to Humor by magus |
| Friday Sep 18, 1998 | Know your cavity search procedures.
Remember, knowing is half the battle. Especially
when the battle's smuggling a few condoms full of
china white across the border. to Web by magus |
| One man's
beautiful visualization of math is
another man's drug-fueled dorm-room poster art.
to Web by magus |
| What good is a fancy-shmancy PalmPilot if you can't use
it to play Zork
while waiting in line at the bank?
to Games by magus |
| Do some background
reading
now, and maybe your plans for world domination
won't be foiled so easily. to Humor by magus |
| Pointers to all the, er,
copyright-impaired video and audio you might want on the net. Get it
before the recording industry squashes 'em
like a bug.
to Web by magus |
| Penrose tiling might be math,
but at least it makes pretty pictures.
to Science by magus |
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