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Saturday
Jun 22, 2002
According to a very credible news source the Vatican has enlisted Robo Priests to help to "short-circuit sex scandals". There's even the to ability absolve your sins online!
to Humor by laurel
Friday
Jun 21, 2002
WiFinder is a search engine that allows you to locate public and commercial wireless access points in the US, Canada, and other countries.
to Technology by laurel
Saturday
Feb 16, 2002
Some people love their pets a bit too much.
to Pets by laurel
Sunday
Feb 10, 2002
Yet another way to satisfy your Settlers of Catan craving is to play WanCatan. This network friendly game supports multiuser play much better than NetSet and also allows you to play the Cities and Knights and Seafarers expansions simultaneously. Additionally, you can use the chat client Wanna Catan to allow you to seek other people to play with. There is even a ranking system.
to Games by laurel
Thursday
Dec 20, 2001
If you're a Programming Languages geek, or even if you just want some example code for a given language, check out Michael Neumann's 362 examples in 116 programming languges.
to Computing by laurel
Tuesday
Dec 18, 2001
V.S. Ramachandran is one of the leading researchers of phantom limb pain. Scientists used to think the reason people experienced pain in their amputated limbs was because of nerves that were not fully severed, and would do further amputations to treat the problem. (Which didn't help at all). Through his research, Ramachandran discovered that what was actually happening was that the brain's map of the body was incorrectly remapped. After publishing his theory, he started getting all kinds of letters from people, including some very weird ones about people who experience orgasms in their feet (which might explain where foot fetishes come from). While working with one patient, Ramachandran came up with a very ingenious solution using a simple configuration of mirrors to teach the brain the correct mappings.
to Science by laurel
Tuesday
Nov 20, 2001
"We are the Legos who say 'Ni!'"
to Humor by laurel
Sunday
Nov 18, 2001
If you are a fan of the Robo Rally board game, you'll be happy to learn that an online version of the game exists.
to Games by laurel
Thursday
Sep 13, 2001
Another way you can help is by donating computer equipment and services, since the Red Cross is having a tough time dealing with this enormous task with only paper based systems.
to Technology by laurel
Thursday
Aug 23, 2001
Girl Genius is a wonderful comic by Studio Foglio. It's got Giant steam-powered robots, fantastic airships, bizarre creatures, and a really cute steampunk heroine named Agatha. They've also created a strategy card game called The Works which contains themes from the game.
to Comics by laurel
Monday
Aug 20, 2001
Am I Right has an amusing collection of misheard lyrics and song parodies.
to Humor by laurel
Sunday
Aug 12, 2001
I bet you've always wanted to know how to hold a seance, book a stripper, fake an irish accent, or the qualifications for donating sperm. So You Wanna has these oddities and others.
to Internet by laurel
Wednesday
Jun 27, 2001
Aristotle was reincarnated as a bear! Who knew. He's available to answer any philosophical quesitons you might have about the Bear-nevolent universe.
to Philosophy by laurel
Friday
Jun 8, 2001
You probably use chess terms all the time without knowing what they really mean.
to Games by laurel
Even as a Muslim, you too can get rich quick in an Islamically Correct® way.
to Finance by laurel
Thursday
May 31, 2001
Students and researchers affiliated with Trinity College have built some Fire Fighting Robots to compete in yearly competitions. While they're not quite ready to put out fires in your home, they are getting much better each year.
to Robotics by laurel
Tuesday
May 22, 2001
Instead of dedicating your spare computation cycles to breaking encyrption or searching for extraterrestrial life, why not help cure cancer?
to Health by laurel
Monday
Apr 9, 2001
Dear All Other Countries (But Especially China): I'm sorry about my stupid fucking president.
to Humor by laurel
Sunday
Apr 1, 2001
You can now power and control your sewing machine with your Game Boy. I always thought there was something missing from my Singer experience.
to Fashion by laurel
Tuesday
Mar 27, 2001
Wouldn't it be great if you could customize your Magic 8 Ball?
to Humor by laurel
Friday
Mar 16, 2001
Stem Cell Research has been shown to be amazingly useful to scientists for fighting disease, extending life, and otherwise bringing us one step closer to understanding ourselves. Currently, President Bush is wavering on whether to continue to give federal support to stem cell research. He has a deadline of Mar 15, but it is still worth giving your opinion by contacting the Whitehouse comment line if you are able.
to Politics by laurel
Monday
Mar 12, 2001
Well, you can get certified in linux, aquafitness, or Reflexology. Why not certification for being a bitch?
to Humor by laurel
Tuesday
Mar 6, 2001
Dork Tower is a wonderful comic drawn by John Kovalic. It's a humourous story about the trials and tribulations of a bunch of gamers. Unlike other comics about gaming, you don't need to read a news page to get the punchline. If you don't have time to go through the online archive or buy the graphic novel it's at least worth checking out the t-shirts John has designed, as well as his editorial cartoons.
to Comics by laurel
Tuesday
Feb 27, 2001
Imagine if Abraham Lincoln were trapped in managerial hell and had to brief the Gettysburg address.
to Humor by laurel
Monday
Feb 12, 2001
The Orwellian nightmare has reached maturation, as people are readily exchanging privacy for a false sense of safety. Whereify Inc has released a Personal Locator device that lets a parent (and the police) know where their child or elderly family member is at any time. At least you can take the device off, which is not the case with locator implants.
to Culture by laurel
Wednesday
Jan 24, 2001
Jim Studt has used his Lego Mindstorms to create a robot that shakes a Magic 8 Ball. You can ask it a question via a script, and it will show you the results on a webcam.
to Robotics by laurel
Monday
Jan 22, 2001
User is a new comic by Devin Grayson. It's about a girl who realizes the line between fantasy and reality is quite thin. As Grayson puts it: "As ... two worlds collide, the story winds through issues of gender identity, post-modern isolation, spiritual malady and the abiding human desire for belonging and connection."
to Comics by laurel
Neil Gaiman has released a new graphic novel called The Last Temptation that he co-wrote with Alice Cooper, based on his album with the same title. It's drawn by Michael Zulli, also of DC Vertigo fame.
to Comics by laurel
Wednesday
Jan 17, 2001
While you've seen the types of things the Center For Disease Control does via the media, you probably didn't know that an effort has been made to educate children on tough subjects, like rabies and birth defects. In fact, the CDC is so concerned about what children know with regard to their mission that they've developed infectious diseases trading cards. Some of the best include Anthrax, Mumps, Pink Eye, and Small Pox.
to Government by laurel
Tuesday
Jan 2, 2001
The Robotics Constructor is a versatile robotics simulator that allows one to try out different robotic designs within a variety of terrains and hazards. This site was spawned from the Royal Institute's Robotic Lecture Series.
to Robotics by laurel
Monday
Jan 1, 2001
"I'm wearing second hand hats / Second hand clothes / That's why they call me / Second Hand Rose"
to Fashion by laurel
Wednesday
Dec 27, 2000
The CONRO project is one of the first efforts to create miniature, self-reconfigurable robots. You can look at some simulations on their website. Stanford is doing similar resesarch on their Polypod robot which uses a modular approach for its reconfiguration.
to Robotics by laurel
Tuesday
Nov 28, 2000
If you're sick of sterotypical Greeting cards, Heretic Cards may be a great option for you. In particular, the Rational Inquirer, Path to Atheism, and Greetings from Hell cards are enough to brighten up anyone's dismal day.
to Humor by laurel
Monday
Nov 20, 2000
Hey Ladies - do you want to know how to snare a mad scientist? Perhaps you feel sympathetic to these men. Still shy you say? You should try the classified ads. Or maybe you should leave him a gift on his doorstep after you stalk him for awhile.
to Humor by laurel
Sunday
Nov 19, 2000
Ever wonder what a theatrical trailer for Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game might be like? The Philotic Web (the official fan site) also has art and music inspired by the Enderverse.
to Books by laurel
Friday
Nov 17, 2000
Sewing.org is a fantastic website that contains many frequently asked questions about sewing. These topics range from Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Zippers (but were afraid to ask?) to Men's Pants.
to Fashion by laurel
Sunday
Nov 12, 2000
Am I Goth or not?
to Internet by laurel
Monday
Oct 30, 2000
Elves are not just for the fantasy genre anymore. Milind Tambe and his colleagues at The University of Southern California have done some fascinating work with intelligent agents (aka "elves") that can coordinate with other elves to schedule meetings, order meals, and track other users of the system using GPS devices.
to Computing by laurel
Wednesday
Oct 25, 2000
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the re-release of The Exorcist coupled with the broadcast of a TV documentary called "Possessed" would create a new wave of reported demonic possessions. Elizabeth Loftus and other scientists at the University of Washington have done some fascinating research that indicates one should be wary of supposed repressed memories.
to Memetics by laurel
Tuesday
Oct 24, 2000
Want to win a million dollars by proving that minesweeper can (or can't) be solved in polynomial time? The Clay Mathematics Institute offers this challenge along with seven others in its hopes to popularize mathematics.
to Science by laurel
Thursday
Oct 19, 2000
It is a time of rebirth for old school roleplaying geeks. Not only do we get a new version of the venerable Dungeons & Dragons game, but the long rumored Dungeons & Dragons Movie is being released on December 8th. All this only one year before the release of the Lord of the Rings movie and it's enough to send a geek into orgasmic catatonia.
to Games by laurel
Is your boss getting you down? The Napalm Pilot by 3-Bomb may be the solution for you.
to Humor by laurel
Tuesday
Sep 19, 2000
What would happen if Diablo met The Sims?
to Games by laurel
Tuesday
Aug 29, 2000
MathWorld is a fantastic interactive encyclopedia devoted to a variey of topics such as Discrete Math, Calculus, and Statistics. The author of the site is Encyclopedist Eric Weisstein, who has contributed to a variety of other neat projects.
to Science by laurel
Wednesday
Aug 16, 2000
Hey Ma, NASA says video games are good for me. So quit your nagging and let me play!
to Games by laurel
Sunday
Jul 16, 2000
This guy has too much time on his hands. He has catagorized ALL of the 12 Days of Christmas parodies there ever were, including one a friend and I wrote. I especially like the Twin Peaks and Spaceghost variants.
to Music by laurel
Tuesday
Jul 11, 2000
By helping the FBI stop espionage you can get up to $500,000. I'm happy to see my tax dollars are being put to good use.
to Law by laurel
Monday
Jul 10, 2000
I'm glad the acapella band Da Vinci's Notebook is around to tell me what is cool and not cool.
to Music by laurel
Tuesday
Jul 4, 2000
Movies like "Blink" and "At First Sight" gave us a fictional inkling of how surgery might be used to help a blind person see. Optobionics has begun to turn this fictional idea into a reality by being the first to implant artificial retinas (made of silicon chips) into blind patients. Bring on the Diamond Age.
to Science by laurel
Friday
Jun 30, 2000
Terry Moore, creator of the popular comic Strangers In Paradise, has put some of his non-mainstream strips on the web. While they're not quite ready for syndication, they are fun to read.
to Comics by laurel
Sunday
Jun 18, 2000
If you're ever planning a wedding, you might try something beyond the traditional and have a Roman ceremony.
to History by laurel
Wednesday
Jun 7, 2000
"Gaydar" used to be a word that meant one could easily identify people who are gay. Now it's an electronic device that will beep (or vibrate) when within 50 feet of another Gaydar equipped person.
to Culture by laurel
Monday
May 29, 2000
The Houston Chronicle has an archive of all the syndicated strips that gave tribute to Charles Shultz. Snoopy.com also has a number of more personal tributes.
to Comics by laurel
Thursday
May 25, 2000
Urban Decay is a california based cosmetic company started by the co-founder of Cisco Systems. Their makeup features eyeliners such as "Mildew" and "Stray dog", lipsticks called "Oil Slick", "Roach", and "Smog", and foundation products (aka coverup) called "Hallucination" and "Mirage".
to Fashion by laurel
Wednesday
May 17, 2000
Jessica Bayliss is doing some fascinating research with brain-computer interfaces that can help paralyzed people use household applicances with a mere thought.
to Science by laurel
Thursday
May 4, 2000
This guy likes to tell strange tales about his life, including such gems as giving his cat an enema and details of a "Drag Queen Traffic Mishap". All stories are accompanied by crayon illustrations.
to Humor by laurel
Monday
Apr 24, 2000
Some people into polyamory are unhappy about love songs that are "chauvinistically geared toward monogamous relationships." This page contains some modifications of those songs.
to Culture by laurel
Unlike the rest of the Americian Comic Book industry, Cerebus is a consistent, compelling story that spans 300 issues, begun in 1977 and ending in 2004. Dave Sim has been writing, drawing characters, and independently producing it the entire time, and has served as inspiration to the likes of Neil Gaiman. Put down that copy of Wolverine and pick up a real comic book.
to Comics by laurel
Tuesday
Apr 4, 2000
There are some people who like rubber chickens, and then there are some people who really like rubber chickens.
to Humor by laurel
The Happy Scotsman's Page O' Kilt Liftin' Fun includes a page o' fun things to do with monkeys and why both Americans and Canadians are retards.
to Humor by laurel
Monday
Mar 27, 2000
80-212: The Philosophy of Masturbation
to Sex by laurel
Sunday
Mar 19, 2000
Ever wonder what it's like to be God? (Like The Sims and Dungeon Keeper aren't enough.)
to Religion by laurel
Friday
Mar 10, 2000
Theforce.net wants you to "use the force, dude" by watching this short animation by Dude Studios. Requires shockwave.
to Humor by laurel
Friday
Mar 3, 2000
BiZcotti is The Onion of the entertainment industry. It features top entertainment news stories, like how Kirk Cameron is slated to direct Terminator 3 and Christina Aguilera will mediate a mideastern peace summit on MTV's new show 'Chill'.
to Humor by laurel
Tuesday
Feb 22, 2000
The Mormons can help you overcome your desire to masturbate by "curing you of your difficulty" with this guide to self control. But you must always remember: Satan Never Gives Up!
to Sex by laurel
Friday
Feb 18, 2000
Even though it's in Swedish, you can watch Heather Lundquist's hamster giving birth live later tonight.
to Pets by laurel
Friday
Feb 11, 2000
The Bad Breath Resource Center has all kinds of useful information, including why you should clean your tongue and how to eliminate "doggy breath".
to Health by laurel
Saturday
Jan 22, 2000
Dr. Lillian Scwartz, (who looks a bit too much like Carrie Donovan) suggests that the Mona Lisa was actually a DaVinci self-portrait. One can view a computerized merge of the two that she created.
to Art by laurel
Sunday
Jan 2, 2000
When all else fails, modern medicine should simply rely on the placebo effect to see their patients through darker days.
to Health by laurel
Thursday
Dec 2, 1999
Microsoft has a secret operating system project which has it's own keyboard as well as hidden settings for your machine.
to Humor by laurel
Tuesday
Nov 2, 1999
Dogma is the latest movie from Kevin Smith (writer/director of Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy). Dogma is a religious comedy, that pokes fun at almost everything Catholics hold dear, but is ultimately pro-faith (Smith is actually a devout Catholic). Which is why it's ironic that you can read hate mail from people who have never seen the movie, probably because their superiors told them to, and who are they to question authority?
to Movies by laurel
Thursday
Oct 14, 1999
Got an embarassing question? Prematuree.com is here to help.
to Health by laurel
Tuesday
Sep 21, 1999
In the 80's, there was a dream. A brave dream of substance control. They plotted a game that would reach into the hearts of crackhouse dimebag whores and purify their lives with its positive message.
to Drugs by laurel
Monday
Aug 30, 1999
In August of 3250, 3 guild officers of the Everquest realm disappeared while screencapping a documentary. A year later their bitmaps were found. Witness the horror of the Kithicor Witch Project
to Humor by laurel
Monday
Aug 16, 1999
According to some "experts" AIDS isn't actually caused by HIV. Apparently, we've all been believing a perpetuated myth.
to Conspiracy by laurel
Friday
Aug 13, 1999
Mad scientists really do exist. Paul Pietsch at Indiana University has performed some head transplants, limb grafts, and other sorts of strange things to Axolotls.
to Science by laurel
Thursday
Aug 12, 1999
Jester is a system at Berkeley that recommends personalized jokes using on collaborative filtering system. See, statistics really are useful for something.
to Humor by laurel
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