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Thursday
Mar 18, 2004
Who needs Michel Gondry and a studio budget to make your offbeat techno music video when you've got Japanese pop culture and Flash?
to Music by lampbane
Tuesday
Jan 21, 2003
For 40 years the X-Men have protected a world that hates and fears them, sought peace between homo sapiens sapiens and homo sapiens superior, only to have their own publisher sell out their humanity for lower tariff rates.
to Comics by lampbane
Thursday
Aug 22, 2002
The days of pads falling out of bags and broken tampons are over - every woman's dirty little secret can now travel in style.
to Health by lampbane
Wednesday
Jun 12, 2002
Fresh off his appearance with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and those Star Wars geeks on the Conan O'Brien show, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster makes his web presence known. Watch for him on a city street or a Renaissance Faire near you.
to Wackos by lampbane
Sunday
Apr 28, 2002
First ProgressQuest gave us an RPG without any gameplay. Now Boru Irish Vodka will give you an RPG-like experience without an actual game.
to Beverages by lampbane
Tuesday
Mar 26, 2002
Great Teacher Onizuka is the touching story of a 22 year old virginal street hoodlum who decides to become a high school teacher... so he can sleep with all the pretty Japanese schoolgirls. Immoral? Sure. Unethical? Certainly. Illegal? Not exactly.
to Comics by lampbane
Tuesday
Jan 8, 2002
Maybe this summer I'll go to Scap... err, that convention for the show with the living ship and that guy and the blue lady... oh wait, she isn't on it anymore.
to Entertainment by lampbane
Sunday
Jan 6, 2002
The New York Times and Japan don't seem to get along very well, do they?
to News by lampbane
Tuesday
Jan 1, 2002
Cartoon Orbit: Crack for the Pokémon generation.
to Entertainment by lampbane
Tuesday
Nov 6, 2001
Ever been possessed by the desire to grab a business card from every place you visit and every person you meet? Intimidated by the ever growing stack on your desk? Fascinated by their texture, lettering, or overall design? Know what a Drogin is? You are not alone.
to Business by lampbane
Saturday
Oct 20, 2001
The smart-mouthed canine shamus and hyperkinetic rabbity thing are back for more.
to Games by lampbane
Wednesday
Oct 10, 2001
Coming soon to a museum near you: giant inflatable pink bunnies.
to Art by lampbane
Friday
Sep 7, 2001
Can't wait for Buffy and Angel to premiere in a few weeks? Don't want to resort to writing fan fiction for your fix? Try pondering over the moral ambiguities and ethical quandries of the Buffyverse.
to Television by lampbane
Tuesday
Aug 21, 2001
Teenage pregnancy is down in the United States. But don't worry, the kids in Britain are picking up the slack.
to Health by lampbane
Wednesday
Aug 1, 2001
Stormwatch begat the Authority which begat the Monarchy. And let's not forget Planetary. Oh, and coming soon: the Establishment.
to Comics by lampbane
Thursday
Jul 12, 2001
As if people weren't wussy enough, they've found a way to completely ruin the satisfying experience of smooshing bugs.
to Gadgets by lampbane
Monday
Jul 2, 2001
Why wait until you're old enough to buy booze? Make your own, Viking style!
to Beer by lampbane
Friday
Jun 29, 2001
Poor Scott McCloud. Everyone keeps picking on him. Good for them.
to Comics by lampbane
Tuesday
Jun 19, 2001
Looking through the list of Classic Arcade Game Locations in New York one may notice the absence of the Chinatown Arcade, an L-shaped block of space usually crammed to the gills with imports, classics, Asian kids, body heat, and Dance Dance Revolution. It's a shame they neglected to include it on the list, because who knows how many curious businessmen might want to skip work to challenge all the kids cutting school to a good game of Galaga or Golden Axe?
to Games by lampbane
Thursday
Jun 7, 2001
This fall cable subscribers everywhere will be treated to a new television series version of the Neverending Story. Presumably it will consist of totally new stories, if only because the producers would want to milk the cash-cow as long as possible. Meanwhile, fans of the original movie can content themselves with the musings of loyal fans across the globe.
to Movies by lampbane
Wednesday
May 30, 2001
All across the net there are geeks dedicated to chronicling and analyzing the object of their obsession. Their mission is to ensure that no stone goes unturned, no land uncharted, no in-joke unreferenced. Heroes, or simply people with way too much time on their hands?
to Media by lampbane
Wednesday
May 23, 2001
I always figured there was a sinister motive behind the nauseating pinkness of the Barbie aisle in every Toys 'R' Us.
to Toys by lampbane
Wednesday
May 16, 2001
Today Marvel Comics announced they are dropping the 50-year old dinosaur known as the Comics Code in favor of in-house guidelines. The villagers rejoiced.
to Comics by lampbane
Sunday
May 13, 2001
It's Smintman and his sidekick Xylitol Boy! Well, not really but it's still a cool little candy. From the makers of Chupa Chups. Suck on that.
to Food by lampbane
Humans are not the center of all life in the universe, money and sex will always be important, and every good fleet needs massive scary warships. Andromeda is the anti-Star Trek.
to Television by lampbane
Wednesday
May 9, 2001
We are the Space Robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the Terrible Secret of Space. Do you have stairs in your house?
to Culture by lampbane
Friday
May 4, 2001
What the world needs now are more songs about Star Trek and superheroes. And monkeys too.
to Music by lampbane
Sunday
Apr 29, 2001
Those with fond memories of the original Final Fantasy might be amused to see Black Mage and Fighter take on giants, ninjas, and pop cultural phenomenons.
to Games by lampbane
Wednesday
Apr 25, 2001
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting Smoking Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health but may hamper your Gothic social life. So smoke up! Because death is cool.
to Tobacco by lampbane
Tuesday
Apr 24, 2001
Wanna send some motherfuckers to the hospital? Then behold the magnificence of my unstoppable fighting and filing techniques. You dare to laugh? Then I will have to engage you in another round of good old-fashioned ass-kicking. Or filing alphabetically.
to Comics by lampbane
Wednesday
Apr 18, 2001
Divorced, beheaded, died - Divorced, beheaded, survived. Intermarriage & infidelity certainly make a royal geneology interesting.
to History by lampbane
Sunday
Apr 15, 2001
For someone with molded-on underwear and no nipples, Barbie certainly has an active sex life.
to Sex by lampbane
Wednesday
Apr 11, 2001
Some children take good care of their toys... and then there are those who like to take things apart. We could psychoanalyze these people all day and speculate on why the educators wait until high school to let people dissect small animals, but hey, I think we all have our own destructive urges to fulfill.
to Toys by lampbane
Saturday
Apr 7, 2001
When Pop Culture Comebacks Collide: All Your Base Are Belong To Us... Fool.
to Culture by lampbane
Wednesday
Apr 4, 2001
We are the Peeps. You will incorporate us into all your biological components. Resistance is futile.
to Food by lampbane
Wednesday
Mar 28, 2001
House of Leaves is what Blair Witch 2 could have been and should have been. If you're a promiscuous tattoo artist with a mother in the nuthouse. Or your sister is Poe. Welcome to the House of Leaves.
to Literature by lampbane
Tuesday
Mar 27, 2001
Despite what Nelvana would have you believe, most of the characters on CardCaptors are probably gay. Or engaged in pedophilic relationships. Watch the uncensored Japanese version instead.
to Television by lampbane
Wednesday
Mar 21, 2001
So Alicia finally got booted off the continent and all of the couples stayed together. But the real question is, which Contender will die first?
to Movies by lampbane
Tuesday
Mar 20, 2001
Every time I take the NYC subway I see ads for the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus that read, "No one ever said they wanted to run away and join a video game." But isn't that what Captain N: The Game Master was all about?
to Television by lampbane
Monday
Mar 19, 2001
Bugs Bunny is a cross-dresser, the Smurfs are communist, and Scrappy Doo is a human/dog hybrid. Maybe we really should stop watching cartoons after puberty.
to Television by lampbane
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