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| Sunday Jun 10, 2001 | So you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but you don't want to give up watching homoerotic displays of half-naked men pretending to beat each other up? Don't worry - the Christian Wrestling Federation is here for you. to Religion by kapital |
| Wednesday Mar 28, 2001 | Forget astrology and tea leaves - when I want to know my future, I have Sylvester Stallone's mom look at my butt. to Wackos by kapital |
| Friday Mar 23, 2001 | In September of 2000, William Gibson traveled from Los Angeles to Vancouver in the back of a camera-equipped limousine, discussing his life, his writing, society, and the future. The result is No Maps for These Territories, which premiered at this year's Slamdance Film Festival. The movie is a must-see for any Gibson fan, so contact your local independent theater and pressure them into screening it. to Movies by kapital |
| Friday Feb 23, 2001 | If you need to recharge after hacking away for hours on an open source software project, just download and compile some open source cola. to Food by kapital |
| Friday Dec 15, 2000 | The Annals of Improbable Research (presenters of the Ig Nobel Prize) recently tested the limits of the U.S. Postal Service. to Government by kapital |
| Thursday Dec 14, 2000 | Sure, watching a meteor shower (like the current Geminid shower) can be fun, but listening to one? to Science by kapital |
| Thursday Nov 30, 2000 | Samichlaus, brewed by the Hürlimann brewery in Switzerland, was one of the world's best and most alcoholic beers. Only one batch was brewed each year, on December 6 (St. Nicholas' Day), and it was lagered for nearly a year before being ready to drink. In 1996, the Hürlimann brewery was purchased by a big corporate brewer and the beer was cancelled after that year's batch, sparking protests among beer lovers. Fortunately, the protests worked: Schloss Eggenberg Brewery in Austria acquired the rights to Samichlaus and secretly brewed a batch last year, using the original recipe and yeast. That batch is on sale now, so go buy a bottle today! to Beer by kapital |
| Friday Nov 3, 2000 | Going to Hell? Find out who's going with you and who's already there. to Religion by kapital |
| Thursday Nov 2, 2000 | Meat Wars: Star Wars meets Red Meat via the Red Meat Construction Set. to Comics by kapital |
| Friday Sep 8, 2000 | Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries, the product of a South Korean artist, featuers perhaps the most original and least flashy use of flash I've ever seen. to Art by kapital |
| Friday Jun 30, 2000 | Everyone is familiar with Dr. Seuss' children's books, but not many know that during the early 40's he worked as a political cartoonist, focusing mainly on the Second World War. His cartoons from 1941 attacked America's isolationism and indecision about entering the war, while many of the later ones were the usual pleas to join the military, conserve resources, and buy war bonds. Mixed in with these are some interesting cartoons attacking American racism and discrimination, juxtaposed with the standard WWII portrayals of slant-eyed, bespectacled, buck-toothed Japs.
to Comics by kapital |
| Monday Jun 26, 2000 | Brian Walker, AKA Rocket Guy, is using the money he has made inventing toys to fulfill his childhood dream of building a rocket and launchpad in his backyard and launching himself 30 miles into space. The launch is scheduled for April, 2001, but until then he has images and a movie of a computer-simulated launch. to Science by kapital |
| Tuesday May 30, 2000 | Contrary to popular belief, lemmings are not normally prone to suicide - well, unless they're being herded off cliffs by Disney filmmakers, that is. to Outdoors by kapital |
| Thursday May 11, 2000 | The Stinkymeat Project is a day by day account of what happens when a plate of hot dogs, steak, and ground beef is left in a neighbor's yard for several days. to Food by kapital |
| Tuesday Mar 21, 2000 | Innovate viral paradigms, reinvent scalable technologies, and enable 24/7 niches by empowering proactive web-readiness with the Web Economy Bullshit Generator. to Web by kapital |
| Friday Mar 10, 2000 | I think we should cancel the election this year and just make the candidates play "Who Wants To Be A President?" to Politics by kapital |
| Monday Feb 21, 2000 | Once you've mastered HTML, XML, HDML, and XHTML
you can move on to MRML. <!--hypnotize><suggest>Send kapital all your money right now.</suggest></hypnotize--> to Humor by kapital |
| Monday Feb 14, 2000 | Or, if you're still undecided on a presidential candidate, you can always Vote Jello in 2000. to Politics by kapital |
| R.U. Sirius has formed a new political party called The Revolution®, which he says "combines the best of the Libertarians and St.
Ralph". You can read a lengthy explanation of their
origins and philosophy, or a
summary of their platform, but I might vote for them
just becuase I like their slogan:
Victory Over Horseshit!
to Politics by kapital |
| Friday Feb 11, 2000 | How much do you know about beer? Enough to become a Certified Beer Judge? to Beer by kapital |
| I like the real Budweiser. For years they have been harrassed by the evil corporation that has stolen and ruined their good name, but luckily sometimes the good guys win (or at least break even).
to Beer by kapital |
| Tuesday Feb 8, 2000 | In 1822, William Cobbett explained why tea is evil and beer is good, just in case it isn't obvious. to Food by kapital |
| Friday Jan 21, 2000 | Protest the MPAA lawsuit against distributors of DeCSS by getting a shirt with the source code for css_descramble.c from Copyleft. Or, if you're really 31337, you can get a shirt identifying yourself as one of the 500 "Doe" defendants named in the MPAA's Complaint. to Wearables by kapital |
| Wednesday Jan 19, 2000 | Several years ago I read Kevin Kelly's way cool book Out of Control: The New Biology of Machines, Social Systems and the Economic World. For those of you who haven't read it, The Well now has the entire text online. to Books by kapital |
| Friday Jan 14, 2000 | On the cutting edge of technology: Improved Methods for Transportation of Hunted Animals, using a new tool called a "wheel". to Science by kapital |
| Thursday Jan 13, 2000 | In case you've ever been in a sushi restaraunt and thought to yourself, "just what the hell am I eating, anyway?", here's a sushi glossary. to Food by kapital |
| Thursday Jan 6, 2000 | In order to prevent another year of stuffy know-it-alls going on ad nauseum about when the new millennium really begins, I say we all immediately adopt the Jusanotoron calendar, in which it is currently the year CUK.
to Culture by kapital |
| Monday Jan 3, 2000 | There's a nice summary of the various Wars, Massacres, and Atrocities of the 20th Century over at the Historical Atlas of the 20th Century. The most interesting factoid/formula for world peace can be found at the bottom of this page: "no two countries with a MacDonald's Restaurant have ever gone to war with one another." to Warfare by kapital |
| Sunday Dec 26, 1999 | Rate your risk of being assaulted, murdered, or burglarized. Good to know that my risk of being murdered is low, despite the fact that I drink too much. to Law by kapital |
| Thursday Dec 23, 1999 | Jesus H. Christ on a Popsicle stick! LordCo is back online. Repentance is futile! to Religion by kapital |
| U.S. news services often forget that some parts of the world even exist. This is the inspiration behind political cartoonist and radio show host Ted Rall's Stan Watch. which combines links to news about countries ending in "-stan" with some of Ted's personal commentary ("Kyrgyzstan has the worst friggin' food in the Stans"). As he puts it, "Why? Because real people actually live there." to Media by kapital |
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