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| Saturday Oct 27, 2012 | Perhaps you want to see edgy, "hardcore gamer" videos set to dubstep tracks ... of forklift, truck, farming, or train simulators. Afterwards, clear your palate and cleanse your mind with the street cleaning or demolition simulators. to Games by isosceles |
| Monday Oct 8, 2012 | Despite starting off as a joke mocking critical theory, the Swole Acceptance movement quickly realized that there was legitimate grievance against weak privilege. From being groped to being called meatheads to being accused of being drug users, the so-called swole, be they cisswole or transswole, have realized the joke is more serious than they thought. Accompanying this is another joke, a Discordianesque "religion" called Brodinism, which is acknowledged as a joke but still used as a source of wisdom and solidarity. So, to sum up: Swole Acceptance is not a joke, except when it is; and Brodinism is a joke, except when it is not. to Health by isosceles |
| Sunday Oct 7, 2012 | "From Varka's humble bedroom lab through to a pretty substantial and very busy industrial unit in Phoenix, Bad Dragon has remained dedicated to producing the finest fantasy-themed adult toys money can buy."
It seems only natural that a place that would offer hypothetical experiences with cockatrices, gryphons and dragons would operate out of a city named after yet another mythological beast. to Sex by isosceles |
| Thursday Oct 4, 2012 | Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality; a preposterously long fanfic covering methods of rationality. to Science by isosceles |
| Sunday Sep 23, 2012 | Attention fellow documentarians of the horrifying, yet fascinating recesses of Brony subculture. There are far worse things than fluffy ponies. There are fat ponies, pony thread simulators, and fat pony thread simulators. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Apparently images of pregnant women eating salad is a thing. It might finally replace women laughing alone with salad. to Food by isosceles |
| Sunday Aug 26, 2012 | As part of the fractally nested Brony subculture, allow me to present Fluffy Ponies. Apparently, a Fluffy Pony is an infantile, neotenous, mentally impaired and physically frail representation of a My Little Pony. These are then put into a series of greentext misadventures wherein they meet gruesome, painful fates and substantial abuse. This abuse is then represented visually on Fluffy Pony image boards, and subsequently stored on the most incomprehensible archives. Welcome to the Internet; I'll be your guide. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Thursday Aug 23, 2012 | I declare Election 2012 to begin, with Unsettling Pictures of Mitt Romney (with a very tiny face). to Politics by isosceles |
| Tuesday Aug 21, 2012 | Counterterrorism .. for kids! to Government by isosceles |
| Sunday Aug 19, 2012 | Alzheimer's and Dementia Products Limited makes a series of products for the elderly and senile, from location trackers, to reminders, to lost item locators, to simple remote controls. to Health by isosceles |
| Wednesday Aug 15, 2012 | A slideshow of celebrities with three nipples. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Sunday Aug 12, 2012 | I don't think this explains what meat floss actually is. to News by isosceles |
| My Little Wu-Tang Clan. to Music by isosceles |
| Thursday Aug 9, 2012 | IlluminatiVEVO is the premier portal for exposing demonic and Illuminati influence in pop culture. Enjoy riveting psychoceramic analysis of Katy Perry's escape from Satanic influence or the dark demonic symbols in Adventure Time. to Conspiracy by isosceles |
| Tuesday Aug 7, 2012 | Ginger prejudice has taken a turn for the weird, although there is a movement to take the word back. to Society by isosceles |
| Thursday Aug 2, 2012 | The happiest Olympic worker ever. to Sports by isosceles |
| Thursday Jul 26, 2012 | Korean exercise equipment is interesting. to Health by isosceles |
| Friday Jul 13, 2012 | With the Olympics coming, let us celebrate a different kind of world champion. to Sports by isosceles |
| I will never think of Teletubbies the same way again. to Movies by isosceles |
| Thursday Jul 12, 2012 | Perhaps you want to take a ride on a double decker bus. to Drugs by isosceles |
| Tuesday Jul 10, 2012 | Hatred for Justin Bieber runs deep. to Music by isosceles |
| Thursday Jun 14, 2012 | Tay Zonday has a take on the Call Me Maybe song. Yes, Virginia, turds can be polished. to Music by isosceles |
| Saturday May 26, 2012 | Jm J. Bullock and Tammy Faye Baker rant about hotdogs and segue to sword swallowing. Innuendo much? to Wackos by isosceles |
| Friday May 25, 2012 | Economy size schadenfreude: Take a number of morbidly obese British teens. Send them to the jungles of Borneo. Force them to live among native Iban tribesmen and hunt and fish for their food. The result: Can Fat Teens Hunt? The answer: ineptly. to Humor by isosceles |
| How long has the government of Washington, D.C. operated without a federal indictment? Find out. to Government by isosceles |
| Thursday May 17, 2012 | Human ingenuity has always found uses for whey. From ricotta cheese to the muscle-building shakes used by powerlifters, whey protein is extremely versatile. And now, you can have your whey protein shake in a low-calorie frozen form. to Food by isosceles |
| Sunday May 13, 2012 | A ghost story within a ghost story, a mockumentary within a mockumentary, a Presence within a presence. to Movies by isosceles |
| Bring Me Edelweiss reminds us that cocaine is a hell of a drug. to Music by isosceles |
| Saturday May 12, 2012 | Techno rasta turbo polka megamix. to Music by isosceles |
| Only the best Chinese song ever? to Music by isosceles |
| Friday May 11, 2012 | More fractal gears. to Flash by isosceles |
| Wednesday May 9, 2012 | Fractal Gears. to Flash by isosceles |
| Tuesday May 8, 2012 | If your jimmies aren't rustled by the emergent phenomenon of toothpasting, they should be. Make no mistake, toothpasting is a brush with death. Do something to stop it by spreading awareness. to Drugs by isosceles |
| Wednesday May 2, 2012 | Perhaps you want to read more tea blogs, so you can steep yourself in knowledge and have an educated opinion before you design your custom bespoke tea blend. to Food by isosceles |
| Goth Family of the Month.
to Culture by isosceles |
| Tuesday May 1, 2012 | If you are allergic to shrimp, you are also allergic to their arthropod relatives the cockroaches. This can be troublesome if you live in an older building, or if you have strange taste in hors d'oeuvres. to Health by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 25, 2012 | Rounding out your Juggalo wardrobe. to Fashion by isosceles |
| Collections of Youtube Poop. Now in Italian! ¡Y Español! to Flash by isosceles |
| Let's hear some musicians and minor celebrities to Art by isosceles |
| In case you were wondering, Brony and Juggalos can be one of the same. to Culture by isosceles |
| Sunday Apr 22, 2012 | Rands in Repose (a Jerkcity author's more serious side) is now ten years old. to Internet by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 18, 2012 | Libraries in the U.S. are slowly being outsourced to private companies. One of the largest is Library Systems and Services. It is currently the fourth largest library system in the U.S. Its method of cleaning house has led to some controversy. Much like privatization of prisons, the outsourcing of libraries sparks a debate as to the role of public government in the running of libraries. Like it or not, though, library outsourcing is here to stay. Understandably, librarians and librarians' associations have their opinions. to Books by isosceles |
| Monday Apr 16, 2012 | Meme Pool is an image blog that evolves. Read how it works, see how it works, or submit your own post. A totally non-commercial thing by E.C. Mendenhall. Uh, yeah, about that... to Memetics by isosceles |
| Using Markov chains to create chatterbots is nothing new -- they've been on IRC for years -- but there are some particularly entertaining ones on twitter these days. Many of you know about @horse_ebooks, for example. But how many of you know about the unmistakably hilarious, indistinguishable-from-the-source-material @zizek_ebooks? Markov chatterbots may have met their match in Slavoj Zizek's peculiar brand of ranting. to Philosophy by isosceles |
| All your hoax pronunciation needs can be met by consulting with the Pronunciation Manual. to Linguistics by isosceles |
| Everything is Terrible, especially recycled industrial/commercial training footage, screwball religious children's programming, and all the found WTF footage VHS ever had to offer. to Culture by isosceles |
| Perhaps you want to vent about your first world problems, unless you're in a Communist country, in which case you vent about your second world problems. Unless you're in an unaligned developing country, in which case you bitch about your third world problems. Unless you're a hunter-gatherer nomad outside the realm of nation-states, in which case you bitch about your fourth world problems. Or perhaps you are a Lovecraftian cosmic entity from a sci-fi alternate dimension; then, you complain about your fifth world problems. But that's only if you're from the future -- monsters from the past complain about their fantasy world problems.. Humans from the past complain about ancient world problems. Unless you're really from the past, then you just talk about your prehistoric first world problems or your mesozoic world problems. And if none of the above is a problem for you, you're probably the type of fellow to suffer from time travel problems. to Culture by isosceles |
| Saturday Apr 14, 2012 | It's 2012 and Whuffie is still a thing. Is there a Whuffie to Bitcoin exchange set up yet?
to Economics by isosceles |
| Thursday Apr 12, 2012 | It is a strange fact that a substantial number of memes attributed to 4chan's /b/ board actually originate, or incubate, in fitness forums. Things like Spaghetti Stories, Beta/Alpha stories (which later spread to R9K), and the fusion of "implying" with bro-science occur on fitness boards. to Health by isosceles |
| Are you suicidally bored or possessed of more disposable income than God? Then the Sky Mall Product Review is for you! to Commerce by isosceles |
| The Neue Slowenische Kunst is an art collective and self-declared microstate, best known for the band Laibach. Self-declared NSK citizens can attend citizen meetups. to Art by isosceles |
| Fans of Scandinavian music will love It's a Trap. to Music by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 11, 2012 | Yuri's Night is a wild celebration of SPACE. Washington DC is having a special amount of celebration. to Science by isosceles |
| The Dolan phenomenon is continuously updated and archived for posterity. Yet despite this, McNuggies are the new Dolan. to Internet by isosceles |
| Students of Latin and herbalists alike will delight to know that the Latin phrase to describe the carminative properties of fennel, Semen foeniculi pellit spiracula culi,, means "Fennel seeds make the anus blow." to Food by isosceles |
| Capybaras that look like Rafael Nadal. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Tuesday Apr 10, 2012 | Perhaps you want to learn Old Persian, or Hittite. to Linguistics by isosceles |
| OSEHRA is an open sourcing of the once monolithing VistA Electronic Health Record (EHR) system. By opening the source, the U.S. Government hopes to standardize and modularize the MUMPS based application, allowing incremental replacement and upgrade to other products. to Health by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 4, 2012 | It's 2012 and mashup culture is still around. Adopting trends from dubstep and moving more toward long-form megamixes rather than one-offs, the state of mashups is best exemplified by Loo and Placido. to Music by isosceles |
| Tuesday Apr 3, 2012 | Pictures of Guinea pigs having baths. to Pets by isosceles |
| Neckbeards rejoice! Because of the entrenched use of OS/2 in point of sale and ATM systems, someone needed to step up and fill the void when IBM decided not to ship OS/2. The answer is eComStation, a licensed and updated version of the OS/2 codebase and product. Either the software or preloaded hardware can be purchased. to Computing by isosceles |
| The Reddit communities devoted to binge drinking are manifold and niche. They can also produce unappetizing results. to Drugs by isosceles |
| Saturday Mar 31, 2012 | While many are familiar with the Brony phenomenon, fewer people know how deep it goes. Besides the two major news sites, there are also breakdowns of the animation techniques, and of course voluminous amounts of fanfiction. to Culture by isosceles |
| Friday Mar 30, 2012 | For the hentai lover, there's always Tentacle Grape. to Food by isosceles |
| Will we ever see another episode of Mechawhales? Or was this first animation just a fluke? to Movies by isosceles |
| The Clay Sanskrit Library is a great place to buy Classical Sanskrit works. But maybe you want to learn the language and understand the grammar first. to Linguistics by isosceles |
| Tuesday Mar 27, 2012 | This rebirth didn't happen. to Memepool-News by isosceles |
| Monday Dec 10, 2007 | The Four Squeezins are two gentlemen (one of whom apparently dwells in the Uncanny Valley) who play musicfarting sounds. Throughout all of this, however, they maintain the utmost in decorum, amid all the pomp and circumstance. to Music by isosceles |
| Sunday Nov 4, 2007 | The deep plot and backstory of Pac-Man meets the non-stop action of Zork: Pac-Txt! to Games by isosceles |
| Friday Sep 7, 2007 | Temple Grandin, a doctor of animal science, devotes her life to designing more humane abbatoirs. That site is a treasure trove of information on both animal behavior as well as humane ways of dispatching them in ways that conform with modern technology and religious restrictions. And she is autistic, to boot. Her essay, "Animals are Not Things" is a good way of showing that one can care about animal welfare and still enjoy eating them.
to Zoology by isosceles |
| Sunday Aug 5, 2007 | If Tetris bores you, then play Statetris: Tetris with European nations. to Games by isosceles |
| Monday Jul 23, 2007 | It's time for a trip to Nintendoland... for a crash course in KNOWLEEEEEEEDDDDGE! to Sex by isosceles |
| Thursday Nov 30, 2006 | "The FTC’s amended complaint names Savvier, Inc. and Savvier, LP, California companies; their principals, Jeffrey Tuller and Jack Ching Chung Chang; BodyFlex, Inc., a Nevada corporation; and its principal and BodyFlex spokesperson Greer Childers. In a stipulated motion filed on August 31, 2004, the FTC asked the court to dismiss charges against defendant Jack Ching Chung Chang." to Law by isosceles |
| Sunday Oct 1, 2006 | Do we have enough examples of rap/glam-rock hybrids that take place on wooden sailing ships to justify a genre? to Music by isosceles |
| Saturday Sep 16, 2006 | There is a thriving dinosaur porn industry. The results are terrifying and astounding. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Wednesday Aug 9, 2006 |
The day I found out I was an adult Indigo will stay with me forever. I was walking hand in hand with my son down a Los Angeles street when this women approached me and said, “You’re an Indigo and your son is a Crystal.” I immediately replied, “Yes!” and the woman smiled at me and walked away. I stood there for a moment, because I had no idea what the heck an Indigo and Crystal was, but I seemed so sure of it when I had blurted out “Yes!”
to Occult by isosceles |
| Monday Apr 10, 2006 | Two very disturbing perspectives on parenting. to Pets by isosceles |
| Japanese fascination with American pop culture has lead them to produce a guide to "urban" slang. to Culture by isosceles |
| Monday Jan 23, 2006 | The Bloggies combine the puerile pomp of awards shows with the rabid self-importance of bloggers. And the winner is ... ? to Web by isosceles |
| Monday Oct 10, 2005 | Zinc and Vitamin C, both antioxidants, are very beneficial to health and immune function. The problem is, both of these nutrients interfere with the absorption of copper and iron. Copper and iron are beneficial to the body as oxidants. Thus, consumption of one comes at the expense of the other. This is known as the copper paradox. to Health by isosceles |
| Sunday Sep 4, 2005 | The late O.D.B. covered Sussudio. Tupac Shakur covered In the Air Tonight, as did DMX and Lil' Kim. Bone Thugs N' Harmony covered Take me Home. This raises the question: Why do rappers love Phil Collins? to Music by isosceles |
| Saturday Sep 3, 2005 | Apparently the hard drive is the new bling. to Computing by isosceles |
| Friday Apr 22, 2005 | The increasing number of non-sentient blogs simply serves to reinforce the fact that punditry is not alone. to Internet by isosceles |
| Friday Mar 4, 2005 | During the Cold War, Canada developed a device called the "Fruit Machine" to root out homosexuals from public service positions. This is not to be confused with the Fruit Fucker. to History by isosceles |
| Wednesday Mar 2, 2005 | Say hello to my little friend! to Toys by isosceles |
| The famed Geico Gecko (a reptile) has a blog. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Tuesday Mar 1, 2005 | In 2002, a lioness in Kenya made news by adopting a baby oryx antelope as its own child; caring for it, protecting it and accompanying it. Unsurprisingly, the oryx met a tragic end at the claws of other lions, but the undaunted lioness tried again and again, in the end adopting at least five oryx calves. to Zoology by isosceles |
| It is possible to smelt some minerals and ores using microwave radiation. Recently, several resources have appeared, for those who wish to practice home metallurgy to Science by isosceles |
| Sunday Feb 27, 2005 | For those determined to live on the fringe of society, there are guides to applying Dungeons and Dragons semantics to your real life: food and sex. to Games by isosceles |
| Saturday Feb 26, 2005 | Bacontarian is a blog for those who love bacon, bacon-related activities and the general wholesomeness of pork. to Food by isosceles |
| Thanks to the magic of the Internet, every Calvin and Hobbes strip ever made is available for your perusal. to Comics by isosceles |
| The Chipmunks and the Chipettes have blessed us with a cover of our favorite song, the Time Warp. Enjoy a familiar song in an unfamiliar key. to Music by isosceles |
| Friday Feb 25, 2005 | Sick fuck or brilliant entrepeneur? Save Toby is unabashed extortion of $50,000 to save a cute bunny from being eaten. to Food by isosceles |
| To those who thought Road House was only a cult classic movie: You are wrong. Welcome to Road House: The Play. to Art by isosceles |
| Tuesday Dec 7, 2004 | "Would you believe that in September 2003 the British government was effectively overthrown by one person using an old computer printer and some office stationery? This is the big British secret that's been increasingly difficult to contain, and now it's being blown wide open!"
to Wackos by isosceles |
| "Dear visitor, we bid you welcome to the Furry Music Foundation, dedicated to furry music and musicians. We give you the latest and best of music, provide information, trivia and news about musical events, and much more. Have a nice time, and happy surfing!"
to Music by isosceles |
| P Funk has its own, very explicit, mythology that dimly recalls strains of Tolkien, Ziggy Stardust, Romper Room and a grand mal seizure. It reaffirms one's faith in Funkentelechy and makes one wonder on the sanity of better-known prophets. to Music by isosceles |
| Gatas Parlament is a radically leftist group of Norwegian rappers. Their musical stylings have included the typical Scandinavian campiness. Yet these rappers and their friends also can get intense, whether addressing feminism, defending graffiti culture or imploring us to "pump our fists" and "put our middle fingers up for Big Business." This is made more ironic by the fact that, in Norway, all the areas most Westerners associate with "Big Business" are nationalized. to Music by isosceles |
| Sunday Dec 5, 2004 | Virulently anti-American and typically campy Norwegian rap music video.
to Music by isosceles |
| Friday Dec 3, 2004 | Björk aside, it seems Scandinavians in general have perfected the art of integrating kitsch and music. Examples from: Denmark. Norway. Sweden. to Music by isosceles |
| Wednesday Dec 1, 2004 | Who loves the (incredibly not-safe-for-work) circus? We do! to Flash by isosceles |
| Tuesday Nov 30, 2004 | Throughout the ages bad design has plagued humanity, yet few people share the unsettling mixture of hubris, exhibitionism, illiteracy, inanity and color blindness as Vanilla Sweet Niz. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Monday Nov 15, 2004 | Apparently breakdancing transformers are the norm. to Robotics by isosceles |
| Sunday Nov 7, 2004 | Halloween may be over, but be sure to discard your Jack-O-Lanterns, lest you summon the dreaded and much-disputed . . . Vampire Watermelon. to Culture by isosceles |
| Saturday Jul 10, 2004 | When New Zealand resident and engineer Bruce Simpson, out of necessity, declared himself a freelance cruise missile designer, he started the same path taken by Dr. Gerald Bull. Bull was an engineer who believed ballistics could send satellites into space; his funding cut, he pursued "Project Babylon" in 1980's Iraq and was found dead, presumably killed by foreign agents, presumably Mossad.. The controversy was revisited with a made-for-tv movie. to Warfare by isosceles |
| Thursday Jul 1, 2004 | The largest big cat in the world is the liger: a hybrid between a lion and a tigress. Ligers tend to share behavioral characteristics of their parent species. Ligers are afflicted with giantism, and can reach weights of up to a thousand pounds. Male ligers are thus far sterile, although females can breed. A hybrid between a tiger and a lioness is called a tigon, and is generally smaller and never exceeds the size of its parents. This is because in the lion species, the genes for growth hormones come from the father and genes for growth inhibition come from the mother; in the tiger species this is not the case. This difference is related to the cats' social structure; lions with multiple males in prides have to compete for resources within the womb; thus is it to the father's advantage to have large children and it is in the mother's interest to limit the growth for genetic diversity. Tigers, who are solitary, are under pressure to have as many children as possible; thus it is to the father's advantage to have many, equally-sized cubs. The mother doesn't need to inhibit growth. Mixing and matching genes results in a condition called growth dysplasia, hence the giantism of ligers and dwarfism of tigons. The relations of gene expression to social behavior is part of the reason why it is difficult to breed giant domestic cats. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Because humans and chimpanzees share roughly 99% of their DNA (this number is in question), it is believed by some that these two species can crossbreed. The resulting theoretical hybrid would be called a humanzee. There are rumors of humanzees, but no hard evidence. In the 70's and 80's, a unique chimpanzee named Oliver was believed to be a humanzee: he preferred to walk completely upright, drink and smoke, had an odd smell that was considered neither human nor chimpanzee, lack of hair on his head and humanlike facial features. A recent test shows that he is genetically a chimpanzee, and is either a new subspecies or a random mutation. And so, while Oliver enjoys the golden years of his life, the search for the humanzee -- and its ethical ramifications -- continues.
to Zoology by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 14, 2004 | Despite sounding X-Rated, Mexican Corn Smut isn't -- although it too is the subject of some controversy. to Food by isosceles |
| Friday Apr 9, 2004 | An interesting idea I had would be to hook up a Audi-Oh remote controlled sound activated vibrator up to a computer. The computer would feed into an Internet radio stream, probably Shoutcast or Icecast based. The radio station would then broadcast a series of songs increasing and decreasing cyclically in intensity, so as to provide regular, fairly synchronized orgasms using music: "Orgasmo Radio."
to Sex by isosceles |
| Tuesday Jan 27, 2004 | Fans of the oft-cancelled animated series "The Critic" can now see it online at Atom Films, in Shockwave Flash format. Featuring Jon Lovitz et al. to Shockwave by isosceles |
| Monday Jan 26, 2004 | Alternate histories bring wonderful premises, like the dream dollars of the lost colony of Nadira, or the Victorian automatons: Boilerplate (sometimes a soldier), the Electric man, the Steam man, and the Automatic man. to History by isosceles |
| Wednesday Jan 7, 2004 | Bible Study featuring furries.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Thursday Dec 25, 2003 | In 1973, Disney made a movie called VD Attack Plan. It uses a war metaphor. What really sets it apart is that, in a very forward move for a Disney movie and as a VD awareness movie, it mentions transmission through homosexual intercourse as well as heterosexual intercourse.
to Movies by isosceles |
| Saturday Dec 20, 2003 | lowly, he said "I have lost my horse. I have looked for it everywhere, but cannot seem to find it". The fakir told him to look behind a clump of trees. Chandbhai was pleasently surprised to find his horse grazing peacefully behind those trees. He thanked the fakir and asked his name. The fakir said "some people call me Sai Baba."
Sai Baba then invited Chandbhai to have a smoke with him. He got the pipe ready, but there was no fire to light it with. Sai Baba thrust a pair of tongs into the ground and brought out a burning coal. Chandbhai was wonderstruck. He thought "this is no ordinary person" and invited Baba to come to his house and be his guest for a few days.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Friday Dec 19, 2003 | From the same species that brought you furries and plushies: clunkies: people who enjoy getting it on robot style! to Sex by isosceles |
| At you can anonymously confess to any transgression, from the rather bland to the quite disturbing. So confess! to Culture by isosceles |
| Saturday Nov 29, 2003 | Apparently even hippies need porn too. to Sex by isosceles |
| Monday Oct 13, 2003 | Baby Got Back in Greek and Latin. to Music by isosceles |
| Thursday Aug 14, 2003 | Thanks to Rich, I want a Monster DeLorean. And a Convertible DeLorean. And a Hovercraft DeLorean. And so do you!
to Transportation by isosceles |
| Tuesday Jul 15, 2003 | If Kabuki actors could somehow render the game of Ping Pong to be superhuman, like The Matrix ... oh wait, they can. to Art by isosceles |
| Thursday Jul 3, 2003 | The Print Brush is a totally portable scanner/printer about the size of a PDA that can scan or download a file, and then transfer the image to a variety of surfaces. This is not a new idea. to Technology by isosceles |
| Tuesday Jul 1, 2003 | Two Brides is a wedding resource for gay, lesbian, and transgendered couples. For example, if you wanted a wedding cake adornment of a butch bride and a feminine bride, you'd know where to go.
to Culture by isosceles |
| The Matrix in ASCIIvision. to Movies by isosceles |
| Saturday Jun 28, 2003 | Metalstorm is a new, entirely electronic means of firing weaponry. This leads to weapons that can fire at insanely high rates: be they rifles, or massive grenade launchers capable of firing at rates of 600 rounds per minute or higher.
to Warfare by isosceles |
| Friday Jun 27, 2003 | As straightforward as it gets: If you manage to successfully race a piece of sushi around a table, you get to see cartoon breasts. If you fail, the Yakuza eats you. to Flash by isosceles |
| IntyOS is the latest in a long string of attempts to write multitasking operating system software on old, early 80's hardware. to Computing by isosceles |
| Wednesday Jun 18, 2003 | If you want to learn to beatbox, you can take courses at humanbeatbox.com.
to Music by isosceles |
| Monday Jun 16, 2003 | Hot on the heels of April Winchell comes 365 Days, an archive of the most bizarre multimedia including the hilarious Religion for the Retarded, the pathetic Orson Welles Frozen Peas commercial, and a positively terrifying recording of Louis Farrakhan singing a calypso song about a transsexual. to Art by isosceles |
| Saturday May 31, 2003 | Daler Mehndi is the Badshah of Indipop. to Music by isosceles |
| Tuesday May 13, 2003 | Is Abe Vigoda alive or is he dead? Find out. to Movies by isosceles |
| Monday May 12, 2003 | Much like various plumbing chemicals, Fleet Phospho-Soda helps to prepare people for intestinal surgery by applying unholy hellfire to the patient's colon. It will work you so much that you will require medicated pads to soothe yourself. Don't believe me? Then why would a regular laxative have a material safety data sheet? to Health by isosceles |
| Thursday Apr 17, 2003 | The Sweetwater Postnatal Abortion Clinic endeavours to make abortion acceptable by rendering the question of when life begins rather moot. to Health by isosceles |
| Tuesday Apr 8, 2003 | This woman has quite possibly the most bizarre collection of multimedia ever. to Music by isosceles |
| Friday Apr 4, 2003 | Everyone's blogging nowadays, including British MP's. And now, in what can either be cluelessness or masterful irony, one British MP has made a politics page for teens. So get involved - to the extreme! to Politics by isosceles |
| Monday Mar 31, 2003 | Jackson Pollock is turning in his grave right now. But is it art? (not worksafe)
to Art by isosceles |
| Thursday Mar 27, 2003 | The phenomenon of pets on LiveJournal is puzzling. Is it a joke? Is it a dissociative personality where people act out their repressed thoughts in the guise of their pets? Are the authors just a little crazy, harboring multiple personalities? Or are the authors furries? to Wackos by isosceles |
| Friday Mar 21, 2003 | Community Ties Leather Retreat 2003 is the latest in a series of what appear to be S&M-based conventions/wilderness retreats. There are a number of group events, some risqué. If you're single, theres a singles meet and greet (and slave auction) - be aware that "genitals must be covered during mealtimes." And although you're free to pee on your fellow fetishist, you don't have to pee outside. to Sex by isosceles |
| Thursday Mar 20, 2003 | With all the anti-French sentiment in the U.S.A., some people want to return the Statue of Liberty to its creators, the French; some want it replaced by more American icons. to Politics by isosceles |
| Sunday Mar 16, 2003 | If you want to be a Major League Baseball Umpire, perhaps the Academy of Professional Umpiring or the School for Umpires can help you. If they can't, you're out of luck, as these are the only two schools endorsed by Major League Baseball. to Sports by isosceles |
| The world of fetish pornography is a lot more interesting when you combine megalomania with terrible English. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Certain people believe that British PM Tony Blair's rabid support of the US covers up a series of links between Tony Blair's cabinet, a pedophile ring, and the Dunblane massacre. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Friday Mar 14, 2003 | Determining a chicken's gender is apparently a very difficult and complicated process, and several books have been written on the subject. Chicken sexers are esteemed in many circles. The reason why sexing the chicken is so important is that roosters are no good for eating.
to Zoology by isosceles |
| Wednesday Mar 12, 2003 | It is hardly surprising that the pornography caters to ever more specific
niches. The latest of these is for those that enjoy women in glasses
far, far too much.
to Sex by isosceles |
| Thursday Feb 27, 2003 | The oarfish is the longest bony fish in the world. It has been reliably documented at eight meters, with some specimens over fifteen meters have been claimed. The oarfish is a deep-water fish, which normally lives on strained plankton and only surfaces when sick or dead. It is often thought that ancient maritime legends of sea serpents originate from rare sightings of oarfish. Because the oarfish looks like a snake, it was always assumed that it moved like a snake in water as well. Recently, however, video footage of the oarfish proves otherwise. The fish moves with its body in a vertical swimming position.
to Zoology by isosceles |
| Monday Feb 24, 2003 | OBD-II, which stands for On-Board Diagnostics, is a series of serial protocols and bussing systems for automobile control systems. Per EPA regulations, all cars manufactured since 1996 have OBD-II. Using a commonly available aftermarket sensor and a sensor guide, one can perform self-diagnostics or even tweak their car's performance. However, all is not rosy; the proposed OBD-III standards will allow automobiles to be remotely located and tracked at all times, or even remotely disabled by law enforcement authorities. to Technology by isosceles |
| There is a compelling and well thought out argument that Jesus was Goth. to Religion by isosceles |
| Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as Biblically themed slash fiction.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Thursday Feb 20, 2003 | Decide whether that moustache belongs to a Despot or a Sexpot.
to Games by isosceles |
| Tuesday Feb 4, 2003 | Apparently Haddaway still maintains a strong Web presence, even if it's entirely in German. This is very confusing, as Haddaway is not German, rather hailing from Trinidad and Tobago. to Music by isosceles |
| Monday Feb 3, 2003 | You thought Smuckers was only associated with jam, or names for dogs, or perhaps superheroes with axes. Alas, you haven't experienced the risque attraction of: the Smuckers Pleasure Harness. to Food by isosceles |
| Sunday Feb 2, 2003 | Shooby Taylor is the self-proclaimed
Human Horn.
His preferred genre ---
"scat-singing"
over gospel
and
lounge
hits --- is fairly common. What is unique is how
utterly
weird
he is.
to Music by isosceles |
| Monday Jan 27, 2003 | If you're an enterprising dictator who wants to build his evil empire from scratch, you should check out Home Despot for all your evil needs. to Humor by isosceles |
| Perhaps you would like some lessons on how to perform Bukkake. In that case, 4 Bukkake is the site for you.
to Sex by isosceles |
| Tuesday Jan 14, 2003 | Penfold the backpack can be very difficult to care for. Sometimes Penfold is quite dangerous. to Wearables by isosceles |
| Friday Jan 10, 2003 | "Kababism is the belief that kabab is a truly unifying (and satisfying) factor." to Food by isosceles |
| Lost in Appleton is the latest in a series of web comics about mythical Appleton and its many colorful denizens. to Comics by isosceles |
| Wednesday Jan 8, 2003 | The Adventures of CyberPope Moses shows the epic battle of CyberPope Moses and Frodo Baggins, in a heart-rending tale that will have you questioning your theology.
to Religion by isosceles |
| Tuesday Dec 10, 2002 | For those of you who got bored with the original (and all of the many spinoff series), there's still novelty for you: From the people that brought you the Turkish Wizard of Oz, you now can enjoy Turkish Star Trek. to Television by isosceles |
| Thursday Nov 28, 2002 | Yes, Virginia, the bird IS named after the country. Various sources seem to agree. Now go back to your holiday dinner.
to Culture by isosceles |
| Tuesday Nov 26, 2002 | So the Online Etymological Dictionary, among other sites, will tell you all you need to know about the origin of words. But how come it can't tell you why "Good" and "Wood" rhyme in both English and Farsi? to Linguistics by isosceles |
| The art of webcamming has progressed to the point where people will broadcast their own posthumous decomposition.
to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Oct 22, 2002 | Voraphiles, or "vores" for short, are a subculture of people that get turned on by one creature consuming another. Often, the vore fetish is intertwined with furry fetishism. Other times, vore erotica is intimately tied with cannibalism and necrophilia. Other voraphiliacs combine vore fetish with religious fetishism, leading to images of angels eating or being eaten by a variety of other creatures. Yet others combine the Freudian sexual fetishism of violence with the Jungian ouroboros symbolism of serpentine consumption and build giant anamatronic snakes.
to Sex by isosceles |
| Friday Oct 18, 2002 | The
gay male community is having a somewhat understated
schism at the moment. Currently, there are aficionados of standard gay fare, oral and anal sex, but there is a growing (and vocal!)
contingent which are into
consensual frotteurism, specifically
rubbing penises together. This is sometimes known as
"swordfighting." The
devotees of this brand of lovemaking refer to themselves, politico-partisan-style, as
cock rub warriors.
to Sex by isosceles |
| Wednesday Oct 16, 2002 | Bad music scares me.
to Flash by isosceles |
| Tuesday Oct 8, 2002 | Are your children smarter than average? Perhaps you want to read them Fairy Tales for the Erudite, featuring great renditions of such classics as The Minikin Incarnadine Cowl-Titivated Gamine (a.k.a. "Little Red Riding Hood"), or The Basilic Paludal Denizen (a.k.a. "The Frog Prince"), or perhaps simply The Elves and the Shoemaker. to Books by isosceles |
| Monday Oct 7, 2002 | Argyria is a medical condition wherein ingestion of quasi-medical silver compounds causes the skin to turn blue-grey. This discoloration corresponds to silver deposits in the skin. As silver is a generally nontoxic substance, argyria is physically harmless, although the permanent disfigurement can have profound psychological effects. There are more than a few famous cases of argyria. to Health by isosceles |
| Tuesday Oct 1, 2002 | Laurie Hogin is a very interesting artist. A fan of 17th Century Flemish painting styles, she applies them to a wide variety of otherwise mundane and cuddly animal subjects. Except, terrifyingly, sometimes said subjects are neither mundane nor cuddly. to Art by isosceles |
| Thursday Sep 26, 2002 | There's been a recent surge in the popularity of "nerd porn." Sure, we've had poorly doctored images like Linux Loving Sluts, but now there are various sites which promote otherwise nondescript geeky people in a variety of risqué situations. Could it be that the Internet generation has become disenchanted or inured to the constant barrage of artificial beauty? Have we traded silicone for silicon?
to Sex by isosceles |
| Wednesday Sep 25, 2002 | John Maynard Keynes was a hell of a guy. He knew what to sell and he knew what to buy. Best of all, he knew that C, G, and I Plus (X minus M), minus T, equaled Y. to Economics by isosceles |
| Sunday Sep 22, 2002 | Some people are supporters of clown porn. Others are against clown porn. No matter what your opinion on clown porn is, you've got to acknowledge that it's here to stay -- in both its mundane and risqué forms. to Sex by isosceles |
| Deviant Desires is a very interesting guide to all that is nonconformist in tbe bedroom. It has such features as a fetish quiz, a Venn Diagram of sexual fetishes (including alternate ways of connecting kinks), and a radio show.
to Sex by isosceles |
| Thursday Sep 19, 2002 | I never really got the concept of online auctions. It's still a little alien to me. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Tuesday Aug 13, 2002 | When I was a young lad, I would often see cartoons of
Yosemite Sam singing the first few bars of
"Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum." Little did I realize what an
utterly gruesome song it was.
to Music by isosceles |
| Tuesday Jul 30, 2002 | Oh grow up and be a man, will you?
to Health by isosceles |
| Tuesday Jul 23, 2002 | Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have an epileptic seizure. But not often. to Health by isosceles |
| Friday Jul 19, 2002 | Wesley Willis wants you to have a very merry Christmas. to Flash by isosceles |
| Thursday Jul 18, 2002 | Jim Traficant, one of the most colorful politicians around, originator of such terms as "Bric-a-Bracin, ratchet-fratchet nincompoops" and "Internal Rectal Service", was quite vocal during congressional proceedings regarding his recent actions. Beam me up. to News by isosceles |
| Thursday Jul 11, 2002 | You haven't lived until you've seen Cobra: The Musical. to Art by isosceles |
| Friday Jun 21, 2002 | Television spinoffs are one thing, but a fictional universe that contains multiple shows is another. NBC is a good example: Kramer from Seinfeld is the landlord of Paul Buckman (from Mad About You)'s bachelor apartment; Ursula from Mad About You is the twin sister of Phoebe from Friends. In addition, Urkel from Family Matters (itself a spinoff of Perfect Strangers) crashed a jet back into the cast of Step By Step -- one of whose characters, Dana, made an appearance on the show Boy Meets World. While the obvious motive for such connections is increased marketshare (after all, link a new series to a known good one to increase brand recognition), it's amusing that the linking series almost always outlive the linked ones.
to Television by isosceles |
| Monday Jun 17, 2002 | I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but a rabbit on your mouse is positively ridiculous. to Flash by isosceles |
| I've noticed that movie studios often put up Web pages for their movies. After the movie has graduated from theatre to video and eventually faded from public consciousness, the Web pages are still up. Maybe the Webmasters forgot. Maybe they want to preserve the moment. to Movies by isosceles |
| Explore the offbeat and sometimes oxymoronic world of vegetarian vampires. to Culture by isosceles |
| Thursday Jun 13, 2002 | The seemingly humble sport of bowling has ancient origins. The sport has been played by Dynastic Egyptians, Ancient Greeks, Imperial Romans, the Goths, and the English.
to Sports by isosceles |
| Wednesday Jun 12, 2002 | The W32.Elkern virus has a few dead giveaways. It usurps the MZ Header in the Windows PE Format (used by executables) to insert an entry point to its own code. Normally, the MZ header contains a stub program called WINSTUB.EXE that prints "This program can not be used in DOS mode." and exits. The virus programmers bungled that message, so it says "This program must be run under Win32". The presence of that message is a dead giveaway of virus infection. That message, as well as the SMTP commands the virus uses to propagate itself, can be seen with the POSIX strings command.
to Security by isosceles |
| Perhaps you'd like to learn how to make it in the online porn
industry. to Sex by isosceles |
| The Goth subculture is perhaps the least understood of any pop subculture. Their origins are in dispute, but it's generally accepted that the movement is born of the post-punk movement among aficionados of bands like Bauhaus and Joy Division. They are often on the receiving end of ridicule and scorn. The situation isn't helped by the fact that, even when lent an understanding eye, Goths manage to make a mockery of themselves.
to Culture by isosceles |
| Friday Jun 7, 2002 | Some very bizarre people have so much free time, they write clones of Dance Dance Revolution in Python. to Wackos by isosceles |
| Thursday May 30, 2002 | Typical slash fiction depicts sexual relations between characters on shows like Star Trek or X Files. Non-typical slash fiction depicts sexual relations between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, the Iron Chefs, characters from Sesame Street, and most disturbing of all -- Garfield. to Sex by isosceles |
| Some people like Airwolf so much, they're willing to write Airwolf fanfiction. Or start Airwolf clubs. Or cast Cheech Marin in imaginary Airwolf sequels.
I guess there must not be a lot for Airwolf fans to do in Sweden...
to Television by isosceles |
| Remember NeXT Computers? It was the apple of Steve's eye. While it's common knowledge that the software has received a new lease on life, apparently some enterprising individuals have decided to modify the case beyond all recognition. And how pretty those polished cases are! But what happens when you go too far? to Computing by isosceles |
| Tuesday May 14, 2002 | Looks like I'm descended from Charlemagne. And so are you. to History by isosceles |
| Friday May 10, 2002 | Radon (a radioactive element) kills! Radon (atomic weight 222) is deadly! Get your house tested for radon as quickly as possible! Understand the dangers of radon.
to Health by isosceles |
| Wednesday May 8, 2002 | People who obviously aren't fans of the movie adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's works are petitioning to change the name of the upcoming movie The Two Towers, claiming it is a dark reference to September 11, 2001. to Literature by isosceles |
| Monday Apr 29, 2002 | Only the Pet Shop Boys would have the balls to sing a song about homosexual love with Eminem. to Music by isosceles |
| Sunday Apr 28, 2002 | For those who like to create alphabets, there's always Alphabet Soup, a neat software toy that turns starter glyphs into strange mutations.
to Art by isosceles |
| The Sumerians are all dead, which just goes to show that ziggurats are hazardous to your health. Still, for the aficionado of the Sumerian language, it's good to know you can buy the language books online. to Linguistics by isosceles |
| Choose Your Own Adventure meets Samuel Beckett. The result: Waiting for Godot: The Interactive Adventure.
to Literature by isosceles |
| So what Star Wars character would you bang? to Movies by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 24, 2002 | Remember Hypercolor clothing? Just like Mood Rings, it changed colors based on your body temperature. Well, only the hot spots of your body: your armpits and crotch. It always seemed like a half-baked idea, yet people still insist on doing stupid things to their clothes. to Fashion by isosceles |
| Tuesday Apr 23, 2002 | Extracting semen from a bull can be very difficult... yet rewarding. to Zoology by isosceles |
| Monday Apr 22, 2002 | Objective Christian Ministries doesn't like Apple Computers because it promotes Darwinism (among other anti-Christian reasons.) Objective Ministries also doesn't want Landover Baptist to stay open, and has started a fervent campaign on its front page. In fact, clicking on a banner ad from Objective Ministries reveals that they want you to boycott just about everything. to Religion by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 17, 2002 | Speaking of the Time Cube, find out what happens when somebody has the time cube read via a text to speech converter and the resulting robotic tirade is recorded onto an bizarre MP3 with a twisted spoken-word version of Copacabana tacked on to the end. to Music by isosceles |
| Wednesday Apr 10, 2002 | Prythee no sport with stingy or play asperity game. I think.
to Linguistics by isosceles |
| So you'd like to learn more about Transformers, eh? The site seibertron.com certainly has the information you need. It's just not clear where the girly pics fit in. Diva Bomb! Transform! to Television by isosceles |
| Indigarden said it best: "His name Khai. He smoke bong. He this height and this long. Cum see the videos!" to Wackos by isosceles |
| Monday Apr 8, 2002 | If the automobile had not been invented, then Knight Rider would be Mr. Ed. to Television by isosceles |
| Da Yoopers are Northern Michigan's greatest band, with their discography including such timeless classics as If I Could Fart Like My Dad. to Music by isosceles |
| Atheists believe in a godless universe. Buddhists believe in a formless universe. The Lovecraftians believe in a mindless universe. And nihilists believe in a pointless universe. to Religion by isosceles |
| Those looking to die have many methods to choose from. Yet nearly all experts recommend the use of helium or another inert gas.
to Culture by isosceles |
| Wednesday Mar 27, 2002 | So you want to save money? Try these money saving ideas. to Commerce by isosceles |
| Tuesday Mar 26, 2002 | Husbands need love too. to Sex by isosceles |
| If Transformers,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,Voltron,GI Joe, and He-Man were the first tier of cheesy 80's
cartoons, and if Go-Bots, ThunderCats, MASK,
and Silverhawks
were the second tier, then I can imagine a third tier of also-rans: Dinosaucers,
TigerSharks,
Jem,Turbo
Teen, and the incomparable Street
Frogs!
to Television by isosceles |
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