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Sunday
Sep 8, 2002
Jesus wants you to cut your hair, you hippie freak.
to Religion by george
Friday
Jun 28, 2002
If you're stuck in the year 30-something C.E. and you want to get home, head over to the crucifixion and hitch a ride home with the Catholic Church.
to Religion by george
Thursday
Jun 6, 2002
The Dead Kennedys are currently touring sans presidential candidate and ex-lead singer Jello Biafra. The legal spat between the band and Jello have caused fans to create boycott shows opposite Dead Kennedys concerts or, in one case, put Jello back on stage with the band. (Video of the gelatin assault is here)
to Music by george
Wednesday
Apr 17, 2002
Did Time-Warner Cable force a white man to quit his job because he married a black woman? The foreman of the jury thinks so.
to Law by george
Monday
Jul 30, 2001
The best thing about these auctions for x-rays of what people have stuck up their asses is that it's for charity.
to Photography by george
Friday
Jul 27, 2001
" I Am Jack's Younger Self": The Secret Connections between "Fight Club" and "Calvin and Hobbes" REVEALED!
to Comics by george
Monday
Jul 23, 2001
Tired of having to recite your favorite bible passages in your head to keep the demons of secular music from corrupting you? Re-Versed Lyrics will let you sing along... with God! They have new lyrics for all your favorites, including Smells Like Teen Spirit, Smokin in the Boys Room, The Themesong to The Monkees and the ultra-secular Onward Christian Soldiers. Think Weird Al Yankovic only without all the sex, drugs, and moral decay.
to Religion by george
Friday
Jun 8, 2001
Some of my friends collect used arcade games for their apartments. I was thinking about going to an auction, but then I found something even better.
to Games by george
Wednesday
May 30, 2001
Students are being denied federal funds for education if they have a drug history. Should presidents be denied salaries for their drug histories as well?
to Drugs by george
Thursday
May 10, 2001
Like many people, I felt that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was a bit lacking in the car chase department. Luckily, BMW saw this void in our culture and presents Ang Lee's latest effort.
to Movies by george
Wednesday
May 9, 2001
NetBSD on a Dreamcast. Unix on a GameBoy. Linux on a Playstation 2. Linux on a Palm. Windows CE on a Dreamcast.
to Computing by george
Monday
May 7, 2001
Space Invaders are invading, maybe in a city near you.
to Culture by george
Monday
Apr 23, 2001
I don't know which surprised me more, the fact that Euro-Disneyland was still open or that people think it needs parking.
to Humor by george
Monday
Apr 16, 2001
Allison Silverman's diary provides insight on what it's like to be a writer for the The Daily Show.
to Television by george
Wednesday
Apr 11, 2001
I was happy to find the Center for the Public Domain, what with the corporate landgrab for ideas I didn't think were ownable. Still, I wonder if reasonable intellectual property laws can come from an organization with a copyright at the bottom of each page.
to Law by george
Tuesday
Apr 10, 2001
I thought the stock crash killed off dumb dotcoms. BidForSurgery.com proved me wrong -- but I've always wondered what would happen if you could bid for doctors.
to Health by george
Friday
Mar 9, 2001
The Dead Letter Office holds the last thoughts of people who have just died. The letters range from the simple to the intriguing to the regretful to the poetic. Spend some time just hitting refresh
to Culture by george
Monday
Mar 5, 2001
Screech has been with you through all life's adventures. Why not learn chess with him too?
to Games by george
Wednesday
Feb 28, 2001
Too many reams of paper and CDs lying around? Combine them for origami fun.
to Web by george
Wednesday
Jan 31, 2001
Emulation got you down? Play Zelda and lots of variants running natively under DOS/Windows.
to Games by george
Monday
Jan 22, 2001
Kevin Smith is truly a renaissance man. He writes, directs, stars in and produces some of the funniest movies in the past 10 years, as well as a shortlived cartoon on ABC. He owns and operates a comic book store in his home state of New Jersey. And if that isn't enough, he writes for comic books like Daredevil and books based on his movie characters. Right now he's working on his fifth movie, and he still manages to make it to mass.
to Culture by george
Saturday
Jan 20, 2001
Enjoy baths, but hate all that watery wetness? Jellybath has what you need to solidify your baths. Be sure to watch their instructional video for safe and effective use.
to Commerce by george
Tuesday
Jan 16, 2001
CleanFlicks claims to give you "just the good stuff." I would argue that they do just the opposite.
to Movies by george
This site will no doubt be the cause of a backlash against the whole AmIHotorNot.com meme.
to Pets by george
Wednesday
Jan 10, 2001
Polythelia is the medical term for having more than two nipples. It can occur in men and women, and the extra nipples are usually vertically aligned with the normal two, despite how they are portrayed in the movies. They were long thought to be the mark (or Marky Mark) of a witch, but they can now be safely removed to avoid being burned at the stake. Eventually I found two pages with somewhat dubious statistics about polythelia, but the best information about it for a layperson such as myself can be found at Nerve.
to Health by george
Monday
Jan 8, 2001
Where do Quake players turn when they have problems with their "joysticks" or trading wives? Luckily Mynx is there to get them over their crush on Lara Croft. Hilarity ensues when she chooses a style pioneered by two leading humor sites.
to Sex by george
Sunday
Jan 7, 2001
The recent Penny Arcade/Jerkcity interplay fits surprisingly well in the standard plot structure of exposition, rising action, climax, falling action and denoument. Ahulgahlahg.
to Comics by george
Friday
Jan 5, 2001
Airtoons seems like a logical extension of Project Mayhem.
to Travel by george
Everyone knows that Pokemon makes kids explode, but apparently it also steals their souls in the process.
to Religion by george
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