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Friday
Oct 7, 2005
Here, have a history of the codpiece.
to Fashion by fringehead
I want to balance rocks on each other for a living too!
to Art by fringehead
Thursday
Oct 6, 2005
Various obsessive maniacs have attempted to create a vocabulary for describing interpersonal relationships
to Linguistics by fringehead
Your trick or treating will be legendary, even in Hell.
to Culture by fringehead
Pardon me, but we own the music of your phone number
to Law by fringehead
In the tradition of Regrettable Foods, a photogallery of very special company potluck food, most of which is orange cheese.
to Food by fringehead
Thursday
Dec 9, 2004
Petism is now! Let's learn about it.
to Sex by fringehead
Monday
Jun 21, 2004
Grindcore is now transhuman, thanks to Caninus and Hatebeak.
to Music by fringehead
Thursday
May 27, 2004
They have their own personals, their own slang, their own philosophy, and a combined IQ of about 85. Oh, and their own porn, too.
to Music by fringehead
Saturday
May 15, 2004
Cremation experts know how to burn a fat person, how to stay safe and cool, and where to get an attractively light-hearted urn.
to Culture by fringehead
Wednesday
May 12, 2004
The Infinite Cat Project is attempting a grandiose internet trompe l'oeuil effect.
to Art by fringehead
Saturday
Apr 10, 2004
Bubble wrap, Skittles, and worry fill the world of obsessive-compulsive artists.
to Art by fringehead
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages.
to Religion by fringehead
Wednesday
Apr 7, 2004
The chicken obeys.
to Food by fringehead
Tuesday
Apr 6, 2004
Artist Dan Goodsell keeps an obsessive collection of advertising- and food-related toys.
to Art by fringehead
Sunday
Apr 4, 2004
Jesus and Mary are everywhere, including in a Milwaukee tree stump, on a financial building in Florida, and even on the slopes!
to Religion by fringehead
Thursday
Mar 25, 2004
Dow Corning Dilatant Compound 3179 is available in quantities of one hundred, five (multiple color choices), and 1 pounds. Go nuts with the funny papers.
to Toys by fringehead
Saturday
Mar 13, 2004
The Octopus News keeps us up to date on the world of cephalopods.
to Science by fringehead
Friday
Feb 20, 2004
Soulmates are now available for Objectivists, French Maid fetishists, NASCAR fans, evangelical BDSM enthusiasts, straight or gay diaper people, millionaires, bikers, amateur radio operators, truckers, and midgets.
to Sex by fringehead
Thursday
Feb 19, 2004
Be careful of your cash machine.
to Finance by fringehead
Tuesday
Feb 3, 2004
At least they didn't use the word "idol" in the name of the show.
to Media by fringehead
Wednesday
Jan 21, 2004
Ah, the Magical Gadgets of yesteryear. I always wanted a BoneFone, myself, and everything described as "executive".
to Gadgets by fringehead
Thursday
Dec 4, 2003
For parents horrified by the shape of their babies' heads, there is a solution.
to Health by fringehead
Sunday
Oct 5, 2003
Remember the car from that movie?
to Movies by fringehead
Follow the history of alphabets with animated evolutionary graphics.
to Linguistics by fringehead
Sunday
Sep 7, 2003
Somewhere between steampunk and Max Ernst lies the magical world of the Industrial Art Gallery.
to Art by fringehead
Wednesday
Sep 3, 2003
It's Choose your Own Adventure, old skool style, with Goofus and Gallant.
to Education by fringehead
Wednesday
Aug 27, 2003
In America, people don't stop at a puny double burger. We go all the way. Because that's what a hamburger's all about. (Editor's note: Turn off javascript before following this link, or you will be redirected to another site.)
to Food by fringehead
Thursday
Aug 21, 2003
Travellers wishing to reduce their hotel expenses can consult a handy guide to discount accommodations, with rankings by survey and some even odder alternatives for those who won't be near an airport.
to Travel by fringehead
Monday
Aug 18, 2003
Download digital music, old skool style.
to Music by fringehead
Thursday
Jul 17, 2003
The Lord's Prayer is now available in more than 1200 languages, including hieroglyphics, the Langue D'Oc, and a curious assortment of "Constructed Languages" including the inescapable Ebonics and the inexplicable Apthtesalon.
to Religion by fringehead
Wednesday
Jun 25, 2003
Take a magical trip back to the 1970s, when a new religion was in an awkward stage.
to Religion by fringehead
Monday
Jun 16, 2003
Laci Peterson's murder was a dreadful thing, but someone has found a way to make it all better.
to Music by fringehead
Friday
May 30, 2003
The California Coastline Project is 12,000 photos into documenting the entire coast of the state with two people, a camera, and a helicopter. Public response has varied from the interested to the psychotic, and Barbra Streisand is suing.
to Photography by fringehead
Thursday
May 8, 2003
White-bread losers with insufficient soul can now accessorize their lifestyles.
to Society by fringehead
Sunday
Apr 27, 2003
Snakes? Weird! Buildings? Ok. HazMat shelters? Maybe. But churches, probably not.
to Technology by fringehead
Tuesday
Apr 8, 2003
The Art-o-mat project is making use of banned technology in a good cause.
to Art by fringehead
Saturday
Apr 5, 2003
It's hard to imagine a less tolerant environment for these guys, but lots of them like stock car racing, and some of them particularly like to follow Jeff Gordon's career.
to Sports by fringehead
Monday
Mar 3, 2003
MotoGP racing stars beware. The Japanese are training early.
to Sports by fringehead
Monday
Feb 10, 2003
The Dear Leader's birthday is coming up, and what better way to celebrate than with appropriate Juche-thought gifts?
to Politics by fringehead
Thursday
Jan 30, 2003
Prepubescent girls. Beef. Pre-pubescent girls on beef. Pre-pubescent girls after beef. Any questions?
to Food by fringehead
Thursday
Jan 9, 2003
Girls got rhythm at two minutes to midnight. Surrender in mysterious ways.
to Music by fringehead
Wednesday
Jan 8, 2003
In 1955, John Fitch witnessed the worst racing accident ever, and eventually invented the familiar safety barriers we see on highways today as a result.
to Transportation by fringehead
Monday
Dec 16, 2002
Straight outta Middle Earth, yo.
to Music by fringehead
Wednesday
Dec 4, 2002
CNN made the error of inviting the world to propose designs for a rebuilt World Trade Center. The results range from touchingly childlike and inane to thoroughly mad.
to Society by fringehead
Monday
Nov 25, 2002
The worlds of Tolkien fans, sock puppets, and blogs meet at the Middle Earth Sock Puppet Theatre.
to Culture by fringehead
Saturday
Nov 23, 2002
Despite or perhaps because of its ghetto status, the 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor now has its own fan site, portal, and reviews.
to Drugs by fringehead
Saturday
Nov 16, 2002
Here's a sure sign that the Doom Generation is old and rich: they have their own aerobics now.
to Health by fringehead
Tuesday
Nov 12, 2002
Railguns aren't just for amateurs anymore. enterprising engineering students and their older and scarier professors are building the weapons of the next decade.
to Warfare by fringehead
Thursday
Nov 7, 2002
Johnny Disco wants you to know about his career in television in film and the conspiracy against him, but apparently not about his sinister connection to Canada.
to Wackos by fringehead
Monday
Nov 4, 2002
Now there's an IMDB just for cartoons!
to Movies by fringehead
Saturday
Oct 26, 2002
According to their government, the Australians are being overrun with feral camels. Take their camel, please! All of it!
to Zoology by fringehead
Tuesday
Oct 22, 2002
Everything nowadays is self-referential art, even auctions.
to Art by fringehead
Tuesday
Sep 3, 2002
U.S. residents interested in the cognitive dissonance between bellicose politicians and their personal histories need look no further than the Chickenhawk Database.
to Politics by fringehead
Sunday
Aug 25, 2002
Tired of socially responsible investments that lose money like crazy? Switch sides and profit from evil: alcohol, tobacco, gambling, and good old fashioned war.
to Finance by fringehead
Sunday
Aug 18, 2002
Parody king Weird Al Yankovic, like everything else in American pop culture, now has a parallel universe version of himself for the born-again set. listen and compare if you dare.
to Music by fringehead
Tuesday
Jul 23, 2002
In the unlikely surroundings of Death Valley, California, an opera house has been running for more than 30 years. Owner Marta Becket and her work are the subject of a documentary film now as well.
to Art by fringehead
Wednesday
Jul 17, 2002
Sesame Street may have expanded their horizons recently, but Bert and Ernie's coming out at Sundance was not well-received by their owners.
to Television by fringehead
Friday
Jul 5, 2002
The legendary New York Dolls got their name from a very unusual hospital. And it's not the only one. Plus, of course, there's fan fiction.
to Toys by fringehead
Wednesday
Jun 26, 2002
Stuck in the 80s? Your wayback machine is here! Just put on some of these and reach for the stars.
to Culture by fringehead
Tuesday
Jun 25, 2002
The furry people are taking stock of their movement even as they go commercial, seemingly immune to mockery .
to Sex by fringehead
Monday
Jun 24, 2002
Serious auction fans will shun Ebay's health care options and just bid on their own medical care. cosmetic surgery, anyone?
to Commerce by fringehead
Friday
Jun 21, 2002
Goatboy decided that it was time to move to the country, be a satyr, and collect player pianos. One of his favorite tunes is Ida, the Wayward Sturgeon.
to Culture by fringehead
Monday
May 6, 2002
The Periodic Table may be a fine fad for now, but The Church is Forever. For those keeping Eternal Score at home, this handy wall chart is a must.
to Religion by fringehead
Thursday
May 2, 2002
The world of fantasy sports was already strange enough without bowling, bass fishing, or the more ominous fantasy gymnastics phenomenon, which includes a junior league.
to Sports by fringehead
Friday
Apr 26, 2002
Hey everyone! Let's filk about food safety!
to Music by fringehead
Tuesday
Apr 23, 2002
If I could talk to the animals, I'd need a phrasebook. coin coin! hu-lu h-lu! gik gak! aw kvak!
to Linguistics by fringehead
Why waste valuable cash on expensive sex toys when you can roll your own?
to Sex by fringehead
Wednesday
Apr 17, 2002
Got a question for G-d? You can't reach Him, but you can Ask Moses, twenty-four hours a day, six days a week!
to Religion by fringehead
Friday
Apr 5, 2002
Photojournalist A Raffaele Ciriello's career began in racing coverage but quickly took him to some of the world's worst war zones, including Afghanistan, Somalia,, and Sierra Leone. The end of his own career (and his life) is also documented on his site.
to News by fringehead
Friday
Feb 15, 2002
If you thought Richard D. James was a bad girl, wait until you see Dubbya!
to Art by fringehead
When you get a good one going, why not immortalize it? Their competitor makes sure the ladies aren't left out either. True connoisseurs will want to join the club.
to Fashion by fringehead
Thursday
Feb 14, 2002
Be more careful with your tugboat, ok?
to Transportation by fringehead
Friday
Feb 1, 2002
Gentlemen, start your pasteurized process cheese food.
to Sports by fringehead
Friday
Jan 18, 2002
Know your Mass Murderers, including the wannabees and the champ!
to Law by fringehead
Thursday
Dec 13, 2001
Never mind the Segway, here's the Megway!
to Humor by fringehead
Monday
Dec 10, 2001
The glory days of the past echo again with today's new technology: MP3.. Flash.. KAZOOS!
to Music by fringehead
Friday
Dec 7, 2001
Meet El Duce: the late lamented singer for the Shock rock sensation of the 80s, an idol to many, and possibly the key to the Kurt Kobain Konspiracy.
to Music by fringehead
Friday
Nov 9, 2001
God's Game Show gives away His shoes, His puzzles, His phonecard, and His Really Ugly Candles. And don't forget the 4:20!
to Religion by fringehead
Wednesday
Nov 7, 2001
Not sure if you're going to be laid off? Stop fretting and calculate it.
to Economics by fringehead
Tuesday
Oct 30, 2001
Don't kaboom or poke when you can BONK!
to Sports by fringehead
Monday
Oct 29, 2001
You don't need a Ferrari or a Ducati to be a race driver. Racing fun can be found in your tool cabinet, your garden shed, and your local junkyard!
to Sports by fringehead
Tuesday
Aug 21, 2001
Advertisers seeking to make their message ubiquitous have invaded gas pumps, supermarket checkout lines, and even now the time you spend waiting for others to answer the phone. And you can't run to the bathroom to escape, either.
to Commerce by fringehead
Friday
Aug 17, 2001
An unholy alliance between newspapers and funeral homes has produced an Internet Portal of Death. For $195 you can be immortal!
to Commerce by fringehead
Monday
Jul 30, 2001
Careful market research has revealed the most wanted and least wanted paintings and songs in the world. Please make a note of them.
to Culture by fringehead
Sunday
Jul 29, 2001
If you're planning on becoming a disruptive urban performance artist, please consult this handy guide first to avoid repeating the work of previous geniuses.
to Art by fringehead
Tuesday
Jul 24, 2001
Follow the adventures of the little ninja as he travels through the ancient world...
to Flash by fringehead
Wednesday
Jul 18, 2001
Allow Excreman to take you on a magical journey through the life of a little man made of feces.
to Culture by fringehead
Tuesday
Jul 3, 2001
God bless American car culture. We've created the ultimate gothmobile.
to Transportation by fringehead
Wednesday
Jun 27, 2001
Imps and assboys, fear the approach of THOR!.
to Culture by fringehead
Tuesday
Jun 12, 2001
Worst resume EVER!
to Wackos by fringehead
In the market for some bad advice? Get help with sex, ethics, games, and the world of the very miscellaneous. Or just from some random teenager. Priced per minute.
to Internet by fringehead
Friday
May 25, 2001
Possess the souls of the famous for a fee! A legion of celebrities awaits you, from Dr. Seuss to Tojo. All brought to you by some dubious royalty.
to Wackos by fringehead
Tuesday
May 1, 2001
If you're filling out this year's census in the U.K., you can do it in other languages than English. Sort of. Obleeged gif ye'd scrieve in.
to Government by fringehead
Wednesday
Apr 18, 2001
Pulitzer prize-winning author Michael Chabon's personal site has an excerpt from the winning novel, but also reveals Chabon's interests in Cthulhiana, television, the X-Men movie, and his own favorite reading.
to Literature by fringehead
Monday
Apr 9, 2001
Alternative fuels aren't just for hippies and wack jobs any more. You can run your car on old fast food oil or other grease, or just race under the sun...
to Science by fringehead
Wednesday
Mar 28, 2001
It sucks to have a phone. It sucks to shop for home improvement stuff. It sucks to work at an apartment complex. It sucks to be at a Wal-Mart. In fact, it just all sucks.
to Commerce by fringehead
Saturday
Mar 24, 2001
Jeff Krulik maintains a mind-blowing archive of video material, including his work in public access television, out-of-control fandom, a museum of erotica, and of course his almost-famous collaboration with John Heyn: Heavy Metal Parking Lot and its many sequels.
to Movies by fringehead
Thursday
Mar 8, 2001
Action figures of rock stars!... Bad Scifi TV Show Characters!... Current events dioramas!... Gods!...
to Toys by fringehead
Wednesday
Feb 28, 2001
Looking for a gift for that plus-sized goth in your life? You need go no further than this charming little shop.
to Fashion by fringehead
Friday
Feb 16, 2001
Just in case you had to be reminded, the Internet is a very big place. Big enough to hold The Rick Springfield Fan Club, a William Shatner Impersonator, and.. umm.. a 47-year-old divorced Peter Pan. We're at a loss.
to Wackos by fringehead
Thursday
Nov 2, 2000
The Goth thing has been going for so long that they've all grown up and got jobs. So it's apparently time for them to get furniture, including beds for undead pets and the Entertainment Center of the Damned.
to Culture by fringehead
Monday
Oct 16, 2000
Need to explain recent cultural history to a gamer friend? Try this exhibit of notable events redone in a format that might be more familiar.
to Art by fringehead
Tuesday
Oct 10, 2000
Why be a namby-pamby vegetarian or a half-baked vegan when you can reject capitalism, meat, money, and fresh food entirely? Become a freegan today. Advantages include the thrill of dumpster diving, membership in a proud elite, and drinking urine.
to Wackos by fringehead
Saturday
Sep 2, 2000
It's well past time for the extreme sports thing to be over. Not only is it painfully easy to parody, but it's reached that stage of popular culture where snack food marketers, frustrated youth pastors and even Yahweh himself seem to be getting extreme. Game over!
to Culture by fringehead
Monday
Aug 28, 2000
It's getting harder to tell real meat propaganda from the Troy McClure parodies, and the Virginia Polytechnic Institute isn't helping.
to Food by fringehead
Thursday
Aug 17, 2000
Goth girls. Powerpuff Girls. Goth Powerpuff Girls?
to Culture by fringehead
Tuesday
Jul 11, 2000
The Alessi design shop in Italy is justly well-known for its fabulous history of design successes by well-known artists. How then to explain Mr. Suicide?
to Art by fringehead
Friday
Jul 7, 2000
Yes, there's a support group for everything. And everything else.
to Health by fringehead
Monday
Jun 12, 2000
Dog shoes. Glowing dogs. Holiday outfits. Any time is a good time for canine couture.
to Fashion by fringehead
Tuesday
Jun 6, 2000
There's the original Shaft. There are a couple of sequels. There's the new movie. And then, of course, there's the site everyone will be going to first, where you'll find out that there are no pumps, weights, or painful surgery and that great results can be achieved through exercise. And no, you can't get results that way.
to Media by fringehead
Friday
May 12, 2000
What is a Song-Poem? Cynics would say it's just amateur crap lyrics sung by tapped out studio musicians for vanity recordings. Refined esthetes, however, appreciate the homespun madness of this preserved folk art and its tormented creators.
to Music by fringehead
Tuesday
Apr 25, 2000
After Death Communications specialist Christine Toomey is helping us to pierce the veil of death and speak with both Princess Diana and, of course, Chris Farley. Future projects are under construction, and investors may wish to help spread the light. For now, Di has graciously agreed to provide a newsletter.
to Wackos by fringehead
Saturday
Mar 11, 2000
Seek spiritual help for your constipation, sufferer. May you have much success in finding your way to natural, fantastic bowel movements.
to Health by fringehead
Tuesday
Mar 7, 2000
Inevitably, there's a site called iDrink. Also inevitably, the Internet Community has risen to the occasion and presented us with a variety of new beverages, including a yogurt-based delight, a regional specialty, and a body part. Bottoms up!
to Food by fringehead
Friday
Feb 25, 2000
Michael Lesy's classic 1973 book Wisconsin Death Trip documents the mad, miserable, and bizarre existence of turn-of-the-century Black River Falls, Wisconsin through a collage of news articles and photographs from the time. The book has recently been re-issued, and this year a film based on Lesy's book will be released.
to Culture by fringehead
Thursday
Feb 17, 2000
Everyone agrees that clowns are terrifying. Here's graphic proof.
to Art by fringehead
Wednesday
Feb 2, 2000
Yaks are great. You get neato wool garments from them, have some butter, a spot of yak jerky, or just give in and buy a whole yak.
to Culture by fringehead
Saturday
Jan 8, 2000
The art of Masami Teraoka combines classical japanese print technique with modern and Western themes in a jarring and often hilarious way, and often on serious and contentious topics. Where else could you see McDonald's Hamburgers Invading Japan or The Geisha's AIDS Nightmare?
to Art by fringehead
Sunday
Jan 2, 2000
No visit to Houston, Texas is complete without a stop at the National Museum of Funeral History, a showcase of our country's proud heritage of funeral service. Auto enthusiasts will appreciate the hearse collection. Anyone can appreciate the practical beauty of the solid glass casket (air-tight!). And don't forget the Gift Shop. Where else could you get a casket putter, or an Any Day Above Ground is a Good One Gift Bag?
to Culture by fringehead
Tuesday
Dec 28, 1999
Here, have lots of Web Greeting Cards. They're all pretty awful, but of particular mention are the AngelWinks Clown Cards, the Pig Me Up Cards, and the alarming Stufti-Friends.
to Art by fringehead
Friday
Dec 24, 1999
Treat your terrified child within to the Pop-Up Book of Phobias this year. Remember, fear is a man's best friend.
to Humor by fringehead
Tuesday
Dec 14, 1999
Worried about those shootings in schools? Don't leave the delicate task of predicting and thwarting student violence to humans. A friendly, well-adjusted, and entirely non Big Brother-like computer program will do it for you. As they say, "the objective process resists bias."
to Education by fringehead
Friday
Dec 3, 1999
Next time you're in the hospital, beware. Your drugs and supplies may well have been purchased by online auction. How much am I bid for this fine case of Imodium?
to Health by fringehead
Tuesday
Nov 30, 1999
Marine Wives! Take heart! There is a place of comfort for you on the Internet. Bone up on your etiquette, find a rose (none available in POW-MIA area), or just read some really really really bad poems.
to Warfare by fringehead
Friday
Nov 19, 1999
The people at J&B Scotch want every child this Christmas to experience the magic of holiday drinking.
to Drugs by fringehead
Tuesday
Nov 16, 1999
If you have $6 US per month to blow, Weathertap has some pretty sexy up-to-the-minute weather imagery for you.
to Science by fringehead
The horrible Trinity Broadcasting Network televangelists have a Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh Gift Shop online now, where you can purchase amazing gewgaws such as Holy Land Anointing Oil, the KwikScan Bible, and the Scary Hair Lady's depression cure tape.
to Religion by fringehead
Monday
Nov 15, 1999
The State of California wants to help you get rid of your assault rifle before you take out a school.
to Warfare by fringehead
Friday
Oct 29, 1999
Want some truly underground music? Detritus archives the forbidden sounds of "appropriative" music, including John Oswald's classic Plunderphonic, Negativland's infamous U2 material , and scores of links to seditious attacks on copyright. The links page itself is an artistic anarchist's delight. Don't miss gunderphonic's take on Chuck D. and Herb Alpert.
to Music by fringehead
Monday
Oct 11, 1999
If you're like me, you probably don't have nearly enough Book of Mormon Figurines around the house. The vinyl ones are particularly suitable for dramatic tableaux in your office cubicle.
to Art by fringehead
Tuesday
Oct 5, 1999
Having a crappy life? Running from something or someone? Join the French Foreign Legion!
to Warfare by fringehead
Friday
Oct 1, 1999
Members of the White Master Race! Your Pontifex Maximus commands you to eat raw food!.
to Food by fringehead
Tuesday
Sep 28, 1999
Finally, a web portal for that lone gunman in your life. For a stirring call to arms, don't miss the Open Letter to the Community.
to Warfare by fringehead
Sunday
Sep 26, 1999
Sure the MP3 revolution is great, but too much attention is paid to a lot of pantywaist pop music for sissies. The real excitement is in MP3.com's Adult Country Music directory. Where else could we have found Government Chicken Boy?
to Music by fringehead
The Bible Believers Diet Plan: Obey it or suffer. Your body is NOT yours to make into a barrel of fat.
to Food by fringehead
Thursday
Sep 23, 1999
From 1915 until 1944, comic strip genius George Herriman created Krazy Kat, one of the most influential strips ever. Often imitated and never equalled, Herriman's inimitable graphical style and sensitivity to language still delight us today.
to Comics by fringehead
Wednesday
Sep 22, 1999
This is the Golf Swing of the Future! Plus of course the Fountain of Youth. It's all based on calcium, exercise, and of course Neo-Tech. Non sequitur is defined and illustrated with examples in Appendix E.
to Wackos by fringehead
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