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Friday
Apr 6, 2012
According to The Great War and Modern Memory, the following postcard was the first instantiation of the ubiquitous modern form.
to History by fool
Friday
Mar 16, 2012
Touchy is a human camera, who is blinded constantly until someone's touch enables the opening of the automated shutters.
to Art by fool
Monday
Apr 21, 2008
Time lapse video and article about a man stuck in an elevator for 41 hours.
to Transportation by fool
Friday
Apr 18, 2008
An interview with the gentleman who created the largest time-waster of modern computing reveals his admiration of fake or not as well as this outdated website.
to Games by fool
Thursday
Aug 30, 2007
Like literature by the volume? Read War and Peace and the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and still find yourself wanting more? May I recommend the Harvard Classics (5 feet, 85 pounds) or the Penguin Classics (52 miles, 763 pounds).
to Books by fool
Saturday
Jul 21, 2007
Thriller as performed by prisoners in the Philippines, Bollywood, and a wedding party.
to Art by fool
Friday
Nov 17, 2006
I learned everything I know about disco dance and heavy metal from the Finns.
to Culture by fool
Friday
Nov 10, 2006
At War with Baraka is an underground film which syncs Fricke's Baraka with the Flaming Lips' At War with the Mystics.
to Art by fool
Monday
Nov 6, 2006
Gore + Chic = Très Chic?
to Fashion by fool
Thursday
Sep 28, 2006
I want to build a robot that steals its own batteries.
to Robotics by fool
Tuesday
Aug 15, 2006
The conventional story of the invention of calculus holds that Newton and Leibniz independently developed methods for integration and differentiation. Although this account is a matter of dispute, it is also probably wrong. The Yuktibhāsā provides a description of integration which predated both Newton's and Leibniz's work by approximately 130 years.
to Mathematics by fool
Thursday
Jun 8, 2006
Certainly, the Beatles were influnced by Indian music in a positive way. But I wonder if the same could be said for the influnece of the Beatles on Indian music.
to Music by fool
Sunday
May 28, 2006
What is greater than God? More evil than the devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. And if you eat it, you will die. The answer: nothing.
to Religion by fool
Tuesday
Apr 25, 2006
The Perry Bible Fellowship comics come in a variety of different styles.
to Comics by fool
Sunday
Mar 26, 2006
Life in Japan is much more entertaining when you just make up what people are saying to you.
to Linguistics by fool
Thursday
Mar 9, 2006
The Knockoff*Project catalogs album artwork with suspicious originality.
to Music by fool
Sunday
Feb 19, 2006
Rejected Family Learning Channel Cartoon will make you feel as if you are easily amused or at least handle rejection well.
to Movies by fool
Sunday
Jan 22, 2006
Thermite burning a hole in a car and other brilliant google videos.
to Entertainment by fool
Friday
Dec 9, 2005
Henry 'Box' Brown's life story brings entire new meaning to the phrase living in a box.
to History by fool
Wednesday
Dec 7, 2005
Two minutes and Twenty-Two Seconds into "Come on! Feel the Illinoise!" on Sufjen Stevens' Illinois, all of a sudden The Cure's Close to Me starts up. I guess, that's a bit like Jazz people quoting each other or Puffy using some pop hook. But why does it feel so wrong?
to Music by fool
Saturday
Dec 3, 2005
It seems there are groups for those very elaborate fantasies involving destruction of GAP and Urban Outfitters stores.
to Fashion by fool
Tuesday
Nov 29, 2005
Io is a relatively new language on the dynamic programming block. It compares favorably with Python and Ruby in terms of performance. Io is also small and easily embeddable, as would be evidenced by the iol4 operating system.
to Computing by fool
Sunday
Oct 30, 2005
Halloween is actually a ripped-off Celt holiday.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Oct 20, 2005
Gridgame is an aesthetically-pleasing variant of Conway's game of life.
to Flash by fool
Tuesday
Sep 13, 2005
The debate continues: ethical or belligerent treatment of aliens?
to Occult by fool
Sunday
Aug 28, 2005
Apparently dry spaghetti do not break in half. While that little bit of knowledge is certainly the basis of an excellent bet , it must take a ball or two make the same argument to the Physical Review Letters crowd.
to Science by fool
Friday
Jul 22, 2005
If this is what sugarcrash is all about, I am quite reluctent to find out what snowcrash involves.
to Games by fool
Thursday
Jul 7, 2005
Robots! Please deviate from the fighting, breakdancing, or fighting and breakdancing program.
to Media by fool
Friday
Jul 1, 2005
I have a strange feeling that surrealists actually kind of like it when people rip them off or (perhaps) debase their films.
to Art by fool
Thursday
Jun 30, 2005
If you are tired of being upstaged by fellows in their fancy Seersucker Suits, then might I suggest you get a Ghille Suit.
to Fashion by fool
Thursday
May 19, 2005
Hapland and Haplan 2 will have you wasting minutes like lemmings off a cliff.
to Flash by fool
Sunday
May 8, 2005
People in the salons of London and New York are abuzz with completely frivolous bullshit.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
May 5, 2005
If flash puzzles aren't hardcore enough for you, perhaps you're ready for the python challenge.
to Games by fool
Friday
Apr 8, 2005
Do not, under any circumstances, confuse Shakeskin.com and Beautifulagony.com.
to Humor by fool
Friday
Mar 18, 2005
Play those funky breaks whiteboy.
to Art by fool
Friday
Mar 11, 2005
Stopped watching TV, but still crave profanity, violence, and nudity? Me too.
to Humor by fool
Monday
Feb 21, 2005
Really, I think McDonald's is missing the chance at becoming real classy.
to Humor by fool
Monday
Jan 31, 2005
With the proliferation of code-names for various products, perhaps a little care ought to be taken to make sure they've not been used.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Jan 27, 2005
On the off chance that you find yourself in fisticuffs with an extra implement I heartily recommend Self-defence with a Walking-stick.
to Security by fool
Sunday
Jan 23, 2005
Hurka and other 80s TV commercials from Hungary.
to Television by fool
Friday
Jan 21, 2005
When pornstars attack or when spokemen attack?
to Humor by fool
Monday
Dec 13, 2004
The perennial optimism of old computers as told through T-Shirts.
to Computing by fool
Thursday
Dec 9, 2004
While you probably don't know if P = NP, you might be curious to see if β2P contains LOGSNP without memorizing the whole zoo.
to Computing by fool
Friday
Dec 3, 2004
If you're fretting over holiday gifts, consider some of the more entertaining possibilities: cross stich, animal deterrents, television-blocking devices, parasite pals, games inolving electric shock, or what everyone really wants deep down: the opportunity to crush 2 to 3 different car formations.
to Commerce by fool
Wednesday
Nov 3, 2004
Not satisfied with the results of the election? Perhaps you ought to try one of these alternative exit strategies.
to Politics by fool
Saturday
Oct 30, 2004
Not to be confused with the Connection Machine from Thinking Machines, the Chess program Thinking Machine 4 visualizes search of the game tree.
to Computing by fool
Wednesday
Oct 20, 2004
How would a robot act if it was self-interested? Give me a coin or two, and I'll tell you exactly how it would behave.
to Art by fool
Friday
Oct 1, 2004
One manner of trying to assess the good or harm of political policy is to examine incidents that act as examples of actions that a policy advocates. Videos from military operations or tragedies provide evidece to spark discussion of such incidents. However, depending on one's intent, the collecting of such videos may itself be morally objectionable. Another important problem is that the veracity of these videos is also sometimes questionable. To conclude, it seems as if collecting and reporting of video by individuals in a political context is a new matter of ethical, sociological, and political interest.
to Media by fool
Saturday
Sep 25, 2004
As small bootable operating systems proliferate the communities using them are becoming increasing specialized. Take for instance the go boot cd or the goatse rescue floppy.
to Computing by fool
Tuesday
Sep 21, 2004
In my day, we used to crack with plastic whistles from cereal boxes! You kids with your new-fangled searching and fishing, I tell you it takes the art out of cracking.
to Computing by fool
Friday
Sep 17, 2004
A game where you have to breathe? That blows.
to Media by fool
Monday
Aug 23, 2004
Sometimes people are annoyingly distracted by their networked applications and unable to accomplish work. Making use of the new lockout program, you can firewall distraction.
to Computing by fool
Wednesday
Aug 18, 2004
Accidie is the medieval European notion of "sinful lethargy." Amae is the japanese notion of "indulgent dependence." Such ideas make us wonder if culture can affect what is considered an emotional state. This in turn might argue for a genetic linkage to emotional state. But then, maybe that's not such a good idea.
to Society by fool
Friday
Jul 30, 2004
Writers can go to great lengths to express the emotion and context in which a letter was written. But sometimes diction and vividness are elusive luxuries that time doesn't allow. Especially when you're just trying to send a quick email. EmoteMail addresses this by putting your facial expressions in the margins and rendering your typing speed as background shading. If you have a webcam, it might be worth giving the OSX or Windows client a whirl.
to Communication by fool
Friday
Jul 23, 2004
Sidebartenders vary from the simple to the complex.
to Internet by fool
Tuesday
Jul 13, 2004
The animals over at BuddyZoo let you compete for the title of the most popular instant messanger out in the college wild. But the social zoologists among us really want to sit back and calmly observe the animals through the bars. IMWatching does exactly that, only stopping short of letting you feed the critters peanuts.
to Zoology by fool
Wednesday
Jun 30, 2004
Sometimes you might feel as if you've really dug yourself a hole. That's all well and good, but before you equip your hole with internet access and then put pictures on the web, be sure you've got enough bandwidth to handle it. Even then, sometimes demand exceeds expectations. For these cases there is bittorrent.
to Internet by fool
Wednesday
Jun 9, 2004
Cover every roof on your block with sod, and other conceptualist pranks.
to Art by fool
Tuesday
May 4, 2004
It's a good thing for Coco Chanel that cartographers can't copyright the Coco Channel.
to Fashion by fool
Thursday
Apr 22, 2004
Subservient Chicken comes in many flavors.
to Art by fool
Sunday
Apr 18, 2004
"One of those smart, happy girls who buys fancy bedsheets and always talks to you like she knows something you don't, and is just humoring you because she went to a better college. Oh yeah, you know the type I'm talking about. Your mom's going to love me, but you're going to panic the night before our engagement party, and have to run off to Mexico and ruin your good credit score." Supermodel Personals takes the genre to caustic heights.
to Fashion by fool
Friday
Mar 5, 2004
So you want to be a hacker? As long as you have 10 years of spare time, some folks would be happy to teach you the core bits.
to Computing by fool
Thursday
Mar 4, 2004
For the category of best use of the bizarre I'd like to nominate the drum machine and walkie talkie man.
to Flash by fool
Wednesday
Feb 18, 2004
"It was a great piece of meat", and other philosophical quotes.
to Philosophy by fool
Wednesday
Feb 11, 2004
I can't stop myself from wondering if David Hasselhoff's video is a bizarre flash movie (despite evidence to the contrary).
to Art by fool
Friday
Jan 9, 2004
Limecat is not pleased, but is limecat photoshopped?
to Pets by fool
Wednesday
Dec 31, 2003
It is interesting to compare art composed by those under the influence of LSD, and those experiencing psychosis.
to Art by fool
Thursday
Dec 18, 2003
If just once, you'd really like to see someone beat that hypertalented tweaker at the chess club, then maybe you should propose a Chessboxing event.
to Games by fool
Friday
Dec 12, 2003
Worse is Better or Worse is Worse?
to Computing by fool
Friday
Dec 5, 2003
Matt Stuart's photography of London is a bit like Diane Arbus's snapshots of New York.
to Art by fool
Friday
Nov 7, 2003
Oh, she's just your average playboy centerfold.
to Art by fool
Thursday
Sep 11, 2003
Knowledge that 'pipe' is french slang for blowjob allows a much more entertaining interpration to Magritte's "ce n'est pas une pipe" caption.
to Art by fool
A riddle: what do steamy windows, champagne, Picasso, and asphalt share in common? A hint: something like Hirschfield's Ninas.
to Art by fool
Friday
Aug 22, 2003
Twexus generates imagery from a database of pictures using symmetry and pairing.
to Art by fool
Wednesday
Aug 13, 2003
Members of the growing Friendster backlash have diverse interests including introversion, wry humor, graphic design, sexually transmitted diseases, and journalism.
to Internet by fool
Friday
Aug 1, 2003
The Kafka-esque self-recursion of Copyshop executes a feat reminiscent of Michel Gondry's music videos. However, what makes the spectacle more inspiring is that it was accomplished by using a photocopier instead of computer graphics.
to Movies by fool
Friday
Jul 25, 2003
The aesthetics of minimalism and constuctivism are being exploded into unusual geometries.
to Art by fool
Sunday
Jun 29, 2003
When the Rube Goldberg Honda advert made the rounds, some folks noted it ripped-off The Way Things Go, but it's not the only rip-off floating around.
to Art by fool
Friday
Jun 13, 2003
"What do you call the activity of driving around in circles in a car?" and other dialect surveys.
to Society by fool
Wednesday
May 21, 2003
Hardy said "Mathematics ... is a young man's game." But it turns out when looking at the data on the issue, we find that older men and women play the game. Perhaps Hardy should have quipped "Mathematics is a game for those deep in their primes."
to Mathematics by fool
Wednesday
May 7, 2003
Forced Exposure and Midheavean are two of the better mail-order record shops. Using them you can get introduced to acts that are harder to come by, even in an good record shop.
to Music by fool
DENIM allows users to sketch automated interface prototypes without programming.
to Computing by fool
Friday
Apr 4, 2003
Banzai is a (potentially offensive) gameshow which revolves around viewers making bets about unusual situations narrorated by a particularly thick-accented announcer. One of the more notable segments is "Lady One Question" in which viewers bet how long an interviewer can keep an interviewee talking after asking just one question and afterwards doing nothing.
to Television by fool
Monday
Mar 10, 2003
Art Spiegelman (who is best known for MAUS) resigned from the New Yorker to protest "widespread conformism of the mass media." A new work of his, In the Shadow of No Towers, is being published in monthly installments.
to Politics by fool
Saturday
Mar 1, 2003
Typically when someone is using a cellphone headset it's hard to tell whether they're clinically insane or just talking to their broker. However, using this fellow's unique handset approach you can muddy the water a bit by talking to your broker and appearing insane at the same time.
to Gadgets by fool
Thursday
Feb 27, 2003
Pleix contains some extraordinarily interesting and somewhat disturbing video art. Highlights include a satirical video for Plaid's track "Itsu" and parody commercials of a beauty kit for little girls.
to Art by fool
Tuesday
Feb 25, 2003
Read my lips: crossing the line in the sand between easy listening duets and political satire will cause the mother of all laughing fits.
to Humor by fool
Concerned about how much terror you should be panicking over? Make sure you're anxiety stricken by the most up-to-date terror alert software and hardware.
to Entertainment by fool
Friday
Feb 7, 2003
One hand player, one stroke painting, the stroking edge ... Will the innuendo never stop? Have they no decency?
to Conspiracy by fool
Wednesday
Dec 11, 2002
Afraid of going out on a limb and treading your own fashionista path? Take the easy way out with the time-tested hipster method of simply appropriating the style of a bygone era.
to Fashion by fool
Sunday
Dec 8, 2002
Remix relays are albums in which each successive track is a remix of the previous. But what of the first track, of what is it a remix? Well in the case of Endlessnessism the first track was freshly minted. However in the case of Chinese Whispers the inital relayer was given mysterious DATs of samples composed anonymously by Stereolab. As an interesting twist, Stereolab also remixed the final leg of the race.
to Music by fool
Monday
Nov 18, 2002
Belleville Rendez-vous fuses an interesting variety of styles, some bits of Tim Burton and some bits of Steamboat Willy.
to Movies by fool
Tuesday
Nov 12, 2002
With the aid of a little acid, British military exercises devolve into one man climbing a tree to feed the birds.
to Drugs by fool
Tuesday
Oct 29, 2002
Now that the Guinness Book of Records officially discourages gluttony and foolhardiness we will never know how many cigarettes Transylvanian Stefan Sigmond can smoke in four minutes while running a mile.
to Wackos by fool
Thursday
Oct 17, 2002
Counterscript provides an interesting tool for dealing with those pesky telemarketers if more traditional methods fail.
to Communication by fool
Friday
Oct 11, 2002
It's a fusebox that pushes things down staircases and removes stubborn stains and other surreal inventions of the Prior-Art-O-Matic.
to Art by fool
Friday
Oct 4, 2002
What is it about toy dogs that evokes so much devotion and schadenfreude all at once?
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Oct 3, 2002
"Body Ritual among the Nacirema" is a classic paper on the bizarre (some might say backward) cleaning ceremonies and other strange cultural habits encountered by an anthropologist.
to Culture by fool
Thursday
Sep 26, 2002
Whitney Houston vs. Kraftwerk and other fruits of plunderphonics and its diy twin uploadphonix.
to Music by fool
Now that you can meet someone special online, why not try breaking up online too? Just for good measure throw in some juicy details about their proclivities while you're at it.
to Society by fool
Sunday
Sep 22, 2002
Banksy's stencil art has been causing panic on the streets of London, or at least wonder about who's behind the slippery samizdat.
to Art by fool
Friday
Sep 20, 2002
Das Experiment seems a lot like the Stanford Prison Experiment, except in Germany and with techno.
to Movies by fool
Wednesday
Sep 18, 2002
The Sport of Cup Stacking is like kung-fu without the violence or trick photography.
to Sports by fool
Saturday
Sep 14, 2002
Add equal parts YMCA, YATTA, and a dash of Masters of the Universe. Shake well, serve, and enjoy a Tribute to Ray Harryhausen.
to Flash by fool
Tuesday
Sep 10, 2002
What do the worst phrasebook ever written, a search engine, and dadaist rantings all have in common? English as She is Spoke vs. Babelfish might be the best answer.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Aug 29, 2002
What happens when you fuse glitch and hiphop? Some would say Prefuse 73, but those who come from San Francisco would say Gold Chains mother$#@%er.
to Music by fool
In Ambrose Bierce's entry in the Devil's Dictionary for trial we find that: "In 1451 a suit was brought against the leeches infesting some ponds about Berne, and the Bishop of Lausanne, instructed by the faculty of Heidelberg University, directed that some of 'the aquatic worms' be brought before the local magistracy. This was done and the leeches, both present and absent, were ordered to leave the places that they had infested within three days on pain of incurring 'the malediction of God.'"
to History by fool
Wednesday
Aug 21, 2002
In your time of grief, consider some of the more dignified ways to house the remains of your loved ones: shotgun shells and gems.
to Humor by fool
Saturday
Aug 17, 2002
Itching to start a collection of favorite words like usufruct, salubriety, and diaphanous? Well, some folks already beat you to the juicy ones like NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT. Espy their collection of word oddities and trivia.
to Linguistics by fool
Wednesday
Aug 14, 2002
John Holmes, deceased porn star icon and MIT student.
to Sex by fool
Reminiscent of "My Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable", Seanbaby has a collection appropriately entitled "Kick to the Groin" comics. Juvenile humor is the bestest.
to Comics by fool
Sunday
Aug 11, 2002
Contrary to what you'd probably think, Hand on a Hard Body doesn't have anything to do with sexual hijinks. It chronicles one of many contests in which the last participant standing and touching a vehicle gets to take it home. Those eager to try their hand at standing for 81-some-odd-hours should beware the professional competition.
to Movies by fool
Friday
Aug 2, 2002
Aspiring evil villain? Get all of your lair, henchperson, and doomsday device needs taken care of at VillainSupply.com. And don't forget to browse the personals at their partner site, fatalmatch.com, helping those interested in commited violently sexual relationships. Happy hunting.
to Humor by fool
Tuesday
Jul 2, 2002
It seems that being a mathematician is a dangerous enterprise at times; just ask Hypatia and Galois. And you thought they were all squares.
to Mathematics by fool
Friday
Jun 28, 2002
The secret lives of numbers: "an exhaustive empirical study to determine the relative popularity of every integer between zero and one million."
to Art by fool
Tuesday
Jun 25, 2002
Sick of the high and mighty judgemental ways of the Bourne Again Shell community? It's time to switch to the p0rn again shell. Then you'll be an 31337 playa, or just crush alot.
to Computing by fool
Thursday
Jun 20, 2002
The gulf between good and bad uses of animated GIFs is ginormous.
to Comics by fool
Monday
May 20, 2002
Isn't it strange when antonyms are not just homonyms but more curiously the same word? You are enjoined to consider balmy (meaning both mild and crazy) and oversight (meaning both watchful and inadvertent omission) as examples.
to Linguistics by fool
Wednesday
Apr 24, 2002
Richard D. James (a.k.a. afx, aphex, aphex twin) doesn't just make frenetic music and videos. He also sneaks images into the spectrograms of his tracks. If you're knowledgeable about fourier series transformations it's probably straightforward, though it certainly makes backmasking seem childish by comparison. Think it's a hoax? Download a spectrogram tool and take a look at the title track (#2) on Windowlicker.
to Music by fool
Tired of entering username=bull password=shit into sites that demand registration? Try the New York Times Random Login Generator instead. Loads of random-generation excitement to be had.
to Internet by fool
Monday
Apr 15, 2002
Still searching for a name for your Math / Emo rock band? How about Probability of Two?
to Music by fool
Thursday
Mar 21, 2002
Be you a dentist, trucker, or juggler, know that Jesus is "With you always".
to Art by fool
Wednesday
Mar 13, 2002
The forward du jour has already given rise to mutations. If you've been wondering what the fuzzy mouthed bricks in the pictures are, the mutation's creator approves of this nice resource: the Domo-Kun page.
to Memetics by fool
Grown tired of overly elaborate versions of pong? Try Pong: The Text-Based Game for a dose of lo fi gaming.
to Games by fool
Tuesday
Mar 12, 2002
Pop art depictions of Abe Lincoln knocking some fool upside the head and Bea Arthur wrestling velocraptors need no introduction.
to Art by fool
Tuesday
Feb 26, 2002
The grammarians among us may note that the apostrophe in Women's Studies is possessive. While this is grammatically correct, the egalitarians among us may wonder if it is ethical to imply possession of academic discourse through punctuation.
to Politics by fool
Wednesday
Feb 20, 2002
Y Tu Mama Tambien might just be the best title for a movie in recent memory. It looks like it's got some of the folks from Amores Perros to boot.
to Movies by fool
Saturday
Feb 16, 2002
Hailed as something we love to hate, the Am-I-X-Or-Not phenomenon seems to be running out of things to rate. Of course we're all curious if people think our raw sex, animals, and cars are hot. But if you really want to find if you're hot, why not whip out your PDA at the next party and programatically see if you're hot enough for some PDA. It will work wonders for your sex life.
to Culture by fool
Monday
Feb 4, 2002
The Student's t-Distribution was named such because the bloke who first published this statistical function was forced by Guinness Breweries (his employer) to use a pseudonym.
to Mathematics by fool
All these pictures of cute cats are making me hungry.
to Pets by fool
Tuesday
Jan 29, 2002
Move over pixelvision, we have incontestable proof that Legos are the emerging medium: enter The White Stripes' Fell in Love with A Girl.
to Media by fool
Saturday
Jan 26, 2002
LEGODEATH: A Museum of Horrors?
to Flash by fool
The video for Star Guitar is quite hypnotic. It was directed for the Chemical Brothers (the infamous purveyors of big beat), by Michel Gondry. But then Gondry has got quite a portfolio already.
to Music by fool
Wednesday
Jan 23, 2002
Using TelevisionArchive you can watch and discuss September 11th news clips from various stations around the world.
to Media by fool
Friday
Jan 18, 2002
Life has taken you so far! Don't forget all the people who helped you get there: your old highschool classmates, your venerable college roommate, and the old cellmate.
to Communication by fool
Friday
Jan 11, 2002
Industrious Clock erases and then one-ups the venerable old Dali Clock.
to Art by fool
Sunday
Dec 30, 2001
What happens when you put star wars freaks and the Washington National Cathedral website together? Why, Darth Vader, of course.
to Humor by fool
Thursday
Dec 27, 2001
Leisuretown, has replenished their supply of concentrated disaffected bitterness. Now it's got enough panels to keep you from going crazy during your irksome work day.
to Comics by fool
All kids of a certain age know and love the joy that is Mahnamahna of Muppets fame. But it seems that older kids knew and loved Mahnamahna as the soundtrack to a soft-core porn documentary.
to Culture by fool
Wednesday
Dec 19, 2001
Your speed-chess technique cannot compete with my kung-fu chess style. You go and remember the ass whooping a real-time take on turn-based full information game gave you.
to Games by fool
Tuesday
Dec 18, 2001
Downtrodden intellectual? Fight back by smartly providing etymologies of your tormentor's aspersions: a geek is a side-show attraction (typically without physical deformity) who performs grotesque spectacles like biting the head off of live chickens. The term nerd was evidently coined by Dr. Seuss in If I Ran the Zoo (1950). Lastly, a dork is apparently derived from the rhyming slang for male genitalia. However some have it that dork is actually the term for whale penis.
to Linguistics by fool
Wednesday
Nov 28, 2001
You're not crazy, the radio waves are being controlled by a computer. More specifically, Tempest for Eliza is a program that uses your monitor to send out AM band radio signals. You can tune your radio in and listen to the cichlisuite [pronounced: sickly sweet] IDM tones.
to Computing by fool
Monday
Nov 26, 2001
We stand corrected: "mack" may derive from french slang where a pimp is known as a "mac" short for maquereau, or mackerel. In a strange coincidence, there is a performer by the name of Slim Mackerel.
to Linguistics by fool
Who knew "mack" came from macaroni? I bet Iceberg Slim knew. He had an IQ of 162, pretty bright for a pimp.
to Culture by fool
David Mamet reworks the dialogue between Hal and David Bowman from 2001.
to Humor by fool
Sunday
Nov 25, 2001
¿Quien es mas macho: Microsoft Technical Support or the Psychic Friends Network? Neither apparently.
to Computing by fool
Sunday
Nov 18, 2001
Pong . . . not just a game, but a drama of youthful-philosophizing.
to Flash by fool
Wednesday
Nov 14, 2001
The Lair of the Marrow Monkey has particularly well designed flash fiction along with particularly pleasant sounds.
to Literature by fool
Saturday
Nov 10, 2001
Amelie romantically accentuates the muted, sensual aesthetic in La Cite des Enfants Perdus (The City of Lost Children) and the gauche beauty of Delicatessen. The director of the three, Jeunet, has an eye for things which are unusual and unusually pretty. What is most enduring is that his work is surreally earnest.
to Movies by fool
Anemic is a cocktail conversation's worth of non-sequitur tableaux.
to Flash by fool
Monday
Nov 5, 2001
Flight404 is a strange, hypnotic site about a fictional airline tragedy.
to Flash by fool
Way of the Stick is stick figure death theatre crossed with Karateka.
to Flash by fool
Wednesday
Oct 31, 2001
El Espinazo del Diablo or the Devil's Backbone and Donnie Darko look like they will be among the season's better horror flicks.
to Movies by fool
Not to be left behind, Rev. Smith battles the rapier wit of Rick & Steve with The Brick Testament.
to Religion by fool
Tuesday
Oct 30, 2001
Inspired by Lovecraft, it's the new cute Plush Cthulhu doll. And for older kids, there are Nyarlathotep bumperstickers for your ride.
to Toys by fool
A Reference for the Rest of You Bastards.
to Humor by fool
Monday
Oct 29, 2001
Deipnosophists Trace Country Music and other computer generated headlines.
to Computing by fool
Before fall wanes, try your hand at the local Corn Maze. Fun for everyone.
to Games by fool
Sunday
Oct 28, 2001
Animated GIFs are usually just obnoxious, but who could of thought they could also be so bizzare.
to Culture by fool
Wednesday
Oct 24, 2001
Workable and unworkable perpetual motion machines.
to History by fool
Spider has good graphics, but Yard Invaders has better sound.
to Flash by fool
Wait a minute, is that Madonna?
to Music by fool
Sure, you can have my number, it's 212-479-7990.
to Culture by fool
Friday
Oct 19, 2001
(All of the statements about the enjoyability of Mezzo.com inside these parentheses are false)
to Philosophy by fool
Orisinal has a nice collection of engaging games.
to Flash by fool
First green catsup and now pink margarine; as long as we're using freaky colors for food, I put in my vote for iridescent vodka.
to Food by fool
The palmpilot version of SFCave wasted endless hours; so consider yourself forewarned before playing the Java version.
to Games by fool
Thursday
Oct 18, 2001
Leave it to Hollywood to take a phenomenal book about genius and mental illness and to turn it into something ill and disingunous.
to Movies by fool
Monday
Oct 15, 2001
Systray.org allows you to post and discuss the little icons next to your Windows clock.
to Computing by fool
Chicken wings are not for flying.
to Flash by fool
Saturday
Oct 13, 2001
GNN proudly presents Emergency Broadcast Network; makers of old skool gems like Get Up, Get Down and Rock This Base.
to Movies by fool
I know where Bruce Lee lives.
to Flash by fool
Friday
Oct 12, 2001
You've read the book. You've seen the poem. Now read the dirt.
to Poetry by fool
What do David Foster Wallace, Thomas Pynchon, Richard Powers, Errol Morris, Ornette Coleman, Max Roach, Harold Bloom, Susan Sontag, Richard Rorty, Stuart Kauffman, Tim Berners-Lee, John Holland, Karl Sims, Richard Stallman, Stephen Wolfram, Robert Axelrod, and Amos Tversky have in common? Why, the same organization that supports Harper's and NPR.
to Society by fool
V.S. Naipaul just won the Nobel Prize in Literature. His book, A Bend in the River, is a pessimistically beautiful counterpoint to Things Fall Apart.
to Books by fool
Apparently, drinking a lot of coffee not only prevents breast cancer in rats, but it can also make your breasts bigger.
to Coffee by fool
Thursday
Oct 11, 2001
You don't care about whether they're X or Not; you really want to know How Good In Bed they are.
to Sex by fool
You wipe. American wins!
to Commerce by fool
Fighting the war on terrorism, one flash movie at a time.
to Flash by fool
Monday
Oct 8, 2001
The Avalanches' videos are crazy as a coconut.
to Music by fool
Sunday
Oct 7, 2001
Tired of getting busted in tasteless attire? What you need is a pimp hat.
to Commerce by fool
Tuesday
Oct 2, 2001
You could gape in fear at one of the world's ugliest couches, or you could try to buy a contender.
to Fashion by fool
Monday
Sep 17, 2001
Just when you thought remote control devices couldn't get any creepier; enter the Robo-roach.
to Zoology by fool
Saturday
Sep 8, 2001
That's just not cricket!
to Games by fool
Friday
Aug 31, 2001
To hell with vitamins Fred; the real money is in cigarettes. Yabba dabba doo!
to Tobacco by fool
Screw Burningman and freakishly high ticket prices; I'm going to Chillinwoman.
to Culture by fool
Tuesday
Aug 21, 2001
Statue Molesters: As if the pigeons weren't bad enough.
to Wackos by fool
Thursday
Aug 16, 2001
Waking Life, a movie from the people who did Slacker, looks very pretty. The last line in the trailer probably sums it up: wow.
to Movies by fool
"Insturments be political prisioners up inside computers." Or so says Saul Williams.
to Music by fool
Monday
Aug 13, 2001
Kava Kava is a pepper-like plant which is traditionally made into tea for the relaxing effects. Although legal and reasonably safe, excessive use has been known to cause scaling and yellowing of the skin.
to Drugs by fool
Sunday
Aug 12, 2001
Rumor has it that when Seymour Cray discovered Steve Jobs purchased a CRAY supercomputer to model a new design, Cray said "Funny, I am using an Apple to simulate the CRAY-3."
to Computing by fool
Saturday
Aug 11, 2001
Fittingly, Moloko was named for the milk-with-knives of Clockwork Orange. What remains unanswered is whether the name came from Burgess' or Kubrick's rendition of Alex and his droogs.
to Media by fool
Friday
Aug 10, 2001
Blogdex is the google of blogs, allowing you to not just sift for early stage memes, but also providing a rank for the late stage variety.
to Web by fool
Lacking a better term, Mulattos have been plagued with a label derived from latin for mule. Well, we ain't having any more of slurs like "Moolie." Maybe metis should appropriate 'heterotic' and take pride in our nature.
to Culture by fool
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