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| Tuesday Feb 26, 2008 | When I die I'll go to Heaven, because I've already spent my time in Hell. And I picked up an engraved Zippo there, so I can smoke too. to Gadgets by fatherdan |
| Sunday Feb 26, 2006 | Is it possible for a Web site to receive 1 billion page views without marketing of any kind? AJ bet a friend £1,000 that he could do it. Why not help him out, and keep him in fish and chips for a month? to Web by fatherdan |
| Thursday Jan 26, 2006 | Always remember... Wildcat loves you. However, other comic book characters have their own personal affirmations. to Comics by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jun 21, 2005 | Does the Philip K. Dick android dream of electric sheep? to Technology by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jun 7, 2005 | Strong men also cry, Mr. Lebowski... Strong men also cry. to Society by fatherdan |
| Dave DeVries takes kids' pictures of scary monsters and makes them a little more real and, strangely enough, a lot less scary. to Art by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Apr 26, 2005 | Dah-da-dah-da-dah-da-dah-da-dah-da-dah-da-dah-da-dah-da! The Batmobile! to Comics by fatherdan |
| Friday Apr 22, 2005 | If the Old Navy Ad Girl and the Pepsi Ad Girl were to fight, which fansite would achieve orgasm first? to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday Apr 15, 2005 | Messengers of Faith make PLAY time PRAY time! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Apr 14, 2005 | Welcome to the highly disturbing world of bootleg action figures: Batman, the X-Men, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Superman, Bart Simpson, Spiderman, the Spice Girls, and Robocop may not look the way they did when you last saw them... to Toys by fatherdan |
| Thursday Apr 7, 2005 | Stop wearing your heart on your sleeve and start wearing it on your shirt. to Politics by fatherdan |
| Saturday Mar 19, 2005 | Hi kids! I'm Buffo the Clown! Hey, need any jars opened? to Entertainment by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Feb 22, 2005 | Superman may be a dick, but Jimmy Olsen is still his best gal, Uh, I mean pal. Okay, I meant gal pal. to Comics by fatherdan |
| Friday Feb 4, 2005 | It's never too late to hear The story OF cfhirstmas By CVEdric Bixler-Zavbalas, with its eternal message of something or other. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Monday Jan 31, 2005 | Gerald O., Shawn Lattimer, and Howie Mandel use it (see row two)... why not you, hairball? C'mon, it's the ultimate headshaving razor. "Customer satisfaction is a priority." to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jan 26, 2005 | Some of Jesus' followers have a problem with Spongebob Squarepants. The United Church of Christ, on the other hand, chooses to follow the Nazarene carpenter's lesson: Matt 25:35 "I was a stranger, and ye took me in.". to Religion by fatherdan |
| Monday Jan 24, 2005 | When the layman thinks of electric guitars, he usually remembers the Fender Stratocaster or perhaps the Gibson Les Paul. Why doesn't anyone recall the Solo II, or this Soviet double-neck bass/electric, or this hot-rodded Ural electric, or the Czech Jolana Diamant electric bass, or whatever the hell this handmade thingmabob is? Well, usually because they were hideous pieces of crap that went out of tune quickly, sounded awful, and fell apart under light use. Some, however, were keepers, like the Czech Futurama. Largely, they were just plain cheap and cheesy guitars , which naturally makes them appealing to collectors, like Lord Bizarre. By the way, some luthiers consider it a challenge to turn a weird and cheesy guitar into a good one. to Music by fatherdan |
| Monday Jan 10, 2005 | Don't let it be said that Daniel Browning Smith isn't a pretty flexible guy. to Entertainment by fatherdan |
| Saturday Dec 11, 2004 | Partridges, pear trees, turtle doves, golden rings, etc. aren't the only things you can get for Christmas. to Sex by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Nov 23, 2004 | Tune in, turn up, and Turn Your Back on Bush. to Politics by fatherdan |
| "With both clown and viewer locked in an endless loop of failure and degradation, the humor soon turns to horror." to Art by fatherdan |
| Saturday Nov 6, 2004 | Man, I wish I could rant like Lawrence Maushard. to Politics by fatherdan |
| Thursday Oct 28, 2004 | What's our current State of Security? to Politics by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Oct 26, 2004 | We're in the home stretch, and yet there's still a voter in your life who needs just one good reason not to vote for Bush? The Nation obliges with one hundred non-arguable facts (and one opinion). Download the PDF here. to Politics by fatherdan |
| One night, Count Dracula visited the Happiest Place on Earth™... and the inevitable happened. to Occult by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Oct 20, 2004 | Ready for Election Day? Why not practice on the Boom Chicago Florida Electronic Voting Machine? to Politics by fatherdan |
| Thursday Oct 7, 2004 | Cuddly, snuggly... and dead. Warning: Bite may cause plushie lycanthropy. to Toys by fatherdan |
| Monday Oct 4, 2004 | Is your mother voting for Bush because he seems like a nice man who's doing the very best he can? Here’s how to convince your mom otherwise. to Politics by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Sep 29, 2004 | "It would seem that I am on a never ending quest to make the ultimate Slave Leia costume." Keep following that dream, Star Wars Chick! to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Sep 28, 2004 | Keep mum... forever. And don't forget the kids. We love pets too! to Wearables by fatherdan |
| Thursday Sep 2, 2004 | Darn it! Getting drunk through drinking liquid is so time consuming! If only there were an easier way! Good heavens! There is! to Beverages by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Aug 17, 2004 | WARNING! GUITAR FUCKER IS COMING!!! AND HE'S RAW! OUTRAGEOUS! SEXUAL! WILD! SAVAGE! to Music by fatherdan |
| Thursday Jul 22, 2004 | Why stop at librarians? Bands Against Bush! Kids Against Bush! Knitters Against Bush! Republicans Against Bush! Bluetooth Users Against Bush! |
| Saturday Jul 3, 2004 | "Just buy the fucking Winnebago already or don't, you fucking dumbass. What the fuck do I care? My MIND is just a piece of shit! Fuck!" to Humor by fatherdan |
| Friday May 21, 2004 | Patrick suspects a bitch hit his truck. to Law by fatherdan |
| Thursday May 20, 2004 | Hello, my name is Andy, and this is my resurrection. Mmmmm... maybe not. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Friday May 14, 2004 | If you've not only wondered in which movies Gilbert
Gottfried's (or Lorne
Greene's, or John
Malkovich's, or Tom
Waits', or Cher's, or
Jennifer Leigh Johnson's,
or Katie Holmes', or
Sigourney Weaver's,
or Sheryl Lee's, or even
poor Gary Oldman's)
characters died, but also HOW they died, then DeMan's Actors/Actresses
Cinemorgue is for you. to Movies by fatherdan |
| Sunday May 9, 2004 | Wheelchairs are funky, macho, and very, very strange. to Transportation by fatherdan |
| Friday May 7, 2004 | The handicapped are just as handicapable of killing critters as non-disabled folks. And not just with guns to Sports by fatherdan |
| Thursday May 6, 2004 | Subsequently, after playing with this for a while, nobody will call you an asshole. to Games by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Apr 21, 2004 | Some folks think that Senator John Kerry is a douchebag, but are voting for him anyway. to Politics by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Mar 10, 2004 | Sure, it's amazing that Ray Charles
and Stevie Wonder, can play despite
being blind. And it's equally impressive that Django
Reinhardt's
left hand didn't keep him from being a blazingly fast jazz guitarist. Pikers!
Rock the fuck on, Dalty
and the Angry Amputees! to Music by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jan 21, 2004 | "Hoping you are pleased using the magic cone." to Flash by fatherdan |
| Monday Dec 22, 2003 | Bert and Bud create custom-made coffins If you have a unique idea for your final rest receptacle, they can probably build it (urns too!). And here's one just in time for Christmas! Ho ho ho! to Art by fatherdan |
| Friday Dec 5, 2003 | "All hair lasts forever and can be handed down limitlessly to future generations where autographs fade through the years especially if exposed to sun light." to History by fatherdan |
| Friday Nov 21, 2003 | Serial killer or computer programmer? The line might be finer than we think. to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Nov 20, 2003 | Bob Barth became interested in primitive
weapons while studying herpetology;
so much so he decided to create his own. It's a pretty amazing site, but I think
it's the models
who really
make the
experience
that much more,
um, authentic. to Warfare by fatherdan |
| Sunday Nov 9, 2003 | Can you find the rabbits in these pictures? Look hard! to Pets by fatherdan |
| Friday Sep 26, 2003 | Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Whinny! Neiggggghhhhhhhhhh! to Pets by fatherdan |
| What's that, Timmy? You say Lassie fell down a well and she can't get out? And Fetch and Jerry fell down there trying to rescue her? And they dragged Fluffy down there with them? What!?! And Lucky the horse? Good Lord, how big is that well!?! Well let's call the experts--people who have practiced this sort of thing. What's that? You say we'll recognize them by their clothing, eh? to Pets by fatherdan |
| I've got a foggy notion this site will come in handy on Halloween. to Gadgets by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Sep 23, 2003 | In a Slate article, Jonathan Ames posited that Brooklyn's Williamsburgh Bank Building was the most phallic building in the world. Naturally, he held a contest to decide the question once and for all. Surprisingly (at least, until you see it) the winner was a scrappy kid from Ypsilanti, Michigan. But in this moment of triumph, please, let us not forget the judges, some of whom went to incredible lengths to pick a winner. to Humor by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Sep 17, 2003 | While Americans face the Denver Boot
and its kin, the Brits endure the scourge of Wheel
Clamps. In a world without heroes, however, there is Angle
Grinder Man! See him in action!
Uh, could we maybe see a little more action instead,
Angle Grinder Man? to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Sep 10, 2003 | I come not to bury Sally Baron, but to praise her! Sorry, Whistle Ass, but a last request is a last request. to Politics by fatherdan |
| Saturday Aug 30, 2003 | For the macho-conscious owner of an SUV or Hummer, I suppose Bumpernuts are an inevitable accessory. Hey, don't forget the kids! to Transportation by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Aug 27, 2003 | Hey, kid, click my finger and see what happens! to Flash by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Aug 26, 2003 | Always
be prepared
to handle
life's
little
disasters. to Art by fatherdan |
| Thursday Aug 7, 2003 | Warning! Toy contains small parts, bad grammar, a tendency to alienate allies, a faulty grasp of basic economics, and numerous falsehoods. Keep out of reach of high office. Chickenhawk Assault Vehicle™ not included. to Toys by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jul 22, 2003 | Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! to Pets by fatherdan |
| Friday Jun 20, 2003 | Welcome to Pablo's Art World! "A fantasy world where imagination is the master!" And where men sit on the crapper and read the newspaper. to Art by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jun 18, 2003 | Arrrrgggghh! Bread good! Fire, Roe vs. Wade, worker protection, and civil rights BAD! to Politics by fatherdan |
| Monday Jun 9, 2003 | Warning! When approaching second base, be sure to wear proper hand protection. Consider yourself warned! to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jun 3, 2003 | "Ha ha ha! You stupid Japanese dog!" laughed the smart-assed Japanese cat. "You'll never catch me looking like that!" to Pets by fatherdan |
| Wednesday May 21, 2003 | I used to think that gigantic
hearts and even gigantic
women were the ne plus ultra of human organ exhibits...
until I beheld the glorious majesty of the Colossal
Colon! Everyone
loves Colossal Colon! Even dogs!
But as you frolic
amongst the hemorrhoids
and polyps,
remember, it's all for a excellent
cause. to Health by fatherdan |
| Monday May 12, 2003 | The Japanese continue to colossally blow our minds at Beetle Calcium Bits. to Pets by fatherdan |
| Thursday May 8, 2003 | Art meets poker at the next Green Room Gallery exhibition: Muck on the Bottom. A Texas Hold'em tournament will be conducted at the gallery using a deck of cards designed by 14 artists. Check out the twos, fours, aces, and my favorite, the satanically rockin' six-six-sixes. to Art by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Apr 29, 2003 | Victim No. 000001 of the attack on the World Trade Center was Fr. Mychal Judge,
an FDNY Chaplain, Franciscan, activist, and all-around good guy. A number of
people, understandably, would like to see him canonized. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Monday Apr 21, 2003 | Want to make your home look like the sixth circle of hell, but Ikea won't oblige? Scarefactory obliges with giant animated demon critters, springing skelerectors, and possessed furniture. to Occult by fatherdan |
| Friday Apr 18, 2003 | Tim Robbins had a few
very
good things to say at the National
Press Club; things certain
people - who think freedom
of speech means telling fellow Americans to shut
up or to watch
what they say - should hear. Could it be these people never figured out
that Bob
Roberts was a satire... of them?
to Commentary by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Apr 15, 2003 | Jesse Ventura, eat your heart out!
Who in the Iwate
Prefectural Assembly will dare tell the Great
Sasuke to remove
his mask!?! And besides wrestling, he's apparently dabbled in other
fields. to Politics by fatherdan |
| Sunday Apr 13, 2003 | The Royal Canadian Mounted Police always get their man. Sgt. Jean Claude de' Cop always gets his man too--for the Lord! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Apr 3, 2003 | Kid Robot is a San Franciscan store that specializes in fashion toys (aka: Hong Kong vinyl or urban vinyl action figures, which are less toys than works of urban art by craftsmen like Michael Lau and Jason Siu. to Toys by fatherdan |
| Sunday Mar 9, 2003 | If you visited a haunted house on a recent Halloween, it's likely you had the bejeezus scared out of you to the music of Midnight Syndicate without even knowing it. to Occult by fatherdan |
| Thursday Feb 27, 2003 | So, let's make the most of this beautiful
day. Since we're together we might as well say: Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor? Rest in Peace, Mr. Rogers. to Television by fatherdan |
| Thursday Feb 20, 2003 | Over 2,200 years ago, Greek playwright Aristophanes
wrote a comedy titled Lysistrata,
which told the story of women from warring states who ended the Peloponnesian
War. How did they do it, you ask? Until the men stopped fighting and sheathed
their swords, the women wouldn't, uh, "sheathe their swords," if you
know what I mean. On March 3, the Lysistrata
Project will mount (at the time of this posting) 581
readings of Lysistrata in 38 countries in protest of the potential
War in Iraq, and with the hope of catching the ear of those who believe, "Democracy
is a beautiful thing." to Politics by fatherdan |
| Friday Feb 14, 2003 | Worried about dressing like a harlot?
Plainly Dressed is your
Christian
Clothing & Headcovering
Resource. to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Feb 13, 2003 | How many times have you said, "What this event really needs is doves!" For instance, the White Dove Company can make your wedding or memorial service that much more poetically poignant with their snowy-white trained doves. Satisfied customers abound! Yes, they can find their own way back home (they're pigeons, after all). Imagine the possibilities! And if you don't live in England you can always get your doves in Maui. to Pets by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Feb 11, 2003 | Smoky-voiced, surrealistic storyteller Joe Frank's Web site is up and running. Care for an ear-filling RealPlayer hors d'oeuvre? to Literature by fatherdan |
| Thursday Feb 6, 2003 | Shave and a haircut,
two bits. to Style by fatherdan |
| Thursday Jan 30, 2003 | Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward, All down Pennsylvania Avenue Rode the 1900. Forward, the Poetry Brigade! Charge for the First Lady with your poems!' Uncle Sam said: Then she cancelled the symposium. to Poetry by fatherdan |
| Monday Jan 27, 2003 | Do you have information that could lead to solving the 1957 murder case of America's Unknown Child (aka: the Boy in the Box)? to Law by fatherdan |
| Saturday Jan 25, 2003 | Worried about having your freedom squashed by airport
security? Penn Jillette
has a solution: Squeak,
greasy wheel, squeak! to Law by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jan 22, 2003 | The people at Cuss Control Academy want to help you stop talking like a silly-billy, potty-mouthed nincompoop. to Linguistics by fatherdan |
| Saturday Jan 18, 2003 | Mere geekery is recalling and celebrating the toys of your 60s boyhood. Übergeekery is reproducing
your boyhood fantasy room in 1/12th"
scale. to Toys by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Jan 7, 2003 | GameOps' line of sport promotions kills human dignity dead -- from Rolling in Dough Suits to the Human Hockey Puck. Be sure to check out the Human Hamster Balls, and opt for the costumes for added mortification.
to Sports by fatherdan |
| Sunday Dec 15, 2002 | Uncle Joe's Mint Balls keep
you all aglow/ Give 'em to your grannie and watch the beggar go/ Away with coughs and sniffles, take a few in hand/ Suck 'em and see, you'll agree/ They're the best in all the land Come on everybody! Sing along!
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| Saturday Dec 14, 2002 | Please stand by. Better yet, don't just stand by. to Politics by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Dec 10, 2002 | Gunny Sgt. R. Lee Ermey: You bought the action figure, now have a new one chewed by the Web site! to Warfare by fatherdan |
| Monday Dec 9, 2002 | Once upon a time, all you had to worry about was working the bugs out of your programs. to Computing by fatherdan |
| Sunday Dec 8, 2002 | Do a little research, then get ready to say, "To hell with the Rules of the Road!" to Flash by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Dec 4, 2002 | Hungry? Why not grab a bite to eat? Better yet, grab a trilobite
to eat. to Food by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Nov 27, 2002 | "Ha ha! The Information Awareness Office's logo -- despite
its incorporation of that spooky
pyramidclops from the Great
Seal of the United States -- doesn't scare me at all. Nope, not one bit,"
the conspiracy hound said to his desk lamp, while sweat poured down
his face. "Why should
it?"
to Conspiracy by fatherdan |
| From bull attacks to freak chainsaw accidents, it's doubtful prettyboy clothing labels Tommy Hilfiger and J. Crew get the same hardassed customer testimonials that the C. C. Filson clothing company receives.
to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Nov 21, 2002 | Figure designer Mike Fosella has come under fire for reproducing Hitler and an equally repugnant Third Reich Doktor as dolls. In Fosella's defense, other action figure versions of Herr Schicklgruber (as well as his sadistic sidekicks) have already turned up here and there. Somehow these aren't as amusing as other Nazi dollies. Hoooogannnnnn!!!
to Toys by fatherdan |
| Monday Nov 18, 2002 | Dr. Michael Kelly wants to teach you the secrets of dim mak or the "death touch" (i.e. using the martial arts to attack pressure points to cause severe injuries, illness, or even death. Yep, the way the more far-out conspiracy freaks say Bruce Lee was whacked). If you aren't interested in immediately buying his books or videos, perhaps a demonstration is in order. Uh, so is that guy dead now?
to Warfare by fatherdan |
| What will the well-dressed Shriner be wearing this year? Let these fine merchants dress you from head to toe.
to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Sunday Nov 17, 2002 | Even the wholesome world of Kikkoman Soy Sauce has its dark -- and very strange -- underbelly.
to Food by fatherdan |
| Monday Nov 11, 2002 | Sacre bleu! There are so many cool French comics! Do you remember pipe-smoking superhero Mister X? Or the flamboyant motorcycling crimefighter Motoman? Or the bizarre antihero Satanik, who only robbed and killed other criminals? And who could forget reading Otomox: Master of Robots while eating camembert and sipping chardonnay before school, mes amis? Despite all this, are you prepared for the ultimate team-up of Batman and... Tintin!?! (BTW: Other Tintin parodies abound.) to Comics by fatherdan |
| Saturday Nov 9, 2002 | Hey, hippie! Get a haircut!
Then donate the results to Locks of Love
to give kids with Alopecia areata
their own personalized
hair pieces. Come on, you can't expect their many generous
donors -- especially "Gary" -- to
do all the work, can you? Say, what's Crystal
Gayle up to these days? Five feet? Ten?
to Health by fatherdan |
| Monday Nov 4, 2002 | I thought this might catch your eye.
to Flash by fatherdan |
| Monday Oct 28, 2002 | Teaching our children the value of being players. Oh how cute! He's slapping his little sister around because she won't come across with the candy! to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Saturday Oct 26, 2002 | Sometimes you have to have a good smite to feel better about yourself. So, smite away, you wrathful deity you. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Oct 24, 2002 | Welcome to Salem, home of witchcraft
and the grisly results of witchcraft
hysteria. The Witch Museum's gift
shop is a little dull, but the local police
department makes up for it with a great
logo design on several pieces of merchandise. to Occult by fatherdan |
| Thursday Oct 17, 2002 | When art is outlawed, only outlaws will create art.
to Art by fatherdan |
| Saturday Oct 12, 2002 | After a googly, bumper, or a yorker, I think I'd fancy a Scrumpy Jack, guv'nor.
to Sports by fatherdan |
| Monday Oct 7, 2002 | Celebriducks
answers the question that's been on everyone's mind: what sort of horrifying
hellbeast would result if our favorite celebrities' genes were spliced with
those of a duck?
Feast your eyes on such disturbing duck-creatures as
Shakespeare,
Queen
Elizabeth,
Dracula,
and
James
Brown.
And cringe at the thought of what the upcoming
Dr. Frank N.
Furter celebriduck will look like.
to Toys by fatherdan |
| For those who want their welding mask to say
"Take care. I could snap at any minute."
to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Friday Oct 4, 2002 | Jesus wants me to have two wives, this I know, for the Bible tells me so. See, honey? It's right here. Please, honey, put down that rolling pin. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Oct 3, 2002 | René Magritte
showed that through the juxtapositon of common
objects
in unexpected yet ordinary settings, the normal becomes surreal.
This is called magic realism. So, therefore, have magic
realists
designed
the new
state
quarters? to Art by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Oct 2, 2002 | "What is Sepak Takraw? A game created by the royal family of Malaysia about 500 years ago where the player jumps as much as his height n the high state and a ball made of the plastic is struck by the spike like acrobatics and hatched. The speed is said as about 140km per hour, an air battle has something fully."
to Sports by fatherdan |
| Chanukkah comes but once a year. Prepare with an assortment of goodies from
jewishsource.com. Get the kids a
cuddly
Judah Maccabee, some kosher
Bazooka gum, the Genuine
Huggable Matzah Ball, Mr.
Rock ‘n Roll Dreidel, the Bag
of Four Plagues, a Hollering
& Laughing Haman Set, and “Mazel
Man” Electronic Game Toy, and make this Chanukkah the mazeltoviest! to Religion by fatherdan |
| Friday Sep 27, 2002 | Down, boy!
to Pets by fatherdan |
| Sunday Sep 22, 2002 | "Pippi's quite unique, /
Diddle diddle, with her smile disarming; /
She is such an imp, /
Tra la la la la, you'll love her too!"
Now receive her mark, and be damned forever!
to Wackos by fatherdan |
| Thursday Sep 19, 2002 | Holy #%£*!!! You think you have the @#*! to be a master obscenity-generator
like Pete and Ray
or Red of the Tube Bar?
Lucky Pierre needs your
most finely woven obscenities for their Swear
Line Project. So, what the #@&Ø is your #&@-ing problem
you, @#%? Do you need #@$%!-ing
inspiration?
to Art by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Sep 17, 2002 | Andy Behrman was Superman... except
rather than leaping tall buildings in a single bound, he forged
art, spent thousands of dollars on whirlwind shopping sprees, and explored
the seedy underbelly of every city he visited. Manic
depression was the source of Andy's superpowers, but through ECT
he changed from Superman into Electroboy. to Health by fatherdan |
| Monday Sep 16, 2002 | This year, for Halloween, I'm going to be a big, horny fairy.
to Style by fatherdan |
| Sunday Sep 8, 2002 | The kids have been begging for a pet, but cats and dogs are just so boring. Maybe the folks at Dragon Farms have a few ideas. Aha! Hello, Mr. Black Mamba! to Pets by fatherdan |
| Monday Sep 2, 2002 | How did witches of old fly on broomsticks? One theory is that their broomsticks were smeared with hallucinogenic chemicals, which the witches' held closely to their, ahem, nether regions. The phallic overtones are not to be dismissed, either. One wonders then what the hell Harry Potter's merchandisers were thinking—considering the charges of satanism, paganism, and corruption of the innocent levelled against him—when they developed a toy broom that vibrates.
to Occult by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Aug 28, 2002 | Hey hey,
we're the
Monkees! And some
of us are still
hacking away at it. to Music by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Aug 21, 2002 | Watch out for the Rapture with a
Salem Kirban Rapture
watch. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Aug 6, 2002 | From Creationism to Evolution, everyone has their own big damn idea about how it all began. to History by fatherdan |
| If PETA's Commando Chicks fought PETA's Tiger Ladies in a cage match, who would win? to Pets by fatherdan |
| Monday Jul 22, 2002 | Dr. Chaz
M. Holder, recently
deceased , was quite a remarkable
guy. Look Ma! One
hand!
to News by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jul 17, 2002 | When not destroying space
monsters with his devastating
Specium Ray, Ultraman makes
for a delicious
dessert. to Television by fatherdan |
| "Suddenly, Robert's flawless technique was interrupted by an uncontrollable desire for freshly squeezed lemonade." to Sex by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jul 10, 2002 | Thrillseekers Unlimited will
generate an exploding,
burning, arsenal-toting,
zip-lining,
kung-fu-fighting
show for you! Say, isn't Grandma's birthday coming up? to Entertainment by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jun 19, 2002 | Mr. Matthew McClintock graciously invites
you to take a visual tour of his home and all its contents. to Cartography by fatherdan |
| Mr. Seyed Mohammed Ali Mearaji, Time's Ta, King, Imam and Messenger of GOD, has a thing or two to tell you. And how. to Conspiracy by fatherdan |
| Sunday Jun 16, 2002 | For those who find retouched dead
baby photos too disquieting, may I suggest snuggling up with a micropreemie! to Parenting by fatherdan |
| Saturday Jun 15, 2002 | Nikhil Parekh, Indian poet, shares a sincere if painfully strained September 11 tribute, childhood memories of devouring immaculate chunks of white butter, and such harrowing howls from the soul as "Even if I was born dead !!!" to Poetry by fatherdan |
| Friday Jun 14, 2002 | Ned Kelly: 19th century bushranger, Australian hero/antihero, and creator of a really cool-looking bulletproof suit.
to History by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Jun 5, 2002 | Besides its line of "unique
dolls for unique children," Hest of Europe also carries a sweetly eviscerated
teddy bear named Benny. Awwwww! to Toys by fatherdan |
| Lance Henriksen: craggy,
gravel-voiced character actor known for eerie,
offbeat roles and...pottery? to Movies by fatherdan |
| Wednesday May 22, 2002 | In times of trouble, doubt, and fear, Glurge is a cuddly teddy bear, Though its sweetness could kill a diabetic And its effect is potentially emetic. to Culture by fatherdan |
| Wednesday May 1, 2002 | K-R-A-F-T is suing Chicago cartoonist King
VelVeeda for trademark
infringement and sullying the good name of Velveeta
processed cheese spread. to Comics by fatherdan |
| Monday Apr 8, 2002 | Planet Named Desire features the dreamy, southwestern, calaveras-inspired art and comics of Mr. Joe Marshall of Tucson, AZ. to Comics by fatherdan |
| Sunday Apr 7, 2002 | Carla Emery is a down-home country
girl who wrote the Encyclopedia
of Country Living, a friendly, folksy, and detailed guide on food production
down on the farm. She is also highly suspicious of hypnotism,
as shown by her other book Secret,
Don't Tell. to Outdoors by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Mar 20, 2002 | Albinism is treated pretty
unkindly by the media - pale
skin and (sometimes) red eyes being equated with evil. For some
people, however, albinism
is part of who they are...and
sometimes
it can even be beautiful.
to Commentary by fatherdan |
| Monday Mar 18, 2002 | Blessed St. Isidore of Seville,
I boot Thee up that Thou may intercede in mine surfing, for the Internet's cup runneth
over with naughty bits. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Saturday Mar 16, 2002 | Put on a happy face spider.
to Pets by fatherdan |
| Thursday Mar 14, 2002 | Who created those bat's ass insane
paintings
in Wes Anderson's
The Royal
Tenenbaums? Bad-boy
artist Miguel
Calderon, of
course. to Art by fatherdan |
| Friday Mar 8, 2002 | Don't worry, Lois Lane! Skirtman will save you! Skirtman? to Fashion by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Mar 5, 2002 | Why, I bet this Web site is surreal, dream-like, bizarre, eccentric...in a word LYNCHIAN. Be sure to click "What's Inside." JUMP ON IT!!! to Art by fatherdan |
| Friday Mar 1, 2002 | Is Pocho.com The Onion for Pochos, or is it La Cebolla for everyone else? Either way, it's pretty funny. to Humor by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Feb 27, 2002 | Aye, the Farce
is wit' ye, yiz bastads! to Humor by fatherdan |
| Wednesday Feb 20, 2002 | The Bulletman Suit
allows you to deal head-punching, groin-kicking
violence to your opponent without leaving a mark. Just try not to think you're
being attacked by the Great
Gazoo.
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| Monday Feb 18, 2002 | Prepare for your career as an annoying urban attention seeker with dubé
juggling equipment. The knives
are pretty damned cool-looking though.
to Entertainment by fatherdan |
| Thursday Feb 14, 2002 | Are you tougher than Bronson
Pinchot? Find out in this
rather dull tug-of-war contest. Wait a minute: is that really supposed to
be Jackie
Chan?
to Shockwave by fatherdan |
| Tuesday Feb 12, 2002 | Bring me the head of Jesus de Christo. Warner Sallman created the most popular, and prettiest, portrait of Christ ever. to Religion by fatherdan |
| Thursday Feb 7, 2002 | There is only one way to properly bury a drunk. Don't forget to add Meister Brau (see illustration). to Humor by fatherdan |
