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| Friday Jan 18, 2002 | There's just something about guano. Thanks to the marvels of the Internet, anyone from anywhere can now own Inca Magic Sea Bird Guano. But be careful, guano cleanup is no laughing matter. And if you find yourself with a mess too big to handle, why not ask El Guano for advice? to Art by dantessa |
| Words cannot do justice to the utter tedium of a day in the life of a McDonald's employee. Which is surpassed only by the utter tedium of this strange and meaningless flash tidbit.
to Culture by dantessa |
| Finally, someone's gotten around to paying us women to watch porn. US psychologists have measured female arousal at pornography, and reached a startling conclusion: women everywhere, regardless of sexual orientation, are turned on by everything. Except this woman--there's one thing I definitely don't want... to Sex by dantessa |
| It's sad when priests are getting more action than you. Priest-seducing is a popular pastime in Malawi, a government-endorsed form of blackmail in China, and in recorded history 4 Popes have died during sex. Who needs "Sex and the City" when you could have "Sex and the Clergy"? to Sex by dantessa |
| On false teeth: a down-n-out singer in India sold 4,500 sets of false teeth made from bamboo. He made the original set to replace his natural teeth, which were quite an unsightly mess. We love to poke fun at dentures, but some prominent figures wore false teeth. Like George Washington, a Dalai Lama, and the Face on Mars. Just watch out for the uranium. to Health by dantessa |
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